On Monday morning at 11:30 AM, the house of former Cowboy great Too Tall Jones was robbed. The two thieves escaped in a stolen truck which was driven through Too Tall's yard, over a fence, and side-swapped a police car. A 10-minute car chase proceeded until the thieves abandoned the car, went to a public location, and called a taxi.
Sometime later one of the thieves was captured at a local Dallas hotel while the second one is still on the loose. There was no report on what was stolen from Jones' house. Apparently, someone inside the house called the police causing the thieves to flee. Too Tall was not present at his house when all this took place.
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