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Read what other fans had to say as they watched the Cowboys come back for a win over the Eagles.

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As we like to do after Cowboys wins, today we're going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the Eagles on Sunday Night Football, and you probably can't help but feel a certain Schadenfreude for Eagles fans as you read through what they and other fans said and thought as they watched the Cowboys pull away in overtime.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

In the past, I've received some questions asking why there are hardly ever any Cowboys fans in these threads. Two reasons: One, if you are a Cowboys fan and watched the game, you probably remember exactly how you felt during the game - no need for a rehash. Two, if you really want to see what other Cowboys fans said, you can always read through the open threads for the game here on BTB.

Here we go:

Pre-game and First Quarter
Packers Dallas kicked us in the metaphorical taint, I’d argue Dallas is one of the two best in the NFC.
Posted by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:12 PM
Eagles Please Eagles! Please be the good y'all and not the bad y'all! Let's get this W to shut these Cowboys fans up!
Posted by DVJEagles_ on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:20 PM
Eagles Why did they change the song? Oh my goodness this is terrible.
Posted by phillyeagleGuy on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:24 PM
Eagles I have a horrible feeling about this game, guys. I really don’t wanna lose, but…
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:25 PM
Eagles I promise you will not lose this game
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:25 PM
Eagles Just get drunk or something
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:25 PM
Eagles 5-2 would look real nice.
Posted by DiegoKing on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:27 PM
PHI kicks 68 yards to DAL -3. L.Whitehead to DAL 11. FUMBLES and recovers at DAL 10.
Eagles Defense looks pumped for this one
Posted by GhettoVision on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:32 PM
Steelers To think we could have had Dak. Seriously, this rookie is already better than Landry will ever be.
Posted by insaneman on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:32 PM
Eagles SERIOUSLY, we are going to lose…
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:33 PM
Eagles We're gonna win, Marcus Smith just made a sack OMG
Posted by mjjones on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:34 PM
Eagles MARCUS SMITH JUST BEAT TYRON SMITH THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Posted by Haan on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:34 PM
(11:58) C.Jones punts 43 yards to PHI 38
Eagles HORRENDOUS play calling there.
Posted by The Legend Of Jordan Hicks on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:40 PM
Eagles 2 bad play calls in a row
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:41 PM
Eagles So so so bad
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:41 PM
4-4-DAL 44: PENALTY on DAL, Defensive 12 On-field, 5 yards, enforced at DAL 44 - No Play.
Eagles Got bailed out there
Posted by Don & Big A's Cheesesteaks on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:42 PM
Eagles Lucky penalty, need to take advantage and turn it into points
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:42 PM
Eagles Nice to see another team gets dumb penalties
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:42 PM
Eagles I hate Chip Kelly
Posted by Kwahu on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:46 PM
Eagles I wonder if we could convince Chip to take Agholor for Torrey Smith
Posted by FlamesMM on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:47 PM
(6:44) PHI 30 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 0 - Eagles 3
Eagles Love how they have cars now that help stupid youngins that can’t pay attention to the road.
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:50 PM
Giants Both teams have real TEs why can't we have one??
Posted by masterballer on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:51 PM
(6:00) D.Prescott pass deep right to D.Bryant to PHI 22 for 53 yards
Eagles RIP
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:52 PM
Eagles XXXX
Posted by GhettoVision on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:52 PM
Eagles Sigh. There's Dez
Posted by Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:52 PM
Eagles That was a beautiful throw
Posted by Haan on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:53 PM
Eagles I wish our center could do that
Posted by bkeagle718 on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:54 PM
Eagles I wish we had WR like that
Posted by kuzonbhai on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:55 PM
(4:46) D.Prescott up the middle for 7 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Eagles 3
Eagles Alright Wentz let’s go
Posted by Kwahu on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:55 PM
Giants That's why we didn't send the house against Dak.
Posted by AussieGiant08 on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:56 PM
Eagles And people said not to worry about the Cowboys. Why not? They have been playing great
Posted by kuzonbhai on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:57 PM
Vikings I want a Dallas O-line for Christmas.
Posted by Mtsnowman on Oct 30, 2016 | 8:58 PM
Eagles Timeout on 3rd and 12. This better not end up being a dump off 7 yard pass or something
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:01 PM
Eagles How about a 10 yard pass on 3rd and 12.
Posted by EaglesFanatic80 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:01 PM
Eagles 11 yd route on 3rd and 12. That’s our Gagalor.
Posted by rdnzl237 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:01 PM
Eagles #Shortofthesticks
Posted by PSUHist14 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:02 PM
Eagles I hate all these Andy Reid short of the line of scrimmage and short of the first down marker passes.
Posted by johnny eagle on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:02 PM
Panthers Good Lord, a man can only dream to have the Cowboys offensive line. So much time to throw, huge lanes to run.
Posted by adam carter on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:02 PM
Redskins I thought Dallas Defense were supposed to be bad?
Posted by Demj on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:02 PM
(3:21) PHI punts 38 yards to DAL 28
49ers Man Dak and Elliott will be co-rookie of the year.
Posted by In Joe we trust on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:02 PM
Eagles We are mostly a 2nd half team guys, we'll be fine.
Posted by DVJEagles_ on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:04 PM
Eagles What I would give for a legit every down back.
Posted by The Legend Of Jordan Hicks on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:05 PM
Eagles Elliott runs thorough two more tackles. LEARN TO TACKLE!
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:05 PM
Eagles Zeke is eating right now smh
Posted by mjjones on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:06 PM
Eagles Elliott is going to kill us.
Posted by kuzonbhai on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:07 PM
Eagles Elliott is a stud. Sure wish we faced Dallas week 1 instead of after their bye
Posted by H2o-34-35-44 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:07 PM
Eagles Can't hate on the decision to draft Elliott. He’s a stud
Posted by VinceB1193 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:08 PM
Eagles Why did Dallas have to draft Ezekiel Elliott and make my NFL life miserable
Posted by PSUHist14 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:08 PM
Vikings I have to say, the Cowboys have me a little worried. If there is a team that is built to beat us straight up, it's a team that can run the ball at will.
Posted by Raarules6 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:09 PM
Eagles Man the Cowboys are good
Posted by AlabamaHorn on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:10 PM
Vikings Dear Lord the Cowboys cheerleaders are ridiculously hot…
Posted by Raarules6 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:10 PM
Giants Those who wanted to draft Elliott last year can now celebrate (commiserate) in a what-if party. The guy is good.
Posted by The Ghost of Riley's Hair Gel on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:11 PM
Patriots The combination of the O-line, Elliott, and Dak is what makes them so dangerous. Dak takes good care of the football and can make plays with his legs. That along with a strong running game is the kryptonite for our defense.
Posted by b1adesofcha0s on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:12 PM

Second Quarter
Eagles Small Miracles: Dak making that over throw
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:13 PM
Eagles Here's to hoping this quarter is better than the first
Posted by mjjones on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:13 PM
(14:55) D.Bailey 38 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 10 - Eagles 3
Eagles Careful, I just got a BGN warning for language.
Posted by H2o-34-35-44 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:15 PM
Eagles Dink & Dunk ain't gonna cut it Carson!
Posted by 17thandShunk on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:15 PM
Vikings Zeke looks so good. Almost young Pertersonesque.
Posted by Great White Schnauzer on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:15 PM
Eagles Holy mackerel guys, I saw Zach Ertz. He wasnt kidnapped!!
Posted by Joshdd9 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:16 PM
Eagles GO DOWNFIELD DAGNABBIT!
Posted by zracer71 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:16 PM
Eagles Wentz throws an awful ball
Posted by Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:18 PM
Eagles Wentz’s accuracy is concerning sometimes
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:19 PM
Vikings Look at that offensive line. It's a freaking wall. Jerry has built the Cowboys a great wall. We need the same for the Vikings.
Posted by bikerpunk on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:19 PM
Eagles 2nd and 13, nice little 4 yard pass
Posted by frosstbyte on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:20 PM
Eagles Soooooo did they take passes beyond the first down marker out of the playbook this week?
Posted by The Legend Of Jordan Hicks on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:21 PM
(10:34) PHI punts 62 yards to DAL 3
Eagles Is it just me or would it not suck as much to lose to the Cowboys if it was Romo but now I have to hear about how their rookie QB is better than mine and he sets all these records and it was supposed to be our year to just enjoy our rookie and now I have to question wether or not a 4th round pick is better than our guy I hate this
Posted by ETrain145 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:24 PM
Eagles Ezekiel Elliott is either the strongest man ever to play football or the Eagles defenders are much like the paper lion
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:25 PM
Eagles Good job defense! 3 and out.
Posted by EaglesFanatic80 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:25 PM
Eagles Cowboys should run it at least 50 times
Posted by SwishGawd on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:26 PM
Eagles I get so scared when Elliott runs into 3 of our players because I think he’s about the push them past the first.
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:26 PM
(8:58) C.Jones punts 41 yards to PHI 46
Eagles Good field position, must get points!
Posted by EaglesFanatic80 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:26 PM
Eagles 2 straight plays no flags
Posted by rdnzl237 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:29 PM
Eagles Is Wentz scared to pass or something?
Posted by zracer71 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:30 PM
Eagles Nice pass. Nice DROP
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:31 PM
Eagles get.0.png
Posted by GREENisthenewBLACK on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:33 PM
Eagles We got the first somehow.
Posted by jacktank10 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:35 PM
Eagles HAVE HAVE HAVE to get TD here
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:36 PM
(3:45) R.Mathews left end for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 10 - Eagles 10
Eagles Hey look, a touchdown
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:37 PM
Eagles Feeling a bit better now.
Posted by eaglerama on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:37 PM
Eagles So much stress just getting one touchdown. That's a sign this offense is not great this year.
Posted by kuzonbhai on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:38 PM
Eagles Im feeling a turnover. Let's get this.
Posted by Keebler_tree_fort on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:41 PM
Eagles Ezekiel Elliott is just really strong – sigh
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:43 PM
Eagles Zeke probably has 30 yards while carrying 3 or 4 of our defensive players
Posted by Haan on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:43 PM
Eagles What the heck? How do you not cover Byrant at all times
Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:44 PM
Eagles Pfft. Our receivers don’t get that open no matter how much time.
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:45 PM
Patriots Wow, who said Philly defense was good? Dallas about to take lead before halftime
Posted by poindexterregan on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:46 PM
Eagles Dallas taking a Sunday stroll down the field
Posted by PSUHist14 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:48 PM
(1:35) D.Prescott pass short middle intended for B.Butler INTERCEPTED
Eagles BOOYAH!
Posted by navtechie on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:49 PM
Eagles YAAAASSSSS
Posted by PhillyOrange on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:49 PM
Eagles COWBOY KILLER HICKS!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:49 PM
Giants That O-line. Good Lord
Posted by NachoLover53 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:49 PM
Eagles Wentz Come on man. Show us what you got
Posted by phillyphenom20 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:50 PM
Steelers Dallas O-line is really good. With Bryant and Elliot, they are going to tear us a new one…
Posted by Toronto Steeler Fan on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:50 PM
Eagles They didn't run Elliott because..................................................???????????????????????
Posted by zracer71 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:51 PM
Eagles ... because DAK
Posted by bdawk4ever on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:52 PM
Giants Hey Reese, see what happens when you draft an O-line worth a damn
Posted by Giantstep on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:54 PM
Eagles Sturgis with a good practice kick. Thanx, Garrett.
Posted by johnny eagle on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:56 PM
(:01) PHI 55 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 10 - Eagles 13
Eagles ITS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Posted by bdawk4ever on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:56 PM
Eagles That my folks qualifies as a 10 point swing to me, Dallas was touchdown-bound
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:56 PM
Eagles Let's hope Cowboys coaches panic and keep throwing
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:57 PM
Steelers 72781665.0.jpg
Posted by JWhiz96 on Oct 30, 2016 | 9:59 PM
Eagles I don't know how we're winning. I feel like Dallas has totally controlled this game
Posted by MistaChow on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:05 PM
Eagles I don't see why Dallas doesn't run every single play with Zeke. He’s probably the scariest player in the division right now
Posted by MistaChow on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:07 PM
Eagles He's just so freaking annoying to tackle. It's like you just hold him there til help arrives
Posted by ScreamingEagle on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:07 PM

Third Quarter
Eagles Jeez. 9 yards, -1 yard, -2 yards. Sad.
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:12 PM
Eagles I don't understand that series
Posted by macjack12 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:12 PM
Eagles That was Chip Kelly esque
Posted by Kwahu on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:13 PM
(12:53) PHI punts 61 yards to DAL 25
Eagles My God, 61 yards. Jones you beast.
Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:13 PM
Eagles Dallas commiting all the penalties today
Posted by zracer71 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:14 PM
Eagles The playcalling is trending towards Chip level
Posted by Don & Big A's Cheesesteaks on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:15 PM
Eagles 3rd and long, let's not get burned now
Posted by Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:18 PM
Eagles Great job lads
Posted by Haan on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:18 PM
Eagles Big stop
Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:18 PM
Eagles 3 and out, not bad
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:18 PM
(10:42) C.Jones punts 39 yards to PHI 16
Eagles Can we see a pass over 15 yards this series?
Posted by 17thandShunk on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:21 PM
Eagles Is that Sam Bradford out there? What’s with these short throws?
Posted by immynimmy on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:26 PM
Eagles Why does the Pixel lady sound just like Siri?
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:28 PM
Eagles I don’t think we run enuff slants
Posted by QuincyCarterWasThaBest on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:30 PM
(6:22) C.Wentz pass short middle to J.Matthews for 5 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 10 - Eagles 20
Eagles Yesssirrrrrr!!!!!!
Posted by mjjones on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:31 PM
Eagles A WR CAUGHT A TD!!!!
Posted by immynimmy on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:31 PM
Eagles Fly Eagles Fly!!!!
Posted by mjjones on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:31 PM
Eagles We're lucky tonight. Dallas penalties have kept the drives alive
Posted by Don & Big A's Cheesesteaks on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:33 PM
Eagles It's amazing how it feels Dallas controls this game and yet we are winning?
Posted by kuzonbhai on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:33 PM
Eagles DEFENSE!!!! 3 and out.
Posted by EaglesFanatic80 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:37 PM
(4:55) (Punt formation) C.Jones left end to PHI 43 for 30 yards.
Fake punt run around left end.
Eagles Wowwwww
Posted by E.O.S on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:37 PM
Eagles What the @#^#$&%&^&
Posted by madnessHero89 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:37 PM
Eagles How do you let that happen??????????????????
Posted by 17thandShunk on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:37 PM
Patriots Wentz is nibbling them to death
Posted by poindexterregan on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:37 PM
Patriots Mannnnnnn Cowboys get a huge play with that fake punt
Posted by b1adesofcha0s on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:37 PM
Eagles The Cowboys punter is faster than Jalen Mills
Posted by HazyBird on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:38 PM
Eagles Well that fake punt sure turned the momentum
Posted by The Legend Of Jordan Hicks on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:40 PM
Eagles How on earth did Zeke squeeze through there?
Posted by Haan on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:40 PM
Eagles This is going down to the wire
Posted by Kwahu on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:40 PM
Raiders Elliott > Murray. So many yards after contact
Posted by 80sR8dr on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:42 PM
Eagles Great stop after the clever fake punt
Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:43 PM
(1:00) D.Bailey 23 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 13 - Eagles 20
Eagles Can we please get a long drive here for a TD
Posted by phillyphenom20 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:44 PM

Fourth Quarter
Eagles 15 more solid minutes, play smart, make the right play…this would be the best win of the season in my opinion
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:49 PM
Eagles I'll feel better if we can start the 4th quarter with at least 3 points. Being up 10 in the 4th makes me feel fine.
Posted by David_K on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:50 PM
Eagles Chaos at Blogging The Boys. They’re starting to doubt future Hall of Famer Dak Prescott
Posted by Don & Big A's Cheesesteaks on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:50 PM
Eagles Man can we just have one guy who catches easy passes?
Posted by E.O.S on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:53 PM
(14:13) PHI 34 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 13 - Eagles 23
Eagles 14 pt lead would be so much better
Posted by SwishGawd on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:53 PM
Eagles That stinks but we got the points.
Posted by zracer71 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:53 PM
Eagles Stop panicking Philly Fans!!! We got this!!
Posted by CoachJay81 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:53 PM
Eagles How long have you been an Eagles fan. You haven’t seen the things I have seen
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:54 PM
Eagles "Battle of the Dakotas" - They really did do their homework to pump these two up
Posted by Don & Big A's Cheesesteaks on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:56 PM
Eagles I have so much anxiety. I’m letting my hopes get too high.
Posted by David_K on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:57 PM
(13:21) C.Beasley pass incomplete deep right to T.Williams. Backwards toss to Beasley prior to the pass.
Eagles Cowboys have all the trick plays.
Posted by E.O.S on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:58 PM
Eagles I almost just smashed my TV there
Posted by Joshdd9 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:58 PM
Eagles Ok, that scared the living daylights outta me
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:58 PM
Eagles That was scary
Posted by zracer71 on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:58 PM
Eagles That was too close for comfort
Posted by keepsoaringEAGLES on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:59 PM
Eagles I'll give the Cowboys this, they are willing to try trickery
Posted by phillyeagleGuy on Oct 30, 2016 | 10:59 PM
(13:12) C.Jones punts 39 yards to PHI 41
Eagles Slightly OT, but Terrance Williams is another guy who is a FA next year. For a good price, I wouldn’t mind taking a flyer on him.
Posted by macjack12 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:00 PM
Eagles Carson, let’s put the screws to them with a long scoring drive.
Posted by BizmanND on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:00 PM
Eagles TD is necessary here
Posted by SwishGawd on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:01 PM
(13:05) W.Smallwood FUMBLES (T.McClain), RECOVERED by DAL-T.Crawford
Eagles Are you kidding me
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:01 PM
Eagles Of course a fumble
Posted by SwishGawd on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:01 PM
Eagles Noooooooo
Posted by Haan on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:01 PM
Eagles It never stops
Posted by E.O.S on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:01 PM
Eagles That was the momentum swing, we are going to lose.
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:03 PM
Eagles Nothing can ever be easy when you're an Eagles fan...
Posted by FlamesMM on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:04 PM
(11:34) D.Bailey 49 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 16 - Eagles 23
Eagles One more score and we put it away
Posted by Erving4ever on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:06 PM
Eagles We’re gonna lose
Posted by TJ D on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:06 PM
Eagles I don't like how this is going right now at all
Posted by zracer71 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:08 PM
Eagles I am actually going to write in Darren Sproles when I vote for president next week if we win this game
Posted by Joshdd9 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:14 PM
Eagles Low snap and a loss of yards. Ugh
Posted by Call of the Wild on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:16 PM
Eagles Teach Carson to throw the ball away sometimes
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:16 PM
Eagles I am mad, and nervous.
Posted by Borg_Queen on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:17 PM
(6:34) PHI punts 26 yards to DAL 10
Eagles Jenkins can't cover Beasley
Posted by LegionOfZoom243 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:19 PM
Eagles Don't let em march up
Posted by Alpha O on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:19 PM
Eagles Now, they will go to Bryant...
Posted by eaglesfan75 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:22 PM
Eagles Just leave Dez open
Posted by LegionOfZoom243 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:23 PM
Eagles NO, STOP WITH THE PREVENT
Posted by zracer71 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:24 PM
Eagles Oh come on
Posted by Alpha O on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:24 PM
Eagles Let's have our slowest DB cover their quickest short area WR
Posted by bkeagle718 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:24 PM
Eagles Dak getting too much credit! He’s not proven so stop acting like he will pull this out.
Posted by CoachJay81 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:26 PM
Eagles And now "Tom Brady" Prescott is back...
Posted by PSUHist14 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:26 PM
(3:11) D.Prescott pass deep left to D.Bryant for 22 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 23 - Eagles 23
Eagles You knew at some point Dez was going to beat them
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:29 PM
Eagles Of course Dez scores on the very next play
Posted by Call of the Wild on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:29 PM
Eagles Yep this Cowboys team is taking the Eagles for a ride
Posted by kuzonbhai on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:29 PM
Eagles More than enough time to get a FG
Posted by Fishslap 33 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:30 PM
Eagles No worries guys. We have to control the ball and the clock for 3 minutes and get in FG range
Posted by 17thandShunk on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:30 PM
Giants Great game so far. Dak just tied it up with Dez
Posted by GiantBeing on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:30 PM
Steelers Dallas and Pitt had similar needs at backup QB. I feel sick as I see Dak look like a veteran while Landry looks like a rookie. Both midround picks.
Posted by insaneman on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:30 PM
Vikings Dak Prescott is 4 Realz.
Posted by OregonVikingsFan on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:31 PM
Eagles No downfield passes. Let’s make it really hard on ourselves
Posted by Jawntothefuture on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:33 PM
Eagles Another screen and I might just puke
Posted by madnessHero89 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:33 PM
Eagles Screen passes aren’t working – how about trying something else
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:33 PM
(1:54) PHI punts 29 yards to DAL 40
Eagles Of course the ball bounces back to the 40. Everything sucks right now.
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:37 PM
Eagles They only need about 20 yards to be in Bailey's FG range
Posted by Haan on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:37 PM
Raiders Bryant just lit that corner on FIRE
Posted by nubbin on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:38 PM
Eagles Nice stop, defense
Posted by Call of the Wild on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:39 PM
(1:24) C.Jones punts 60 yards to end zone
Eagles 84 seconds is a lot of time with 3 time outs
Posted by ablesser88 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:40 PM
(:46) D.Jones punts 53 yards to DAL 38
Eagles Pls get to Overtime Pls get to Overtime Pls Get to Overtime
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:46 PM
Eagles Btw Dallas D-line sucks and our O-Line cant hang with them
Posted by Joshdd9 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:47 PM
Eagles And yet, last week they hung with the best D-line in the league
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:47 PM

OVERTIME
Eagles Never call heads smh.
Posted by ATrueNigerian on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:50 PM
Eagles DARN IT, TAILS NEVER FAILS
Posted by Qu1nTeR on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:50 PM
Eagles Another stupid playcall. Who calls heads?
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:50 PM
Eagles TAILS NEVER FAILS WTH
Posted by Joshdd9 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:51 PM
Eagles I just have a bad feeling about this
Posted by Huey88 on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:52 PM
Eagles Prescott is quite good at staying calm in a crowded pocket
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:55 PM
Eagles QB Sneak
Posted by The_Jruth on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:58 PM
Eagles They're gonna go for it
Posted by Haan on Oct 30, 2016 | 11:58 PM


"Let's go for it. Let's win the game."
(10:59) - 4-1-PHI 28 - D.Prescott up the middle to PHI 26 for 2 yards
Eagles They are really about to drive this ball down our throat. This sucks.
Posted by E.O.S on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:00 AM
Eagles May have taken our hearts on that 4th down conv.
Posted by SwishGawd on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:00 AM
Eagles I'm going to dislike Elliott for years to come
Posted by TayDS on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:00 AM
Eagles … Decades to come
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:01 AM
Raiders Wow. I said Zeke Elliott was the best player in the 2016 Draft, and he sure was. This kid is incredible.
Posted by RDreamer on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:01 AM
(7:56) (Shotgun) D.Prescott pass short left to J.Witten for 5 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 29 - Eagles 23

Eagles Witten wide open to end it. Smh
Posted by Call of the Wild on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:02 AM
Browns Heck of a drive by Prescott, Zeke, and the rest of the Cowboy offense.
Posted by Crawford_T on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:03 AM
Chiefs Prescott is pretty impressive.
Posted by Tarkus on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:03 AM
Vikings Man, well the Cowboys are definitely dangerous.
Posted by OregonVikingsFan on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:04 AM
Panthers Cowboys offense is nice.
Posted by rscott94 on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:04 AM
Patriots Prescott will be the next Brady. Maybe not as great of course, but he is looking good
Posted by Questionablepatsfan on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:04 AM
Eagles God I hate Dallas. Gonna have to turn off Facebook for the rest of the night
Posted by Alpha O on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:05 AM
49ers It will be very very hard for Tony to see the field again after that
Posted by WGXRT51 on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:05 AM
Vikings Dallas should do well in the power rankings.
Posted by OregonVikingsFan on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:05 AM
Eagles 460 yards allowed by the defense
Posted by kuzonbhai on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:08 AM
49ers Is Zeke gonna run away with the rushing title? Man, he's good
Posted by nick.hardman49 on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:50 AM
Steelers Not feeling confident anymore hosting the 6-1 Cowboys. Also not confident anymore about any road games this season.
Posted by dinner on Oct 31, 2016 | 12:55 AM
Steelers Zeke will run for 300 yards.
Posted by countryboylean1 on Oct 31, 2016 | 1:04 AM
Steelers If the Steelers had to play Dallas next week, I'd predict a loss for our team. But as the Steelers play Dallas in two weeks, I’m predicting a loss for our team.
Posted by KtheSteelersFan79 on Oct 31, 2016 | 8:14 AM

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vs Eagles vs. Giants vs. Colts vs. Giants vs. 49ers
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Draft
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