Terrell Owens' football camp for kids started yesterday without T.O. Covered in separate stories by the DMN and the DFW S-T, the kids waited all day for Owens to arrive. Fortunately, Owens wasn't just messing around and forgot that he actually had a kid's football camp going on, he was taking care of his real duties - attending practice with the Dallas Cowboys. So while the kids and parents were getting a little ticked-off at his absence, Owens knew it was better to make a few kids angry than to upset the Tuna. Once he was done at Valley Ranch, he headed on over to the camp and all was forgiven.
Owens talked to the kids and threw them passes, which caused the absolute best punch-line from a kid in modern history.
"Have y'all ever seen a better QB?" he asks.
"Donovan McNabb," says one kid, giggling.
Silence.
Ouch!
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