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As we've done repeatedly in the past, today we're going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the Packers in Green Bay on Sunday. All quotes below are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.
Here we go:
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Pre-game and First Quarter |
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| Vikings | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COWBOYS |
| Posted by blackmankitteh on Oct 16, 2016 | 12:45 PM | |
| Bears | Maybe Dallas will do something nice for us today…. |
| Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:07 PM | |
| Bears | Yeah, this is gonna be rough rooting for Dallas |
| Posted by Wally007 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:14 PM | |
| Eagles | It really sucks being an Eagles fan. And, uh, XXXX Dallas… |
| Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:23 PM | |
| KICKOFF | |
| Eagles | Time to go watch the Cowboys annihilate the Packers. |
| Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:27 PM | |
| Packers | Let's not play so far off Witten again |
| Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:28 PM | |
| Vikings | Fun to root for Zeke Elliot |
| Posted by Persecuted in Wi on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:28 PM | |
| Packers | THAT O-LINE PLAY! |
| Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:29 PM | |
| (10:08) D.Prescott pass short right to C.Beasley for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 7 - Packers 0 |
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| Packers | This is what happens when our defense faces a real offense |
| Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:31 PM | |
| Vikings | Dallas ramming it down the Packers' throat |
| Posted by Tempslip3 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:31 PM | |
| Vikings | Touchdown Cowboys! |
| Posted by chickmom1 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:32 PM | |
| Texans | Easy drive for the Cowboys. |
| Posted by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:32 PM | |
| Eagles | Dallas looks legit thus far |
| Posted by Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:32 PM | |
| Bears | Nice start by Dallas... |
| Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:32 PM | |
| Broncos | Good watching the Cowboys. Amazing what an athletic rookie can do behind an O line and run game.... |
| Posted by boydy2669 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:33 PM | |
| Vikings | Packers uniforms look stupid |
| Posted by vikefan84 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:34 PM | |
| Vikings | I hope the Cowboys beat them 70 to nothing |
| Posted by vikefan84 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:34 PM | |
| Packers | Thats the kind of offense I wish we’d run. |
| Posted by nanook1207 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:35 PM | |
| Texans | Dat O-line. We need to focus on O-line next 2 drafts |
| Posted by runtothesun on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:35 PM | |
| Vikings | So much for the vaunted packers run D |
| Posted by Coolhandluke1 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:36 PM | |
| Bears | Ugh, Packers wearing their ugly ass throwbacks. Things are hideous |
| Posted by TJGOBIG on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:38 PM | |
| Bears | So are their regular uniforms. |
| Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:38 PM | |
| (5:14) M.Crosby 37 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 7 - Packers 3 |
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| Packers | I guess 3 is good |
| Posted by Jrauch11 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:46 PM | |
| Vikings | Can we all agree that the Eagles hot start was a little flukey due to who they played? |
| Posted by thebaskett on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:50 PM | |
| J.Nelson FUMBLES, RECOVERED by M.Claiborne | |
| Packers | Ughhhhh |
| Posted by Jrauch11 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:54 PM | |
| Packers | Rats |
| Posted by Big10freak on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:55 PM | |
| Packers | Wow... |
| Posted by BirdDogUni on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:55 PM | |
| Packers | First and last turnover. Right? |
| Posted by lowandslow21 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:55 PM | |
| Eagles | The Cowboys are actually going to win this, aren't they? |
| Posted by Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:55 PM | |
| Packers | Gee. Look. Wideouts getting open and a quarterback capable of throwing it to them. |
| Posted by dane3263 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:56 PM | |
| Eagles | (whispers) The Cowboys are pretty damn good (cries). |
| Posted by Haan on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:56 PM | |
| Packers | The Cowboys are playing a million miles an hour |
| Posted by RedRain on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:57 PM | |
| Eagles | Going to be a painful week of "Is Dak the ROY???" When it rains, it freaking pours. |
| Posted by Fenton_Hardy on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:59 PM | |
| Eagles | Well guys we can't deny it any longer. The Cowboys and Dak are a very good team/player. The decision to draft Elliott has clearly been a good one for them. They have a balanced, diverse offense and a defense that plays better than they should. Hurts to say but it’s true. I don’t see any way we win the division this year. Sure it was expected but still sucks to see |
| Posted by VinceB1193 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:59 PM | |
| Giants | I fear another Dallas win, but as of right now I’m a Packer fan for the next 3 hours… |
| Posted by Fast-Eddie on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:00 PM | |
| (1:32) D.Prescott sacked at GB 27. FUMBLES. Recovered by GB | |
| Bears | NFL stats guys protecting Dak’s no INT run : ) |
| Posted by WhiskeyRanger on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:01 PM | |
| Packers | That was cool |
| Posted by LA Packers Fan on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:02 PM | |
| Packers | Okay let's get something out of this |
| Posted by RedRain on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:02 PM | |
|
Second Quarter |
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| (14:19) A.Rodgers sacked (J.Durant). PENALTY on DAL-J.Durant, Face Mask - No Play | |
| Packers | Thank God we got outdumbed on that one. |
| Posted by BJ Raji's End Zone Dance on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:07 PM | |
| Packers | HE STILL TOOK THE SACK! |
| Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:07 PM | |
| Packers | Are you kidding me Rodgers? That dude didn’t even want to sack you, you just made it too easy on him |
| Posted by Lacyfan on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:07 PM | |
| Packers | Lol face mask. This team only gets first downs via flags on offense – they can’t move the ball any other way |
| Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:07 PM | |
| Packers | Why is no one getting open? |
| Posted by eddy.rodgerskubrick on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:10 PM | |
| (12:19) M.Crosby 43 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 7 - Packers 6 |
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| Packers | Strangely enough, I was more confident in GB winning this game after they went down 7-0, now I’m actually feeling good, mostly due to the D |
| Posted by Candidate for Deletion on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:14 PM | |
| Packers | At least the run D came to play it seems |
| Posted by eddy.rodgerskubrick on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:15 PM | |
| Packers | What even happened there? Freaking Bears fans and their voodoo dolls. |
| Posted by BJ Raji's End Zone Dance on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:17 PM | |
| Packers | Did Randall concuss himself because he couldn't stop Williams in time? |
| Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:17 PM | |
| Packers | Can we get another bye week? |
| Posted by dane3263 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:25 PM | |
| (8:07) D.Prescott sacked. FUMBLES, recovered by DAL | |
| Packers | Wow can't even fall on a fumble |
| Posted by Jrauch11 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:27 PM | |
| Packers | HOW DID WE NOT GET THE FUMBLE?!? |
| Posted by MrOnWisconsin on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:27 PM | |
| Packers | How do we not recover that? |
| Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:27 PM | |
| (6:05) D.Bailey 44 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 10 - Packers 6 |
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| Packers | Claiborne just got killed by Lee |
| Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:38 PM | |
| Bears | Ouch...Sean Lee just killed Mo Claiborne.. |
| Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:38 PM | |
| Packers | Do you go for it? |
| Posted by azraelthegreat on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:39 PM | |
| Packers | No. They won't convert it |
| Posted by dane3263 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:40 PM | |
| Eagles | The Dallas defenders have started tackling each other now. Hope returns! |
| Posted by Fishslap 33 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:40 PM | |
| 4-5-DAL 38 - A.Rodgers pass deep left defended by B.Jones. | |
| Packers | Oh good Lord |
| Posted by dane3263 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:40 PM | |
| Packers | Thats just good D |
| Posted by rccola42 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:40 PM | |
| Packers | Rodgers can hit all the throws. Under throw, thrown behind, over throws. All of them |
| Posted by gvtspook on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:41 PM | |
| Vikings | 4th down pass attempt deflected by Byron Jones |
| Posted by Persecuted in Wi on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:41 PM | |
| Vikings | Cowboys look dangerous, unfortunately. |
| Posted by blackmankitteh on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:44 PM | |
| Packers | Wow we have three timeout and 3 timeouts still |
| Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:45 PM | |
| Packers | Great punt return and we three and out |
| Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:48 PM | |
| Packers | I can't believe any of that drive |
| Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:49 PM | |
| Packers | The punt was the best part of that drive |
| Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:49 PM | |
| Packers | Can Favre suit up? |
| Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:49 PM | |
| Packers | The fact that we will be going into halftime and only be down by 4 points is truly amazing |
| Posted by gvtspook on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:51 PM | |
| Packers | That is a great punt. Coverage team did nothing to down it. |
| Posted by Thegreatreynoldo on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:51 PM | |
| Packers | That's why I was hesitant to call those timeouts |
| Posted by rccola42 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:52 PM | |
| Packers | Lucky who? |
| Posted by MrOnWisconsin on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:53 PM | |
| Packers | Way to take those timeouts, Mike. |
| Posted by randy77 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:53 PM | |
| (:31) D.Prescott pass deep right to B.Butler for 20 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 17 - Packers 6 |
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| Packers | Prescott drastically outplaying Rodgers |
| Posted by dane3263 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:54 PM | |
| Packers | Prescott did what Rodgers used to do. |
| Posted by Mach1 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:54 PM | |
| Packers | Wow. Nice timeouts |
| Posted by Thegreatreynoldo on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:54 PM | |
| Bears | Why did we not draft Dak with one of our 4th-round picks? |
| Posted by Jacqui13 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:54 PM | |
| Packers | Maybe Dallas will trade us Romo |
| Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:55 PM | |
| Vikings | Whoooooooo Hoooooooooo. TD Cowboys right before half |
| Posted by Fat Jack on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:55 PM | |
| Jets | Prescott lighting it up. Our rookie drafted 2 rounds higher? Buried on the bench behind mediocrity. |
| Posted by Barnaby8787 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:56 PM | |
| Vikings | 97 yds in 34 seconds. That Packers D is looking real tough |
| Posted by PURPpplEATER on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:56 PM | |
| Patriots | Holy crap Dak Prescott is awesome! |
| Posted by Bososx13 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:57 PM | |
| Giants | Greeen Bay Dallas ? Unbelievable |
| Posted by 81ta on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:58 PM | |
| Packers | Just look at Aaron's face and his body language......yeah coach everything is just fine isn't it. |
| Posted by bbwiscfan on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:00 PM | |
| Packers | I will not overreact, I will not overreact, I will not overreact… |
| Posted by LA Packers Fan on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:02 PM | |
| Packers | Out of curiosity, was I the only one who saw the endaround coming the second that guy went in motion? |
| Posted by LA Packers Fan on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:03 PM | |
| Packers | No, but our defense didn't... |
| Posted by BirdDogUni on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:03 PM | |
| Texans | Cowboys hype train is gonna reach critical mass if the Packers don't bounce back |
| Posted by wtk0315krk on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:03 PM | |
| Packers | On a side note. Are there as many Cowboy fans at the stadium as my ears are hearing? |
| Posted by demigod1987 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:04 PM | |
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Third Quarter |
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| Packers | What's the point of play action if no one can get open downfield |
| Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:17 PM | |
| (10:12) A.Rodgers pass short middle INTERCEPTED by B.Church | |
| Packers | I can't wait for the draft. Any good QB prospects this year? |
| Posted by eddy.rodgerskubrick on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:20 PM | |
| Packers | The last time i saw a throw that perfect to a defender it was by Jay Cutler |
| Posted by gvtspook on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:21 PM | |
| Vikings | hahahahahahah POOR shARON! |
| Posted by Raarules6 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:21 PM | |
| Packers | Not cool when you are being out-coached by Jason Garrett |
| Posted by Big10freak on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:23 PM | |
| Vikings | That was so funny. Rogers just dropped back into the cleanest pocket ever, looked around, and confidently threw a routine pass. . .to a Cowboy! |
| Posted by Persecuted in Wi on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:26 PM | |
| Eagles | Watching Dallas right now is so infuriating. They got exactly the guys they needed and they have the OL to make their team tick. Plus their defense is making Rodgers looking silly. They’re the best team in the East and will be for years to come, I fear. |
| Posted by PSUHist14 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:27 PM | |
| (7:02) D.Bailey 22 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 20 - Packers 6 |
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| Packers | I just can't stop watching. If I do I will miss the most monumental comeback of my lifetime…. |
| Posted by hijoknog on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:28 PM | |
| Packers | They keep showing the commercial where the team is in the locker room and him saying no one comes into this house without paying the price, not here; not ever. Right, Dallas is punching you in the mouth; what do you do? |
| Posted by azraelthegreat on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:31 PM | |
| Packers | Here is what is going to happen. In the fourth, when the Cowboys are up by 20+ points, they will go into the prevent allowing Rodgers to score some meaningless points that will make him look way better than he really is. |
| Posted by gvtspook on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:32 PM | |
| Vikings | Lacy trips over his belly... |
| Posted by liveforadrenaline on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:32 PM | |
| Texans | Sean Lee killing people today. Took out his own guy earlier and now a Packer WR. |
| Posted by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:33 PM | |
| Packers | This Offense makes Dallas D look Great |
| Posted by Jimmy Ryan on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:40 PM | |
| (1:18) A.Rodgers up the middle. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-D.Irving | |
| Vikings | Hilarious |
| Posted by 2 GLOVEZ on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:42 PM | |
| Packers | Speechless |
| Posted by Jrauch11 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:42 PM | |
| Packers | Ouch |
| Posted by Madmatinc on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:42 PM | |
| Vikings | Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! |
| Posted by Persecuted in Wi on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:42 PM | |
| Packers | Unbelievable. AR fumbles at the 2 |
| Posted by Thegreatreynoldo on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:42 PM | |
| Vikings | How sweet is this! I am so glad this happened on a day when they aren’t playing the same time as the Vikings. |
| Posted by cwilliams135 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:43 PM | |
| Packers | Wow!!! |
| Posted by Big10freak on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:46 PM | |
| (:26) D.Prescott pass short right intended for J.Witten INTERCEPTED | |
| Packers | Wow, Dallas is keeping us in it. |
| Posted by lowandslow21 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:47 PM | |
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Fourth Quarter |
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| Bears | Nice to hear the boo Birds in GB |
| Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:51 PM | |
| Packers | Go ahead and defend Rodgers, I dare you |
| Posted by azraelthegreat on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:52 PM | |
| (14:51) M.Crosby 34 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 20 - Packers 9 |
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| Packers | Well, on to Food Paradise on the Travel Channel. Food never let me down. |
| Posted by Apsylum75 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:54 PM | |
| Giants | How are the Cowboys torching GB? |
| Posted by GiantBeing on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:57 PM | |
| Texans | Lucky Whitehead is a phenomenal, Dick Butkus-level NFL name. |
| Posted by WhiskeyR on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:58 PM | |
| Broncos | Dak has 20 seconds to throw |
| Posted by Clompy on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:00 PM | |
| Texans | I have to admit. The Cowboys just look scary good right now. |
| Posted by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:00 PM | |
| (10:31) D.Prescott pass short right to C.Beasley for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 27 - Packers 9 |
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| Vikings | TD Cowboys! |
| Posted by Persecuted in Wi on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:00 PM | |
| Vikings | Cowboys start burying the Packers in cow manure |
| Posted by liveforadrenaline on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:01 PM | |
| Bears | Packers are playing like crap and I'm loving every minute of it. |
| Posted by TC53 on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:01 PM | |
| Cardinals. | Dallas finishes with 11 wins… No other NFC East team finishes with more than 9. 10 wins or more and the Cards will be in the playoffs…likely as division champs. |
| Posted by kredabull on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:02 PM | |
| Broncos | Packers fans at Lambeau aren't happy, lol. |
| Posted by gj.7073 on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:08 PM | |
| (6:57) A.Rodgers pass short right to R.Cobb for 6 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 27 - Packers 16 |
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| Vikings | Too little, too late |
| Posted by chickmom1 on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:09 PM | |
| Giants | The Cowboys are solid, maybe the division isn't so bad this year. |
| Posted by mrluck35 on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:10 PM | |
| Saints | I hate you Dallas |
| Posted by metryman on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:18 PM | |
| Packers | Elliot is legit. |
| Posted by OmarReborn on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:20 PM | |
| Packers | Did the Cowboys score? I switched channels. |
| Posted by eddy.rodgerskubrick on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:22 PM | |
| Packers | We got torched by freaking rookies |
| Posted by martin84 on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:22 PM | |
| (3:45) D.Bailey 32 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 30 - Packers 16 |
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| (2:29) T.Montgomery up the middle. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-R.Davis | |
| Texans | Wow, someone broke the Packers. |
| Posted by AussieTexansFan on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:27 PM | |
| Packers | I am actually scared of the Bears on Thursday now. |
| Posted by Rancalen on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:31 PM | |
| Packers | Clearly we were looking past this game to the powerhouse Bears. |
| Posted by threadkiller on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:32 PM | |
| Packers |
Cowboys fan here - said you wouldn't stop our run game - was told to come back after the game. "Hi."
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| Posted by Witty Nickname on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:33 PM | |
| Giants | I hate how good the Cowboys look. I thought Jerry Jones sold his soul decades ago. After what I’ve seen from the Dallas rookies this season, I can only assume that he’s mortgaged the eternal lives of his children and grandchildren as well. |
| Posted by David Bleecker on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:36 PM | |
| Giants | The Cowboys look scary good....their offensive line is out of this world and if they keep playing like this the Giants can only hope for a wild card…. |
| Posted by wunhedlite on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:39 PM | |
| Eagles | Eagles are terrible, Dallas is probably good. Why, good Lord, why? |
| Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:51 PM | |
| Texans | Ezekiel Elliott looks like the real deal. |
| Posted by The Boyce on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:52 PM | |
| Texans | It isn't all Prescott. It is their oline, their running game, and that defense made Rodgers look like he is close to retirement. That is all good coaching. Garrett has grown a lot as a coach. They were patient with the young coach that is a really smart guy. |
| Posted by logicaltruth on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:53 PM | |
| Bears | A Packers loss always shines a bit more sun on my day. |
| Posted by 75bearsfan on Oct 16, 2016 | 8:07 PM | |
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