1. He's the most over-rated QB in the history of the NFL. His inconsistency is legendary. But because he's had such great teams around him, he's won two super bowls. Plus, he's a Manning. Eli's career quarterback rating is a pedestrian 82.7, right there with Neal Lomax and Andy Dalton.
2. I hate that he defiled our new stadium. What a punk.
3. No way he's better than Romo. That's like comparing a Mercedes to a Fiat.
4. He's hands down the ugliest QB in the NFL. His nose belongs in a sausage factory.
Please, God, let Anthony Spencer be healthy Sunday night and let him, Hatcher and Demarcus Ware set a sacks record Sunday night. I'd love to see Manning get drilled, sandwiched, pancaked on the same night. I want him get blind-sided. I want him to stand up white-faced and confused, his ears ringing. A safety in the end zone, and seven picks.
That is my version of Cowboy heaven.