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As we've done repeatedly in the past, today we're going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the 49ers on Sunday. All quotes below are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.
I've frequently received questions asking why there are never any Cowboys fans in these threads. Two reasons: One, if you are a Cowboys fan and watched the game, you probably remember exactly how you felt during the game - no need for a rehash. Two, if you really want to see what other Cowboys fans said, you can always read through the open threads for the game here on BTB.
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Pre-game and First Quarter |
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| Eagles | Dear Fox, please stop Russell Wilson Worship. |
| Posted by JohnELahr on Oct 2, 2016 | 2:01 PM | |
| Eagles | OH NO THE GREAT WALL OF DALLAS IS CRACKED. |
| Posted by Green_Go on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:24 PM | |
| Eagles | Let’s go Chipper. Get it done. |
| Posted by 46RockBlitz on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:25 PM | |
| Chiefs | Dak Prescott is due an INT or 2 today. |
| Posted by HBKChiefs on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:26 PM | |
| 49ers | We won the coin toss at least...we seem to be winning those a lot this year. |
| Posted by IllWill49 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:27 PM | |
| 49ers | Another 100-yard day for the opposing RB? |
| Posted by thehivemind on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:27 PM | |
| 49ers | I think the most disappointing thing about this season is our run defense being poop. |
| Posted by californianotter on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:28 PM | |
| Seahawks | The 49ers are nominally a divisional opponent so I guess I want .. the Cowboys .. to win? Feels so dirty. |
| Posted by striatic on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:29 PM | |
| Seahawks | Well, at least BTB is a decent blog filled with some pretty good folks. That and… *&@# the Niners! |
| Posted by sas1969 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:29 PM | |
| (10:25) D.Bailey 47 yard field goal is No Good | |
| Eagles | Damn Bailey missed another field goal. |
| Posted by TPH116 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:32 PM | |
| 49ers | The holes they are oppening up are very concerning. |
| Posted by IllWill49 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:32 PM | |
| 49ers | That's wussy coaching. Garrett should have gone for it. We were on our heels. |
| Posted by Germinator on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:33 PM | |
| 49ers | Good chance 49ers win this game. |
| Posted by nobbyx on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:33 PM | |
| 49ers | If the Niners fail to sustain drives, the Cowboys RB will get a buck fifty. |
| Posted by #7tormsComing on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:34 PM | |
| Eagles | Watching Chip Kelly’s offense gives me PTSD. |
| Posted by TPH116 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:35 PM | |
| Eagles | Oh Chip, how I do not miss your offense. |
| Posted by Whoissantaclaus? on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:38 PM | |
| 49ers | First down??? Is that legal? |
| Posted by Germinator on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:38 PM | |
| 49ers | He threw past the sticks. It’s a miracle. |
| Posted by Gaudior on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:38 PM | |
| 49ers | I can't believe it. |
| Posted by Ni9er on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:38 PM | |
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(6:49) B.Gabbert pass deep left to J.Kerley for 33 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 0 - 49ers 7 |
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| Eagles | Lmao Cowboys D. |
| Posted by rhudej22 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:39 PM | |
| Eagles | There it is. |
| Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:39 PM | |
| 49ers | Err lets calm down and remember Dallas defense is not very good so we will score a lot today. |
| Posted by baykid415 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:39 PM | |
| 49ers | TOUCHDOWN !! |
| Posted by QualityOverQuantity on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:39 PM | |
| 49ers | GABBERT! GABBERT! |
| Posted by Typecast on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:39 PM | |
| 49ers | OMG, a real drive! |
| Posted by Brn2bwild on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:40 PM | |
| Redskins | I have a feeling we will be tied for 2nd in the division after this week's games. I think Dallas and the Giants are going to get slaughtered. |
| Posted by 70 Chip on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:41 PM | |
| 49ers | Looks like we aren't drafting a QB next draft :disappointed: |
| Posted by BIGGDOGG49er on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:42 PM | |
| Eagles | Dak looking like like a rookie out there. |
| Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:47 PM | |
| 49ers | Hate these creepy KFC commercials. |
| Posted by californianotter on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:49 PM | |
| 49ers | Sean Lee is a beast. |
| Posted by Mickeylax23 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:52 PM | |
| Texans | Bailey has looked mortal so far this season. |
| Posted by Foster Child on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:52 PM | |
| Eagles | Dallas making Gabbert look like Tom Brady tho. |
| Posted by rhudej22 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:54 PM | |
| 49ers | 3rd and 9 conversion? Am I on Earth Prime still? |
| Posted by TigerNightmare on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:55 PM | |
| 49ers | My eyes are deceiving me today. |
| Posted by JoeSteveColin on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:55 PM | |
| 49ers | Gabby threw it past sticks. |
| Posted by ThatNinerFan on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:55 PM | |
| 49ers | WHAT'S HAPPENING? |
| Posted by TigerNightmare on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:55 PM | |
| 49ers | Okay is Dallas D that terrible? |
| Posted by IntelligentAj on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:55 PM | |
| 49ers | Can we play Dallas every week? |
| Posted by thehivemind on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:56 PM | |
| 49ers | Good news guys, this game will justify a Gabbert extension! |
| Posted by baykid415 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:57 PM | |
| 49ers | So that's one good quarter by Gabs. If we go by history the next three have to be terrible. |
| Posted by NoHero08 on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:58 PM | |
| 49ers | The football gods are with us today. |
| Posted by jamboozler on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:58 PM | |
| 49ers | Whoever put crack in Gabby's smoothie.....Well done! |
| Posted by Germinator on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:58 PM | |
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Second Quarter |
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| 49ers | Don't forget, Gabbert is still bad. Nothing like a doodoo team to make you look good. |
| Posted by TigerNightmare on Oct 2, 2016 | 4:59 PM | |
| 49ers | Prescott will have one of his worst games..........making Kelly look like he was right for not taking a look at him during draft time. |
| Posted by BronxBlazer on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:00 PM | |
| Texans | 49ers rolling over the Cowboys right now. |
| Posted by Ethan Matz on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:00 PM | |
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(14:02) C.Hyde right end for 3 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 0 - 49ers 14 |
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| Eagles | TOUCHDOWN NNNNINERS. Love this! |
| Posted by bdawk4ever on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:01 PM | |
| 49ers | Hydey Hydey Hydey Ho! |
| Posted by TigerNightmare on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:01 PM | |
| 49ers | Touchdown El Guapo! |
| Posted by jason.silvaportillo on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:01 PM | |
| Eagles | Honestly, how could Dallas fans even rationalize this if they view their team as being a quality contender? |
| Posted by rhudej22 on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:01 PM | |
| Eagles | Now then, let’s see how Dak plays when he has to come from behind folks. |
| Posted by JohnELahr on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:01 PM | |
| Seahawks | Niners are taking it to the Cowboys right now. |
| Posted by Azimeir on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:01 PM | |
| Seahawks | I am conflicted about how I should feel about this. |
| Posted by Trojan Knight on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:01 PM | |
| 49ers | This has the makings of a blowout. |
| Posted by nobbyx on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:01 PM | |
| 49ers | Yes, Dallas' D is really this bad. |
| Posted by HarveySpecter on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:02 PM | |
| 49ers | Still need to FIRE BAALKE. |
| Posted by #7tormsComing on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:02 PM | |
| 49ers | I'm terribly confused about this team. |
| Posted by Calichick on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:03 PM | |
| Chiefs | You know, everyone always blamed Romo for losing...But nobody ever blamed their horrible defense which has already given up 14 points to a bad SF team. |
| Posted by JTCMidas on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:04 PM | |
| 49ers | 49ers win 30-0. |
| Posted by baykid415 on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:14 PM | |
| 49ers | A long drive here will start to affect the Boys D'Line. |
| Posted by JoeSteveColin on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:15 PM | |
| 49ers | This game is flying by. |
| Posted by thehivemind on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:21 PM | |
| Eagles | Elliot looking legit. |
| Posted by Borg_Queen on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:22 PM | |
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(3:04) D.Prescott pass deep right to T.Williams for 20 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 7 - 49ers 14 |
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| 49ers | Anyone else hear that clicking sound or is there a huge bug in my apartment. |
| Posted by TigerNightmare on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:26 PM | |
| 49ers | That's a lot of cheering for a Dallas TD. Sounds like we’re in Dallas. |
| Posted by NoHero08 on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:26 PM | |
| 49ers | I don't understand. Shot of the two announcers in the booth and not one mention of how great Russel Wilson is doing. |
| Posted by djww on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:31 PM | |
| Eagles | Witten is a stud. Great veteran receiver to have. |
| Posted by rhudej22 on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:37 PM | |
| 49ers | D is playing "Prevent"... Only ever prevents a win |
| Posted by JoeSteveColin on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:38 PM | |
| Seahawks | Why do they keep showing Lady Gaga in what appears to be mom-shorts made of duct tape? |
| Posted by Superb Owl on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:38 PM | |
| 49ers | Russell Wilson again. Call the game you’re watching. |
| Posted by Gaudior on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:40 PM | |
| 49ers | Williams has a phobia of running out of bounds. |
| Posted by bayarearep94 on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:40 PM | |
| 49ers | TWill hates going out of bounds. |
| Posted by Blackout52 on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:40 PM | |
| 49ers | Why didn't we draft Prescott? |
| Posted by bayarearep94 on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:42 PM | |
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(:16) D.Prescott pass short left to B.Butler for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 14 - 49ers 14 |
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| 49ers | Now comes the dreaded 3rd quarter... |
| Posted by az9rfan on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:44 PM | |
| 49ers | Shut up, just shut up! |
| Posted by Mini Niner on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:45 PM | |
| Eagles | Like home game for Dallas. |
| Posted by OrlandoBird on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:45 PM | |
| Giants | Dallas is a tough bunch. Always try hard. |
| Posted by gmenFan75 on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:46 PM | |
| Texans | The Dak Knight is legitimately good. I didn’t think his play in the preseason would carry over into the regular season. It has. |
| Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:46 PM | |
| Redskins | Watching the Cowboys. Unfortunately, if looks like they have a quarterback for the future. Didn’t cost them much either. We spend three 1st rounders and 2nd and a 4th, five years ago and we’re still not sure we have our quarterback of the future. |
| Posted by chambers716 on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:51 PM | |
| 49ers | So who pulls out the win in the 2nd half., Gabbert or da rook Prescott? |
| Posted by BigMar on Oct 2, 2016 | 5:59 PM | |
| 49ers | Is the comments section on SBNation blogs all screwed up now? |
| Posted by QualityOverQuantity on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:00 PM | |
| 49ers | The new format sucks |
| Posted by Germinator on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:00 PM | |
| 49ers | Uhhh , this is an undermanned Cowboys O-Line , and yet they are still playing our D well. WTH! |
| Posted by BigMar on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:01 PM | |
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Third Quarter |
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| 49ers | I don't think the QB keeper is working anymore. |
| Posted by Brn2bwild on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:05 PM | |
| 49ers | There's the Gabbert we know. Straight to the dirt. |
| Posted by IntelligentAj on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:07 PM | |
| 49ers | That throw was so bad the defense thought it was a fumble. |
| Posted by El Shorts on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:07 PM | |
| 49ers | That was on the receiver though. He was standing past the first down marker. He should know better. Gabbert threw it to where he he should have been. Short of the sticks. |
| Posted by Germinator on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:08 PM | |
| 49ers | Every time we try and run the ball bad things happen...I dont get it. |
| Posted by IllWill49 on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:08 PM | |
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(12:23) P.Dawson 36 yard field goal is GOOD Cowboys 14 - 49ers 17 |
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| 49ers | We got 3, that's not horrible. |
| Posted by jon Q on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:10 PM | |
| Eagles | Refs are so bad, dude blasted Witten before he got the ball. |
| Posted by E.O.S on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:15 PM | |
| Eagles | Chip Kelly: run one way, run other way, throw short, punt. |
| Posted by eriksrevenge on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:19 PM | |
| 49ers | 2 runs and a checkdown... |
| Posted by vinhhsanityy on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:19 PM | |
| 49ers | Run...run.....Pass short of the sticks. The Chip Kelly special. |
| Posted by Germinator on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:19 PM | |
| 49ers | Just running into a wall every time. |
| Posted by IllWill49 on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:19 PM | |
| 49ers | The wall is the first down marker and we're not running into it we’re passing short of it and by we I mean Gabbert. |
| Posted by Capitol g on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:20 PM | |
| Eagles | Speedy 3 and outs. Chip Kelly specialty. |
| Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:20 PM | |
| Eagles | The Cowboys are going to win and it's going to be a week of "Cowboys are NFCE favorites". |
| Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:27 PM | |
| 49ers | Make it stop please. |
| Posted by IllWill49 on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:27 PM | |
| 49ers | Who the heck was saying it can't get worse! |
| Posted by Finger42 on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:28 PM | |
| Eagles | It amazes me how open these Dallas pass catchers are. |
| Posted by TheDtrain on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:30 PM | |
| 49ers | Witten is running the same route, and we still can't stop him. |
| Posted by bayarearep94 on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:30 PM | |
| 49ers | Man, we're getting picked apart. |
| Posted by General Patton on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:30 PM | |
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(1:11) E.Elliott right guard for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 21 - 49ers 17 |
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| 49ers | This is an undermanned Cowboys offense beating our defense. |
| Posted by BigMar on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:32 PM | |
| 49ers | Chip is the same Chip…Philly was right. |
| Posted by ninerminer on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:38 PM | |
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Fourth Quarter |
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| 49ers | I mean what do you expect from our defense when our offense goes 3 and out in the blink of an eye, over and over again. |
| Posted by GMT-5Niner on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:40 PM | |
| 49ers | Does Chip call the offensive plays? He needs a week off. |
| Posted by jon Q on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:43 PM | |
| Eagles | I hate Chip Kelly so much. |
| Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:44 PM | |
| Bears | Pretty good game going between Dallas and San Francisco. |
| Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:45 PM | |
| 49ers | Hate to admit it. But Dallas has much better talent evaluation since Jerrah’s son took over. Crap. |
| Posted by GMT-5Niner on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:45 PM | |
| 49ers | And seriously, are they playing in Dallas? The chanting you can hear is definitely pro Dallas. |
| Posted by sfsuphysics on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:46 PM | |
| (10:52) B.Gabbert pass deep middle INTERCEPTED by M.Claiborne | |
| 49ers | Why |
| Posted by McKara on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:51 PM | |
| 49ers | LOL |
| Posted by JoeSteveColin on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:51 PM | |
| 49ers | Wrong guy, Blaine. |
| Posted by El Shorts on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:51 PM | |
| 49ers | I called it. Except Gabbert threw to the wrong guy. |
| Posted by Jay49er42 on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:53 PM | |
| 49ers | Gabbert has a limp noodle for an arm. |
| Posted by Lords_of_the_Rings on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:53 PM | |
| 49ers | Limp noodles are delicious, with the right sauce. Gabbert just needs sauce, then we’d all enjoy him. |
| Posted by kcpx123 on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:54 PM | |
| 49ers | This game started so good and now this. |
| Posted by Axtone on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:56 PM | |
| 49ers | The Dline is getting BULLIED. |
| Posted by baykid415 on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:56 PM | |
| 49ers | Our twin towers are marshmallows... |
| Posted by BigMar on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:56 PM | |
| 49ers | D-Line embarassing. Ever seen 2 guys this size dominated like this? We can’t even draft easy 1st round defensive picks anymore… |
| Posted by Wyckyd on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:56 PM | |
| Seahawks | It sounds like the Cowboys/Niner game is in Texas instead of Santa Clara. |
| Posted by vilanye on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:56 PM | |
| Eagles | There are more Cowboys fans in this stadium than 49er fans. |
| Posted by TheDtrain on Oct 2, 2016 | 6:57 PM | |
| Raiders | What's up with all the Dallas fans taking over your stadium? |
| Posted by Berkeleyraider90 on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:00 PM | |
| 49ers | I hate when the opposing H/C is smiling happily on da sideline... |
| Posted by BigMar on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:02 PM | |
| Eagles | Ugh. I was so glad when Elliott was done at Ohio State and he couldn’t victimize PSU anymore. Then the bleeping Cowbpys had to draft him so he could mess with my NFL team. |
| Posted by PSUHist14 on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:03 PM | |
| 49ers | I'm starting to get more depressed than last season. |
| Posted by TheGreatGabbert69 on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:03 PM | |
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(4:15) D.Bailey 22 yard field goal is GOOD Cowboys 24 - 49ers 17 |
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| 49ers | Ever get that feeling you're watching something big happen? I have that now. Whether it’s the middle of the season or end of the season, I think this game is going to get someone fired. |
| Posted by Blackout52 on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:04 PM | |
| 49ers | Well I got swindled into being a season ticket holder. Quite possibly the biggest scam ever. |
| Posted by SavvyWealth on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:08 PM | |
| Eagles | Not over yet. Let’s see if Chip can find the end zone. |
| Posted by 46RockBlitz on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:09 PM | |
| 49ers | Perfect ending! |
| Posted by Germinator on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:15 PM | |
| 49ers | 4th and 6 and it's a 3 yard pass. |
| Posted by bobbyd415 on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:15 PM | |
| 49ers | A Gabbert is a variable unit of measurement. Always 2 yards short of what you need. |
| Posted by neener9er on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:16 PM | |
| 49ers | Chip looks like a lost deer in headlights on the sideline... |
| Posted by BigMar on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:17 PM | |
| 49ers | Buckner down now.... |
| Posted by baykid415 on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:18 PM | |
| 49ers | Elliot is basically destroying our roster. |
| Posted by BronxBlazer on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:19 PM | |
| Giants | Welp. Everyone else in the division keeps winning, and the Eagles actually look good doing it and Dallas like they could actually be good as well. |
| Posted by mprodrig on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:20 PM | |
| Eagles | Meh. Cowboys are decent this year and 49ers are bad. Dak looks good, unfortunately. |
| Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:21 PM | |
| 49ers | Is TO willing to come back? |
| Posted by jon Q on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:23 PM | |
| Jets | Dak on the Cowboys. Siemien AND Paxton Lynch on the Broncos. Wentz on the Eagles. It’s like we were the only dopes who didn’t get a promising rookie QB in the draft. Just downright painful. |
| Posted by apartmentcomplex on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:25 PM | |
| Redskins | Cowboys are 3-1. Impressive rookie plays again. |
| Posted by aamir_rono on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:26 PM | |
| 49ers | Fire everyone. |
| Posted by hugh.jastle on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:26 PM | |
| 49ers | "Guys look, let me tell you. It’s strange, because when I was the 49ers on Madden I actually beat Dallas, so I don’t know what to tell you." - Tim Ryan - |
| Posted by Emeritus on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:31 PM | |
| 49ers | We got torched by a team with no QB1, WR1, LT1, LG1, DE1 and CB2. |
| Posted by Blackout52 on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:34 PM | |
| 49ers | Time to reassess my rose-colored prediction of 5-11. Looking like 4-12 now. |
| Posted by Italia1970 on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:38 PM | |
| 49ers | Baalke’ name is derived from the word ‘Baal’ meaning false god. Yes, Baalke is the son of Satan. |
| Posted by 49erfactor on Oct 2, 2016 | 7:41 PM | |
| 49ers | Dak is for real. No shame in admitting it. |
| Posted by mrt144 on Oct 2, 2016 | 10:07 PM | |
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