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Trolling the DAL-PHI Open Game Threads on SBNation

Here's your chance to relive the Eagles game through a few choice comments of our fellow bloggers on our sister SBNation sites. All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SBNation team sites as indicated in front of every comment.

Again, this is not intended to call out any of the posters, it's all in good fun.

I have edited some of the comments for language, but if you are easily offended, move on.

All others, enjoy.

Pregame

Team Comments
Eagles 44-6 again, if the cowboys are lucky
by eaglesinmd on Jan 3, 2010 3:42 PM EST
Eagles I can not help but be pessimistic regarding the game today. The 2 main things that worry me is the Dallas pass rush, and the D being able to slow down the Dallas O.
by captain nodar on Jan 3, 2010 3:43 PM EST
Vikings Go Cowboys! I feel sick…
by IlinoisVike on Jan 3, 2010 4:01 PM EST
Vikings I know the feeling
by VikesFaninNM on Jan 3, 2010 4:02 PM EST
Vikings yeah … we’ll all hold our noses…
by ArizonaVikingsFan on Jan 3, 2010 4:03 PM EST
Eagles I gotta take my traditional pre game piss to get the nerves out
by bkeagle718 on Jan 3, 2010 4:06 PM EST
Eagles I'm so pumped I think I'm going to pass out
by bdawk4ever on Jan 3, 2010 4:15 PM EST

1st Quarter

Team Comments
Vikings BARBER! Nice to see a Minnesota boy helping out the team from his home state!
by ericj69 on Jan 3, 2010 4:17 PM EST
Vikings Barber is running violently. The return of Marion the Barbarian? Let’s pray that is true for today!
by Odin on Jan 3, 2010 4:19 PM EST
Eagles o god is this how our tackling is gunna go the whole game
by Udalango on Jan 3, 2010 4:19 PM EST
Eagles why cant we stop the run
by eagleswin on Jan 3, 2010 4:22 PM EST
Eagles WTF... we're making Barber look like AP
by Smallbugger on Jan 3, 2010 4:22 PM EST
Eagles Ok it's the redzone defense is gonna lock it up
by bkeagle718 on Jan 3, 2010 4:23 PM EST
Eagles lets get a stop
by jjrome on Jan 3, 2010 4:23 PM EST
(10:42) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass short middle to J.Witten for 10 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Eagles *** me
by oldasquick on Jan 3, 2010 4:24 PM EST
Eagles Not the most ideal way to start off the game...
by chrisbeomsuh on Jan 3, 2010 4:24 PM EST
Vikings nick folk almost missed that EP
by Vikant on Jan 3, 2010 4:25 PM EST
Vikings It isn't Folk anymore. It’s worse. It’s Sean Suisham. I pray the game doesn’t come down to his terrible right foot.
by ericj69 on Jan 3, 2010 4:26 PM EST
Eagles Samuels goes for the PICK rather than TACKLE hahaha really ahaha
by Realtalk32 on Jan 3, 2010 4:25 PM EST
Vikings Good job Romo that hurts to type
by SouthernNorseman on Jan 3, 2010 4:26 PM EST
Eagles Wow Buhler’s got a monster leg.
by chrisbeomsuh on Jan 3, 2010 4:27 PM EST
Colts C'mom, Iggles!!!
by KMR24 on Jan 3, 2010 4:30 PM EST
Eagles SOB. 3 and out
by bdawk4ever on Jan 3, 2010 4:31 PM EST
Eagles McNabb looked shell shocked before the snap. Not a good sign
by oldasquick on Jan 3, 2010 4:31 PM EST
Patriots go eagles but not AS [Asante Samuel]
by mathew.40 on Jan 3, 2010 4:34 PM EST
Patriots why u hating on AS?
by matthewmafa on Jan 3, 2010 4:37 PM EST up
Patriots his stupid mistake on black sunday plus he said he went to the eagles not for the money but to win rings...stfu AS
by mathew.40 on Jan 3, 2010 4:43 PM EST
Eagles Our defense is awful against Dallas. We match up like crap against them, I wish we would just send the house and try to force turnovers.
by You don't have to be sweet, to be good on Jan 3, 2010 4:35 PM EST
Vikings Plowboys just doing it to the Beagles
by BSUvikFAN on Jan 3, 2010 4:36 PM EST
Eagles this is s*** right now
by #1EaglesFan on Jan 3, 2010 4:36 PM EST
Eagles That effing draw is going to kill us
by bdawk4ever on Jan 3, 2010 4:37 PM EST
Vikings Philly's D: I thought their pass D was suspect, but it looks like their run D is suspect too.
by bf4mvp on Jan 3, 2010 4:38 PM EST
Eagles unbeeffinglievable why can’t we stop them on 3rd?
by #1EaglesFan on Jan 3, 2010 4:39 PM EST
Colts so when does Philly get to the game?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 3, 2010 4:40 PM EST
Eagles I swear to Christ. *** Cowboys act like they’ve never made a play in the whole of their goddamn lives. "I caught a pass! Behold! I am become Death, destroyer of worlds!"
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 3, 2010 4:40 PM EST
Eagles I feel a turnover coming
by Ichiban on Jan 3, 2010 4:40 PM EST
49ers The Eagles D looks horrible.
by 49er16 on Jan 3, 2010 4:41 PM EST
(2:03) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass short right intended for P.Crayton INTERCEPTED by J.Hanson
Eagles CALL ME A PROPHET!!!!
by Ichiban on Jan 3, 2010 4:42 PM EST
Eagles oh god. the ball hit him and he fell down.
by BrianS on Jan 3, 2010 4:45 PM EST

2nd Quarter

Team Comments
Eagles After that disaster of a first quarter we’re lucky to be down only 7
by chrisbeomsuh on Jan 3, 2010 4:48 PM EST
Eagles Peters has owned Ware this year.
by JasonB on Jan 3, 2010 4:51 PM EST
Eagles Dallas fans thought this was going to be easy!
by JasonB on Jan 3, 2010 4:52 PM EST
Eagles what did dallas put in the turf?? why are we falling everywhere
by #1EaglesFan on Jan 3, 2010 4:52 PM EST
Eagles Jenkins one of the BEST CBs in the NFL hahahahahahahhahah
by Realtalk32 on Jan 3, 2010 4:53 PM EST
Eagles Jesus Christ McNabb! You’re going to cost us the damn game!
by Imp on Jan 3, 2010 4:55 PM EST
Eagles **** ****
by BrianS on Jan 3, 2010 4:55 PM EST
Eagles I like this game...SO long the line keeps its integrity
by Super52010 on Jan 3, 2010 4:55 PM EST
Eagles why the **** did they call a timeout on that stupid play
by eagleswin on Jan 3, 2010 4:56 PM EST
Vikings Did you know that...Benjamin Franklin didn’t want the Eagle as our national symbol. It was because they eat carrion (dead rotting animals).
by cryhavoc on Jan 3, 2010 4:57 PM EST
Vikings he wanted the Turkey.
by ArizonaVikingsFan on Jan 3, 2010 4:58 PM EST up
Vikings If only he'd gotten his way, we’d be watching the Philadelphia Turkeys. Or are we anyway.
by cryhavoc on Jan 3, 2010 5:00 PM EST
Colts Yep, McNabb overthrew a sure bomb to Jackson and behind Maclin. Big D’s secondary still can’t cover.
by KMR24 on Jan 3, 2010 5:01 PM EST
Vikings damn cowboy cheerleaders so hot
by Vikant on Jan 3, 2010 5:01 PM EST
Colts Hey the Eagles aren't getting rolled, it looked bad with Dallas up 7 with the ball in the redzone. Go Iggles
by shake n bake on Jan 3, 2010 4:58 PM EST
Colts Ok, i'll bite. WHY do we want the Eagles to win? I haven’t kept tabs on the NFC.
by teej813 on Jan 3, 2010 5:01 PM EST up
Colts Cause we hate Dallas and Romo
by coltsfan723 on Jan 3, 2010 5:02 PM EST up
Colts Because I hate the Cowboys and Farves and the Eagles get the 2 seed with a win, leaving the Farves with the 3 and Cowboys the 6
by shake n bake on Jan 3, 2010 5:02 PM EST up
Colts And therefore no playoff games in Douchedome, Dallas
by AJforAZ on Jan 3, 2010 5:03 PM EST
Eagles how is nobody covering witten??
by keithk on Jan 3, 2010 5:02 PM EST
Eagles Where is Westbrrok?
by Super52010 on Jan 3, 2010 5:02 PM EST
Eagles he USUALLY plays on offense
by keithk on Jan 3, 2010 5:03 PM EST
Colts The Eagles pass rush is FAIL.
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 3, 2010 5:03 PM EST
Eagles I'm so effing pissed off.
by greeninireland on Jan 3, 2010 5:04 PM EST
Vikings Who's worse… Leinart or T. Jackson?
by ArizonaVikingsFan on Jan 3, 2010 5:04 PM EST
Vikings Cutler.
by Odin on Jan 3, 2010 5:05 PM EST
Eagles Thank god for all these stupid penalties on Cowboys…
by Imp on Jan 3, 2010 5:05 PM EST
Eagles Why isn't Mcdermort Blitzing the heck outta Romo
by Super52010 on Jan 3, 2010 5:05 PM EST
Vikings Wow...amazing catch and run by Austin...
by IlinoisVike on Jan 3, 2010 5:06 PM EST
Eagles Anybody else notice that the Boys are going right at Samuels and challenging him early/often?
by MG77 on Jan 3, 2010 5:07 PM EST
Eagles i really, really, really hate Miles Austin
by kofibiney on Jan 3, 2010 5:08 PM EST
Eagles 238 to 48 yards? WTF….
by Imp on Jan 3, 2010 5:09 PM EST
Eagles Oh, look, "Kitchen Nightmares" is on. At least that’s a nightmare I can enjoy.
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 3, 2010 5:10 PM EST
Colts can someone explain to me why they show ice skating on tv?
by teej813 on Jan 3, 2010 5:10 PM EST
Colts gets slightly more viewers than a blank screen?
by shake n bake on Jan 3, 2010 5:11 PM EST
Colts Um, you're watching NBC, that's why :-)
by KMR24 on Jan 3, 2010 5:11 PM EST
Colts Because it's awesome?
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 3, 2010 5:11 PM EST
(6:25) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass short left to P.Crayton for 14 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Colts Damn … Boys TD…2
by Colts Homer on Jan 3, 2010 5:11 PM EST
Eagles ho-ly-s***
by keithk on Jan 3, 2010 5:11 PM EST
Eagles WTF WHERE IS THE **** BLITZZZZ
by Udalango on Jan 3, 2010 5:11 PM EST
Eagles OHHHHH *** IM TOO PISSED MACHO GO *** IT
by eagleswin on Jan 3, 2010 5:11 PM EST
Vikings can't believe i'm thrilled about that.... i feel so dirty
by IABerserker1 on Jan 3, 2010 5:12 PM EST
Eagles I mean honestly. WTF is with the lack of Blitzing? Did i miss a fanpost? Was there a decision?
by greeninireland on Jan 3, 2010 5:12 PM EST
Eagles my stomach hurts
by DoctaWoo on Jan 3, 2010 5:12 PM EST
Eagles Too early to say whether we loose this game
by Super52010 on Jan 3, 2010 5:13 PM EST
Eagles ****
by igottachubby on Jan 3, 2010 5:17 PM EST
Eagles HOLY S*** once again djax is too fast
by notfromphilly on Jan 3, 2010 5:18 PM EST
Eagles UUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by 85 on Jan 3, 2010 5:19 PM EST
Eagles WERE ***!
by ProfileEnt on Jan 3, 2010 5:19 PM EST
Eagles I want to die.
by BrianS on Jan 3, 2010 5:19 PM EST
Eagles WHAT the hell just happened.
by kofibiney on Jan 3, 2010 5:19 PM EST
Eagles Time to open the whiskey …. and see if there’s anything else on.
by flygirl on Jan 3, 2010 5:20 PM EST
Eagles i love how the boys fans are here talking s*** so early there is still a half. they are the only fans that do this why do they think they are entitled to shit
by Udalango on Jan 3, 2010 5:21 PM EST
Eagles 3rd and short, here comes a 30 yrd play.
by igottachubby on Jan 3, 2010 5:21 PM EST
Eagles WTF
by igottachubby on Jan 3, 2010 5:21 PM EST
Eagles Good call
by bdawk4ever on Jan 3, 2010 5:22 PM EST
Bengals Dallas are walking all over Philly. Only 14-0, the score flatters the eagles.
by pilks1075 on Jan 3, 2010 5:22 PM EST
Eagles We're pretty much getting 44-6ed.
by BrianS on Jan 3, 2010 5:23 PM EST
(1:09) (Field Goal formation) S.Suisham 44 yard field goal is GOOD
Eagles hey, we held them to 3!
by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 3, 2010 5:27 PM EST
Eagles our d coordinator whose name doesnt deserve to be typed needs to see the rest of this game as an expirement for next week. hes putting JJ to shame
by Igglesfan13 on Jan 3, 2010 5:27 PM EST
Colts WHY IGGLES WHY??? Or… they are setting Dallas up for an epic collapse :D
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 3, 2010 5:30 PM EST
Eagles WHATS WITH THE CLOCK MANAGEMENT!!!!!!
by Ichiban on Jan 3, 2010 5:32 PM EST
Eagles Let's get 1 score, just 1
by sports00fan00 on Jan 3, 2010 5:35 PM EST
Eagles BLITZ ALREADY YOU STUPID IRISH [...] GOON.
by Nah_Roots on Jan 3, 2010 5:38 PM EST
Eagles But , But , But … the eagles are the hottest team in the NFC.
by Jealous Ones on Jan 3, 2010 5:41 PM EST
Eagles NFC champ game 2008. They can turn around.
by IronHank on Jan 3, 2010 5:42 PM EST

3rd Quarter

Team Comments
Vikings dallas kicker has got a great leg I wish we could get a touch back every time
by SouthernNorseman on Jan 3, 2010 5:51 PM EST
Eagles go for it
by awd777 on Jan 3, 2010 5:55 PM EST
Eagles gotta go for it?
by eagleswin on Jan 3, 2010 5:55 PM EST
Eagles omfg
by FakePhilly33 on Jan 3, 2010 5:55 PM EST
Eagles go for it
by notfromphilly on Jan 3, 2010 5:55 PM EST
Eagles THIS IS [...] RETARDED
by FakePhilly33 on Jan 3, 2010 5:55 PM EST
(11:59) (Field Goal formation) D.Akers 53 yard field goal is No Good
Eagles [...] [...] [...] [...]
by notfromphilly on Jan 3, 2010 5:56 PM EST
Eagles This [...] sucks
by chrisbeomsuh on Jan 3, 2010 5:56 PM EST
Eagles AND THAT IS WHY YOU [...] GO FOR IT.
by kofibiney on Jan 3, 2010 5:56 PM EST
Eagles WTF!!! our pro bowl kicker misses a kick, our pro bowl wide receiver drops passes, our pro bowl tackle false starts and personal fouls, and our pro bowl defensive end has no sacks…
by fhqwagads on Jan 3, 2010 5:57 PM EST
Eagles don’t forget our probowl fb hasn’t even touched the ball
by awd777 on Jan 3, 2010 5:58 PM EST
Eagles you know, their game plan is just much, much better than ours today. I feel like we’re being out coached badly. granted we’ve had our chances, but they’re one step ahead
by keithk on Jan 3, 2010 5:59 PM EST
Eagles so thats what a good punt looks like
by Joe_D on Jan 3, 2010 6:01 PM EST
Eagles If they do beat us….and I cant beleive I am saying this. What chance do we have next week
by king20jim on Jan 3, 2010 6:03 PM EST
Eagles Offseason...here we come...
by justyn725 on Jan 3, 2010 6:07 PM EST
Eagles This game can still be won We need to score 10 in 8 mins
by Super52010 on Jan 3, 2010 6:12 PM EST
Eagles Everyone with a probowl tag has basically sucked on the team today
by Smallbugger on Jan 3, 2010 6:16 PM EST
Eagles about to stop watching this
by Manoovi on Jan 3, 2010 6:18 PM EST
(5:56) F.Jones left end for 49 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Vikings Nail in the coffin...Felix Jones!!
by IlinoisVike on Jan 3, 2010 6:20 PM EST
Panthers off topic… but philly is getting destroyed.
by JC_GSO on Jan 3, 2010 6:20 PM EST
Eagles Game over.
by chrisbeomsuh on Jan 3, 2010 6:20 PM EST
Eagles oh well there goes first round bye
by eagleswin on Jan 3, 2010 6:20 PM EST
Dolphins Man the Cowboys are whipping the s*** out of Philly! I hate the Cowboys but they have really started to come on the last few weeks.
by texascowpunk on Jan 3, 2010 6:22 PM EST
Eagles Man, even the Cowboys scored 6 last year
by bdawk4ever on Jan 3, 2010 6:22 PM EST
Panthers late season surge by the cowboys is upsetting. I hate the boys
by EyeSack on Jan 3, 2010 6:27 PM EST
Eagles Wow a shut out? Is Dallas that good? I cannot believe the Eagles will just lay down and get pissed on
by Super52010 on Jan 3, 2010 6:27 PM EST
Eagles and bend over.
by moradi21 on Jan 3, 2010 6:27 PM EST
Vikings I'm loving this game so far.
by Kaine on Jan 3, 2010 6:28 PM EST
Eagles Geez Trotter covering Witten? That’s a recipe for disaster.
by JasonB on Jan 3, 2010 6:31 PM EST
Eagles "Trotter just cannot cover Jason Witten" – Joe Buck. HE’S smarter than anyone on our coaching staff…
by Imp on Jan 3, 2010 6:32 PM EST
Vikings Thanks for the #2 seed Jason Witten! Dude is cash money
by MilCardFan on Jan 3, 2010 6:33 PM EST
Eagles You think the trash talk was bad last week? Just wait for this week.
by IronHank on Jan 3, 2010 6:33 PM EST

4th Quarter & Postgame

Team Comments
Eagles What's the record for most points scored in one quarter? I know we won’t break it but still
by chrisbeomsuh on Jan 3, 2010 6:39 PM EST
Jets I can't believe how badly the Eagles are playing, it’s like they don’t care about having home playoff games or something
by Exystence on Jan 3, 2010 6:44 PM EST
Eagles Wow, a sack….where has that been the last few quarters
by macjack09 on Jan 3, 2010 6:46 PM EST
49ers Cowboys are playing lights out today in fact they’ve played great football all month.
by smileyman on Jan 3, 2010 6:49 PM EST
Steelers Dallas beating my 2nd fave team like they stole Jerry's botox
by jglo on Jan 3, 2010 6:50 PM EST
Eagles Ok we gotta score to avoid shame n ridicule this week
by bkeagle718 on Jan 3, 2010 6:50 PM EST
Eagles ok ’zona scored on green bay. we CANNOT get shut out
by notfromphilly on Jan 3, 2010 6:52 PM EST
Vikings WHY are they sending Romo back out? WHY?!?
by Robert Rence on Jan 3, 2010 6:54 PM EST
Eagles Why is Trotter STILL covering Wittern hahahha It dont matter now but really?!
by Realtalk32 on Jan 3, 2010 6:57 PM EST
Eagles They converted a 2nd and 22…Jesus.
by IronHank on Jan 3, 2010 6:59 PM EST
Eagles I wish I hated Romo, but I don’t. I don’t even hate Witten. I do however, think that Jenkins and Austin are grade-A assmunchers.
by joetimek on Jan 3, 2010 7:01 PM EST
Eagles I don’t know about you guys but my hate for Austin stems more from the fact that he looks kind of like A-Rod with his helmet on.
by soman319 on Jan 3, 2010 7:02 PM EST
Eagles Let's start a collection… to send Carrie Underwood & Jessica Simpson tickets for next week
by sports00fan00 on Jan 3, 2010 7:03 PM EST
Eagles Oh man I can't watch espn until next Sunday. These damn "analyst" is gonna jerk the cowboys dry until next week
by bkeagle718 on Jan 3, 2010 7:06 PM EST
Eagles Bayless is going to ride the Cowboys like a pornstar
by macjack09 on Jan 3, 2010 7:07 PM EST
Eagles unless Brett Favre retires & then returns to the NFL
by sports00fan00 on Jan 3, 2010 7:07 PM EST
Eagles Did we even get into the redzone today?
by chrisbeomsuh on Jan 3, 2010 7:09 PM EST
Vikings #2 it is, Thanks Cowdogs
by SouthernNorseman on Jan 3, 2010 7:10 PM EST
Eagles I'm going to sleep and not waking up until next Sunday.
by Soren K on Jan 3, 2010 7:13 PM EST
Eagles Tomorrows gonna s*** big time
by bkeagle718 on Jan 3, 2010 7:15 PM EST
Eagles I'm going to bed I have a headache
by bkeagle718 on Jan 3, 2010 7:24 PM EST

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