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Romeo, Romeo Where Art Thou Romeo

The one and the only, William Shakespeare straight from the sixteenth century to present day. In the words of Jerry Jones and Tony Romo with a new and improved Dallas Cowboys twist.

Enjoy...

JJ

Romeo, Romeo,

Where Art Thou Romeo.

You were never as

Great vs. Denver,

And haven't been

Great since Denver.

And now that it's November,

Will G-Men make us pretenders.

Romeo

It is I, one man

On the roster,

Being guarded by

Guys named Phil Costa.

Who has had three

Coaches to name,

But still it is me

They all blame.

JJ

You have sought

To critique my job,

Because of you

My monies Been robbed.

And since your money

Will be paid off,

I need more than one

Victory in the playoffs.

Romeo

So, since we are

High on demands,

I need a defense

And true fans in the stands.

I've ran circles 'round

All-time QB stats,

So that check

You will never get back.

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