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As we've done repeatedly in the past, today we're going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the Eagles in Philadelphia. And despite the very high cost of the win for the Cowboys, you probably can't help but feel a certain Schadenfreude for Eagles fans as you read through what they and other fans said and thought as they watched the 2015 Preseason World Champion utterly collapse.
Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.
In the past, I've received some questions asking why there are never any Cowboys fans in these threads. Two reasons: One, if you are a Cowboys fan and watched the game, you probably remember exactly how you felt during the game - no need for a rehash. Two, if you really want to see what other Cowboys fans said, you can always read through the open threads for the game here on BTB.
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Pre-game and First Quarter |
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| Eagles | Our Chip, Who art a Kelly, Hallowed be thy Playbook. Thy touchdowns come, Thine plays be run, In Philly, As it was in Oregon. |
| by Elvis27 on Sep 20, 2015 | 3:45 PM | |
| Eagles | XXXX DALLAS |
| by EagleFlownSouth on Sep 20, 2015 | 3:54 PM | |
| Giants | I like the Cowboys' blue jerseys |
| by Rice2012 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:23 PM | |
| Eagles | Who else is getting chills from the Rocky theme? |
| by JV1020 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:25 PM | |
| KICKOFF Cowboys 0 - Eagles 0 |
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| Eagles | Time to shred this secondary. |
| by alcatraz0109 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:29 PM | |
| Eagles | Let's see if the offense can pick up from where it left off last week. |
| by EREX21 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:30 PM | |
| Eagles | Chip Reid |
| by Bleeding_Green_Eagle on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:31 PM | |
| Eagles | These Andy Reid play calls are killing me |
| by Joshdd9 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:31 PM | |
| Eagles | Why have Murray and Matthews if you don’t think they can pick up 1 yard? |
| by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:33 PM | |
| Eagles | All you need right now is the red mustache Chip |
| by OneFineSandwich on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:33 PM | |
| Eagles | Great, we replaced a fat Reid with a less fat Reid. |
| by wallmike on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:33 PM | |
| Eagles | Honestly I hope we slow down the pace until we get that first 1st down. Defense cant be brought out again within 50 seconds |
| by phillyphenom20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:36 PM | |
| Eagles | We have the worst O-line ever |
| by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:40 PM | |
| Bengals | I kind of hope the Cowboys win. How insufferable does Chip Kelly have to be to make me root for Dallas? |
| by emeybee on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:41 PM | |
| Texans | Cowboys Eagles, should be fun. |
| by Ethan Matz on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:42 PM | |
| Eagles | Imagine signing DeMarco Murray and Ryan Mathews, but not signing or drafting anyone who can run block for them |
| by InDougWeTrust on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:44 PM | |
| Eagles | Bradford looks slow as heck. Why does he look so lost? |
| by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:44 PM | |
| Eagles | Anybody else have a feeling we're in for a long Sunday? |
| by BlaiseBlaise on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:47 PM | |
| Eagles | Can we get a refund on Byron Maxwell? |
| by mjjones on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:47 PM | |
| Eagles | Randle kicking our ass |
| by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:48 PM | |
| Eagles | Nah. We're gonna destroy them. For real. |
| by rockaintdeadyet on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:48 PM | |
| Eagles | Darn, if Terrance Williams is beating Maxwell, thats a bad sign |
| by ereagles_25 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:49 PM | |
| Seahawks | How many times are they going to talk about Terrance Williams? I seems like I'm hearing his name 5 times a minute |
| by SeattlesSpeed on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:49 PM | |
| (3:07) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass short left to G.Escobar to PHI 1 for 13 yards (D.Ryans). | |
| Eagles | This site may be worse than philly dot com on gameday and that’s saying something |
| by a0234 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:51 PM | |
| Eagles | How are we playing this hilariously bad? |
| by donnie.recine on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:51 PM | |
| Eagles | It’s a joke to have Ryans covering a TE. It’s a joke ot even have him in the game at this point. Pure Chip Kelly hubris at work there. |
| by JasonB on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:51 PM | |
| Eagles | Cowboys are good, why are you guys freaking out |
| by mccoy9 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:51 PM | |
| Eagles | Is Philly rioting already? |
| by rhudej22 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:51 PM | |
| Eagles | The hype train derailed |
| by JV1020 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:52 PM | |
| Eagles | Nice wasted challenge at least! Huge positive lol. |
| by EaglesFanatic80 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:53 PM | |
| Eagles | A FG here would be a victory |
| by 17thandShunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:55 PM | |
| (1:42) D.Bailey 20 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 3 - Eagles 0 |
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| Eagles | Offense really needs to get something going. |
| by immynimmy on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:57 PM | |
| Eagles | I can see this being the game where Chip loses the locker room, if we lose. No way I thought we'd lose this game. |
| by chocolate chip kelly on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:59 PM | |
| Eagles | Murray can't get that big run. |
| by Hulk Hogan Wasn't Mr.America on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:59 PM | |
| Eagles | Bradford feeling like he’s in St. Louis again |
| by Bleeding_Green_Eagle on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:01 PM | |
| Eagles | At least the D will get the first quarter break... Geez this is looking bad |
| by ereagles_25 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:02 PM | |
| Eagles | The defense is gonna be fried in the 3rd qtr |
| by Kevin Valdez on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:02 PM | |
| Bengals | Cowboys smashing Murray. As they should |
| by messjunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:02 PM | |
| Eagles | I’m actually wishing we had the Browns offense right now…..that’s so sad! |
| by UKFlyer on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:02 PM | |
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Second Quarter |
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| Eagles | League figured him out |
| by Bleeding_Green_Eagle on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:03 PM | |
| Eagles | Chip seems to have lost his mojo. |
| by OhioEaglesGal on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:03 PM | |
| Eagles | I'll bet Bradford wishes he signed that extension now |
| by dirtybird#20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:05 PM | |
| Eagles | Are we playing with 9 men? |
| by 17thandShunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:07 PM | |
| Eagles | Mcfadden wide open, no linebacker anywhere near him |
| by InDougWeTrust on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:07 PM | |
| Eagles | We were the same on offense with Sanchez under center. What was the point of getting Bradford again? Oh right we wanted to pick up $13M and get rid of a 2nd rounder. |
| by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:08 PM | |
| Eagles | Start the 3rd quarter thread, maybe they’ll start scoring |
| by brewcrewxl on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:11 PM | |
| Eagles | Jacksonville > Eagles |
| by JV1020 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:11 PM | |
| Eagles | I swear, if we dont get the first |
| by Philly Sports All Day on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:13 PM | |
| Eagles | LOOK AT THE TIME OF POSSESSION, DEAR GOD. |
| by BlaiseBlaise on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:14 PM | |
| Eagles | Imagine that, the Dallas Defense looks pretty well rested. |
| by PAGECOP on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:14 PM | |
| Packers | I'm waiting to see the brilliance that is Chip Kelly. Tell me when it shows itself. |
| by demigod1987 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:15 PM | |
| Eagles | Really bad. Rich Kotite bad. |
| by NYBriBirds on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:15 PM | |
| Eagles | Chip. Get your eyes off the freaking play sheet and talk to your offense! Don’t wait til halftime. |
| by 17thandShunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:16 PM | |
| Eagles | I have negative confidence in our offense |
| by MistaChow on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:16 PM | |
| Eagles | Shady, Foles, DeSean, Todd, Evan. I miss them all. |
| by IggleGreen on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:18 PM | |
| BRoncos | Need a sleep aid? Watch the Eagles when they have the ball. You’ll be out like a light. |
| by sid66 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:18 PM | |
| Eagles | Chip's going to be back in college with this check down play calling. |
| by el aguila on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:19 PM | |
| Eagles | 2015 Pre-season Champions. We’ll always have that |
| by GhettoVision on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:20 PM | |
| Eagles | Woohooo, time for another 3 and OUT! |
| by greenmaestro on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:21 PM | |
| Eagles | 7:07 left in second quarter. 17 total yards. |
| by NYBriBirds on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:22 PM | |
| Eagles | No, we don’t need to block Sean Lee |
| by bdawk4ever on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:24 PM | |
| Eagles | Murray probably wishes he took that Dallas deal |
| by Huey88 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:24 PM | |
| Eagles | Disgraceful |
| by ItsAllBirds on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:24 PM | |
| Eagles | Well this was a fun season while it lasted |
| by Kelce's_Beard on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:24 PM | |
| Eagles | This is unbelievable!!! |
| by mjjones on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:24 PM | |
| Eagles | This is just sad stuff. Embarrassing as well. What is going on? |
| by OhioEaglesGal on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:26 PM | |
| Eagles | The D knows EXACTLY what we're doing on offense |
| by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:27 PM | |
| Eagles | No defense is this good. Bradford playing scared. |
| by The_Jruth on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:28 PM | |
| Eagles | We look thus far like the worst team in the division |
| by immynimmy on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:31 PM | |
| Eagles | At half time, defense should fight the offense in the locker room. |
| by wallmike on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:31 PM | |
| Two-Minute Warning | |
| Seahawks | Eagles have 21 total yards with 2 minutes left in the half |
| by seafan4good on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:35 PM | |
| Eagles | Murray asks for a trade because oline sucks so bad and Bradford cant throw farther than 10 yards |
| by Keebler_tree_fort on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:36 PM | |
| Eagles | Whatever happened to "Eagles are winning the Superbowl this year" predictions |
| by Bartimaeus on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:38 PM | |
| Eagles | 21 total yards of offense that’s bleeping disgraceful |
| by Huey88 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:42 PM | |
| Eagles | I might be an idiot so please explain why our corners don’t jam their guys at the line? |
| by visfor on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:42 PM | |
| Eagles | Because they suck |
| by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:42 PM | |
| Eagles | I wish Dallas would just put this game away already. |
| by Hail_Swoop on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:48 PM | |
| Eagles | These 2 minutes have taken more than 15 minutes. |
| by wallmike on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:53 PM | |
| (:02) D.Bailey 28 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 6 - Eagles 0 |
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| Eagles | How is it just 6-0 at this point |
| by phillyphenom20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:54 PM | |
| Eagles | I thought this season was meant to be fun, it’s been completely depressing! |
| by UKFlyer on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:54 PM | |
| Eagles | Excuse me during the half while I go slit my wrists |
| by OhioEaglesGal on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:55 PM | |
| Patriots | Whatever happened to that flashy Chip Kelly offense that was going to dazzle the NFL? |
| by poindexterregan on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:55 PM | |
| Eagles | Chip better be kissing the defense's butt right now |
| by phillyphenom20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:57 PM | |
| Eagles | I can't even go to take a piss after a Dallas punt without coming back to see that the Eagles are already punting the ball back |
| by "Snax" on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:58 PM | |
| Eagles | 21 yards in a half.....that has to be a record |
| by donnie.recine on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:59 PM | |
| Eagles | I blame this all on Brady. Somehow Chip’s balls got deflated in the process. |
| by el aguila on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:01 PM | |
| Bengals | Chip Kelly maybe not a genius. |
| by txbengal29 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:01 PM | |
| Eagles | Don’t worry, I heard culture wins football games. |
| by Patrick Bateman VP on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:03 PM | |
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Third Quarter |
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| Eagles | At least we get the ball to start the second half. We might even get a first down… |
| by Triforce on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:08 PM | |
| Eagles | Eagles offense is a bucket of yuck |
| by JR Miller on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:10 PM | |
| Eagles | This is like pick-up Football…with old men handing the ball off. |
| by rhudej22 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:10 PM | |
| (12:44) Eagles punt is BLOCKED by D.McCray, RECOVERED by DAL-K.Wilber, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 13 - Eagles 0 |
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| Eagles | I'm done |
| by Chip Kelly the Rocket Surgeon on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM | |
| Eagles | Ballgame |
| by InDougWeTrust on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM | |
| Eagles | Well now we can't punt! |
| by JasonB on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM | |
| Eagles | I'm gonna go kill myself now |
| by LegionOfZoom243 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM | |
| Seahawks | Oh, man. A punter just got killed. |
| by Mark Lathrop on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM | |
| Eagles | fvbwvw;bov;j ;w ;v ;jkr’vuw |
| by PhillyOrange on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM | |
| Eagles | Are you guy's not buying into Chip Kelly anymore? This is shocking. Who could ever have seen this coming? |
| by Cordoba-Coke-Championship on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:13 PM | |
| Seahawks | On replay, it really looks like he's milking it. That didn’t look particularly violent at all (to me admittedly untrained eye). |
| by Drunk Viking on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:13 PM | |
| Eagles | When does Sixers preseason start? |
| by Haan on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:14 PM | |
| Eagles | More beer |
| by jawmo on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:14 PM | |
| Giants | You know what really hurts, watching the Cowboys dominate the eagles and knowing that just 7 days ago, we dumbed ourselfs out of a win. |
| by Skii31 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:14 PM | |
| Bucs | Aw, I miss Rich Bisaccia. Cowboys have all the coaches I want. |
| by SpeterMan3 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:14 PM | |
| Eagles | Alright, it has to go uphill from here - Eagles fan, during halftime |
| by "Snax" on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:15 PM | |
| Eagles | Im ready for Sanchize..... and a time machine where we keep Mathis and Herremans |
| by Jack Hollis on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:16 PM | |
| Eagles | Wow..Dallas was right about DeMarco |
| by BDawkins20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:17 PM | |
| Eagles | Oh look . . . 3 and out. |
| by AeaglesA on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:18 PM | |
| Seahawks | Sounds like Eagles fans want their money back. |
| by Wilder. on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:18 PM | |
| Seahawks | This Eagles team is hot garbage. |
| by sas1969 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:18 PM | |
| Eagles | Let's have 3 good RB's with no O-line - Chip Kelly |
| by DesertEagles on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:20 PM | |
| Eagles | Did I say 11-5? I meant 5-11. |
| by JR Miller on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:20 PM | |
| Cardinals | Eagles should have never traded Nick Foles. |
| by apachepyrs13 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:21 PM | |
| Eagles | Merrill says the crowd is quiet. How else do you act at a funeral? |
| by 17thandShunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:22 PM | |
| Giants | The good news: Philly looks terrible |
| by McConkey80 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:22 PM | |
| Eagles | Tony Romo - 1 carry, 12 yards. DeMarco Murray – 7 carries, -12 yards. |
| by flashbeak on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:23 PM | |
| Eagles | Does life even matter anymore at this point? |
| by A Fractured Navicular Bone on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:24 PM | |
| Bucs | I would LOVE to see the Eagles get shut out |
| by DraftPhantom on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:24 PM | |
| (9:54) T.Romo sacked at PHI 41 for -8 yards. DAL-T.Romo was injured during the play. He is Out. | |
| Eagles | Romo is injured. Looks like a shoulder |
| by JasonB on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:24 PM | |
| Eagles | The Eagles and the Cowboys just killed each other |
| by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:25 PM | |
| Eagles | NFC East is going up in flames and the Eagles are at the centre of the fire |
| by UKFlyer on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:25 PM | |
| Eagles | Sad thing is we can't win even with Romo out. |
| by Antani101 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:26 PM | |
| Eagles | Feel bad for Romo. Feel worse that we’re going to get beaten by a Romo-less, Hardy-less, Bryant-less, Scandrick-less Dallas. |
| by IwantVick on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:27 PM | |
| Eagles | How are these guys not getting separation?? |
| by GhettoVision on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:29 PM | |
| Eagles | Murray has negative rushing yards this season, what the heck is going on man |
| by Jack Hollis on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:31 PM | |
| Texans | I hope everyone complaining about the Texans OL gets a chance to watch the Eagles. |
| by IThinkItsIndecision on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:32 PM | |
| Giants | LOOOK AT DALLAS D LAST SEASON AND THIS SEASON...NO TALENT. They are better than us this season and this season and we have more talent, a lot more….they are better coached and prepared. thats the bottom line., |
| by danman11 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:33 PM | |
| Eagles | Watch us pass on the goal line |
| by phillyphenom20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:35 PM | |
| Texans | How do you have DeMarco Murry and still get -19 rushing yards? |
| by Bill Nye the Zombie on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:36 PM | |
| Eagles | Why does Bradford look terrified in the pocket everytime he drops back? |
| by immynimmy on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:36 PM | |
| (5:28) S.Bradford pass short middle, INTERCEPTED by S.Lee | |
| Eagles | Welp |
| by Ded23 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM | |
| Eagles | I'm going to murder someone |
| by PhillyOrange on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM | |
| Eagles | Just when we thought it couldn't get worse lmao…I'm actually laughing now. |
| by rhudej22 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM | |
| 49ers | Man, Bradford is bad... |
| by stultus on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM | |
| Colts | Philly's run game today is worse than anything we have ever had. Murray at 8 carries for -15 yards |
| by THUNDERing_BOILER on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM | |
| Seahawks | I miss having Bradford in the NCFW |
| by TIME MAN on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM | |
| Seahawks | Great throw by Bradford. Hit his man right in the chest! |
| by Wilder. on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM | |
| Eagles | Eagles are never going to win a Super Bowl in my lifetime .. |
| by chetski0722 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:39 PM | |
| Eagles | So....You put your NFL coaching career on the line with Bradford…time to find a good college team |
| by OJSIMPSUN on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:39 PM | |
| Eagles | Randle has made our Run D eat crow and drove his point home about Murray sucking. |
| by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:40 PM | |
| Eagles | This team does not deserve the fandom I give it |
| by TheDtrain on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:40 PM | |
| Browns | This is the ultimate test: if a Cowboys team without Romo, Bryant, and Murray can beat Chip’s Eagles with a team led by Brandon Weeden…. |
| by Korrupt on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:41 PM | |
| Eagles | Weeden outplaying Bradford |
| by MistaChow on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:41 PM | |
| Eagles | Getting lit up by Brandon Freaking Weeden. |
| by RandysGut on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:41 PM | |
| Eagles | Why do the Eagles hate me when I show them nothing but love? |
| by UKFlyer on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:42 PM | |
| Eagles | It’s a good thing a 10-6 team was blown up.. Personally I hate winning games. |
| by RandysGut on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:44 PM | |
| Chiefs | I can't wait 'til Philly fans wake up and figure out that Chip Kelly isn't a genius. |
| by workingmansdead on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:44 PM | |
| Eagles | No Bryant, Romo, Witten is gimpy…and the Eagles getting shut out? I can’t even… |
| by rolzup on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:48 PM | |
| Eagles | It's so bad when the most exciting thing we see is a first down. |
| by andyb on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:49 PM | |
| Eagles | LOL Dan Bailey |
| by Uhaul on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:50 PM | |
| Texans | Dan Bailey, Cowboy Enforcer. |
| by IThinkItsIndecision on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:51 PM | |
| Eagles | Lol, did the kicker honestly just get called for an unsportsmanlike conduct |
| by TheBigCat2192 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:51 PM | |
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Fourth Quarter |
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| (14:21) C.Parkey 46 yard field goal is GOOD Cowboys 13 - Eagles 3 |
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| Eagles | It’s not a shut out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| by immynimmy on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:55 PM | |
| Eagles | POINTS |
| by TrilladelphiaEagles on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:55 PM | |
| Eagles | BRANDON WEEDEN HAS MORE RUSH YARDS THAN DEMARCO MURRAY |
| by immynimmy on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:59 PM | |
| Eagles | Cowboys are chewing up too much clock |
| by 17thandShunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:01 PM | |
| Eagles | Now that Romo is gone, Cousins might be the best QB in this division. |
| by RandysGut on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:01 PM | |
| Chiefs | I actually had a guy tell me Murray was the best RB in the NFL and they had the best RB corps overall. This was a real thing a human being said |
| by RamX21 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:02 PM | |
| Broncos | Cowboys just need to hand off behind that o-line of theirs and they should be fine |
| by SwankyP on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:02 PM | |
| Eagles | My eyes hurt |
| by TheDtrain on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:04 PM | |
| Bucs | Then again with the Cowboys line they can old school power their way into the playoffs |
| by welcomebackfrank on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:04 PM | |
| (7:31) (Shotgun) B.Weeden pass short left to G.Escobar. FUMBLES. RECOVERED by PHI | |
| Eagles | NICE!! |
| by David_K on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:05 PM | |
| Eagles | Hey Maxwell did something! |
| by JasonB on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:06 PM | |
| (7:15) S.Bradford FUMBLES (Aborted) at DAL 30, RECOVERED by DAL-N.Hayden | |
| Eagles | Unreal. |
| by rockaintdeadyet on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:06 PM | |
| Eagles | Oh my God |
| by TheBigCat2192 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:06 PM | |
| Eagles | Bring Tebow back... |
| by fabiocostamesquita on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:07 PM | |
| Patriots | Wow. 2 fumbles in 2 plays for Cowboys and Eagles |
| by Questionablepatsfan on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:07 PM | |
| Steelers | Chip Kelly is standing there looking stupid right now. |
| by Black&Mellow on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:09 PM | |
| Eagles | My brain is fried. How does that nonsense happen at home? |
| by jedi929 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:10 PM | |
| Eagles | CALL KURT WARNER |
| by BlaiseBlaise on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:11 PM | |
| Eagles | We have 107 offensive yards. The Cowboys have 137 in penalties. I can’t even… |
| by fabiocostamesquita on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:11 PM | |
| Eagles | I don't know what pisses me off more, the state of the team or the fact that all the naysayers turned out to be right and I’ll have to put up with their stupid self righteous gloating |
| by Rock Flag & Eagles on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:12 PM | |
| Eagles | The Eagles do not deserve to win this game in any way. The offense should be forced to line up and let the Defense kick them in the nuts after the game. |
| by GhettoVision on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:13 PM | |
| Eagles | The game is already over. We aren’t scoring twice in 5 minutes when we couldn’t score once in 55 minutes. |
| by RandysGut on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:13 PM | |
| (4:40) S.Bradford pass deep middle, INTERCEPTED by J.Wilcox | |
| Eagles | I actually just laughed out loud... |
| by mattsonofjohn on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:16 PM | |
| Eagles | And of course |
| by Philly Sports All Day on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:16 PM | |
| Eagles | I wonder how much Bradford wishes he had taken that contract he was offered before the season... |
| by Brit Bill on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:18 PM | |
| Eagles | This is the first time I ever saw the "prevent offense". |
| by mtitanic on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:18 PM | |
| (4:20) B.Weeden pass short right to T.Williams for 42 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 20 - Eagles 3 |
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| Eagles | 65 million dollars!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| by DesertEagles on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM | |
| Texans | Nice pass by Weeden there. And Maxwell gets burned playing soft coverage. |
| by Ethan Matz on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM | |
| Eagles | Wowza |
| by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM | |
| Eagles | I'm so happy the D finally got off the field. Take a day off. They did what they could. |
| by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM | |
| Seahawks | And that is why we didn't give big money to Maxwell. |
| by sas1969 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM | |
| Eagles | ahahahahahahahahhah |
| by SeasonOfSisyphus on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM | |
| Cardinals | Eagles offense just plain stinks |
| by BigRedBilly on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:23 PM | |
| Eagles | Chip is a joke and all the NFL is laughing. |
| by Borg_Queen on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:23 PM | |
| Eagles | [Weeps Uncontrollably] |
| by PF_Flyers22 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:23 PM | |
| Eagles | These announcers are nailing it. This isn’t the team Chip was given, this is the team he built! |
| by EagleinDC on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:24 PM | |
| Eagles | Romo broke a bone and he’s still smiling |
| by rhudej22 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:24 PM | |
| Bears | Laughing at the Chip Kelly Experiment... |
| by SomeGuyNamedDave on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:24 PM | |
| Bears | Not a bad job for Weeden coming in for Romo. 7/7 73 yards, TD |
| by SomeGuyNamedDave on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:25 PM | |
| Eagles | 0-2. With two straight road games ahead… |
| by JasonB on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:27 PM | |
| Eagles | Somewhere Howie [Roseman] is hysterically laughing. |
| by wallmike on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:28 PM | |
| Two-Minute Warning | |
| Giants | Too bad the Eagles can't go back to the preseason. They barely got done etching their names in the preseason trophy before the regular season started. |
| by cactusjack1984 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:32 PM | |
| (1:26) S.Bradford pass short right to J.Matthews, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 20 - Eagles 10 |
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| Eagles | Just give him the pity TD refs... |
| by fabiocostamesquita on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:34 PM | |
| Eagles | Sprinkles on a turd, whoop de doo |
| by J. Wil on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:35 PM | |
| Texans | Can't even get the onside kick 10 yards. |
| by Ethan Matz on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:36 PM | |
| Texans | Chip Kelly getting exposed this year. All that hype they had for a 0-2 start. |
| by Antho10000 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:38 PM | |
| End Of Game | |
| Redskins | Insane. We actually have a chance to take the division this year.. crazy. |
| by WildJabroni on Sep 20, 2015 | 8:15 PM | |
| Packers | Chip Kelly proving that running your full regular season offense in the preseason is not a good idea, even though it wins you the preseason. |
| by packsheep on Sep 20, 2015 | 8:18 PM | |
| Redskins | Sucks for Romo and the Cowboys. But I have to be honest. If they still have their OLine, I’m not counting them out in any game. |
| by dg28 on Sep 20, 2015 | 8:55 PM | |
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