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Read what other fans had to say as they watched the Cowboys dominate the Packers.

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As we've done repeatedly in the past, today we're going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the Packers in Green Bay on Sunday. All quotes below are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

Here we go:

Pre-game and First Quarter
Vikings GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COWBOYS
Posted by blackmankitteh on Oct 16, 2016 | 12:45 PM
Bears Maybe Dallas will do something nice for us today….
Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:07 PM
Bears Yeah, this is gonna be rough rooting for Dallas
Posted by Wally007 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:14 PM
Eagles It really sucks being an Eagles fan. And, uh, XXXX Dallas…
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:23 PM
KICKOFF
Eagles Time to go watch the Cowboys annihilate the Packers.
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:27 PM
Packers Let's not play so far off Witten again
Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:28 PM
Vikings Fun to root for Zeke Elliot
Posted by Persecuted in Wi on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:28 PM
Packers THAT O-LINE PLAY!
Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:29 PM
(10:08) D.Prescott pass short right to C.Beasley for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Packers 0
Packers This is what happens when our defense faces a real offense
Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:31 PM
Vikings Dallas ramming it down the Packers' throat
Posted by Tempslip3 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:31 PM
Vikings Touchdown Cowboys!
Posted by chickmom1 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:32 PM
Texans Easy drive for the Cowboys.
Posted by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:32 PM
Eagles Dallas looks legit thus far
Posted by Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:32 PM
Bears Nice start by Dallas...
Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:32 PM
Broncos Good watching the Cowboys. Amazing what an athletic rookie can do behind an O line and run game....
Posted by boydy2669 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:33 PM
Vikings Packers uniforms look stupid
Posted by vikefan84 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:34 PM
Vikings I hope the Cowboys beat them 70 to nothing
Posted by vikefan84 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:34 PM
Packers Thats the kind of offense I wish we’d run.
Posted by nanook1207 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:35 PM
Texans Dat O-line. We need to focus on O-line next 2 drafts
Posted by runtothesun on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:35 PM
Vikings So much for the vaunted packers run D
Posted by Coolhandluke1 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:36 PM
Bears Ugh, Packers wearing their ugly ass throwbacks. Things are hideous
Posted by TJGOBIG on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:38 PM
Bears So are their regular uniforms.
Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:38 PM
(5:14) M.Crosby 37 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 7 - Packers 3
Packers I guess 3 is good
Posted by Jrauch11 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:46 PM
Vikings Can we all agree that the Eagles hot start was a little flukey due to who they played?
Posted by thebaskett on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:50 PM
J.Nelson FUMBLES, RECOVERED by M.Claiborne
Packers Ughhhhh
Posted by Jrauch11 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:54 PM
Packers Rats
Posted by Big10freak on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:55 PM
Packers Wow...
Posted by BirdDogUni on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:55 PM
Packers First and last turnover. Right?
Posted by lowandslow21 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:55 PM
Eagles The Cowboys are actually going to win this, aren't they?
Posted by Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:55 PM
Packers Gee. Look. Wideouts getting open and a quarterback capable of throwing it to them.
Posted by dane3263 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:56 PM
Eagles (whispers) The Cowboys are pretty damn good (cries).
Posted by Haan on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:56 PM
Packers The Cowboys are playing a million miles an hour
Posted by RedRain on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:57 PM
Eagles Going to be a painful week of "Is Dak the ROY???" When it rains, it freaking pours.
Posted by Fenton_Hardy on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:59 PM
Eagles Well guys we can't deny it any longer. The Cowboys and Dak are a very good team/player. The decision to draft Elliott has clearly been a good one for them. They have a balanced, diverse offense and a defense that plays better than they should. Hurts to say but it’s true. I don’t see any way we win the division this year. Sure it was expected but still sucks to see
Posted by VinceB1193 on Oct 16, 2016 | 4:59 PM
Giants I fear another Dallas win, but as of right now I’m a Packer fan for the next 3 hours…
Posted by Fast-Eddie on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:00 PM
(1:32) D.Prescott sacked at GB 27. FUMBLES. Recovered by GB
Bears NFL stats guys protecting Dak’s no INT run : )
Posted by WhiskeyRanger on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:01 PM
Packers That was cool
Posted by LA Packers Fan on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:02 PM
Packers Okay let's get something out of this
Posted by RedRain on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:02 PM

Second Quarter
(14:19) A.Rodgers sacked (J.Durant). PENALTY on DAL-J.Durant, Face Mask - No Play
Packers Thank God we got outdumbed on that one.
Posted by BJ Raji's End Zone Dance on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:07 PM
Packers HE STILL TOOK THE SACK!
Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:07 PM
Packers Are you kidding me Rodgers? That dude didn’t even want to sack you, you just made it too easy on him
Posted by Lacyfan on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:07 PM
Packers Lol face mask. This team only gets first downs via flags on offense – they can’t move the ball any other way
Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:07 PM
Packers Why is no one getting open?
Posted by eddy.rodgerskubrick on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:10 PM
(12:19) M.Crosby 43 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 7 - Packers 6
Packers Strangely enough, I was more confident in GB winning this game after they went down 7-0, now I’m actually feeling good, mostly due to the D
Posted by Candidate for Deletion on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:14 PM
Packers At least the run D came to play it seems
Posted by eddy.rodgerskubrick on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:15 PM
Packers What even happened there? Freaking Bears fans and their voodoo dolls.
Posted by BJ Raji's End Zone Dance on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:17 PM
Packers Did Randall concuss himself because he couldn't stop Williams in time?
Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:17 PM
Packers Can we get another bye week?
Posted by dane3263 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:25 PM
(8:07) D.Prescott sacked. FUMBLES, recovered by DAL
Packers Wow can't even fall on a fumble
Posted by Jrauch11 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:27 PM
Packers HOW DID WE NOT GET THE FUMBLE?!?
Posted by MrOnWisconsin on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:27 PM
Packers How do we not recover that?
Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:27 PM
(6:05) D.Bailey 44 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 10 - Packers 6
Packers Claiborne just got killed by Lee
Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:38 PM
Bears Ouch...Sean Lee just killed Mo Claiborne..
Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:38 PM
Packers Do you go for it?
Posted by azraelthegreat on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:39 PM
Packers No. They won't convert it
Posted by dane3263 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:40 PM
Eagles The Dallas defenders have started tackling each other now. Hope returns!
Posted by Fishslap 33 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:40 PM
4-5-DAL 38 - A.Rodgers pass deep left defended by B.Jones.
Packers Oh good Lord
Posted by dane3263 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:40 PM
Packers Thats just good D
Posted by rccola42 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:40 PM
Packers Rodgers can hit all the throws. Under throw, thrown behind, over throws. All of them
Posted by gvtspook on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:41 PM
Vikings 4th down pass attempt deflected by Byron Jones
Posted by Persecuted in Wi on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:41 PM
Vikings Cowboys look dangerous, unfortunately.
Posted by blackmankitteh on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:44 PM
Packers Wow we have three timeout and 3 timeouts still
Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:45 PM
Packers Great punt return and we three and out
Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:48 PM
Packers I can't believe any of that drive
Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:49 PM
Packers The punt was the best part of that drive
Posted by CyberWolfe on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:49 PM
Packers Can Favre suit up?
Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:49 PM
Packers The fact that we will be going into halftime and only be down by 4 points is truly amazing
Posted by gvtspook on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:51 PM
Packers That is a great punt. Coverage team did nothing to down it.
Posted by Thegreatreynoldo on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:51 PM
Packers That's why I was hesitant to call those timeouts
Posted by rccola42 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:52 PM
Packers Lucky who?
Posted by MrOnWisconsin on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:53 PM
Packers Way to take those timeouts, Mike.
Posted by randy77 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:53 PM
(:31) D.Prescott pass deep right to B.Butler for 20 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 17 - Packers 6
Packers Prescott drastically outplaying Rodgers
Posted by dane3263 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:54 PM
Packers Prescott did what Rodgers used to do.
Posted by Mach1 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:54 PM
Packers Wow. Nice timeouts
Posted by Thegreatreynoldo on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:54 PM
Bears Why did we not draft Dak with one of our 4th-round picks?
Posted by Jacqui13 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:54 PM
Packers Maybe Dallas will trade us Romo
Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:55 PM
Vikings Whoooooooo Hoooooooooo. TD Cowboys right before half
Posted by Fat Jack on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:55 PM
Jets Prescott lighting it up. Our rookie drafted 2 rounds higher? Buried on the bench behind mediocrity.
Posted by Barnaby8787 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:56 PM
Vikings 97 yds in 34 seconds. That Packers D is looking real tough
Posted by PURPpplEATER on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:56 PM
Patriots Holy crap Dak Prescott is awesome!
Posted by Bososx13 on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:57 PM
Giants Greeen Bay Dallas ? Unbelievable
Posted by 81ta on Oct 16, 2016 | 5:58 PM
Packers Just look at Aaron's face and his body language......yeah coach everything is just fine isn't it.
Posted by bbwiscfan on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:00 PM
Packers I will not overreact, I will not overreact, I will not overreact…
Posted by LA Packers Fan on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:02 PM
Packers Out of curiosity, was I the only one who saw the endaround coming the second that guy went in motion?
Posted by LA Packers Fan on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:03 PM
Packers No, but our defense didn't...
Posted by BirdDogUni on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:03 PM
Texans Cowboys hype train is gonna reach critical mass if the Packers don't bounce back
Posted by wtk0315krk on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:03 PM
Packers On a side note. Are there as many Cowboy fans at the stadium as my ears are hearing?
Posted by demigod1987 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:04 PM

Third Quarter
Packers What's the point of play action if no one can get open downfield
Posted by The Revisionist on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:17 PM
(10:12) A.Rodgers pass short middle INTERCEPTED by B.Church
Packers I can't wait for the draft. Any good QB prospects this year?
Posted by eddy.rodgerskubrick on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:20 PM
Packers The last time i saw a throw that perfect to a defender it was by Jay Cutler
Posted by gvtspook on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:21 PM
Vikings hahahahahahah POOR shARON!
Posted by Raarules6 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:21 PM
Packers Not cool when you are being out-coached by Jason Garrett
Posted by Big10freak on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:23 PM
Vikings That was so funny. Rogers just dropped back into the cleanest pocket ever, looked around, and confidently threw a routine pass. . .to a Cowboy!
Posted by Persecuted in Wi on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:26 PM
Eagles Watching Dallas right now is so infuriating. They got exactly the guys they needed and they have the OL to make their team tick. Plus their defense is making Rodgers looking silly. They’re the best team in the East and will be for years to come, I fear.
Posted by PSUHist14 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:27 PM
(7:02) D.Bailey 22 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 20 - Packers 6
Packers I just can't stop watching. If I do I will miss the most monumental comeback of my lifetime….
Posted by hijoknog on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:28 PM
Packers They keep showing the commercial where the team is in the locker room and him saying no one comes into this house without paying the price, not here; not ever. Right, Dallas is punching you in the mouth; what do you do?
Posted by azraelthegreat on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:31 PM
Packers Here is what is going to happen. In the fourth, when the Cowboys are up by 20+ points, they will go into the prevent allowing Rodgers to score some meaningless points that will make him look way better than he really is.
Posted by gvtspook on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:32 PM
Vikings Lacy trips over his belly...
Posted by liveforadrenaline on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:32 PM
Texans Sean Lee killing people today. Took out his own guy earlier and now a Packer WR.
Posted by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:33 PM
Packers This Offense makes Dallas D look Great
Posted by Jimmy Ryan on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:40 PM
(1:18) A.Rodgers up the middle. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-D.Irving
Vikings Hilarious
Posted by 2 GLOVEZ on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:42 PM
Packers Speechless
Posted by Jrauch11 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:42 PM
Packers Ouch
Posted by Madmatinc on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:42 PM
Vikings Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Posted by Persecuted in Wi on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:42 PM
Packers Unbelievable. AR fumbles at the 2
Posted by Thegreatreynoldo on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:42 PM
Vikings How sweet is this! I am so glad this happened on a day when they aren’t playing the same time as the Vikings.
Posted by cwilliams135 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:43 PM
Packers Wow!!!
Posted by Big10freak on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:46 PM
(:26) D.Prescott pass short right intended for J.Witten INTERCEPTED
Packers Wow, Dallas is keeping us in it.
Posted by lowandslow21 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:47 PM

Fourth Quarter
Bears Nice to hear the boo Birds in GB
Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:51 PM
Packers Go ahead and defend Rodgers, I dare you
Posted by azraelthegreat on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:52 PM
(14:51) M.Crosby 34 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 20 - Packers 9
Packers Well, on to Food Paradise on the Travel Channel. Food never let me down.
Posted by Apsylum75 on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:54 PM
Giants How are the Cowboys torching GB?
Posted by GiantBeing on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:57 PM
Texans Lucky Whitehead is a phenomenal, Dick Butkus-level NFL name.
Posted by WhiskeyR on Oct 16, 2016 | 6:58 PM
Broncos Dak has 20 seconds to throw
Posted by Clompy on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:00 PM
Texans I have to admit. The Cowboys just look scary good right now.
Posted by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:00 PM
(10:31) D.Prescott pass short right to C.Beasley for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 27 - Packers 9
Vikings TD Cowboys!
Posted by Persecuted in Wi on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:00 PM
Vikings Cowboys start burying the Packers in cow manure
Posted by liveforadrenaline on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:01 PM
Bears Packers are playing like crap and I'm loving every minute of it.
Posted by TC53 on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:01 PM
Cardinals. Dallas finishes with 11 wins… No other NFC East team finishes with more than 9. 10 wins or more and the Cards will be in the playoffs…likely as division champs.
Posted by kredabull on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:02 PM
Broncos Packers fans at Lambeau aren't happy, lol.
Posted by gj.7073 on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:08 PM
(6:57) A.Rodgers pass short right to R.Cobb for 6 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 27 - Packers 16
Vikings Too little, too late
Posted by chickmom1 on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:09 PM
Giants The Cowboys are solid, maybe the division isn't so bad this year.
Posted by mrluck35 on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:10 PM
Saints I hate you Dallas
Posted by metryman on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:18 PM
Packers Elliot is legit.
Posted by OmarReborn on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:20 PM
Packers Did the Cowboys score? I switched channels.
Posted by eddy.rodgerskubrick on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:22 PM
Packers We got torched by freaking rookies
Posted by martin84 on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:22 PM
(3:45) D.Bailey 32 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 30 - Packers 16
(2:29) T.Montgomery up the middle. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-R.Davis
Texans Wow, someone broke the Packers.
Posted by AussieTexansFan on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:27 PM
Packers I am actually scared of the Bears on Thursday now.
Posted by Rancalen on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:31 PM
Packers Clearly we were looking past this game to the powerhouse Bears.
Posted by threadkiller on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:32 PM
Packers Cowboys fan here - said you wouldn't stop our run game - was told to come back after the game.
"Hi."
Posted by Witty Nickname on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:33 PM
Giants I hate how good the Cowboys look. I thought Jerry Jones sold his soul decades ago. After what I’ve seen from the Dallas rookies this season, I can only assume that he’s mortgaged the eternal lives of his children and grandchildren as well.
Posted by David Bleecker on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:36 PM
Giants The Cowboys look scary good....their offensive line is out of this world and if they keep playing like this the Giants can only hope for a wild card….
Posted by wunhedlite on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:39 PM
Eagles Eagles are terrible, Dallas is probably good. Why, good Lord, why?
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:51 PM
Texans Ezekiel Elliott looks like the real deal.
Posted by The Boyce on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:52 PM
Texans It isn't all Prescott. It is their oline, their running game, and that defense made Rodgers look like he is close to retirement. That is all good coaching. Garrett has grown a lot as a coach. They were patient with the young coach that is a really smart guy.
Posted by logicaltruth on Oct 16, 2016 | 7:53 PM
Bears A Packers loss always shines a bit more sun on my day.
Posted by 75bearsfan on Oct 16, 2016 | 8:07 PM

If you are unfamiliar with these Trolling The Nation posts, here are some previous editions that you may want to check out:

2009 2011 2013 2014 2015 2016
vs Eagles vs Rams vs. Redskins vs. Lions vs. Eagles vs. Packers
vs Eagles vs. Giants vs. Colts vs. Giants vs. 49ers
vs Saints vs. Eagles vs. Eagles vs. Bears
2010
2012 vs. Rams vs. Seahawks
vs Colts vs Eagles vs. Giants vs. Saints
vs Giants vs Giants vs. Rams
Draft
2010: D. Bryant 2011: D. Murray 2012: M. Claiborne 2014: Z. Martin 2015: B. Jones 2016: E. Elliott
2015: L. Collins 2016 Draft class
2015: R. Gregory