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The Dallas Cowboys 12 Days of Christmas

Came up with this today, hope you all enjoy this take on a Christmas classic.

On the first day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, A Championship ring with Tony Romo

On the second day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, Two Dez Bryant Circus touchdowns.

On the third day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, Three AT&T Stadium Buffets

On the fourth day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, Four Quarters of dominance

On the fifth day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, Five Vince Lombardi Trophies

On the sixth day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, Six third down conversions

On the seventh day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, Seven Eli Manning interceptions

On the eighth day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, Eight Hogs a Crying

On the ninth day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, Nine Eagles fleeing

On the tenth day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, Ten Cheerleaders dancing

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, Eleven players in Victory Formation

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Cowboys gave to me, Twelve Straight Playoff Victories

Now the meaning behind the song:

Day one: It is simple, Tony Romo is still our quarterback even if we want to get rid of him. He will be here in 2014 and does deserve to lead the Cowboys to a championship.

Day two: Who doesn't love circus touchdowns from any receiver, but Dez fits here because he somewhat rhymes.

Day three: Simple, we want to eat the stadium buffet, and three would be a great treat.

Day four: I think we can all agree on enjoying dominating football from our boys. Last Sunday should have been one of those days.

Day five: Nothing is as good as our titles, enough said.

Day six: Yes this is likely worth less than the others, but the conversions would be huge on their own.

Day seven: Now we enter the period where we make fun of our division foes, first up Eli Manning and his knack for throwing interceptions.

Day eight: Now we move onto the Redskins. This is based on preseason news that a few fans were hurt by Redskins team policies to the point that one couldn't get an autograph.

Day nine: Basically make fun of the Eagles and how their fans flee from the truth.

Day ten: Dancing Cowboys Cheerleaders, yay!

Day eleven: Yes this is the Cowboys kneeling down after a hard fought win.

Day twelve: It doesn't matter if we play four straight games or just three, it equals at least three straight Vince Lombardi trophies.

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