Hey, I'm a fan. I don't always feel like using logic, sometimes I just want to rant and make demands. Because I'm a fan I believe the Cowboys owe me something and so I'm providing them with some goals in a clear and easily understood list. It's rumored that Jerry Jones pays their salaries but ultimately I do. I buy the ticket and go to see a game a year. I buy their merchandise. I watch their games on TV and endure the endless commercials that generate the revenue to pay for their salaries. I should have a say.
This is pure emotion I'm talking here - not logic or reason. I want what I want and I want it right now. (Or at least this season) Alright Cowboys, I'm willing to do my part, here is what I expect from you.
4000 - yards from Romo
1100 - yards from Felix
1000 - yards from Choice
960 - minutes of hard played, passionate football during the regular season.
85 - catches from Roy Williams
53 - egos in check that never rise above the team
35 - salary cap violations by Dan Snyder uncovered by the commissioner
21 - points per game on offense average
14 - wins during the regular season, minimum
13 - points per game allowed on defense maximum
9 - draft picks forfeited by the Redskins for cap violations
5 - draft picks this year who make a contribution to the team
4 - false starts per season by Flozell Adams
3 - playoff wins minimum
1 - team united towards a common goal
0 - legal incidents that detract from the team
You're a fan. You have rights. What would you add to this list?