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Trolling the DAL-NO Open Game Threads on SBNation

Here's your chance to relive the Saints game through a few choice comments of our fellow bloggers on our sister SBNation sites. All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SBNation team sites as indicated in front of every comment.

This is not intended to call out any of the posters, it's all in good fun.

I have edited some of the comments for language

Pregame

Team

Comments

Saints Lets Go Homies. Another time to show the world that we are the best team in the NFL!!! WHO DAT!!!
by SpindianSaints on Dec 19, 2009 7:31 PM EST
Saints OH NO NO NO NO TO BLACK PANTS
by N_O_1saintfan on Dec 19, 2009 7:43 PM EST
Saints Hey, come on now. This black pants thing is getting as overblown as a tourist in the French Quarter!
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 19, 2009 7:47 PM EST
Saints no alcohol in the house. i’m worried. what if we’re behind?
by arcuate on Dec 19, 2009 8:09 PM EST
Saints Looks like a lot of Cowboy fans in the crowd. WTF sells their tickets to a Cowboys fan?
by pukenbowl on Dec 19, 2009 8:13 PM EST
Eagles The Saints are far from invincible. Should be a competitive game, although I see a 10-point Saints win.
by Bye, Dawk :( on Dec 19, 2009 8:18 PM EST
Saints Here's question for you Saints fan. Why doesn’t Bush return kickoffs anymore?
by MarkFive05 on Dec 19, 2009 8:22 PM EST
Saints he runs backwards and drops the ball. but otherwise he's awesome...
by arcuate on Dec 19, 2009 8:23 PM EST


1st Quarter

Team

Comments

Saints Can we not let a team score on its opening drive?
by Ace Venom on Dec 19, 2009 8:26 PM EST
Saints Romo 0 for 1 and counting!!!
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 19, 2009 8:27 PM EST
(11:33) T.Romo pass deep left to M.Austin for 49 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Eagles nice opening drive for the girls
by oclafcire on Dec 19, 2009 8:29 PM EST
Eagles shit! damn there a lot of cowboys fans at this game
by eaglesinmd on Dec 19, 2009 8:29 PM EST
Eagles New Orleans is an 8 hr drive from Dallas - 3.5 days on horseback
by oclafcire on Dec 19, 2009 8:33 PM EST
Saints Damn
by BigTMill on Dec 19, 2009 8:29 PM EST
Saints Another three and out!
by Ace Venom on Dec 19, 2009 8:36 PM EST
Saints Oh God... Romo is picking us apart like there’s no tomorrow.
by Ace Venom on Dec 19, 2009 8:41 PM EST
(5:19) M.Barber left guard for 3 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Broncos And suddenly the SuperDome is very quiet...
by HillisRanUover on Dec 19, 2009 8:46 PM EST
Colts only a cowboy would shove their own guy into the goalpost
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 19, 2009 8:46 PM EST
Saints WHAT ARE WE DOOOOIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BayouLafourcheBoppy on Dec 19, 2009 8:48 PM EST
Colts Hey another guy from Purdue! The Purdue guy just sacked the Purdue QB!
by MarkFive05 on Dec 19, 2009 8:51 PM EST
Broncos Another punt for the saints. Golly. I bet their punter is gased already. He’s not used to this much work with the saints offense.
by kentuckybronco on Dec 19, 2009 8:52 PM EST
Saints Still Early
by BigTMill on Dec 19, 2009 8:54 PM EST
Colts OMG Romo. what are you doing? Nice way to avoid a sack, then, worst pass ever. Wasnt intercepted for some miracle
by Piojocuau on Dec 19, 2009 8:57 PM EST
Seahawks I think Romo has just found his career-changing game.
by SSreporters on Dec 19, 2009 8:58 PM EST
Saints we can't get a team off the field
by rustdog74 on Dec 19, 2009 8:58 PM EST
Colts Great start by the Cowboys. 14-0 as the 1st quarter ends deep in Saints territory.
by Cassieper on Dec 19, 2009 9:00 PM EST


2st Quarter

Team

Comments

Saints Ye of little faith ...Stop worring…Williams and Payton have figured it out by now…..
by whodatone on Dec 19, 2009 9:02 PM EST
Broncos wow, Dallas being ballsy out there. Going for it on 4th and 4 with a lead? Nice boldness, Wade Phillips.
by Joe Medina on Dec 19, 2009 9:04 PM EST
Eagles anyone wanna explain why i just turned on the TV and dallas just converted on 4th down and are winning 14-0?
by alcatraz0109 on Dec 19, 2009 9:06 PM EST
Saints they need to play Al Hirt music the whole game - psych the pokeys
by WarWolf on Dec 19, 2009 9:17 PM EST
Colts Please don't pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts
by KMR24 on Dec 19, 2009 9:20 PM EST
(7:27) G.Hartley 34 yard field goal is GOOD
Saints okay we are on the board. And the D is here I think we are looking good
by saintslam on Dec 19, 2009 9:21 PM EST
Broncos The cowboys really impressed me, just now. 1st and 19 turns into 2nd and 2, then 3rd and 1. Then Barber pounds it up the middle for a first down. I wish we could do that more often.
by kentuckybronco on Dec 19, 2009 9:27 PM EST
Colts Damn, Bush injured
by Piojocuau on Dec 19, 2009 9:35 PM EST
Colts what else is new?
by MarkFive05 on Dec 19, 2009 9:35 PM EST
Colts I know there's another half of football left to play, I know this, but I think Peyton just solidify his record 4th league MVP (knocks on wood).
by KMR24 on Dec 19, 2009 9:41 PM EST
Eagles I'm surprised that marion barber hasnt broken his nose with that facemask
by 700 Level on Dec 19, 2009 9:43 PM EST
49ers What is going on with the Saints? I know they’ve had some slow starts, but the 49er chances are at stake here!
by brundylop on Dec 19, 2009 9:47 PM EST
Saints Barber running with purpose and just smacckkkkkked Vilma, wow. I’ve never seen Vilma take a hit like that.
by AKAY47 on Dec 19, 2009 9:48 PM EST
Saints Who Dat!!!? Who Dat say they gon beat them Saints? Cowboys????
by West-Coast21 on Dec 19, 2009 9:48 PM EST
Colts The "undefeated Saints" Are looking pretty defeated here in the first half.
by Picky on Dec 19, 2009 9:49 PM EST
Colts Romo still trying to hit that guy in the stands. SOMEBODY TELL HIM! He’s NOT on teh ROSTER, TONY!!!
by Picky on Dec 19, 2009 9:52 PM EST
(:08) N.Folk 44 yard field goal is GOOD
Seahawks Folk just saved his job!
by SSreporters on Dec 19, 2009 9:52 PM EST
Saints Terrible terrible 1st half. Outplayed, outcoached
by andyp111 on Dec 19, 2009 9:53 PM EST


3rd Quarter

Team

Comments

Saints Yikes
by Monkey Poop Battle on Dec 19, 2009 10:15 PM EST
(8:06) M.Barber left end for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Packers Goodness, the Saints could lose this one. Cowboys just scored again to make it 24-3. Knock on wood.
by Vermont Cubs Fan on Dec 19, 2009 10:18 PM EST
Seahawks wow I saw this coming somewhat, but not like this.
by Krazyleggs on Dec 19, 2009 10:18 PM EST
Colts 7 minutes scoring drive sounds like a recipe for winning
by thebossuzzi on Dec 19, 2009 10:19 PM EST
Colts For some reason I feel the Saints are going to win this game...
by Justin Pugh on Dec 19, 2009 10:20 PM EST
Seahawks Jerry Jones, what do you want for Tashard Choice?
by aerozeppelin on Dec 19, 2009 10:21 PM EST
Saints Big comeback comming up
by saintslam on Dec 19, 2009 10:21 PM EST
Seahawks And F#$K, I HATE the Cowboys.
by Misfit74 on Dec 19, 2009 10:27 PM EST
Seahawks Wade just saved his job and Romo is officially elite. I really got to admit he's been great tonight.
by SSreporters on Dec 19, 2009 10:27 PM EST
Eagles the saints are throwing this game. Ive never seen anything like this
by 700 Level on Dec 19, 2009 10:27 PM EST
Saints 3rd down conversion rate: 0%
by arcuate on Dec 19, 2009 10:27 PM EST
Eagles effing Saints, thanks for deciding you want to lose your first game against the worst team possible.
by southjersey89 on Dec 19, 2009 10:28 PM EST
Saints I hate this so much, I will be getting ragged on all next week
by rustdog74 on Dec 19, 2009 10:28 PM EST
Colts ALL TALK OF DREW BREES AS MVP SHOULD STOP TONIGHT...
by Justin Pugh on Dec 19, 2009 10:32 PM EST
Seahawks I hate Miles Austin because he makes everything look simple.
by Krazyleggs on Dec 19, 2009 10:33 PM EST
Eagles effing miles austin im going to lose my fantasy postseason because of that bitch
by fhqwagads on Dec 19, 2009 10:33 PM EST
Saints friggin romo
by saintslam on Dec 19, 2009 10:34 PM EST
49ers I guess god just doesn't want the niners to go to the playoffs comon saints help us out here.
by Dub4lif3 on Dec 19, 2009 10:38 PM EST
Saints But what happens if we end up facing these guys in the playoffs?
by AKAY47 on Dec 19, 2009 10:39 PM EST


4th Quarter

Team

Comments

(12:41) M.Bell left end for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN
Colts The Cowboys' prevent defense isn't preventing anything.
by Cassieper on Dec 19, 2009 10:45 PM EST
Saints I love all Y'all TDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BayouLafourcheBoppy on Dec 19, 2009 10:46 PM EST
Eagles hmmmm......
by FreeBradshaw on Dec 19, 2009 10:52 PM EST
Saints The SAINTS are coming!
by Dan Kelly on Dec 19, 2009 10:57 PM EST
Eagles why is Matt Millen not shoveling snow?
by FreeBradshaw on Dec 19, 2009 11:00 PM EST
(8:06) D.Brees pass short right to L.Moore for 7 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Seahawks WWWWWWWWWWWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Misfit74 on Dec 19, 2009 11:02 PM EST
Eagles Is that December choke that I taste?
by southjersey89 on Dec 19, 2009 11:02 PM EST
Eagles Wow. If the Cowboys lose this game, wow, just wow.
by bdawk4ever on Dec 19, 2009 11:02 PM EST
Saints TD ! 7 pt game
by WarWolf on Dec 19, 2009 11:03 PM EST
Colts Are the Cowboys imploding? Wade can’t coach his way out of a paper bag.
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 19, 2009 11:04 PM EST
Saints I WANT TO SEE WADE PHILIPS FACE WHEN HE GETS HIS PINK SLIP
by N_O_1saintfan on Dec 19, 2009 11:04 PM EST
Packers If the Saints pull that off, the Cowgirls’ December swoon talk will reach orgasm
by A-Rodge12 on Dec 19, 2009 11:08 PM EST
Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts Please don’t pull a Colts
by KMR24 on Dec 19, 2009 11:09 PM EST
Colts Austin playing well. He dropped a few but I already trust him more than Roy Williams
by Gwen on Dec 19, 2009 11:09 PM EST
49ers i hate miles austin so much
by Dub4lif3 on Dec 19, 2009 11:09 PM EST
Eagles Austin is the real deal. I hate to admit it…but why can’t the Saints defend him?
by jalarsen1 on Dec 19, 2009 11:09 PM EST
Saints tthat was ugly
by Brazil meets LA on Dec 19, 2009 11:09 PM EST
Eagles The only thing I hate about a Cowboys win here are the fans who are going to act like they just won 15 Superbowls in a row.
by jalarsen1 on Dec 19, 2009 11:12 PM EST
Saints why can't romo falter in this game
by rustdog74 on Dec 19, 2009 11:13 PM EST
Colts Thank you for that clip, NFLN. That makes me feel much better about Folk.
by Cassieper on Dec 19, 2009 11:16 PM EST
Saints Holy crap! Did you see those practice kicks!!! Oh my goodness. They’re garbage.
by Dan Kelly on Dec 19, 2009 11:16 PM EST
49ers Cowboys Kicker is pretty bad here’s to a miss!
by brundylop on Dec 19, 2009 11:16 PM EST
(2:19) N.Folk 24 yard field goal is No Good, Hit Right Upright
49ers YES!!!
by brundylop on Dec 19, 2009 11:17 PM EST
Eagles This is awesome. Choke it away Boys!
by slackerjoe on Dec 19, 2009 11:17 PM EST
Saints DOINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Cajun in CA on Dec 19, 2009 11:17 PM EST
Eagles COME ON. Do that thing you do Dallas. Keep finding a way to loose.
by EaglesPhan on Dec 19, 2009 11:20 PM EST
Broncos Welcome to the un-employment line mr. Folk
by HillisRanUover on Dec 19, 2009 11:21 PM EST
Packers Haha oh my.. Haha I had a funny feeling Folk was going to miss that kick after they showed him hooking 30 yards in warm-ups, and sure enough he clanked it off the upright. What is it with kickers this year?
by packallday555 on Dec 19, 2009 11:21 PM EST


10 Minutes after the final whistle

Team

Comments

Colts PEYTON IS THE MVP!!!!!!!!!!! THE COLTS ARE THE NFL’S LONE UNBEATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Cassieper on Dec 19, 2009 11:29 PM EST
Eagles WOW
by Realtalk32 on Dec 19, 2009 11:29 PM EST
Saints oh no
by saintslam on Dec 19, 2009 11:29 PM EST
Saints booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by WarWolf on Dec 19, 2009 11:29 PM EST
Saints DAMN
by BigTMill on Dec 19, 2009 11:29 PM EST
Broncos Wow.
by Tempestuous Binary on Dec 19, 2009 11:30 PM EST
Colts holy s***. Did that just happen?
by DClark#44 on Dec 19, 2009 11:30 PM EST
Vikings SAINTS LOSE!!! Thank you Cowboys
by ArizonaVikingsFan on Dec 19, 2009 11:30 PM EST
Eagles Dammit.
by Bye, Dawk :( on Dec 19, 2009 11:30 PM EST
Eagles demarcus is too good
by eagleswin on Dec 19, 2009 11:30 PM EST
Vikings Dallas Wins!!!! Dallas Wins!!!! Dallas Wins!!!!
VikesFaninNM on Dec 19, 2009 11:31 PM EST
Seahawks How powerful is the NFC East.
by John Morgan on Dec 19, 2009 11:31 PM EST
Saints think i am calling out sick tomorrow
by N_O_1saintfan on Dec 19, 2009 11:33 PM EST
Eagles Now nobody is going to shut up about the Cowboys...
by Imp on Dec 19, 2009 11:34 PM EST
Saints Respect for the Cowboys. They played an outstanding game. Your kicker is a disaster, but that team was solid from the opening kickoff and wanted it more.
by Malsby on Dec 19, 2009 11:37 PM EST

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