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Trolling The Nation: Cowboys @ Redskins Reloaded

Savor every last detail of Sunday's game as you read through what other fans had to say as they watched the Dallas Cowboys beat the Washington Redskins 24-23.

Patrick McDermott

As we've done repeatedly in the past, today we're re-living yesterday's game by taking a peek at what the fans of other teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys eke by the Redskins. Because the Cowboys were playing in the crowded 1:00 pm ET slot, most of our fellow NFL fans were too busy lamenting their own losses or celebrating their owns wins from the early games - or simply didn't care about Dallas at Washington - to comment much on the game, but the Redskins fans made up for that.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. This is not intended to call out any of the posters, it's all in good fun. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility and to meet the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

In the past, I've received some questions asking why there are never any Cowboys fans in these threads. Two reasons: One, if you are a Cowboys fan and watched the game, you probably remember exactly how you felt during the game - no need for a rehash. Two, if you really want to see what other Cowboys fans said, you can always read through the open threads for the game here on BTB.

First Quarter
Redskins Erin Andrews. YAY!
by YA BAUGHT IT on Dec 22, 2013 | 12:56 PM
Redskins Gotta love that field.
by souldrummer on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:06 PM
(13:18) S.Rocca punts 45 yards to DAL 35, Center-K.Nelson. M.Spurlock pushed ob at WAS 3 for 62 yards
Redskins WELP
by David St. Martin on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:06 PM
Eagles Wow. the redskins are the definition of dysfunctional
by EaglesFanForLife on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:06 PM
Redskins Special teams
by iH8dallas on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:07 PM
Redskins Keith Burns for President
by Bahga on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:07 PM
Redskins We have no one who can return kicks, they sign someone off the street to do it.
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:07 PM
Redskins We brought Spurlock in for a workout this week.
by HogHunter on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:07 PM
Eagles I can't believe what I'm seeing… Could the game have possibly started any worse?
by MikeCampy on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:07 PM
Eagles lolskins special teams. hahahahahahahaha
by Game of Trolls on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:07 PM
Redskins Every freaking week
by no more kwame's in dc on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:08 PM
(12:55) D.Murray right guard for 3 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Redskins 0
Redskins can shanny be fired today
by pdub117 on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:09 PM
Redskins Can Shannahan get fired "For Cause" because of the special teams?
by Nick(SATVlog) on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:10 PM
Packers Cowboys learning to run the ball. Glad we could teach them something.
by demigod1987 on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:19 PM
Packers Just wait for the second half before you go thinking they learned anything.
by bnbfishin on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:20 PM
Redskins Accidental punt inside the five. I’ll take it
by PAinfUL on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:20 PM
Redskins Cowboys average starting field position is now the 50 yard line
by ruffnecks10 on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:21 PM
Redskins Wow. A rare spell of good defense.
by souldrummer on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:26 PM
Redskins and the redskins set up with good field position - what? I do not understand these words you are using.
by jrhooo on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:27 PM
Eagles cowboys are playing some good run d
by VICKtory nation on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:30 PM
Redskins guess what guys, RG is not the only one who stares down Garcon.
by kilbyman on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:32 PM
Redskins Go for it
by Seer on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:32 PM
Redskins go for it
by Redskins329 on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:32 PM
(4:22) K.Forbath 36 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 7 - Redskins 3
Redskins Conservative coaching drives me mad
by Seer on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:33 PM
Redskins murray, murray, murray, punt....nice
by maraman on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:37 PM
Redskins Friggin Witten.
by PAinfUL on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:37 PM
Redskins Have we EVER covered Witten?
by foolsrushand.hannityin on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:39 PM
Redskins I have an idea. Let’s leave Witten open
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:39 PM
Seahawks So Washington put in new sod a few weeks ago… aready looks like crap. They need to move to turf.
by TheZzyzx on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:40 PM

Second Quarter & Half time
Redskins Eli Manning and a precision watch. Oxymoron
by ruffnecks10 on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:49 PM
Redskins I like the not cover Garcon defense.
by kilbyman on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:51 PM
Redskins Killing them with crossing routes
by Discodc on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:51 PM
Redskins Penalty, Penalty, Timeout. Good series
by HogHunter on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:55 PM
Redskins Thank you for not Coaching....
by Nick(SATVlog) on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:55 PM
Redskins And terrible coaching. This is why shanahans need to go
by Discodc on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:55 PM
(7:40) K.Forbath 22 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 7 - Redskins 6
Redskins Of course we go for the field goal. Show some balls Mike. You’re getting fired anyway.
by iH8dallas on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:58 PM
Redskins 3-11, Fourth and goal from the 2, kick a FG.....okay
by Rhamm21 on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:58 PM
Redskins I think its time for a Romo turnover
by johnwallposterizes on Dec 22, 2013 | 1:58 PM
(4:46) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass short middle to D.Bryant for 14 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - Redskins 6
Redskins Embarrassing
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:06 PM
Seahawks Romo just set a record for time in the pocket with an incompletion
by GasolineSnuggie on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:06 PM
Packers Romo magic? Lol
by BirdDogUni on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:06 PM
49ers Wow. Romo may be a choke artist, but he just made that Redskins D look even worse than they are.
by Nick Bays on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:06 PM
Redskins And we're wasting time with field goals
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:07 PM
Seahawks Romo making a fool out of the Redskins d-line
by Zane Hashmi on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:07 PM
Redskins That was a nice play by Romo. The defense has been playing well. You guys should chill out a little.
by HilltopperHog on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:10 PM
Redskins That smile on Shannie is more than creepy
by Turtle Roar on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:13 PM
(:55) (Shotgun) K.Cousins pass deep left intended for S.Moss INTERCEPTED by J.Heath at DAL 7
Redskins Welp
by Nick(SATVlog) on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:17 PM
Redskins That was a terrible throw
by Rhamm21 on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:18 PM
Redskins Not perfect pass, but that should've been caught
by Seer on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:18 PM
Redskins Same old crap. Why do we expect anything different?
by foolsrushand.hannityin on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:20 PM
Redskins This division was bad *last* year. The seeds planted then have really sprouted up now.
by donniethelion on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:23 PM
Redskins Especially since the Redskins are essentially Fertilizer
by scarlet_epiderm on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:33 PM

Third Quarter
(13:40) T.Romo pass short right to T.Clutts to DAL 28 for 4 yards (J.Wilson). FUMBLES
Redskins Someone named Clutts fumbles the ball...
by HogHunter on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:37 PM
Raiders Romo can be so good. Why must he choke so often?
by raiders797 on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:41 PM
Redskins Nasty TD allergy they've developed
by hscer on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:42 PM
Redskins Hard to believe, but some teams actually go entire drives without a penalty
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:42 PM
Redskins Dallas had to waste a timeout. Weird when it happens to someone else.
by iH8dallas on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:43 PM
Redskins If they kick a FG here I'll have a bowel movement.
by iH8dallas on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:44 PM
Redskins We make this so hard. Other teams score in these situations
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:45 PM
(9:14) (Shotgun) K.Cousins pass short middle to P.Garcon for 8 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 14 - Redskins 13
Redskins I think this opens the floodgates.
by HilltopperHog on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:46 PM
Seahawks Woo TD not-Cowboys
by nlbmsportin on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:46 PM
Redskins Redskins somehow scored
by johnwallposterizes on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:47 PM
Eagles Why not take the 2?
by TheSoundUnion on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:47 PM
Redskins 'Nother turnover please
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:50 PM
(7:02) T.Romo pass short left intended for D.Bryant INTERCEPTED by D.Hall at WAS 47
Redskins Love me some Romovers
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:52 PM
Eagles I LOVE ROMO
by SleepingDuck on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:52 PM
Redskins D HALL BABY!!!!!
by Redskins329 on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:52 PM
Redskins Wait, we might have a...what do you call it...lead soon?
by hscer on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:53 PM
Redskins A Romo can’t change its stripes.
by SGTskinsfan on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:53 PM
Seahawks OH NO ROMO!!!!!!!!
by Rithmckk on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:54 PM
Redskins A bunch of Redskins players go meet with kids for "Play 60." Players: "Kids its important for you to play a full 60 minutes a day." Kids: "So why don’t you guys?"
by jrhooo on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:55 PM
Redskins Garcon is taking Brandon Carr’s lunch money.
by SGTskinsfan on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:56 PM
Redskins Carr is being devoured alive. Don’t get cute, keep throwing to 88
by LastAfricanHero on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:56 PM
Redskins Is it me or does Shanahan actually look like he is coaching this game?
by HilltopperHog on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:57 PM
(4:00) A.Morris left end for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - Redskins 20
Redskins Bye Bye Dallas.
by iH8dallas on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:58 PM
Redskins momentum = shifting.
by Redskins329 on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:58 PM
Redskins Demarco hates it
by Discodc on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:59 PM
Eagles Wish they had gone for two
by MikeCampy on Dec 22, 2013 | 2:59 PM
49ers I hope Dallas never changes.
by Nick Bays on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:00 PM
Redskins Time of Possession: DAL 13:25 WAS 27:54
by foolsrushand.hannityin on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:02 PM
Raiders You guys think it sucks for us a Raiders Fan but the Cowboys break their fans hearts every week, whatever it takes to hurt their fans they will do
by Micheal Y on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:03 PM
Redskins Romo went down like a 40 year old qb on that sack
by hscer on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:05 PM
Redskins Love that they are passing.
by HilltopperHog on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:05 PM
Redskins i cant believe theyre STILL not running it. Jeez.
by DeadheadSkins on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:06 PM
Redskins Redskins have all the momentum is scary
by johnwallposterizes on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:06 PM
Packers Clearly the Cowboy's coaching staff is immune to external pressure. It’s kind of impressive, actually
by Fred Hofstetter on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:07 PM
Redskins We have the worst clock management ever
by WestCoastHokie on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:09 PM
Redskins Momentum? Oh here you go. We don’t want it
by Turtle Roar on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:09 PM
PENALTY on DAL-J.Wilcox, Unnecessary Roughness, 15 yards, enforced at 50.
Eagles HAHAHAHA
by goldomatic on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:09 PM
Redskins Our Bacon = Saved. Thanks JJ Wilcox!
by Redskins329 on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:10 PM
Redskins Wow one of the stupidest penalties I've seen in a while. Way to do that right in front of the ref.
by kilbyman on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:10 PM
Redskins Thank you Dallas!
by souldrummer on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:10 PM
Redskins HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
by Don Killuminati on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:10 PM
Redskins We are the KINGS of throwing for 5 on 3rd and 8
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:12 PM
Redskins Wish we had a touchdown on that gift late hit
by HilltopperHog on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:12 PM
Seahawks Guys, Dallas is imploding today. If the Redskins win and the Eagles beat the Bears, next week’s Dallas-Philly game is meaningless.
by DaeguDave on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:12 PM

Fourth Quarter & Post-Game
Redskins Now we get the 4th to piss it down our legs.
by jmauthe on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:13 PM
(15:00) K.Forbath 47 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 14 - Redskins 23
Redskins Cobra Kai!!!
by souldrummer on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:14 PM
Redskins That was so badass. Dare I say Kobra Kai has returned?
by Redskins329 on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:14 PM
Redskins GOOOAAALLL!!!!
by scarlet_epiderm on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:15 PM
Redskins The Return of Cobra Kai
by Turtle Roar on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:15 PM
Seahawks Between the Cowboys blog and Lions blog lately. Not sure which set of fans are more miserably frustrated with their teams.
by seafan4good on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:18 PM
Redskins Can we please stop them?! I have no faith that we will, you just gotta hand it off to get it.
by Redskins329 on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:26 PM
4-6-WAS 40 (9:06) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass short middle to C.Beasley to WAS 20 for 20 yards
Redskins Damn it!
by 'SkinsFan214life on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:29 PM
Redskins Can’t stop a gimpy Tony Romo on one foot
by Don Killuminati on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:29 PM
Eagles Damn!
by 17thandShunk on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:29 PM
Redskins Ridiculous
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:29 PM
Redskins how open can you be
by hscer on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:29 PM
Redskins and he was that open for like 3 seconds
by hscer on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:29 PM
Eagles I hate zone coverage
by SleepingDuck on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:30 PM
Seahawks I was hoping that Romo wouldn't convert there. So I could call them a disgrace. Well, I guess I can anyway. Cowboys, you are a disgrace!
by apsve on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:30 PM
(6:14) D.Bailey 25 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 17 - Redskins 23
Redskins All right. Time to put this one away
by Seer on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:33 PM
Eagles This is the first time I've rooted for anybody in Washington in years. Don’t let me down!
by 17thandShunk on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:39 PM
Eagles Perfectly set up for Romo time.
by NCeagle on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:40 PM
Redskins Our best hope is a clutch romo interception.
by Redskins329 on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:41 PM
Redskins Good thing we didn't go for 2 on either TD. Because losing by one is so much worse than losing by two
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:42 PM
Redskins Not sure we can count on Romo
by HilltopperHog on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:43 PM
Packers Another shot for Romo to blow it here. Down 6, on the road, season on the line.
by mike_o on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:43 PM
Seahawks We going to see the great Tony Romo throw a pick in the final 3 mins?
by dilletaunt on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:44 PM
Redskins Here we go. Pulling defeat from the jaws of victory since 1993.
by WestCoastHokie on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:45 PM
49ers Romo almost went Romo. Let the countdown begin.
by Thor0640 on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:45 PM
Redskins its been romos ability to extend plays!!
by DeadheadSkins on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:46 PM
Redskins Might be better off just letting them get the TD right away. More time left to try and score at the end.
by Seer on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:46 PM
49ers So many Dallas fans in Washington... This is ridiculous. I hate watching the Cowboys games because they always have so many fans in the stadium.
by Nick Bays on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:46 PM
Redskins Romo not turning it over. Murray scoring next play
by hscer on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:49 PM
Eagles It's very difficult to hold a lead in this situation. When a team is down by one possession, with plenty of time left, passing on every play, with 4 downs to work with…. it seems they score more often than they don’t.
by MikeCampy on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:49 PM
Redskins If we lose this, fire everyone. Everyone.
by foolsrushand.hannityin on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:50 PM
Eagles It sucks rooting for a team you hate
by stinkypants on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:50 PM
Redskins I don't know why we aren't letting them score. We’ve never forced a goal line stand before this season. And it is 3rd Down. Should let them score.
by Jake Nazar on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:52 PM
49ers I think the Redskins should let the Cowboys score here
by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:52 PM
Redskins Helmet off. Freaking moron!!!
by CJHutch on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:53 PM
Redskins Wow thank god. It just fell off
by Rhamm21 on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:53 PM
Packers LOL. Murray tackled way in the backfield on 3rd and goal.
by mike_o on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:53 PM
Redskins So nervous
by Discodc on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:54 PM
Giants why are the redskins still playing defense. let the boys walk into the endzone….and put it on the cowboys defense to win the game
by rcnt123 on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:54 PM
Eagles ROMO TIME
by What_Paradox? on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:54 PM
49ers Romo can man up here. Doubt it though
by Jlloyd1980 on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:54 PM
Raiders COME ON WASHINGTON!!!
by Brett J Valjalo on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:54 PM
Eagles Thanks Garrett for giving the D extra rest
by 17thandShunk on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:55 PM
Eagles Wow I'm on my feet for the skins right now… I feel sick
by visfor on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:55 PM
49ers Man, Dallas can't win. Last week they keep it in Romo’s hands and hear about it all week. This week they take it out of Romo’s hands and will hear about it all week. haha Classic.
by DannyGom on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:55 PM
4-10-WAS 10 (1:16) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass short right to D.Murray for 10 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 24 - Redskins 23
Redskins How did he get open, Romo only had 3,870 seconds to throw
by hscer on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:56 PM
Redskins u gotta be kidding me
by RedTerp on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:56 PM
Eagles OMG
by EaglesFanForLife on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:56 PM
Eagles NOOOOOO
by ItsAllBirds on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:56 PM
49ers Dallas got it right? Someone look outside. Is the sky on fire?
by EastBayNinerFan on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:56 PM
Redskins Kill me now.
by iH8dallas on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:57 PM
Eagles Filth.
by begforme4484 on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:57 PM
Seahawks I'll say this for the Cowboys: There is not another team in the NFL or any sport, or anything on television for that matter, like watching the Dallas Cowboys
by wordlife244 on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:57 PM
Lions Man, this Redskins-Cowboys game is awesome
by TheHansBecker on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:57 PM
49ers It's like I'm happy Dallas is winning but I hate them so much it's confusing
by germinator on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:57 PM
Raiders Dangnabbit ... Nice play by Romo FTW in the clutch … Dallas Wins … keeps their PO hopes alive. Bummer.
by Brett J Valjalo on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:57 PM
Redskins Lets just leave Murray stand by himself at the goal line. Idiots
by SAP_Pete on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:58 PM
Redskins Dallas fans very audible. Sigh
by hscer on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:58 PM
Eagles I feel trolled.
by SleepingDuck on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:58 PM
Redskins I am really glad we went for 2 when we scored
by Discodc on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:59 PM
Redskins What a play by tony romo!
by DeadheadSkins on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:59 PM
Seahawks Am I the only one who feels bad for Romo sometimes? He’s such a likable guy, and very talented, and has to put up with so much crap from fans (of both the Boys and other teams) who think the QB is the be-all and end-all of football. I might even cheer for the Cowboys at this point.
by djafrot on Dec 22, 2013 | 3:59 PM
Packers Washington doesn't look interested in completing a 4th quarter comeback
by bheidge on Dec 22, 2013 | 4:02 PM
Redskins FIRE EVERYONE
by 'SkinsFan214life on Dec 22, 2013 | 4:03 PM
Redskins Come on Cousins backers. Get in here with your excuses.
by Rhamm21 on Dec 22, 2013 | 4:03 PM
Eagles crap.
by goldomatic on Dec 22, 2013 | 4:03 PM
49ers Bring on Dallas!!! Time for a road trip!!!
by germinator on Dec 22, 2013 | 4:03 PM
49ers Time for Romo to check out of the kneel down and throw a pick.
by Thor0640 on Dec 22, 2013 | 4:03 PM
Redskins Are we done pretending Cousins is like a viable starter?
by Don Killuminati on Dec 22, 2013 | 4:05 PM
Redskins We need to embrace the crappyness of this franchise. Like Cubs fans. We’ve got the rest of Dan Snyders life to deal with this, might as well enjoy it.
by NittanyBlueHen on Dec 22, 2013 | 4:13 PM
Redskins and now we have to listen to this redfaced moron acting like our HC. simply too much
by alloutanames on Dec 22, 2013 | 4:17 PM
Redskins The Redskins lead the NFC with least amount of wins. We’re no. 1! We’re no. 1!
by johnwallposterizes on Dec 22, 2013 | 4:34 PM

If you are unfamiliar with these Trolling The Nation posts, here are some previous editions that you may want to check out:

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vs Eagles (regular season finale) vs Giants vs Giants vs. Eagles 2011: DeMarco Murray
vs Saints vs. Rams 2010: Dez Bryant
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