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Read what fans of other teams had to say as they watched the Cowboys pull out a division win on the road against the Redskins.

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As we like to do on Victory Monday, today we're going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the Redskins in the rain, and you probably can't help but feel a bit of Schadenfreude for Redskins fans as you read through what they and other fans said and thought as they watched the Cowboys take the ball away again and again.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

Enjoy.

First Quarter
(15:00) E.Elliott for 4 yards. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by WAS
Redskins FUMBLE???
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:26 PM
Redskins FUMBLE! Skins ball!
Posted by ga8085 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:26 PM
Redskins Yessss!
Posted by Gibbs4potus on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:26 PM
Redskins Well a nice start.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:27 PM
Chiefs Elliot fumbles! Wash needs a few breaks like that with their injury woes.
Posted by WaywerdSon on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:27 PM
Redskins Got to get rid of it faster Kirk.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:28 PM
Redskins Throwing short of marker.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:29 PM
Redskins Why can't our receivers run farther than the line of gain. Stupid play calling AGAIN!
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:30 PM
Redskins Why run routes a yard short of the first down....?
Posted by JoeSta on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:30 PM
Redskins Throw short of the yard to gain...again.
Posted by Redspin on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:30 PM
(13:17) WAS field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 0 - Redskins 3
Redskins Well crap it would have been nice to get seven there.
Posted by WestCoastHokie on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:31 PM
Redskins TE already killing us.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:33 PM
Redskins Freaking TEs.
Posted by Nick_PPeters on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:33 PM
Redskins The usual TE BURNS US.
Posted by murtd1 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:33 PM
Redskins Why don’t we cover tight ends?
Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:33 PM
Redskins Lets just cover no one.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:35 PM
Redskins Gonna be a long game.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:35 PM
Eagles I don't expect Washington to help us at all today.
Posted by HowieHoesMan on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:36 PM
(10:37) E.Elliott left guard for 13 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Redskins 3
Redskins Welp.
Posted by Boardname5533 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:36 PM
Redskins Absolutely pathetic.
Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:36 PM
Redskins Yeah, let's not defend on that drive. Save some energy.
Posted by Fishslap 33 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:37 PM
Eagles I don't see any way Washington keeps this close.
Posted by Bleedgreen93 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:38 PM
Lions Elliott gets way too much credit. I could score behind that Cowboys O line.
Posted by steve52 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:38 PM
Redskins That was bad. Quick drive for a score, we didn’t really stop anything that drive.
Posted by hiphopfan85 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:39 PM
Redskins Look at these throws Kirk is making. Thats what we need consistently!
Posted by Cadillactica on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:43 PM
Redskins Kelley needs to hit the hole.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:44 PM
(6:39) R.Kelley right guard for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Redskins 10
Redskins TD!!!!!!!!!
Posted by DCsportsfan90 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:44 PM
Redskins Holy crap they ran it twice and scored.
Posted by Rhamm21 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:44 PM
Redskins Cousins is gonna have to have a huge game if we're gonna win this one.
Posted by WizKid214life on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:44 PM
Eagles TOUCHDOWN SKINS!!!! Troy Aikman sounds less than enthusiastic.
Posted by Eagle81haslanded on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:45 PM
Eagles I just realized I am rooting for Washington… I need to take a shower.
Posted by Mazinman on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:47 PM
49ers Sweet beautiful Kirk. We shall protect you next year I promise!
Posted by Joe Montana Is GOAT on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:48 PM
Redskins These crossing routes are killing us.
Posted by aamir_rono on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:52 PM
Redskins Dallas keeps running the same slants. We have to make an adjustment.
Posted by dg28 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:52 PM
Redskins Dak's gonna go 30 for 30.
Posted by hscer on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:52 PM
Redskins Crap, Cowboys going for it.
Posted by ga8085 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:54 PM
Redskins Wow no way we stuff this.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:54 PM
4-1-DAL 48 - (4:02) E.Elliott up the middle to WAS 48 for 4 yards
Redskins Ugh.
Posted by DCsportsfan90 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:54 PM
Redskins Yup, knew it.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:55 PM
Redskins Dallas now 6/6 on 4th this year per Fox graphic.
Posted by hscer on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:55 PM
Redskins Dallas's O-line is driving our Skins five yards down field on every running play.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:55 PM
Redskins That was disrespectful. And it worked.
Posted by hiphopfan85 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:55 PM
Eagles Washington’s D always looks lifeless against Dallas.
Posted by rhudej22 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:55 PM
Redskins The defense acts like its never seen a bootleg before.
Posted by ga8085 on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:58 PM
Eagles The Cowboys offense is so simple. But so effective. Frustrating to watch really
Posted by deezneedz on Oct 29, 2017 | 4:59 PM
Eagles Man I hate Dallas but that run game looks legit.
Posted by fowlmouthedbird on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:01 PM
Eagles It’s amazing how often Zeke gets into the secondary without getting touched.
Posted by Domonate on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:02 PM

Second Quarter
Eagles Dallas’ offense looks like it’s back to last year’s form.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:04 PM
(13:04) M.Nugent 49 yard field goal is No Good
Redskins Our backup kicker is better than yours.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:09 PM
Redskins Missed it!
Posted by jicuri on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:09 PM
Redskins I like Nugent.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:09 PM
Redskins We need a long drive to grab some momentum.
Posted by hiphopfan85 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:11 PM
Redskins Hopefully the Dome 'Boys can't handle the weather.
Posted by fresh donutz on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:12 PM
Redskins I think we forgot how bad Dallas' D is. This just going to be a shootout.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:13 PM
Redskins Throw to the receiver Kirk, not away from them.
Posted by gavalon55 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:15 PM
Redskins That was a bad throw.
Posted by WizKid214life on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:15 PM
Redskins Kirk you have to make that throw. Pryor was wide open.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:15 PM
Redskins Bad 3rd down throw, Kirk.
Posted by hscer on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:15 PM
(10:09) WAS field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 7 - Redskins 13
Redskins Cool. Points at least.
Posted by Boardname5533 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:16 PM
Redskins It still pains me to see Alf in a Cowboy's uniform.
Posted by WestCoastHokie on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:20 PM
Redskins Good stop.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:22 PM
DAL Punt
Redskins Defense did their job.
Posted by DCsportsfan90 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:22 PM
Redskins Okay Skins!
Posted by fresh donutz on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:22 PM
Eagles Every Dallas loss is made all the more satisfying by watching Skip’s emotions turn from hope to despair in real time.
Posted by Bleeding Green In Skins Country on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:26 PM
Redskins Keep taking those shots, Kirk!!!!
Posted by gavalon55 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:26 PM
Redskins Kirk is getting into his groove.
Posted by Gibbs4potus on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:27 PM
(3:19) WAS field goal is BLOCKED. O.Scandrick to WAS 4 for 86 yards.
Redskins Of course.
Posted by DCsportsfan90 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:30 PM
Eagles Lol never bet on the Skins.
Posted by E.O.S on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:31 PM
Redskins Aaaaand this happens.
Posted by Eagle81haslanded on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:31 PM
Redskins Unbelievable.
Posted by ga8085 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:31 PM
Redskins That went so bad...so fast.
Posted by gavalon55 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:31 PM
Redskins That's about as bad as it gets.
Posted by fresh donutz on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:31 PM
(2:24) E.Elliott up the middle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - Redskins 13
Eagles Oh Redskins you were doing so well.
Posted by Pick6forHicks on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:33 PM
Redskins We do all the work and they get the TD. Only with the Redskins!
Posted by jadalameddine on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:34 PM
Eagles Lots of Dallas fans in Washington.
Posted by PhilthyPhan on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:35 PM
Redskins Damnit Redskins, you had Skip Bayless on suicide watch.
Posted by donnie.recine on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:38 PM
Eagles Coupons needs to stop panicking and dumping off. He’s had receivers open down the field all game and plenty of time but he won’t throw deep for some reason.
Posted by Domonate on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:43 PM
Redskins Can we go one game without losing 3 or more starters to injury? That would be nice.
Posted by Eboracum on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:43 PM
Redskins Welp, that was a failure of a drive.
Posted by DCsportsfan90 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:44 PM
WAS Punt
DAL Punt
Eagles It cannot be understated how much I hate Dallas.
Posted by MustbeaVulcan on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:50 PM
Redskins And now for 15 solid minutes of idiotic commercials.
Posted by Fishslap 33 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:53 PM
Redskins Somehow we escaped the 1st half only down one. Halftime Adjustments and we pull this out. HTTR!!!
Posted by murtd1 on Oct 29, 2017 | 5:53 PM

Third Quarter
Redskins These short passes will get Cousins intercepted unless Gruden throws some deep.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:08 PM
(12:31) K.Cousins sacked (T.Crawford). FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-D.Lawrence at WAS 46.
Redskins Well who didn't see that blitz coming?
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:09 PM
Redskins Welp.
Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:09 PM
Eagles How is it that Washington always makes bonehead errors when playing Dallas? Some sort of voodoo curse or something?
Posted by deezneedz on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:10 PM
Eagles This defense made Semian look like Peyton Manning, and Kirk is just looking like ass.
Posted by broseph95 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:11 PM
Eagles Cowboys just ride Elliot's coat tails every game.
Posted by AscendedGodEssenceFoles on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:12 PM
Eagles If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Posted by deezneedz on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:13 PM
Eagles Yeah, if the Eagles had Elliot and he didn’t touch the ball at least 25 times a game I’d be furious.
Posted by GhettoVision on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:13 PM
Eagles I mean...Why not? Good strategy.
Posted by HazyBird on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:13 PM
(8:44) M.Nugent 36 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 17 - Redskins 13
Redskins Well, hold to 3 isn't bad.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:15 PM
Redskins Good stop defense. A missed FG would be lovely Nugent.
Posted by ga8085 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:15 PM
Redskins We are still in it, so here we go… Even a FG would be fine, but we can’t keep coming up empty.
Posted by hiphopfan85 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:17 PM
WAS kicks 59 yards from DAL 35 to WAS 6. C.Thompson FUMBLES. RECOVERED by DAL-B.Benwikere.
Redskins Ugly.
Posted by HogHunter on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:18 PM
Redskins Just Redskins things.......
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:18 PM
Redskins Wow.
Posted by Sevendust34 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:18 PM
Eagles Lolskins strike again. HH must be in an uproar.
Posted by HeISTheAX on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:19 PM
Redskins Tired of seeing our team beat themselves.
Posted by DCLA_Skins on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:20 PM
Chiefs We would play the Cowboys when their defense isn't complete hot garbage. And their OL is actually run blocking as a unit…
Posted by Kcbiggyblue on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:20 PM
Redskins We have literally handed the Cowboys this game, pathetic.
Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:20 PM
Redskins Good defensive stand.
Posted by Eagle81haslanded on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:23 PM
(6:29) M.Nugent 48 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 20 - Redskins 13
Redskins They didn’t even try to block it.
Posted by Boardname5533 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:24 PM
Redskins Was that a "let's go Cowboys" chant??
Posted by David_K on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:27 PM
Redskins Doctson has no freaking hands.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:31 PM
Redskins Smh catch the freaking ball.
Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:31 PM
Redskins Doctson just can’t complete the play. Disappointment thus far.
Posted by Eagle81haslanded on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:32 PM
Chiefs Washington has been imploding for 2 quarters. They’re giving the game to Dallas.
Posted by MURanger on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:32 PM
Redskins As someone who actually liked the Doctson pick. I WAS SO INCREDIBLY WRONG.
Posted by Succss With Honor Always on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:32 PM
WAS Punt
Redskins I think we are done.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:38 PM
Redskins Cowboys in FG range.
Posted by hscer on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:38 PM
Redskins Well, I got work to do, bye guys.
Posted by DCgoals on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:40 PM
Redskins Their WR can catch, and know where the 1st down marker is.
Posted by foolsrushand.hannityin on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:40 PM
Redskins This is when they just start running us over every play. Then sprinkle in a little playaction. Game about to get out of hand.
Posted by willbull on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:40 PM
(:42) M.Nugent 27 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 23 - Redskins 13
Redskins Kirk like a deer in headlights there.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:46 PM
Redskins Are there no hot reads on the blitz. Like seriously?
Posted by ga8085 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:46 PM
Redskins Here comes a boatload of Dallas blitzes.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:46 PM
Eagles Cousins seems determined to leave this game on a cart...
Posted by HeISTheAX on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:46 PM
Redskins They know we can't run it past the 20.
Posted by Sevendust34 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:46 PM
Redskins It almost looks like Dallas is kicking short, hoping for a special teams gaffe on a return...
Posted by Ark :D on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:46 PM
Redskins Not looking good.
Posted by Ark :D on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:47 PM

Fourth Quarter
Redskins This is about to get unwatchable.
Posted by Marooook! on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:50 PM
Redskins This is about to be a freaking BLOWOUT. Making Dallas D look like 85 BEARS.
Posted by murtd1 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:50 PM
WAS Punt
Eagles It sounds like this game is in Dallas. What the heck?
Posted by 17thandShunk on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:57 PM
Redskins Need the ghost of Santana Moss and Mark Brunell to pull this one out. And I never liked Brunell when he was here.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:59 PM
Redskins Maybe we can beat the Giants.
Posted by Sevendust34 on Oct 29, 2017 | 6:59 PM
(8:47) M.Nugent 37 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 26 - Redskins 13
Redskins I'm calling the Gruden hotline. Gonna ask Coach Gruden why his brother sucks monkey balls at play calling.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:01 PM
Bengals Nugent now 4-5.
Posted by txbengal29 on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:03 PM
Redskins Kirk just got lucky defender dropped that.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:08 PM
Chiefs It's pretty crazy that Washington at home can't hang onto the ball in the rain while the Cowboys on the road have no issues at all.
Posted by ReturnOfTheMob on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:09 PM
Bengals I'm surprised at how crappy the Redskins are playing.
Posted by DeyjaWho on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:11 PM
Redskins Sometimes this NFL thing will just drive you bonkers.
Posted by fresh donutz on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:11 PM
Redskins Kirk bailed out by a drop.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:13 PM
Eagles Cousins has been SOOOOOOO lucky this drive.
Posted by Bleeding Green In Skins Country on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:14 PM
Redskins Finally a flag because our WRs can't catch.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:14 PM
Eagles Kurt Coupons making a statement that he's not getting a big contract next season.
Posted by Teddy Broosevelt on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:14 PM
49ers I think the Cowboys just had a rocky start to the season. Will be interesting to see how they play the Eagles.
Posted by Steve Montana on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:15 PM
(4:39) K.Cousins pass to J.Doctson for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 26 - Redskins 19
Redskins Good job Doc!
Posted by Eboracum on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:17 PM
WAS extra point is No Good
Redskins Are you kidding me? Missed an extra point. Maybe we can win a spelling bee.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:18 PM
Redskins Of course the missed extra point.
Posted by Sevendust34 on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:18 PM
Redskins Annnnd...misses the XP. That’s so Redskins.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:18 PM
Redskins Are you kidding me?
Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:18 PM
Redskins Gotta just start laughing at some point.
Posted by Boardname5533 on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:19 PM
Redskins We know they are gonna run but no adjustments.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:21 PM
Bengals Dallas just called a 5 yard pass on 3rd and 4, kept the ball away from Washington. Tale of conservative vs ballsy.
Posted by DeyjaWho on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:24 PM
Redskins Why not put Norman on Dez there with the game on the line.
Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:24 PM
Eagles Well...the last 3 hours didn't help us at all!
Posted by 17thandShunk on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:25 PM
Redskins That's too much common sense.
Posted by handyman434 on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:25 PM
Redskins I wish we had a running back we could hand it to 30 times.
Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:27 PM
DAL Punt
(:30) K.Cousins pass INTERCEPTED by B.Jones, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 33 - Redskins 19
Redskins Amazing Finish. Pretty much sums it up.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:32 PM
Eagles The heck are you doing with 0 TO throwing in the middle of the freaking field???
Posted by rdnzl237 on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:32 PM
Redskins Well that sucked.
Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:32 PM
Eagles And....that's how they got the name "LOLskins".
Posted by 17thandShunk on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:33 PM
Bengals What was Cousins thinking? 30 seconds left and throwing to middle of field with no TO.
Posted by messjunk on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:33 PM
Redskins Why was he still throwing checkdowns anyway?
Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:33 PM
Eagles Lolskins do it again.
Posted by zilents44 on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:33 PM
Eagles 2 yard pass that takes 20 seconds of the clock and another short pass that's tipped for INT. Well done Washington, well done.
Posted by MGMacGillivray on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:34 PM
Redskins Why throw in the middle on a 2 minute drill with zero timeouts?
Posted by MAJSkinsfan on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:38 PM
Chiefs Have the Chiefs missed more than they did with David Irving? Damn he is a good D-lineman.
Posted by mjbaker84 on Oct 29, 2017 | 7:40 PM

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