Trolling The Nation: Cowboys vs. Rams Reloaded

Jamie Squire

Savor every last detail of Sunday's game as you read through what other fans had to say as they watched the Dallas Cowboys beat the St. Louis Rams 31-7.

After big Cowboys wins, we've made it a habit here at BTB to celebrate by trolling around the other SB Nation NFL sites and taking a peek at what the fans of other teams had to say while they were watching the game. Today, we visit our friends at the St. Louis Rams SB Nation blog Turf Show Times, as well as some other blogs.

Unfortunately, most of our fellow NFL fans were too busy lamenting their own losses or celebrating their owns wins from the early games - or simply didn't care about St. Louis at Dallas - to comment much on the game. But the Rams fans more than made up for that.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. This is not intended to call out any of the posters, it's all in good fun. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility and meet the requirements of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

In the past, I've received some questions asking why there are never any Cowboys fans in these threads. Two reasons: One, if you are a Cowboys fan and watched the game, you probably remember exactly how you felt during the game - no need for a rehash. Two, if you really want to see what other Cowboys fans said, you can always read through the open threads for the game here on BTB.

Pregame and First Quarter
TST Prediction: "St. Louis Rams 31, Dallas Cowboys 14 - Sam Bradford passes for 360 yards and three TDs, with a QB rating above 100. Plus, at least one Rams receiver will have over 100 receiving yards today. The Rams defense scores on a Kyle Orton "pick-six", and recovers two fumbles... How about that, eh?" - Douglas M
Rams Rams are going to ride a Cowgirls win into Thursday nights game
by Tavon Awesome on Sep 22, 2013 | 12:43 PM
Rams Let's GO RAMS!!!!!! Rams 27- Cowboys 21!!!!!!!
by Ramfan 1313 on Sep 22, 2013 | 12:51 PM
Rams well, everybody on NFLN picked against us...that means we win easy…just like Dougie predicted…texas rib roast at romo’s house
by LA Champ on Sep 22, 2013 | 12:53 PM
Rams It's been a long time since I've seen a Rams blowout.. How about one today?
by VTramsFan on Sep 22, 2013 | 12:54 PM
Rams so nervous you couldn't shove a needle up my behind with a jackhammer
by VTramsFan on Sep 22, 2013 | 12:57 PM
Rams That stadium is majestic.
by Danrarbc on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:03 PM
Rams Rams already getting tricky, me gusta
by Rams78110 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:03 PM
Rams Aw, here we go with the drops..
by RG31 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:04 PM
Chiefs Giants with 73 rushing yards. ON THE YEAR!!!
by RamX21 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:05 PM
Chiefs Make that 71. hahah
by RamX21 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:05 PM
(14:07) (Punt formation) J.Hekker punts 45 yards to DAL 32, Center-J.McQuaide. D.Harris MUFFS catch, RECOVERED by SL-W.Witherspoon
Rams whoomp..there it is
by oldboy1x on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:06 PM
Rams WOOOO! LETS TURN IT INTO POINTS
by Rams78110 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:06 PM
Rams FUMBLE!
by seeds961 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:06 PM
Rams Ok Schotty this short conservative stuff is already getting old
by Rams78110 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:07 PM
Rams Dallas D looks fast!!
by 1olyJG on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:08 PM
Rams A fake Punt wow!!
by 1olyJG on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:08 PM
Rams lmao stupid play
by Ken F on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:08 PM
Rams first sack of season
by VTramsFan on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:08 PM
Rams Ballsy fake punt. Nice, Fisher.
by FailureDrill on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:09 PM
Rams Wasted opportunities, Rams football right there...
by RG31 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:09 PM
Rams I don't get the fake punt call
by 3k on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:10 PM
Rams I'm really dreading this defensive series.
by FailureDrill on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:11 PM
Rams loltackles and lolangles by our D already.. Worrying
by Rams78110 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:11 PM
Rams Ok don't panic. Don't panic.
by addnon on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:12 PM
49ers Dallas is running down STL's throat right now
by NinersHabs on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:12 PM
Rams DeMarco Murray must love running against us
by seeds961 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:12 PM
Rams Is it just me or does Murray always kick our ass?
by dbcouver on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:14 PM
Rams Can the Rams EVER play with the Lead in a game?
by Da Rookie on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:16 PM
Rams Time for a JJ goaline INT right about now. Or Romo being Romo, that can help too.
by ramsfanindia on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:16 PM
(7:07) T.Romo pass short left to D.Bryant for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
SL 0 DAL 7
Rams Great push off.
by bobhugehands on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:17 PM
Rams That was pretty blatent, that was a bad call. Oh well, we are still gonna win that.
by oldboy1x on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:17 PM
Rams FINNEGAN was RAPED
by VTramsFan on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:17 PM
Rams I just want to be the first to point out that man press ummm, failed on that play.
by oldboy1x on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:18 PM
Rams How dumb was it to leave Cortland on him to start with? Then the no-call? He fell down right in front of you ref.
by YoMurph! on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:18 PM
Rams Finnegan 5'9 Dez 6'2. And were the Rams. It was doomed to fail long before we were all born.
by ramsfanindia on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:19 PM
Rams HOLY [MACKEREL] We’re past the 20, well, there is the flag, never mind
by NoAvailableCAP on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:20 PM
Rams That's what 3 or 4 penalties on us so far?
by VTramsFan on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:22 PM
Rams Can't go vertical with the Cowboys living in our backfield
by seeds961 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:24 PM
Rams another sack
by VTramsFan on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:24 PM
Rams I've tried to remain very, very optimistic up until today, but this has the early makings of a curb stomping. Let’s hope they can turn it around.
by FailureDrill on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:25 PM
Rams What was that about this O-line not giving any sacks?
by ramsfanindia on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:25 PM
Rams Play from behind... It's all the Rams know how to do
by Tavon Awesome on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:25 PM
Steelers Cowboys game: Looks like the new 88 is living up to his number. Is he taking push off lessons from the master himself?
by More Dread on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:27 PM
Rams their run blocking is beautiful, I'm so effing jealous they can run it like that.
by phalanx26 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:27 PM
Rams Murray is officially a RAM-Killer
by YoMurph! on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:27 PM
Rams HOW DO WE ALWAYS TURN MURRAY INTO A DARN PRO BOWLER? Be right back. Switching from beer to bourbon
by seeds961 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:28 PM
Chiefs Dez Bryant got away with a ridiculous push off for the td
by saskwatch on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:30 PM
Rams Fish mentioned this week we have not been tested by a running back yet.
by YoMurph! on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:30 PM
Rams 3rd and goal again...Please no Finn on Dez
by LA Champ on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:31 PM
Rams Omg we stopped Murray before he ran for 10 more yards
by Rams78110 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:31 PM
Rams Does Murray have 100 yards yet?
by RG31 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:31 PM
(2:10) (Field Goal formation) D.Bailey 19 yard field goal is GOOD
SL 0 DAL 10
Rams Finally D you got a stop...held them to a FG
by ramswo85 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:32 PM
Rams Great, lets lull them in to a false sense of security. And then lets sic them.
by ramsfanindia on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:33 PM
Rams So who do you guys think we'll take with our top 5 pick next year?
by Warner2Bruce137 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:34 PM
Rams ok, 1st and 20 … let's run for 2 yards…. OMG !
by DevsLaRams on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:37 PM
Rams sam has that deer in headlights look again. not good
by Ken F on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:38 PM
Rams Trenches. Losing the game right now. Don’t kid yourselves.
by 81 Witness on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:39 PM
Rams Can we throw the ball to someone that's past the first down marker please?!?
by jmo53 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:39 PM
Rams Negative offensive yards in the 1st quarter. Great job guys...
by Tavon Awesome on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:39 PM

Second Quarter
Rams WE ALL NEED TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND CALM DOWN, WE ARE RAMS FANS, THIS AINT NOTHING WE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE, THIS IS NOTHING WE CANT GET OUT OF, THE GAME IS EARLY, WE ARE GOING TO WIN. THOUGHTS ARE THINGS, WE MUST STAY POSITIVE AND GIVE OUR GUYS ALL THE POSITIVE MOJO WE CAN MUSTER. LETS GO TSTers.
by oldboy1x on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:41 PM
Rams Our expectations were slightly on the high side...
by AlwaysARamsFan on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:42 PM
Rams one good thing- i started murry on my fantasy team. CAUSE OUR D IS CRAP
by master hyde on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:44 PM
Rams Cowboys O-line is eating our D-Line up.
by YoMurph! on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:44 PM
Rams … which is sad cause ive heard all year the only knock on the cowboys is their offensive line
by Danteslion on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:45 PM
Rams we are truly a bad football team. This is terrible, how bad can you get. I thought defence was our stongpoint. This will be a long year
by lineman68 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:45 PM
Rams … and our team strength is our D line. what does that tell you?
by Bralidore on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:46 PM
Rams dam romo has all day. whatever happened to the strength of our team being the D line?
by Danteslion on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:48 PM
Rams D-Line getting dominated
by LA Champ on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:48 PM
Rams Are the Cowboys playing with 13 guys?
by YoMurph! on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:48 PM
Rams I think I'm going to cry. What is going on??
by Baphomet on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:50 PM
Rams Surprised no Jerry Jones shots yet smiling and high fiving
by VTramsFan on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:50 PM
(9:15) D.Murray left end for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
STL 0 DAL 17
Rams Ok, so it's not 21-0 but can we please start playing now? I'm already gray, afraid of what comes next.
by NoAvailableCAP on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:52 PM
Rams If the Rams don't score a touchdown here I am going to kill something out of rage
by Tavon Awesome on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:53 PM
Rams I'm still watching only because it beats cutting the lawn.
by joedog3 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:54 PM
Rams My rage is infinite.
by RAMpage28 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:54 PM
Rams I don't even remember any completed passes
by addnon on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:55 PM
Rams [The site guidelines prevent me from sharing this here, but if you like cats and/or you like to swear, you need to follow this link]
by seeds961 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:55 PM
Rams Sam can't even see over the line when they bring the house.
by YoMurph! on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:57 PM
Rams o-line facing real athletes on the dallas d-line
by LA Champ on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:58 PM
Rams the cowboys look like a much better football team than the rams.
by phalanx26 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:58 PM
Rams Oh hey Selvie! Nice to see you again.
by RAMpage28 on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:58 PM
Rams George Selvie. Smell the irony, kids.
by FailureDrill on Sep 22, 2013 | 1:59 PM
Rams 3rd and 19.. and we still almost allow it
by Rams78110 on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:03 PM
Rams hahaha that sucks..but sure was nice watching it.
by oldboy1x on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:04 PM
Rams YES WE STOPPED THEM!
by ramsfanindia on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:04 PM
Rams I'm not going to give up, because if you know anything about football 101, rule number 1 is: The Cowboys are never too far ahead to [shoot themselves in the foot]
by RG31 on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:04 PM
(3:40) (Punt formation) C.Jones punts 49 yards to SL 16. T.Austin for 84 yards, TOUCHDOWN NULLIFIED by Penalty.
Rams wow omfg
by SoCalJoe on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:04 PM
Rams Best play of the year, and flags
by NoAvailableCAP on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:05 PM
Rams FLAG! Rams are not allowed to do that.
by Tavon Awesome on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:05 PM
Rams I don't care...that hit by TJ was worth it
by addnon on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:06 PM
Rams Let me in the locker room. I need to talk to these players on special teams. I’m about to throw my computer through the [darned] window.
by Warner2Bruce137 on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:07 PM
Rams Relentless spirit, says Moose Johnston. I’m just… blah.
by FailureDrill on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:10 PM
Rams i think the cowboys know what is coming
by hex706f726368 on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:10 PM
Rams Is it half time yet? I can't take this anymore
by Tavon Awesome on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:11 PM
Raiders Dallas think they have this game in the bag? STL is a 2nd half team.
by AlwaysWinBaby on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:12 PM
Rams i love waiting all week for a football game and then not getting to see the rams get a single first down
by TheBirds on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:12 PM
Rams I would take a redzone field goal at this point
by Danteslion on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:14 PM
Rams 24-3 entering halftime last week
by BrokeCollegeKid on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:16 PM
Rams I'm not worried
by BrokeCollegeKid on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:16 PM
Rams You must be high as [a kite] then
by Rams78110 on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:16 PM
Rams was Hatcher supposed to be blocked on that one? someone didn’t get the memo
by BaldBilly on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:17 PM
Rams "Our offensive line hasn't allowed any sacks this year," we said. "Pass pro isn’t a problem," we said.
by FailureDrill on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:18 PM
Rams On a bright note, at least Sam hasn't been sacked as much as Eli has today so far. He’s up to 6 and getting ass handed to him by the Panthers.
by NoAvailableCAP on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:18 PM
Rams 18 first half yards lmao
by Danteslion on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:21 PM
Rams Doug, your score prediction privileges have been revoked.
by Eric Nagel on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:23 PM

Halftime and Third Quarter
Rams rally hats
by Throw on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:30 PM
Rams ugh, more of the same
by apack on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:32 PM
Rams MURRAY 100 YARDS YAY
by rams21 on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:32 PM
Rams Murray has 3 runs by my count that have exceeded our entire offensive production
by Rams78110 on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:32 PM
Rams I am beginning to think DeMarco Murray is the second coming of Marcus Allen when he plays the Rams
by YoMurph! on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:32 PM
Eagles too bad the rams can’t get anything going
by Boufardi on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:33 PM
Rams Good half times adjustments right there. #nightmare!
by Baphomet on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:33 PM
Rams murray turns into a god when he plays us
by Throw on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:33 PM
(11:44) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass deep right to G.Escobar for 24 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
SL 0 DAL 24
Rams Oh boy. Ogletree slowly walks off field so Witherspoon gets on late than gets burned
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:35 PM
Rams wow.
by ramswo85 on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:35 PM
Rams They are smart in every way the Rams are stupid.
by YoMurph! on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:36 PM
Rams That is so terrible, honestly i feel like the losing culture of this team will never end.
by BeingAsARam420 on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:38 PM
Rams woo demarco Murray didnt score … Wait a second
by navybluenachos33 on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:38 PM
Rams Power Rankings will be fun this week
by addnon on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:39 PM
Rams O....M.....G.....
by Danteslion on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:41 PM
Rams oh boy, fumble? Really?
by LA Champ on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:41 PM
Rams Who said the 2nd half couldn't get worse?
by addnon on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:41 PM
Eagles St Louis is horrible today. They just turned it back over to Dallas. Murray is running like a mad man on them.
by Big Slice on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:42 PM
Raiders damn, total domination by the Cowboys
by njccc on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:43 PM
Rams And I started Dan Bailey. Wow I suck.
by addnon on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:47 PM
Rams Woo! We used our jedi mind trick D to push that wide right!! #positivethinking XD
by Baphomet on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:47 PM
Rams Can't wait to hear the cowboy fans
by BrokeCollegeKid on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:47 PM
Eagles Rams comeback time.
by groot on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:50 PM
Rams ive counted 3 snaps where Sam hasn’t been running for his life.
by Bralidore on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:54 PM
Rams you sure? check you're stats
by LA Champ on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:55 PM
Rams Easy to fly to the ball, when your defense has been on the field for like 5 mins
by ramsfanindia on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:56 PM
49ers Wow Dallas is laying it on STL
by baykid415 on Sep 22, 2013 | 2:58 PM
Rams At least the Giants are also down 24-0.....sigh....
by Baphomet on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:01 PM
(3:25) (Shotgun) S.Bradford pass short middle to A.Pettis for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
SL 7 DAL 24
Rams finally!
by apack on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:02 PM
Rams Great, now we get to hear the Rams getting beat in 2 languages.
by NoAvailableCAP on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:06 PM
Rams Final prediction ? 38-7 We got saved by a penalty in that drive, don’t see how we score again
by Kavi on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:06 PM

Fourth Quarter
Rams now we've given him his 1st and second best games… SMH
by Bralidore on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:12 PM
Eagles Eli Manning has a QB rating of 23.7. On the bright side, that is still higher than Giants yardage total (20). Sometimes stats are total fun.
by Imp on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:12 PM
Rams I think many of us may have overestimated the timetable on the Ram's return to relevance, myself included.
by BornwithHorns on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:14 PM
Rams I don't wanna overreact but, fire each coordinator.
by BradfordCharcoal on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:16 PM
Rams Do they have a play that is longer then 2 yds?
by Paul Luigi on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:20 PM
(12:02) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass deep right to D.Harris for 24 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
SL 7 DAL 31
Rams So many drops. Is that 3 or 4 in a row
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:31 PM
Rams I only predicted Dallas would win 28-16. Yeesh, was I ever wrong.
by PaladinRam on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:32 PM
Rams Well guys, at least we're not the Giants.
by douchiedude on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:35 PM
Chiefs Cowboys looking good today.
by Tarkus on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:38 PM
Bills The Giants are a tire fire
by bluecollarbuffalo on Sep 22, 2013 | 3:40 PM

If you are unfamiliar with these Trolling The Nation posts, here are some other posts that you may want to check out:

2012: Morris Claiborne is drafted
2011: DeMarco Murray is drafted
2010: Dez Bryant is drafted

2013 vs Giants
2012 vs Eagles
2012 vs Giants
2011 vs Rams
2010 vs Colts
2010 vs Giants
2009 vs Eagles (Wildcard)
2009 vs Eagles (regular season finale)
2009 vs Saints

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Blogging The Boys

You must be a member of Blogging The Boys to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Blogging The Boys. You should read them.

Join Blogging The Boys

You must be a member of Blogging The Boys to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Blogging The Boys. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker