Get ready guys, if he gets reinstated, this is happening.

And when it does, I'll probably feel the same way as when I saw the ESPNews ticker re: signing TO...great anticipation.

Unlike TO and other prima donnas, he's really a bad guy.

He needs to be playing longest yard ball not NFL...

I don't like this. I could see him changing in Dallas, but I don't think its the right way to go. His case is far different than any player's in the league is. He is not a showboater like CJ or a glory hog like T.O. was, this man is truly a thug.

Devise a contract that'll land him square on his arse if he fouls up on or off the field, in the locker room, or anywhere else. If this can be done I'm more than for it.

but if we can sign him to a nothing to lose contract, go for it.  If he can shut down the opposing teams reciever and help them win games without getting involved in anymore shoot outs, that's a good thing.  
Put a stipulation in his contract that if he screws up one more time, he has to legally change his name to "weiner boy."  That will hit him where it hurts, in his street cred.

depends on the price.

I'm sure there's a certain strip club down the street from Texas Stadium that would kill to have Pacman on the Cowboys.

Derek

on The Pacman. Don't read too much into it.

Hopefully, his advisers are going to tell him not to touch the guy.

He is still suspended indefinitely. So unlike Tank Johnson's situation, Goodell doesn't seem to want to give this guy the 2nd chance.

Combined with the 2 first rounders Dallas holds, I'd say something really drastic would have to happen before Jerry Jones signs this turd.

Nothing going on around the ranch over the last wekk, so lets make something up and throw it out there, thats what smells like.

Pacman is suspended until atleast July when he has another meeting scheduled with the league, even after that, he may not be reinstated. Goodell keeps in weekly contact with Pacman and Pacman continues not to follow the guidelines/mandates of the league and Pacman's own promises he made to Goodell about how he will change his lifestyle, he has not changed, so why waste time on a player that wont be available after July, if at all by the way things are going in his case.

That is why whover signs him will sign him to a two year minimum pay deal.  They will structure the contract so that if he is arrested or even gets so much as a parking ticket he will have to give back any signing bonus as well as have to pay back all of the money the team had paid him up to that point (possibly in the form of a fine to the team).  There would also probably be language in his contract that would void the deal and allow the team to fine him if he is caught in a strip club, is found with any kind of weapon or is caught up in an incident where someone in his crew had a weapon.

That's the thing.  The contract should be structured to keep him in line, and if it doesn't, the team that signed him really loses nothing or very little.

I'm guessing the commish is waiting until the last possible minute before the draft (to see if Pacman can stay out of trouble) before reinstating him.