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As we like to do after Cowboys wins, today we're going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the Redskins on Thursday Night Football.
Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.
Unfortunately, this game was not exactly a hotbed of commenting activity across the SB Nation football blogs. Perhaps there wasn't much interest in watching two down-on-their-luck teams fight it out, perhaps the declining popularity of TNF played a role. Whatever the reason, we couldn't care less, and proceed as usual with a recap of the Redskins game, in the words of Redskins fans - and some other fans thrown in for good measure.
Enjoy.
| First Quarter | |
| Redskins | Some of the players have to be nervous. Heck, I might have to go puke before the game, and I’m not even playing. |
| Posted by willster on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:03 PM | |
| Redskins | Welp, Dungy and Harrison both picked the Redskins to win. That doesn’t help my nerves at all. |
| Posted by willster on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:16 PM | |
| Redskins | Everyone on NFL Network picked the Redskins except for dumbass Irvin |
| Posted by Gibbs4potus on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:18 PM | |
| KICKOFF | |
| Redskins | Zach Brown and Ryan Kerrigan are going to steal some souls tonight! |
| Posted by Diesel44 on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:28 PM | |
| Redskins | I'm redheaded, I should be ok |
| Posted by DenverHank on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:29 PM | |
| DAL Punt | |
| Redskins | 3 and out! |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:29 PM | |
| Redskins | Nice stop D |
| Posted by Turtle Roar on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:29 PM | |
| Redskins | Good stop defense! |
| Posted by ga8085 on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:29 PM | |
| Bears | Jason Garrett phoned Fox and said "what you got". Fox says Run Run Pass Punt. "Ok I’ll do that first drive" |
| Posted by Bear Guy on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:31 PM | |
| WAS Punt | |
| Eagles | I really think this Redskins team is going to blowout Dallas |
| Posted by Matt Pecor on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:33 PM | |
| Redskins | I’m pissed it’s not 10-0 yet!! Who’s Dak’s backup? I wanna see him tonight!!! |
| Posted by CJHutch on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:34 PM | |
| Redskins | With his hair, Cole Beasley looks like he should be playing hockey in 1993 |
| Posted by The_Viking on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:34 PM | |
| Eagles | Receivers not helping Dak |
| Posted by Greasy Meale on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:36 PM | |
| Redskins | 3rd and long, get off the field boys |
| Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:37 PM | |
| Redskins | HUGE SACK! |
| Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:37 PM | |
| Redskins | Saaack daaak |
| Posted by SkinsNJ on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:37 PM | |
| Redskins | Prescott Pretzel |
| Posted by WMdSkinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:37 PM | |
| DAL Punt | |
| Texans | I feel conflicted. I like Dak and am pulling for him to un-slump himself, but at the same time I still want the Cowboys to lose. |
| Posted by AussieTexansFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:38 PM | |
| Redskins | Points are a must here. |
| Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:38 PM | |
| Redskins | Go deep on that bum secondary! |
| Posted by ga8085 on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:38 PM | |
| Redskins | We need to put Dallas away early, don’t mess around like the Giants game |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:39 PM | |
| (6:09) K.Cousins pass INTERCEPTED by J.Heath | |
| Redskins | No 7 points. No 3 points. No nothing. |
| Posted by 1052skins on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:45 PM | |
| Eagles | That guy looks like he was suprised that he caught it. Make that man a WR, Garrett! |
| Posted by cryptospook on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:45 PM | |
| Redskins | From them shooting themselves to us shooting ourselves. Thats why its gonna be nearly impossible to win out. |
| Posted by burgundyNgold on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:47 PM | |
| Redskins | Scared to let Crowder receive punts now. |
| Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:48 PM | |
| (4:37) DAL punts, J.Crowder FUMBLES. RECOVERED by DAL-L.Ladouceur | |
| Redskins | OMG ! Crowder again |
| Posted by BarNunn on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:49 PM | |
| Redskins | Hand them the win |
| Posted by burgundyNgold on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:50 PM | |
| Redskins | NEVER let Crowder return another punt |
| Posted by Marooook! on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:50 PM | |
| Eagles | Do you think Dallas will get a first down in this half? |
| Posted by Santa Deserved It on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:50 PM | |
| Eagles | Collinsworth: "This Dallas o-line is a little banged up." Then proceeds to mention that every one of their starters is presently in the game. Unreal. |
| Posted by 46RockBlitz on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:51 PM | |
| Redskins | Jerruh must be paying Crowder to throw the game |
| Posted by ga8085 on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:51 PM | |
| Redskins | 4th straight 3 and out. |
| Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:52 PM | |
| Redskins | Thank goodness the Cowboys offense is pure doodoo |
| Posted by ga8085 on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:52 PM | |
| Redskins | This Cowboys offense might be worse than the Giants lol |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:52 PM | |
| DAL Punt | |
| Redskins | Remember when we used to have BIG plays? |
| Posted by CJHutch on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:58 PM | |
| Redskins | Convert here, start a drive. |
| Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:58 PM | |
| Eagles | All those stats for Cousins and he still doesn’t win |
| Posted by Santa Deserved It on Nov 30, 2017 | 8:59 PM | |
| WAS Punt | |
| Jets | If this goes into Halftime 0 - 0. I’m going to have to find something else to do. |
| Posted by Dennis J. Marfia on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:00 PM | |
| Redskins | What was the over/under on this game? Whatever it was I should have taken the under. |
| Posted by The_Viking on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:01 PM | |
| Second Quarter | |
| Redskins | Cant expect the D to stop them every drive. Offense gotta get in the game. |
| Posted by burgundyNgold on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:04 PM | |
| Redskins | Gonna be a long game |
| Posted by Asmaki on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:05 PM | |
| Browns | Close one there, but Dak threaded it to Dez. |
| Posted by Crawford_T on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:09 PM | |
| Redskins | America's Team is on the roll!!! |
| Posted by Ark :D on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:09 PM | |
| Redskins | I guess 30 yards counts for on a roll for them lately |
| Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:10 PM | |
| Browns | Good running by Morris, almost got caught in the backfield but evaded it and made a good gain. |
| Posted by Crawford_T on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:12 PM | |
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(10:47) D.Prescott pass short middle to J.Witten for 8 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 7 - Redskins 0 |
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| Redskins | Pathetic start to a must win game |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:12 PM | |
| Eagles | I’m not happy. I wanted the Cowboys to get embarrassed again. |
| Posted by Elliptical Man on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:14 PM | |
| Eagles | No need to panic guys. Remember that Dallas flops in the second half. A grand total of 6 points in the past 3 games in the 2nd half. |
| Posted by RecarTabmok on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:14 PM | |
| Redskins | Same old same old year in and year out. Almost feel sorry for Snyder owning this hot mess |
| Posted by shally on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:15 PM | |
| Redskins | Snyder is the only constant. He’s the hot mess |
| Posted by Diesel44 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:15 PM | |
| Redskins | Never feel sorry for Snyder |
| Posted by burgundyNgold on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:15 PM | |
| Redskins | We will lose this game somehow. This just feels like one of "those games" where we are in a critical situation and lay an egg. |
| Posted by DCgoals on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:20 PM | |
| Redskins | David Irving is eating Bergstrom's lunch. My goodness. |
| Posted by dg28 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:21 PM | |
| Redskins | We're saving all our points for the second half |
| Posted by Turtle Roar on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:21 PM | |
| (9:53) K.Cousins sacked (D.Lawrence). FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-M.Collins | |
| Redskins | Wow are we going to get blown out |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:22 PM | |
| Redskins | Difference is in the lines. They are dominating |
| Posted by shally on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:23 PM | |
| Redskins | Dallas is not NYG. They came to play and we did not. This is looking like a loss unless our D gets stops and scores. |
| Posted by willbull on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:23 PM | |
| Jets | DeMarcus Lawrence is having a sick year |
| Posted by Broadway Jose on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:24 PM | |
| Eagles | A broom could average 4.5+ YPC behind this o-line. I never want to hear another word about Elliott being out. That’s a load of crap. |
| Posted by 46RockBlitz on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:25 PM | |
| Redskins | Stop them here! |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:25 PM | |
| Redskins | I'm ok with a FG here... |
| Posted by burgundyNgold on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:25 PM | |
| Redskins | If we can hold them to an FG I'll call it a win. |
| Posted by DCgoals on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:26 PM | |
| Redskins | Remember when Dallas drafted DeMarcus Lawrence with the pick we traded to them? Pepperidge Farms remembers. |
| Posted by dg28 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:27 PM | |
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(5:33) D.Bailey 24 yard field goal is GOOD Cowboys 10 - Redskins 0 |
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| Redskins | Establish a drive please |
| Posted by burgundyNgold on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:30 PM | |
| Redskins | We got time and we got Cousins. |
| Posted by Trent'sHogs on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:30 PM | |
| Redskins | Pound the rock, pound the rock, pound the rock, pound the rock, pound the rock, pound the rock. |
| Posted by WMdSkinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:32 PM | |
| Redskins | I will fire Gruden now |
| Posted by aamir_rono on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:32 PM | |
| Redskins | 3 and out. Wonderful |
| Posted by Devils Score!! on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:32 PM | |
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(4:06) WAS punts 55 yards to DAL 17, R.Switzer for 83 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 17 - Redskins 0 |
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| Redskins | Wow! Once a game goes south it's hard to turn around |
| Posted by BarNunn on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:33 PM | |
| Browns | Wow. Dallas really opening this one up now. Hella punt return. |
| Posted by Crawford_T on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:33 PM | |
| Redskins | Its been a while since I’ve been really embarrassed to watch a Skins game. Very sad. |
| Posted by ga8085 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:34 PM | |
| Eagles | Luckiest thing that could've happened to Dallas right there. Now they don’t have to play Rush. |
| Posted by Jack66 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:34 PM | |
| Browns | Wow! What a return by Switzer! |
| Posted by Legoman0721 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:34 PM | |
| Redskins | Skins offense making Dallas D look like 85 Bears. Now Ryan Switzer looks like Devin Hester…. |
| Posted by mambocowboy on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:34 PM | |
| Panthers | Redskins gonna Redskins |
| Posted by robobzzoy on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:34 PM | |
| Browns | That dude can move |
| Posted by Suke21 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:34 PM | |
| Redskins | Wow, getting blown out by a team that scored 7pts a game the last three games. |
| Posted by hiphopfan85 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:35 PM | |
| Browns | That was a great TD return. |
| Posted by The Outside Shot Underdawg on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:35 PM | |
| Redskins | Well, at least this isn't an important game |
| Posted by idigl7220 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:36 PM | |
| Redskins | How is this team so unprepared? What do they do all week in practice? |
| Posted by Redskin44 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:36 PM | |
| Redskins | I’d like to see Dan Snyder’s look on his face right now lol |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:39 PM | |
| Redskins | Dan Snyder currently looking up on google: "Can you forfeit an NFL game?" |
| Posted by Devils Score!! on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:40 PM | |
| Redskins | All of you playoff dreamers get over it. The Giants were just worse than us. |
| Posted by handyman434 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:42 PM | |
| Redskins | Comeback like the Tampa game? |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:42 PM | |
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(1:02) K.Cousins pass to R.Grant for 20 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 17 - Redskins 7 |
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| Redskins | EMOTION ROLLERCOASTER HERE IT COMES |
| Posted by Turtle Roar on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:46 PM | |
| Redskins | A two minute drive ending in points? By our team? Shocking. |
| Posted by dg28 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:47 PM | |
| Panthers | Elimination game. And Dallas is the only team playing like it |
| Posted by Pantherbro13 on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:53 PM | |
| Redskins | We can overcome 10 points guys, we can do it |
| Posted by Turtle Roar on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:53 PM | |
| Redskins | 17-7 at halftime. |
| Posted by Devils Score!! on Nov 30, 2017 | 9:53 PM | |
| Third Quarter | |
| Redskins | We have a chance now. We don’t have a double digit lead, Dallas didn’t score before the half, Dak’s hand is hurt, but the down side is we still have Gruden as a coach and Crowder on the take. |
| Posted by handyman434 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:02 PM | |
| Redskins | 3 turnovers and a punt return TD. Amazing we are only down 10 |
| Posted by willbull on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:05 PM | |
| Redskins | Cousins is getting no protection |
| Posted by murtd1 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:09 PM | |
| Eagles | This Redskins O-line needs a bit of protein or something. |
| Posted by nakamura101 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:10 PM | |
| WAS Punt | |
| Redskins | D has to win this game. The O is done. |
| Posted by horatius on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:12 PM | |
| Redskins | We need a pick 6 |
| Posted by jadalameddine on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:12 PM | |
| Redskins | D has to make a play for us to comeback |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:12 PM | |
| Redskins | We should be blitzing every play to get at Dak |
| Posted by handyman434 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:14 PM | |
| Redskins | They are pushing our D line 5 yards back every time |
| Posted by handyman434 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:16 PM | |
| DAL Punt | |
| Redskins | We need quick short passes and screens. Dallas is stacking the box and bringing pressure. |
| Posted by handyman434 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:18 PM | |
| Redskins | Can only check it down so many times |
| Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:24 PM | |
| Redskins | Yet another checkdown to Marshall on 3rd down. How many is that? At least 3 I've counted |
| Posted by DenverHank on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:25 PM | |
| Redskins | We make this Cowboys defense look elite |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:26 PM | |
| WAS Punt | |
| Redskins | Their O line is destroying us |
| Posted by burgundyNgold on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:30 PM | |
| Redskins | Nothing like a down on their luck team playing against the Redskins and getting their mojo back, happens at least 6-7 times a year. |
| Posted by bppjr on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:31 PM | |
| Redskins | Stop the run. I think they're going to keep running |
| Posted by Turtle Roar on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:31 PM | |
| Redskins | They are marching down the field with no resistance |
| Posted by burgundyNgold on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:34 PM | |
| Redskins | Where’s Mark Brunell and Santana Moss when you need them |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:34 PM | |
| Fourth Quarter | |
| Redskins | Games like this are so depressing, gonna ruin my mood for the whole weekend |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:36 PM | |
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(15:00) D.Prescott pass to D.Bryant for 13 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 24 - Redskins 7 |
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| Redskins | Dez eating Breeland's lunch. |
| Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:37 PM | |
| Redskins | Lunch, breakfast, dinner, brunch, midnight snack, afternoon snack, and the candies he had hidden in his bedroom drawer. |
| Posted by bppjr on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:37 PM | |
| Redskins | Maybe Doctson can watch Dez's highlight reels on how to catch a ball? |
| Posted by handyman434 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:37 PM | |
| Redskins | We fixed the Cowboys problems |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:37 PM | |
| Panthers | Dez is one of the best at going up and getting the ball |
| Posted by rscott94 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:38 PM | |
| Redskins | When people said we were going 6-0 down the stretch |
| Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:39 PM | |
| Redskins | I won’t be watching any ESPN or nfl network for a couple weeks |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:39 PM | |
| Redskins | We can't overcome that big of a lead tonight. Dallas taking it to us big time. |
| Posted by Trent'sHogs on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:39 PM | |
| Redskins | Time for Cousins garbage time stats |
| Posted by birdbrain77 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:44 PM | |
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(11:35) K.Cousins pass to J.Doctson for 14 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 24 - Redskins 14 |
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| Redskins | Why didn't we do this in the opening 3 drives! |
| Posted by jadalameddine on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:44 PM | |
| Redskins | Dallas must've played a different defense this series |
| Posted by dg28 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:45 PM | |
| Redskins | Come on D, there's still time. Stop the run. |
| Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:50 PM | |
| Redskins | Come on Skins. Keep letting Alfred Morris tear up our defense. Woo hoo! |
| Posted by Devils Score!! on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:50 PM | |
| Redskins | Might as well roll out the red carpet. Here sir, right this way. Respect! |
| Posted by burgundyNgold on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:51 PM | |
| Texans | Interior of Dallas is dominating. |
| Posted by s.a.houstonfan2002 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:51 PM | |
| Redskins | This is personal for Morris. |
| Posted by MAJSkinsfan on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:52 PM | |
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(4:59) A.Morris left tackle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 31 - Redskins 14 |
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| Redskins | Man if only we had the highest paid corner in football to cover a receiver like dez bryant in the end zone. Oh well |
| Posted by idigl7220 on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:59 PM | |
| Saints | The way the Cowboys have taken apart the Skins has to be a little bit concerning to how the Saints barely escaped with a win against the Skins |
| Posted by MardiGrasDeac on Nov 30, 2017 | 10:59 PM | |
| Redskins | Fire this coaching staff already. Enough |
| Posted by SkinsNJ on Nov 30, 2017 | 11:00 PM | |
| Browns | Figured WAS would win this game. It’s barely been close. |
| Posted by The Outside Shot Underdawg on Nov 30, 2017 | 11:00 PM | |
| Redskins | If I was Alf, I’d give Gruden my game ball. |
| Posted by CJHutch on Nov 30, 2017 | 11:01 PM | |
| Redskins | Fitting that Alf is the one to finish us off and effectively end the season...I just want to give a shout out to Dan and Bruce…. this disaster wouldn’t be possible if it wasn’t for you. Hats off to you gents, you have really outdone yourselves. |
| Posted by Sgt_Redskin_In_A_Rush on Nov 30, 2017 | 11:02 PM | |
| Redskins | David Irving hit Cousins so hard, Lawrence got hurt |
| Posted by dg28 on Nov 30, 2017 | 11:06 PM | |
| (4:27) K.Cousins pass INTERCEPTED by A.Brown. | |
| Redskins | Welp, goodnight everyone, that’s all the abuse I can handle in one night |
| Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 30, 2017 | 11:10 PM | |
| Redskins | I would have commented sooner, but I’ve been throwing up from watching this game |
| Posted by sloopdawgg on Nov 30, 2017 | 11:12 PM | |
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(2:41) R.Smith left guard for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 38 - Redskins 14 |
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| Redskins | Jay Gruden= Jeff Fisher |
| Posted by Dr. Who on Nov 30, 2017 | 11:28 PM | |
| Redskins | Kirk is counting the minutes till he can leave this garbage fire of an organization |
| Posted by idigl7220 on Nov 30, 2017 | 11:28 PM | |
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