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Read through what other fans had to say as they watched the Dallas Cowboys defense dominate the fastest three-and-out offense in the NFL.

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As we've done repeatedly in the past, today we're going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the Eagles in Philadelphia. And despite the very high cost of the win for the Cowboys, you probably can't help but feel a certain Schadenfreude for Eagles fans as you read through what they and other fans said and thought as they watched the 2015 Preseason World Champion utterly collapse.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

In the past, I've received some questions asking why there are never any Cowboys fans in these threads. Two reasons: One, if you are a Cowboys fan and watched the game, you probably remember exactly how you felt during the game - no need for a rehash. Two, if you really want to see what other Cowboys fans said, you can always read through the open threads for the game here on BTB.

Pre-game and First Quarter
Eagles Our Chip, Who art a Kelly, Hallowed be thy Playbook.
Thy touchdowns come, Thine plays be run, In Philly, As it was in Oregon.
by Elvis27 on Sep 20, 2015 | 3:45 PM
Eagles XXXX DALLAS
by EagleFlownSouth on Sep 20, 2015 | 3:54 PM
Giants I like the Cowboys' blue jerseys
by Rice2012 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:23 PM
Eagles Who else is getting chills from the Rocky theme?
by JV1020 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:25 PM
KICKOFF
Cowboys 0 - Eagles 0
Eagles Time to shred this secondary.
by alcatraz0109 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:29 PM
Eagles Let's see if the offense can pick up from where it left off last week.
by EREX21 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:30 PM
Eagles Chip Reid
by Bleeding_Green_Eagle on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:31 PM
Eagles These Andy Reid play calls are killing me
by Joshdd9 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:31 PM
Eagles Why have Murray and Matthews if you don’t think they can pick up 1 yard?
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:33 PM
Eagles All you need right now is the red mustache Chip
by OneFineSandwich on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:33 PM
Eagles Great, we replaced a fat Reid with a less fat Reid.
by wallmike on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:33 PM
Eagles Honestly I hope we slow down the pace until we get that first 1st down. Defense cant be brought out again within 50 seconds
by phillyphenom20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:36 PM
Eagles We have the worst O-line ever
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:40 PM
Bengals I kind of hope the Cowboys win. How insufferable does Chip Kelly have to be to make me root for Dallas?
by emeybee on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:41 PM
Texans Cowboys Eagles, should be fun.
by Ethan Matz on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:42 PM
Eagles Imagine signing DeMarco Murray and Ryan Mathews, but not signing or drafting anyone who can run block for them
by InDougWeTrust on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:44 PM
Eagles Bradford looks slow as heck. Why does he look so lost?
by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:44 PM
Eagles Anybody else have a feeling we're in for a long Sunday?
by BlaiseBlaise on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:47 PM
Eagles Can we get a refund on Byron Maxwell?
by mjjones on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:47 PM
Eagles Randle kicking our ass
by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:48 PM
Eagles Nah. We're gonna destroy them. For real.
by rockaintdeadyet on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:48 PM
Eagles Darn, if Terrance Williams is beating Maxwell, thats a bad sign
by ereagles_25 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:49 PM
Seahawks How many times are they going to talk about Terrance Williams? I seems like I'm hearing his name 5 times a minute
by SeattlesSpeed on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:49 PM
(3:07) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass short left to G.Escobar to PHI 1 for 13 yards (D.Ryans).
Eagles This site may be worse than philly dot com on gameday and that’s saying something
by a0234 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:51 PM
Eagles How are we playing this hilariously bad?
by donnie.recine on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:51 PM
Eagles It’s a joke to have Ryans covering a TE. It’s a joke ot even have him in the game at this point. Pure Chip Kelly hubris at work there.
by JasonB on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:51 PM
Eagles Cowboys are good, why are you guys freaking out
by mccoy9 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:51 PM
Eagles Is Philly rioting already?
by rhudej22 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:51 PM
Eagles The hype train derailed
by JV1020 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:52 PM
Eagles Nice wasted challenge at least! Huge positive lol.
by EaglesFanatic80 on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:53 PM
Eagles A FG here would be a victory
by 17thandShunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:55 PM
(1:42) D.Bailey 20 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 3 - Eagles 0
Eagles Offense really needs to get something going.
by immynimmy on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:57 PM
Eagles I can see this being the game where Chip loses the locker room, if we lose. No way I thought we'd lose this game.
by chocolate chip kelly on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:59 PM
Eagles Murray can't get that big run.
by Hulk Hogan Wasn't Mr.America on Sep 20, 2015 | 4:59 PM
Eagles Bradford feeling like he’s in St. Louis again
by Bleeding_Green_Eagle on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:01 PM
Eagles At least the D will get the first quarter break... Geez this is looking bad
by ereagles_25 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:02 PM
Eagles The defense is gonna be fried in the 3rd qtr
by Kevin Valdez on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:02 PM
Bengals Cowboys smashing Murray. As they should
by messjunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:02 PM
Eagles I’m actually wishing we had the Browns offense right now…..that’s so sad!
by UKFlyer on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:02 PM

Second Quarter
Eagles League figured him out
by Bleeding_Green_Eagle on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:03 PM
Eagles Chip seems to have lost his mojo.
by OhioEaglesGal on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:03 PM
Eagles I'll bet Bradford wishes he signed that extension now
by dirtybird#20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:05 PM
Eagles Are we playing with 9 men?
by 17thandShunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:07 PM
Eagles Mcfadden wide open, no linebacker anywhere near him
by InDougWeTrust on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:07 PM
Eagles We were the same on offense with Sanchez under center. What was the point of getting Bradford again? Oh right we wanted to pick up $13M and get rid of a 2nd rounder.
by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:08 PM
Eagles Start the 3rd quarter thread, maybe they’ll start scoring
by brewcrewxl on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:11 PM
Eagles Jacksonville > Eagles
by JV1020 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:11 PM
Eagles I swear, if we dont get the first
by Philly Sports All Day on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:13 PM
Eagles LOOK AT THE TIME OF POSSESSION, DEAR GOD.
by BlaiseBlaise on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:14 PM
Eagles Imagine that, the Dallas Defense looks pretty well rested.
by PAGECOP on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:14 PM
Packers I'm waiting to see the brilliance that is Chip Kelly. Tell me when it shows itself.
by demigod1987 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:15 PM
Eagles Really bad. Rich Kotite bad.
by NYBriBirds on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:15 PM
Eagles Chip. Get your eyes off the freaking play sheet and talk to your offense! Don’t wait til halftime.
by 17thandShunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:16 PM
Eagles I have negative confidence in our offense
by MistaChow on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:16 PM
Eagles Shady, Foles, DeSean, Todd, Evan. I miss them all.
by IggleGreen on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:18 PM
BRoncos Need a sleep aid? Watch the Eagles when they have the ball. You’ll be out like a light.
by sid66 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:18 PM
Eagles Chip's going to be back in college with this check down play calling.
by el aguila on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:19 PM
Eagles 2015 Pre-season Champions. We’ll always have that
by GhettoVision on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:20 PM
Eagles Woohooo, time for another 3 and OUT!
by greenmaestro on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:21 PM
Eagles 7:07 left in second quarter. 17 total yards.
by NYBriBirds on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:22 PM
Eagles No, we don’t need to block Sean Lee
by bdawk4ever on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:24 PM
Eagles Murray probably wishes he took that Dallas deal
by Huey88 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:24 PM
Eagles Disgraceful
by ItsAllBirds on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:24 PM
Eagles Well this was a fun season while it lasted
by Kelce's_Beard on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:24 PM
Eagles This is unbelievable!!!
by mjjones on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:24 PM
Eagles This is just sad stuff. Embarrassing as well. What is going on?
by OhioEaglesGal on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:26 PM
Eagles The D knows EXACTLY what we're doing on offense
by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:27 PM
Eagles No defense is this good. Bradford playing scared.
by The_Jruth on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:28 PM
Eagles We look thus far like the worst team in the division
by immynimmy on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:31 PM
Eagles At half time, defense should fight the offense in the locker room.
by wallmike on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:31 PM
Two-Minute Warning
Seahawks Eagles have 21 total yards with 2 minutes left in the half
by seafan4good on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:35 PM
Eagles Murray asks for a trade because oline sucks so bad and Bradford cant throw farther than 10 yards
by Keebler_tree_fort on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:36 PM
Eagles Whatever happened to "Eagles are winning the Superbowl this year" predictions
by Bartimaeus on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:38 PM
Eagles 21 total yards of offense that’s bleeping disgraceful
by Huey88 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:42 PM
Eagles I might be an idiot so please explain why our corners don’t jam their guys at the line?
by visfor on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:42 PM
Eagles Because they suck
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:42 PM
Eagles I wish Dallas would just put this game away already.
by Hail_Swoop on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:48 PM
Eagles These 2 minutes have taken more than 15 minutes.
by wallmike on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:53 PM
(:02) D.Bailey 28 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 6 - Eagles 0
Eagles How is it just 6-0 at this point
by phillyphenom20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:54 PM
Eagles I thought this season was meant to be fun, it’s been completely depressing!
by UKFlyer on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:54 PM
Eagles Excuse me during the half while I go slit my wrists
by OhioEaglesGal on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:55 PM
Patriots Whatever happened to that flashy Chip Kelly offense that was going to dazzle the NFL?
by poindexterregan on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:55 PM
Eagles Chip better be kissing the defense's butt right now
by phillyphenom20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:57 PM
Eagles I can't even go to take a piss after a Dallas punt without coming back to see that the Eagles are already punting the ball back
by "Snax" on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:58 PM
Eagles 21 yards in a half.....that has to be a record
by donnie.recine on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:59 PM
Eagles I blame this all on Brady. Somehow Chip’s balls got deflated in the process.
by el aguila on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:01 PM
Bengals Chip Kelly maybe not a genius.
by txbengal29 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:01 PM
Eagles Don’t worry, I heard culture wins football games.
by Patrick Bateman VP on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:03 PM

Third Quarter
Eagles At least we get the ball to start the second half. We might even get a first down…
by Triforce on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:08 PM
Eagles Eagles offense is a bucket of yuck
by JR Miller on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:10 PM
Eagles This is like pick-up Football…with old men handing the ball off.
by rhudej22 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:10 PM
(12:44) Eagles punt is BLOCKED by D.McCray, RECOVERED by DAL-K.Wilber, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 13 - Eagles 0
Eagles I'm done
by Chip Kelly the Rocket Surgeon on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM
Eagles Ballgame
by InDougWeTrust on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM
Eagles Well now we can't punt!
by JasonB on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM
Eagles I'm gonna go kill myself now
by LegionOfZoom243 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM
Seahawks Oh, man. A punter just got killed.
by Mark Lathrop on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM
Eagles fvbwvw;bov;j ;w ;v ;jkr’vuw
by PhillyOrange on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:12 PM
Eagles Are you guy's not buying into Chip Kelly anymore? This is shocking. Who could ever have seen this coming?
by Cordoba-Coke-Championship on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:13 PM
Seahawks On replay, it really looks like he's milking it. That didn’t look particularly violent at all (to me admittedly untrained eye).
by Drunk Viking on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:13 PM
Eagles When does Sixers preseason start?
by Haan on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:14 PM
Eagles More beer
by jawmo on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:14 PM
Giants You know what really hurts, watching the Cowboys dominate the eagles and knowing that just 7 days ago, we dumbed ourselfs out of a win.
by Skii31 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:14 PM
Bucs Aw, I miss Rich Bisaccia. Cowboys have all the coaches I want.
by SpeterMan3 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:14 PM
Eagles Alright, it has to go uphill from here - Eagles fan, during halftime
by "Snax" on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:15 PM
Eagles Im ready for Sanchize..... and a time machine where we keep Mathis and Herremans
by Jack Hollis on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:16 PM
Eagles Wow..Dallas was right about DeMarco
by BDawkins20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:17 PM
Eagles Oh look . . . 3 and out.
by AeaglesA on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:18 PM
Seahawks Sounds like Eagles fans want their money back.
by Wilder. on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:18 PM
Seahawks This Eagles team is hot garbage.
by sas1969 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:18 PM
Eagles Let's have 3 good RB's with no O-line - Chip Kelly
by DesertEagles on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:20 PM
Eagles Did I say 11-5? I meant 5-11.
by JR Miller on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:20 PM
Cardinals Eagles should have never traded Nick Foles.
by apachepyrs13 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:21 PM
Eagles Merrill says the crowd is quiet. How else do you act at a funeral?
by 17thandShunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:22 PM
Giants The good news: Philly looks terrible
by McConkey80 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:22 PM
Eagles Tony Romo - 1 carry, 12 yards. DeMarco Murray – 7 carries, -12 yards.
by flashbeak on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:23 PM
Eagles Does life even matter anymore at this point?
by A Fractured Navicular Bone on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:24 PM
Bucs I would LOVE to see the Eagles get shut out
by DraftPhantom on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:24 PM
(9:54) T.Romo sacked at PHI 41 for -8 yards. DAL-T.Romo was injured during the play. He is Out.
Eagles Romo is injured. Looks like a shoulder
by JasonB on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:24 PM
Eagles The Eagles and the Cowboys just killed each other
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:25 PM
Eagles NFC East is going up in flames and the Eagles are at the centre of the fire
by UKFlyer on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:25 PM
Eagles Sad thing is we can't win even with Romo out.
by Antani101 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:26 PM
Eagles Feel bad for Romo. Feel worse that we’re going to get beaten by a Romo-less, Hardy-less, Bryant-less, Scandrick-less Dallas.
by IwantVick on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:27 PM
Eagles How are these guys not getting separation??
by GhettoVision on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:29 PM
Eagles Murray has negative rushing yards this season, what the heck is going on man
by Jack Hollis on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:31 PM
Texans I hope everyone complaining about the Texans OL gets a chance to watch the Eagles.
by IThinkItsIndecision on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:32 PM
Giants LOOOK AT DALLAS D LAST SEASON AND THIS SEASON...NO TALENT. They are better than us this season and this season and we have more talent, a lot more….they are better coached and prepared. thats the bottom line.,
by danman11 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:33 PM
Eagles Watch us pass on the goal line
by phillyphenom20 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:35 PM
Texans How do you have DeMarco Murry and still get -19 rushing yards?
by Bill Nye the Zombie on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:36 PM
Eagles Why does Bradford look terrified in the pocket everytime he drops back?
by immynimmy on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:36 PM
(5:28) S.Bradford pass short middle, INTERCEPTED by S.Lee
Eagles Welp
by Ded23 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM
Eagles I'm going to murder someone
by PhillyOrange on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM
Eagles Just when we thought it couldn't get worse lmao…I'm actually laughing now.
by rhudej22 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM
49ers Man, Bradford is bad...
by stultus on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM
Colts Philly's run game today is worse than anything we have ever had. Murray at 8 carries for -15 yards
by THUNDERing_BOILER on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM
Seahawks I miss having Bradford in the NCFW
by TIME MAN on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM
Seahawks Great throw by Bradford. Hit his man right in the chest!
by Wilder. on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:37 PM
Eagles Eagles are never going to win a Super Bowl in my lifetime ..
by chetski0722 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:39 PM
Eagles So....You put your NFL coaching career on the line with Bradford…time to find a good college team
by OJSIMPSUN on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:39 PM
Eagles Randle has made our Run D eat crow and drove his point home about Murray sucking.
by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:40 PM
Eagles This team does not deserve the fandom I give it
by TheDtrain on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:40 PM
Browns This is the ultimate test: if a Cowboys team without Romo, Bryant, and Murray can beat Chip’s Eagles with a team led by Brandon Weeden….
by Korrupt on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:41 PM
Eagles Weeden outplaying Bradford
by MistaChow on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:41 PM
Eagles Getting lit up by Brandon Freaking Weeden.
by RandysGut on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:41 PM
Eagles Why do the Eagles hate me when I show them nothing but love?
by UKFlyer on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:42 PM
Eagles It’s a good thing a 10-6 team was blown up.. Personally I hate winning games.
by RandysGut on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:44 PM
Chiefs I can't wait 'til Philly fans wake up and figure out that Chip Kelly isn't a genius.
by workingmansdead on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:44 PM
Eagles No Bryant, Romo, Witten is gimpy…and the Eagles getting shut out? I can’t even…
by rolzup on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:48 PM
Eagles It's so bad when the most exciting thing we see is a first down.
by andyb on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:49 PM
Eagles LOL Dan Bailey
by Uhaul on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:50 PM
Texans Dan Bailey, Cowboy Enforcer.
by IThinkItsIndecision on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:51 PM
Eagles Lol, did the kicker honestly just get called for an unsportsmanlike conduct
by TheBigCat2192 on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:51 PM

Fourth Quarter
(14:21) C.Parkey 46 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 13 - Eagles 3
Eagles It’s not a shut out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by immynimmy on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:55 PM
Eagles POINTS
by TrilladelphiaEagles on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:55 PM
Eagles BRANDON WEEDEN HAS MORE RUSH YARDS THAN DEMARCO MURRAY
by immynimmy on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:59 PM
Eagles Cowboys are chewing up too much clock
by 17thandShunk on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:01 PM
Eagles Now that Romo is gone, Cousins might be the best QB in this division.
by RandysGut on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:01 PM
Chiefs I actually had a guy tell me Murray was the best RB in the NFL and they had the best RB corps overall. This was a real thing a human being said
by RamX21 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:02 PM
Broncos Cowboys just need to hand off behind that o-line of theirs and they should be fine
by SwankyP on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:02 PM
Eagles My eyes hurt
by TheDtrain on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:04 PM
Bucs Then again with the Cowboys line they can old school power their way into the playoffs
by welcomebackfrank on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:04 PM
(7:31) (Shotgun) B.Weeden pass short left to G.Escobar. FUMBLES. RECOVERED by PHI
Eagles NICE!!
by David_K on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:05 PM
Eagles Hey Maxwell did something!
by JasonB on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:06 PM
(7:15) S.Bradford FUMBLES (Aborted) at DAL 30, RECOVERED by DAL-N.Hayden
Eagles Unreal.
by rockaintdeadyet on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:06 PM
Eagles Oh my God
by TheBigCat2192 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:06 PM
Eagles Bring Tebow back...
by fabiocostamesquita on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:07 PM
Patriots Wow. 2 fumbles in 2 plays for Cowboys and Eagles
by Questionablepatsfan on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:07 PM
Steelers Chip Kelly is standing there looking stupid right now.
by Black&Mellow on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:09 PM
Eagles My brain is fried. How does that nonsense happen at home?
by jedi929 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:10 PM
Eagles CALL KURT WARNER
by BlaiseBlaise on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:11 PM
Eagles We have 107 offensive yards. The Cowboys have 137 in penalties. I can’t even…
by fabiocostamesquita on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:11 PM
Eagles I don't know what pisses me off more, the state of the team or the fact that all the naysayers turned out to be right and I’ll have to put up with their stupid self righteous gloating
by Rock Flag & Eagles on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:12 PM
Eagles The Eagles do not deserve to win this game in any way. The offense should be forced to line up and let the Defense kick them in the nuts after the game.
by GhettoVision on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:13 PM
Eagles The game is already over. We aren’t scoring twice in 5 minutes when we couldn’t score once in 55 minutes.
by RandysGut on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:13 PM
(4:40) S.Bradford pass deep middle, INTERCEPTED by J.Wilcox
Eagles I actually just laughed out loud...
by mattsonofjohn on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:16 PM
Eagles And of course
by Philly Sports All Day on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:16 PM
Eagles I wonder how much Bradford wishes he had taken that contract he was offered before the season...
by Brit Bill on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:18 PM
Eagles This is the first time I ever saw the "prevent offense".
by mtitanic on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:18 PM
(4:20) B.Weeden pass short right to T.Williams for 42 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 20 - Eagles 3
Eagles 65 million dollars!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
by DesertEagles on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM
Texans Nice pass by Weeden there. And Maxwell gets burned playing soft coverage.
by Ethan Matz on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM
Eagles Wowza
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM
Eagles I'm so happy the D finally got off the field. Take a day off. They did what they could.
by jXn on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM
Seahawks And that is why we didn't give big money to Maxwell.
by sas1969 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM
Eagles ahahahahahahahahhah
by SeasonOfSisyphus on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:22 PM
Cardinals Eagles offense just plain stinks
by BigRedBilly on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:23 PM
Eagles Chip is a joke and all the NFL is laughing.
by Borg_Queen on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:23 PM
Eagles [Weeps Uncontrollably]
by PF_Flyers22 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:23 PM
Eagles These announcers are nailing it. This isn’t the team Chip was given, this is the team he built!
by EagleinDC on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:24 PM
Eagles Romo broke a bone and he’s still smiling
by rhudej22 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:24 PM
Bears Laughing at the Chip Kelly Experiment...
by SomeGuyNamedDave on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:24 PM
Bears Not a bad job for Weeden coming in for Romo. 7/7 73 yards, TD
by SomeGuyNamedDave on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:25 PM
Eagles 0-2. With two straight road games ahead…
by JasonB on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:27 PM
Eagles Somewhere Howie [Roseman] is hysterically laughing.
by wallmike on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:28 PM
Two-Minute Warning
Giants Too bad the Eagles can't go back to the preseason. They barely got done etching their names in the preseason trophy before the regular season started.
by cactusjack1984 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:32 PM
(1:26) S.Bradford pass short right to J.Matthews, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 20 - Eagles 10
Eagles Just give him the pity TD refs...
by fabiocostamesquita on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:34 PM
Eagles Sprinkles on a turd, whoop de doo
by J. Wil on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:35 PM
Texans Can't even get the onside kick 10 yards.
by Ethan Matz on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:36 PM
Texans Chip Kelly getting exposed this year. All that hype they had for a 0-2 start.
by Antho10000 on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:38 PM
End Of Game
Redskins Insane. We actually have a chance to take the division this year.. crazy.
by WildJabroni on Sep 20, 2015 | 8:15 PM
Packers Chip Kelly proving that running your full regular season offense in the preseason is not a good idea, even though it wins you the preseason.
by packsheep on Sep 20, 2015 | 8:18 PM
Redskins Sucks for Romo and the Cowboys. But I have to be honest. If they still have their OLine, I’m not counting them out in any game.
by dg28 on Sep 20, 2015 | 8:55 PM

If you are unfamiliar with these Trolling The Nation posts, here are some previous editions that you may want to check out:

2009 2011 2013 2014 2015 Draft
vs Eagles (Wildcard) vs Rams vs. Redskins vs. Lions vs. Giants 2015: La'el Collins
vs Eagles vs. Giants vs. Colts 2015: Randy Gregory
vs Saints vs. Eagles vs. Eagles 2015: Byron Jones
2010
2012 vs. Rams vs. Seahawks 2014: Zack Martin
vs Colts vs Eagles vs Giants vs. Saints 2012: Morris Claiborne
vs Giants vs Giants vs. Rams 2011: DeMarco Murray
2010: Dez Bryant