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Read what fans of other teams had to say as they were watching the Cowboys clobber the Lions on Monday Night Football.

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That turned out to be an enjoyable Monday Night Football game - at least from a Cowboys perspective. Here's your chance to re-live the Lions game from other fans' perspective, understand how other fans view the Dallas Cowboys, witness the horror in people's reactions as they watch a couple of rookies shred one opponent after another, and read how other fans grudgingly, angrily, or dejectedly realize that the 2016 Cowboys are pretty good.

As usual, all quotes below are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

Enjoy!

First Quarter
Patriots Cowboys win by less than 7. Lions have a tendency to try and comeback I think.
Posted by Mindkrak on Dec 26, 2016 | 7:39 PM
Lions Deadpool is the Cowboys QB coach [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wade_Wilson_(American_football) ]. How can we compete with that? They have a bona fide superhero on the sidelines.
Posted by Adam Gignac on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:07 PM
Lions Are the Lions playing tonight? Can’t tell from this ESPN countdown. #detroitvseveryone
Posted by Youjustgotlevy'd on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:15 PM
Lions Please Detroit, just win!!! Surrounded by too many Packer fans who have become temporary Cowboys fans lately.
Posted by Detroit Fan in Wisconsin on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:28 PM
Giants At least some people recognize the significance of a purely dominant and HEALTHY offensive line...wish some people in particular around the Meadowlands would recognize that importance too.
Posted by NY FUBAR on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:30 PM
Giants I am already getting nauseous hearing about this great Dallas Oline. Whatever man.....Let’s go Lions.
Posted by rbman3 on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:30 PM
KICKOFF
Lions Our lack of pass rush and Slay is going to allow Dez Bryant to kill us.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:34 PM
Lions Letting Witten and his 6.3 speed run 20 yards on us, great.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:36 PM
Browns The Cowboys offense seems to be on a little roll now. Why cover Witten, right?
Posted by Crawford_T on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:37 PM
Lions And Witten vs. no one is even higher percentage.
Posted by AlaskaLion on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:37 PM
Lions Man, the Cowboys are making this look easy.
Posted by JakeJustice65 on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:37 PM
Lions Makes me feel like puking when they call Dallas "Americas team."
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:38 PM
(10:02) D.Prescott pass deep left to B.Butler for 21 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 7 - Lions 0
Lions Asa Jackson is a Packers plant.
Posted by Adam Gignac on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:40 PM
Bears Nice start for Dallas!
Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:40 PM
Lions Nobody even close to him.
Posted by zernbabyzern on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:40 PM
Lions Way to only rush 4 vs great OL. That is not good coaching.
Posted by jwitzsc on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:40 PM
Lions With this lack of a pass rush it is going to be a very long day… Need to blitz the crap out of Prescott.
Posted by Schuxu on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:41 PM
Lions Start blitzing and they will just run.
Posted by Incantrix on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:42 PM
Lions That was the Cowboys rehearsed drive. They won’t move the ball like that all game. First drive is usually the easiest of the night.
Posted by Linkocracy on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:42 PM
Lions I'd like to be able to watch the whole game and not turn it off in disgust.
Posted by zernbabyzern on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:42 PM
Packers I'll be honest. I don’t want to see the Cowboys at all if we make the playoffs.
Posted by CrimsonPack on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:45 PM
Eagles Prediction: Detroit plays like crap and Dak Prescott is the next Tom Brady. Because life as a Birds fan is eternal suffering and God wants us to know he hates us.
Posted by Kwahu on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:45 PM
Eagles Seeing Dallas have a great coach in Jason Garrett sucks. Who knows how Doug Pederson turns out, I hope he is great. But how Cowboys fans want Jason Garrett fired or think he isn’t good, really boggles my mind. He is winning with a rookie backfield, he is a former QB and likely helped Prescott tremendously transition to the NFL. You have to give Jerry Jones credit for sticking with Garrett. We all mock him and all that. It pains me to say, but Jason Garrett is a good coach, maybe even great coach.
Posted by Hulk Hogan Wasn't Mr.America on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:46 PM
Lions Zenner is killing it so far.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:48 PM
Lions ZENNER YOU BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL!!
Posted by Michaeljames on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:49 PM
Lions Want to hear now from everyone who said Zenner wasn’t ready for prime time.
Posted by Tonefinder on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:49 PM
Lions Lions heading towards a FG here.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:49 PM
(5:28) Z.Zenner up the middle for 7 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Lions 7
Lions ZZTOP!
Posted by Miggister of Defense on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:49 PM
Lions Dallas' D is not good or Zenner is on a mission from God. I’d like to believe the latter.
Posted by WalterM on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:50 PM
Redskins Why don't we have a fullback, again?
Posted by WMdSkinsFan on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:51 PM
Lions It's okay guys, Cooter was holding back all season and now he’s bringing it hot and heavy.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:54 PM
Lions Fun game so far.
Posted by Singledigit on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:56 PM
(3:00) E.Elliott right guard for 55 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 14 - Lions 7
Lions Well poop!
Posted by seabeeruss on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:58 PM
Lions That's so bad.
Posted by zernbabyzern on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:58 PM
Lions Our Defense sucks so bad.
Posted by jwitzsc on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:58 PM
Lions Wow. That was too easy.
Posted by Singledigit on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:58 PM
Lions If you're a Cowboys fan you're holding your breath seeing Prescott take a hit like that. Thinking about what happened to Mariota and Carr this week.
Posted by WalterM on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:58 PM
Lions Kudos to Elliott. Guy has a lot of talent, the real deal.
Posted by AlaskaLion on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:59 PM
Packers I was wrong. Zeke was worth the pick, I know all backs have done well behind that line but he’s a monster.
Posted by CrimsonPack on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:59 PM
Lions Our defense is full of mentally retarded people. Jeeeez.
Posted by thisguy1225 on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:59 PM
Lions I hate the Cowboys so freaking much.
Posted by zernbabyzern on Dec 26, 2016 | 8:59 PM
Redskins That was the dumbest draft pick Dallas could make. A running back at #4, I mean how stupid is that? At least that is what I said 8 months ago.
Posted by chambers716 on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:00 PM
Lions Good starting field position. Let's take advantage of it.
Posted by zernbabyzern on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:02 PM
Lions I wish the Cowboys offense was playing with the same intensity as their defense.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:05 PM
Lions If you took the under, just shred your ticket now.
Posted by Elfuego51 on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:05 PM

Second Quarter
Lions Can't trade FGs for TDs.
Posted by jwitzsc on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:10 PM
Lions Is Golden Tate even playing this game?
Posted by Motor City Devil on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:10 PM
Redskins This is horrible. I just felt happy when Half-Shirt scored a touchdown. I can’t decided whether I want to keep watching this obscene game or go sit in the shower until I feel clean again.
Posted by Fishslap 33 on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:12 PM
(13:40) M.Stafford up the middle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - Lions 14
Lions Stafford is the man.
Posted by AlaskaLion on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:14 PM
Lions That's a touchdown. The ball crossed the plane.
Posted by Michaeljames on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:14 PM
Packers A real defense-minded game here.
Posted by Starquest on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:14 PM
Patriots That Cowboy D is why they can't beat the Pats. Plus Belichick will take away Elliott and force Dak to beat them, which he can’t.
Posted by blebrasseur1 on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:17 PM
Lions I can't watch the game. But if it’s overturned, the refs should be fired into the sun.
Posted by TomFoolery27 on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:17 PM
Lions Now for five mins of ads sandwiching a kickoff...
Posted by Levy's Beard on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:19 PM
Lions I'm all right with a shootout honestly.
Posted by Staff Infection on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:20 PM
(11:48) Cowboys PUNT
Lions Holy crap, a stop! Guess it had to happen some time.
Posted by ahtrap on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:22 PM
Lions YES they have to punt!!!
Posted by Michaeljames on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:22 PM
Lions The defense was pissed, they weren't gonna let them march for a easy TD again.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:22 PM
Lions Time to eat up that Cowboys defense!!!
Posted by Motor City Devil on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:24 PM
Lions Watching us run the ball like this is getting me a little hot and bothered.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:27 PM
Lions Cooter and Stafford calling a great game.
Posted by AlaskaLion on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:28 PM
Lions Best first half of offensive football by the Lions since mid-2011...
Posted by Barry.20.Calvin.81 on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:29 PM
(7:45) Z.Zenner right guard for 5 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 14 - Lions 21
Lions WHO IS THIS RUNNING BACK AND WHAT DID THEY DO WITH ZACH ZENNER?!
Posted by Motor City Devil on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:30 PM
Lions TD!!
Posted by The Roars Of Summer on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:30 PM
Lions Seeing hands on hips already for Dallas.
Posted by Incantrix on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:30 PM
Lions Playing with a lead is gonna help us.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:31 PM
Lions Zenner is gonna get drug tested at half time.
Posted by j16941 on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:31 PM
Redskins Who’s playing QB and RB for Cowboys? Never heard of them.
Posted by SkinsNJ on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:32 PM
Lions This running game has me very excited. I feel so dirty.
Posted by seabeeruss on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:33 PM
Raiders Dmac with some good running tonight.
Posted by hamsterwmca on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:35 PM
(4:56) Cowboys PUNT
Lions Yes! We scored a TD and then forced another punt. If we score another TD here things will be looking very good. Dallas is not accustomed to coming from behind.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:37 PM
Lions Huge stop!
Posted by AlaskaLion on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:37 PM
Lions This game is going bad for Dallas.
Posted by Elfuego51 on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:38 PM
Lions HAHAHA I'm wearing my Megatron jersey for the first time this year watching this game! I think it’s working guys.
Posted by Michaeljames on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:38 PM
Lions I want the Lions to embarrass the Cowboys, and make them pay for playing their starters.
Posted by Linkocracy on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:39 PM
Lions Did not see this coming. Thought if the Lions had a shot it would be low score.
Posted by sterankofan on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:39 PM
Lions Let's use up this clock, and then punch it in right before halftime.
Posted by Linkocracy on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:40 PM
(3:30) Lions PUNT
Lions QB Rating Stafford 82.6 Prescott 144.3
Posted by Miggister of Defense on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:43 PM
Lions Lions: 21 Cowboys: 14
Posted by scorgasms on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:44 PM
(1:10) D.Prescott pass deep left to D.Bryant for 25 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 21 - Lions 21
Lions Aaaand they score a TD.
Posted by scorgasms on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:51 PM
Redskins I'm a patient man. But I resent Gruden and company for forcing me to have to care about a Dallas game.
Posted by Fishslap 33 on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:52 PM
Lions Hey Dallas.... Roy Williams.
Posted by Miggister of Defense on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:54 PM
(0:26) Lions PUNT
Lions Well it's not the blowout that some were fearing. And we get the ball to start the 3rd.
Posted by WalterM on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:57 PM
Lions Welp. Now it’s a 30 min game we’re going to watch.
Posted by Incantrix on Dec 26, 2016 | 9:58 PM
Redskins Just give me one good half, Dallas.
Posted by iH8dallas on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:05 PM
Lions So funny how fast the wheels come off - From unstoppable to putrid.
Posted by LionsFan2016 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:06 PM

Third Quarter
Giants I just want them to keep whacking the crap out of each other.
Posted by masterballer on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:11 PM
Lions This 1st drive is so important to set the tone.
Posted by runtellthat on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:12 PM
(12:16) M.Stafford pass deep left INTERCEPTED by J.Wilcox
Lions And Stafford throws a freaking terrible interception.. holy crap.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:16 PM
Lions Gunslinger got shot down.
Posted by ahtrap on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:16 PM
Lions I think Staff's decision making got injured, too, when he hurt his finger. Sure seems like it.
Posted by adam.sanders.6661 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:17 PM
Lions And why Stafford is NOT an MVP yet.
Posted by Incantrix on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:17 PM
Lions O-Line breaking down and Stafford constantly running for his life ...
Posted by LionOwl on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:17 PM
Patriots Lions uniform jerseys look like they have sweat stains under the armpits, belly etc. Hideous color scheme choice.
Posted by MyGasIsFarFromIdeal on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:17 PM
Lions Time to leave the game thread. So much whining about the refs, it takes the fun out of it.
Posted by Singledigit on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:17 PM
Redskins I keep catching myself cheering for Detroit ... good habits are hard to break.
Posted by Barnun on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:19 PM
Browns Zeke is so so good.
Posted by Legoman0721 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:19 PM
(10:24) E.Elliott right end for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 28 - Lions 21
Lions I hate the Cowboys, I hate football, and I hate life.
Posted by SuhBomaYe on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:21 PM
Lions This is hard to believe.......Down one score with the best QB in the NFL and you guys are worried.
Posted by runtellthat on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:24 PM
Lions Stafford started off hot...But now he’s misreading and misfiring.
Posted by Barry.20.Calvin.81 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:29 PM
(8:22) Lions PUNT
Lions Only reason Stafford doesn't have picks on three straight drives is Cowboys dropping two easy picks.
Posted by Barry.20.Calvin.81 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:30 PM
Lions Staff needs to wake the heck up.
Posted by jwitzsc on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:30 PM
Lions We need to start running the ball again. We were successful, until we quit running the ball.
Posted by Linkocracy on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:31 PM
Lions This season is over.
Posted by Staff Infection on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:31 PM
Lions It's gonna take booze and Christmas candy to heal my soul after this one.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:32 PM
Lions Every QB the Lions face can pull out an Easy-Bake and whip up cookies before any pass rush gets there.
Posted by Incantrix on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:35 PM
Lions Jumping Jehosaphat … Dak could eat a Christmas dinner before he throws he has so much freaking time.
Posted by LionOwl on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:35 PM
Patriots Man this oline.
Posted by Bornwild on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:37 PM
Giants 12 pass attempts, 13 RB rush attempts, 28 points. Dallas offense is amazingly efficient.
Posted by -Dwigt- on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:38 PM
(4:11) D.Bryant pass short left to J.Witten for 10 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 35 - Lions 21
Lions That was a hell of a call by Linehan.
Posted by AlaskaLion on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:39 PM
Lions Ball game.
Posted by jwitzsc on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:39 PM
Lions em·bar·rass·ing - causing embarrassment.
Posted by LionsFan2016 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:39 PM
Browns Well how’s that for some trickeration! That was nicely done.
Posted by Legoman0721 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:39 PM
Lions Everything is back to normal. Lions are a joke.
Posted by Staff Infection on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:41 PM
Bears I also notice that Dallas' coaching staff has two ex-Lion coaches on it. Marinelli and Linehan were both coaches in Detroit, so I expect that they’re big in on putting the hurt on Detroit.
Posted by Nomad30 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:42 PM
Browns Dallas is just having fun now. When Dez is throwing TDs to Witten, you know exactly what they think about the Lions.
Posted by Adam Rice on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:42 PM
Patriots How did the Giants hold this offense to 7 pts?
Posted by Bornwild on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:44 PM
Browns That #27 is quite a hitter.
Posted by Legoman0721 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:47 PM
Lions Another miss by Stafford. Has been awful after the first three drives.
Posted by Barry.20.Calvin.81 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:49 PM
Lions Only Caldwell kicks a FG down by 14 with the season on the line.
Posted by Incantrix on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:49 PM
Browns A FG? Throwing the white flag.
Posted by MartinMM on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:49 PM
(:52) Lions 47 yard field goal is No Good
Lions First time I've ever not seen a kick shown live.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:50 PM
Patriots Great camera work ESPN. Was the director asleep?
Posted by blebrasseur1 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:50 PM
Lions Was that Caldwell throwing the white towel by not going for it?
Posted by ahtrap on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:51 PM
Lions It’s a good thing you didn’t go for it on 4th down while down by 14 Caldwell. Wouldn’t want to get any closer.
Posted by jdpeterson34 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:52 PM
Lions SOS - Same 'ole Stafford.
Posted by LionsFan2016 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:52 PM

Fourth Quarter
Lions Man ... I could gain a 100 yards behind Dallas' O-Line.
Posted by LionOwl on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:52 PM
Lions If Cowboys score here sit everyone and get ready for Green Bay. What's the point?
Posted by Spider1 on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:53 PM
Lions These guys just can't beat a quality team.
Posted by Staff Infection on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:53 PM
Lions Legit question: any chance they beat the Packers next week?
Posted by Trout Jefferson on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:54 PM
Lions And Gruden needs to quit gawking over every Cowboys player he can think of.
Posted by Linkocracy on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:55 PM
(12:18) D.Prescott pass deep right to D.Bryant for 19 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 42 - Lions 21
Lions I have never seen CBs play behind receivers so much.
Posted by Incantrix on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:59 PM
Lions This D is terrible.
Posted by jwitzsc on Dec 26, 2016 | 10:59 PM
Lions Dak is really damn good.
Posted by cnguyen408 on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:00 PM
Bears Yes, they have a good offensive line but this guy can play QB with the best of them. Period.
Posted by Jacqui13 on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:00 PM
Raiders We need to TRUST Cooper like the Cowboys trust Bryant.
Posted by 80sR8dr on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:02 PM
Lions Reason we are losing this game: The Cowboys players are, on average, much better than our players. At basically every position they are better. Something we just need to face and improve in the offseason, instead of blaming refs and coaches.
Posted by Barry.20.Calvin.81 on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:03 PM
Lions Linehan's like "you should've kept me."
Posted by cnguyen408 on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:04 PM
Lions It's almost like they're 12-2 for a reason or something.
Posted by Trout Jefferson on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:04 PM
Redskins So glad I can go back to rooting against the Cowboys next week.
Posted by Moonage Daydream on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:05 PM
Lions This is the most accurate statement here: Not the Refs. Not the play calling. Just better players everywhere.
Posted by ncbur10 on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:05 PM
(8:27) Lions PUNT
Lions Nite and day difference between our OL early and the OL now.
Posted by 3igB1ue3ilver on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:07 PM
Browns Mayowa… Someone give Marinelli an award please.
Posted by MartinMM on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:08 PM
Patriots Did the Lions just punt from near midfield down 21 in the 4Q? Fire the head coach!
Posted by blebrasseur1 on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:09 PM
Redskins Can't believe I am rooting for Cowboys right now, rock meet bottom.
Posted by D.C. sports fan in SoCal on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:09 PM
Lions The worst thing is that Prescott – Elliott is like Aikman -Smith all over again.
Posted by SuhBomaYe on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:09 PM
Browns Detroit just can’t get anything going in the 2nd half. Good adjustments during the half by Dallas’s defense.
Posted by Crawford_T on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:09 PM
Lions At least the Pistons beat Cleveland tonight.
Posted by LionsFan2016 on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:09 PM
Lions I hope they tell us where Dak went in the draft again. Four times may not have been enough.
Posted by Rockdan on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:13 PM
Eagles Man Dallas isn't even playing for anything and still dominating. That team is built to win in the playoffs. Just gotta hope the rookies falter when the playoffs start.
Posted by VinceB1193 on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:13 PM
(6:25) Cowboys PUNT
Lions When the punter crushes you like that, it’s not your night.
Posted by Trout Jefferson on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:14 PM
Bears Now THAT was a lick by the punter.
Posted by iowaBear on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:15 PM
Lions When the punter lays a hit on your returner like that, it’s just embarrassing. Pack up the bags and go home.
Posted by nbahsan on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:15 PM
Lions If Prescott carved us up like this, I wonder what Rodgers will do.
Posted by nbahsan on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:15 PM
Raiders That might be the best hit I've seen a punter dish!?
Posted by Raider208 on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:15 PM
Redskins And Andre Roberts gets laid out by the punter.
Posted by HogHunter on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:17 PM
Packers Emotional contagion is the phenomenon of having one person's emotions and related behaviors directly trigger similar emotions and behaviors in other people. Basically, the people at PoD see one person blaming the refs, see it as an easy way to excuse the failings of the team, and express the same views; and thus, infect more people, until the entire board believes they are victims of the refs.
Posted by GBP062178 on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:18 PM
Redskins Best hit of the night.
Posted by Moonage Daydream on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:18 PM
(4:19) M.Stafford sacked (D.Irving). FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-K.Wilber
Redskins David Irving - poached from KC's practice squad.
Posted by Moonage Daydream on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:22 PM
Bears So much for MVP Matt Stafford. Another game with zero TD’s. Does he ever have good games against good teams??
Posted by tfrabotta on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:23 PM
Bears Looks like I tuned in just in time for the LOLions.
Posted by Beer Down! on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:24 PM
Lions 2016 penalties by and against the Lions through week 15: penalties by the Lions—90 for 769 yards. Penalties that benefitted the Lions—a 104 for 857 yards. Half your posts are whining and bitching about the refs or the league. You can think what you want but the facts are that Shoddy tackling, poor blocking and a quarterback who is a poor mans Brett Favre is what always derails Detroit.
Posted by Packer Pete on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:31 PM
(1:12) Cowboys PUNT
Bears Just read the game thread at POD. They are the Whiniest fan base ever. It is nauseating and is why I have no sympathy for them and want them to go down in flames.
Posted by tfrabotta on Dec 26, 2016 | 11:35 PM
Packers The entirety of PoD is like a group of facebook friends re-linking the same fake news story to each other over and over and getting mad about the fake news they believe wholeheartedly is real, and then when somebody points out that it isn’t actually real they scream and yell about how blind that person is and how they are a troll or an idiot for ignoring reality. That whole page just needs to be burned to the ground. I mean, ban anyone who ever posted there from the entire internet and try to start over, burned to the ground. Find any physical computer on which the archives of the site might be stored and go full Office Space on it.
Posted by Candidate for Deletion on Dec 27, 2016 | 8:37 AM

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