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Savor every last detail of Sunday's game as you read what other fans had to say as they watched the Cowboys outlast the Raiders.

Dallas Cowboys v Oakland Raiders Photo by Don Feria/Getty Images

As we like to do after Cowboys wins, today we're going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys outlast the Raiders on Sunday Night Football.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

This version of TTN is a little later than usual, I hope the extra wait makes it all the sweeter.

Enjoy.

First Quarter
Raiders Man, I was so pumped for this game. In August.
Posted by The Shaman on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:00 PM
KICKOFF
Eagles Cole Beasley looks like a guy I would give a dollar to in Kensington.
Posted by Phillyguy413 on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:33 PM
Raiders Offensive PI, no worries just give them 20 yards the next play.
Posted by smov_operator on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:35 PM
Raiders 2nd-and-15 …and we allow the 1st down. Bad start.
Posted by southernbornkiller on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:35 PM
Raiders I smell blood, and it’s ours.
Posted by osaji922 on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:36 PM
Eagles Crap even Old man Witten got a catch. Raiders D better step it up. Who am I kidding. We getting no help from Dallas.
Posted by Borg_Queen on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:36 PM
(10:47) D.Prescott pass intended for D.Bryant INTERCEPTED
Raiders Smith!! Now he can suddenly play defense?
Posted by smov_operator on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:37 PM
Raiders Needed that one!
Posted by Silver&BlacknVa on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:37 PM
Raiders Sean Smith INT, this is our 2nd of the year, right?
Posted by Mighty Morphin Power Raider on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:38 PM
Eagles That INT only happened cause Sean Lee went to take a leak.
Posted by DaBirds20 on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:38 PM
Raiders Not a clutch pass by Carr on 3rd down.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:41 PM
Raiders Oh noes, the offense sucks again.
Posted by RaiderPride20 on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:41 PM
(9:12) OAK Punt
Raiders They're ripping our D.
Posted by southernbornkiller on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:47 PM
Chiefs The Steelers site makes for some good schadenfreude.
Posted by El_Duque86 on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:47 PM
Raiders This is like the 3rd time they run for like 10+ lol. And it’s halfway through the first quarter.
Posted by RaiderPride20 on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:48 PM
Raiders Do you guys have defensive linemen playing tonite?
Posted by KoolTA on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:48 PM
Raiders … Khalil Mack. And 3 traffic cones.
Posted by RaiderPride20 on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:48 PM
Eagles I can say with authority, Jason Garrett is a borg drone.
Posted by Borg_Queen on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:49 PM
Eagles … That’s a good way to poison the whole collective.
Posted by glitchytsuki on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:49 PM
(5:01) D.Bailey 45 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 3 - Raiders 0
Raiders Held them to 'only' 3 points.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:51 PM
Raiders At least we ran on 2nd and 1 for once.
Posted by SlcRaider801 on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:56 PM
Raiders ...and almost gained yardage.
Posted by Silverder on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:57 PM
Raiders What happened to throwing the ball downfield...what happened to we are going to let it rip this week...lol...
Posted by JSNOOP61 on Dec 17, 2017 | 8:57 PM
(4:00) OAK Punt
Raiders 1st and 5 = three and out.
Posted by Silverder on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:00 PM
Raiders Lol. It's like watching Alabama vs a Pop Warner team.
Posted by Assassin32 on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:05 PM
Raiders 7 first downs to 0.
Posted by smov_operator on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:05 PM
Raiders I see we're positioning ourselves for the draft.
Posted by CenCalRN4L on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:05 PM
Raiders 135 yards to 7.
Posted by 80sR8dr on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:05 PM

Second Quarter
Raiders Jumping Jehosaphat! We’re getting carved up!
Posted by HbgRaider on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:07 PM
(14:07) R.Smith up the middle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 10 - Raiders 0
Raiders Debacle.
Posted by Beerdevil on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:11 PM
Raiders My station cut away before the TD to show a commercial. Thanks for protecting my feelings, I guess?
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:11 PM
Raiders Heck, we're so awful, we could go two and out.
Posted by TheNemesisProject on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:13 PM
Raiders Carr looks like he needs a sports psychologist. I don't know what the heck's wrong with him. I don't know what's going on with the team.
Posted by osaji922 on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:15 PM
Raiders You can hear the fans yelling at Oakland players.
Posted by Silver&BlacknVa on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:16 PM
Raiders Where the heck was Derek throwing, lol.
Posted by Dragon Luffy on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:19 PM
Raiders Nice throw into triple coverage.
Posted by AustexRaider on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:19 PM
Raiders Sean Lee knows our offense better than OC Todd Downing.
Posted by StrongAsOAK on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:21 PM
Raiders Cowboys are destroying this ZBS crap.
Posted by smov_operator on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:22 PM
Bengals Carr just isn't the same after all the injuries.
Posted by Deeezy on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:22 PM
Raiders Need 8. Throw for 7. Typical.
Posted by dbillblood on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:24 PM
Raiders Why are they not running routes atleast to sticks? Football 101.
Posted by KMack916 on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:24 PM
Raiders ... well the D set up at the sticks there. Again looked like they knew what we where running before we even lined up.
Posted by dbillblood on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:24 PM
(8:20) OAK Punt
Raiders To the Raiders, a successful drive ends with a punt inside the opponent's 20.
Posted by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:25 PM
Eagles If the Raiders put up 30 on us next week...Yikes
Posted by AJAYIandBARNETTforSLEEVESLMAO on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:25 PM
Chiefs Stupid Raiders!!! HAHAHAHAHA. Way to bail out a team dealing with a 3rd & 11.
Posted by SDNativeinTX on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:30 PM
Falcons I wish we had a Sean Lee on our defense.
Posted by mysticbassist on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:30 PM
Raiders Jack del Rio contributes to this team by calling time outs to bitch at refs.
Posted by StrongAsOAK on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:31 PM
Raiders There's no 3rd down that's too long for this defense.
Posted by withakay on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:33 PM
Raiders OMG what is happening??? Get a stop.
Posted by Babywater98 on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:33 PM
Raiders … you new? 3rd-and-long is our worst distance.
Posted by Silverder on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:34 PM
(3:12) DAL Punt
Raiders We got the momentum now so we are going to drive down the field and kick a field goal at best.
Posted by StrongAsOAK on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:37 PM
Raiders I take Al Michael's hairline more seriously than Downing’s playcalling.
Posted by MrBungle on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:38 PM
Raiders Todd Downing's offense has more broken screens than the windows and doors of a sketchy trailer park.
Posted by Robby Johnson on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:38 PM
Raiders A QB SNEAK!!! WOW!!! Never thought I’d see the day.
Posted by withakay on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:39 PM
Raiders I have never seen a team like this one that just plays for field goals, all the damn time!!
Posted by JSNOOP61 on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:47 PM
Raiders I keep refreshing the site to see if Jack Del Rio has been fired in the middle of the game.
Posted by osaji922 on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:48 PM
Raiders Can't stand how the pocket seems to collapse this year every play that Carr doesn't get rid of it in less than a second.
Posted by RaiderPride20 on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:49 PM
(:14) D.Carr pass to J.Cook, TOUCHDOWN NULLIFIED by Penalty.
Raiders Ha! Wow… Unbelievable.
Posted by Nogamejames on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:50 PM
Raiders Hahaha.
Posted by oMetric on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:52 PM
(:03) G.Tavecchio 39 yard field goal is No Good.
Raiders Refs doing the normal, nothing new, man the league really hated Al.
Posted by njccc on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:53 PM
Raiders Play the Benny Hill music.
Posted by Babywater98 on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:53 PM
Chiefs OakLOLand Raiders.
Posted by Tarkus on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:53 PM
Eagles Raiders are completely inept. Watch them come in and look all world next Monday Night.
Posted by Eagle81haslanded on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:53 PM
Raiders Who else can't wait for this season to be over?
Posted by smov_operator on Dec 17, 2017 | 9:55 PM

Third Quarter
D.Bailey kicks 65 yards from DAL 35 to OAK 0. C.Patterson for 100 yards,
TOUCHDOWN NULLIFIED by Penalty.
Raiders Of course a freaking flag lol.
Posted by SlcRaider801 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:06 PM
Raiders Ay, caramba, this is just getting worse.
Posted by RaiderJunkie81 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:07 PM
Raiders Of COURSE it's coming back.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:07 PM
Chiefs Jack Del Rio always looks like he just got done crying...
Posted by dave9600 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:07 PM
Raiders This game has basically been Marshawn vs the Cowboys. I’ll cheer for Marshawn all day, but damn, where’s the rest of the offense?
Posted by John N. Dillon on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:10 PM
Raiders Look how giddy the refs are to call a penalty on us.
Posted by KMack916 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:11 PM
Raiders Even the refs are laughing at us, wonderful.
Posted by Darksideraiderfan93 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:11 PM
49ers This once potent offense is a shell of itself. Carr looks like a shell of himself.
Posted by ab612 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:12 PM
Raiders Wow, Carr with a run. Longest play of the game.
Posted by Silver&BlacknVa on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:14 PM
Chiefs When did Carr get wheels??
Posted by WaywerdSon on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:14 PM
Chiefs … I think fear was main source of propulsion on that one
Posted by SDNativeinTX on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:14 PM
(8:08) D.Carr pass to M.Crabtree for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 10 - Raiders 7
Raiders We might actually show some life tonight.
Posted by CenCalRN4L on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:16 PM
Raiders Almost looked competent on that drive, lmao.
Posted by dbillblood on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:17 PM
Raiders Feeling like a momentum swing.
Posted by Deadlight on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:21 PM
(7:19) D.Prescott pass intended for C.Beasley INTERCEPTED by S.Smith
Raiders Did that just happen? Haha.
Posted by withakay on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:22 PM
Raiders What a start to the second half. Pound it in the end zone now and let’s get a lead.
Posted by PDXPapaG on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:24 PM
Raiders Sean Smith has as many INTs in this game as the rest of the Raiders all season.
Posted by withakay on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:25 PM
Raiders Another freaking screen on 3rd-and-9.
Posted by Silverder on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:27 PM
Raiders Bad Playcalling. But at least we can tie the game now.
Posted by Babywater98 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:27 PM
Raiders INT then crappy play calling by Downing to mess it up.
Posted by KMack916 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:27 PM
(6:18) Oakland field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 10 - Raiders 10
Raiders Phewwww that could have been a first down... close to a big pass.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:32 PM
(4:45) (4th-and-11, DAL 24: Punt formation)
C.Jones ran ob at DAL 48 for 24 yards.
Raiders Woooooooooooow.
Posted by oMetric on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:33 PM
Raiders Thanks, special teams coaching. Way to give him plenty of room with two returners back.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:33 PM
Raiders Ah man that kills me.
Posted by DodgezBullets on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:34 PM
Raiders Out coached there.
Posted by Traider on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:34 PM
Chiefs Garrett’s cajones don’t fit in ATT stadium.
Posted by El_Duque86 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:34 PM
Lions It’s awfully nice to still be discussing playoff scenarios while the folks over at Acmepackingcompany are firing up their mock draft articles.
Posted by LogicalFallacy on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:34 PM
Eagles Since when does Sean Lee play punter too? Boy can run.
Posted by djroman on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:34 PM
Chiefs Garrett has a pair of brass ones to call a fake in that situation.
Posted by ForeverRanger91 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:37 PM
(:53) D.Prescott scrambles up the middle for 5 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 17 - Raiders 10
Raiders They are smashing us, too.
Posted by Porcupine on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:40 PM
Raiders You gotta be freaking kidding me. ALL DAY to throw…then he can run it in untouched. Unreal.
Posted by torindorn4life on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:41 PM
Browns Darn. Cowboys have retaken the lead.
Posted by Crawford_T on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:41 PM
D.Bailey kicks 62 yards to OAK 3.
C.Patterson FUMBLES (A.Brown), ball out of bounds at OAK 47
Raiders Patterson is great at fumbling out of bounds, lol.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:44 PM
Raiders Why do we have two guys back on punt returns when we probably average about 5 damn yards a return...really?
Posted by JSNOOP61 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:44 PM
Raiders …. Duhh. So the front man can jump on the fumble.
Posted by SlcRaider801 on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:45 PM
Raiders Ah, the old one yard screen play.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:48 PM

Fourth Quarter
Raiders The Raiders fooled us! How dare they throw downfield on 3rd and long?
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:51 PM
Raiders TD time, now.
Posted by njccc on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:55 PM
Raiders See how Dallas gang tackles?
Posted by MISSIONARYRAIDER on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:56 PM
Raiders A whole yard ahead of the refs mark!
Posted by infinateraiderfan on Dec 17, 2017 | 10:57 PM
(10:40) (Shotgun) D.Carr pass to M.Crabtree for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 17 - Raiders 17
Raiders TD Raiders!
Posted by Old Salt Spinning a Yarn on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:02 PM
Raiders All right, it's pretty good that we're actually tied in this game. Considering how things have gone.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:02 PM
Raiders Carr looks like he's getting his confidence back.
Posted by oMetric on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:03 PM
Raiders Time for Mack, Irvin.
Posted by Raiderfn24 on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:05 PM
Raiders Defense held!
Posted by MISSIONARYRAIDER on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:09 PM
Raiders WATCH THE FAKE PUNT!
Posted by hamsterwmca on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:09 PM
(8:15) DAL Punt
Raiders If there was a time for an extended drive. This would be it. Our offense seems to be tailor made for this situation…
Posted by torindorn4life on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:12 PM
Raiders If every Raider played as hard as Lynch, we'd have a winning record.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:14 PM
Raiders Drops drops drops drops drops drops drops
Posted by Ro_baby on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:15 PM
(6:42) OAK Punt
(5:06) 4th-and-1 on DAL 39: D.Prescott up the middle to DAL 40 for 1 yard.
Raiders They're going to have to measure if that spot stands.
Posted by hamsterwmca on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:23 PM
Raiders That was short. No way he made the line.
Posted by PDXPapaG on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:23 PM
Browns Dallas playoffs hopes on this 4th down try.
Posted by Poppawolf on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:23 PM
Raiders What??? The paper had a gap!!
Posted by PDXPapaG on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:24 PM
Raiders Well that was the craziest thing I ever did see, lol.
Posted by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:25 PM
Raiders WHAT? That’s it. Dallas is gonna march this all the way with no time left.
Posted by ctokes on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:25 PM
Chiefs Dang, that's the closest 1st down I've ever seen.
Posted by wustl_chiefs_fan on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:25 PM
Eagles Made it by the thickness of a Jerry Jones check!
Posted by 17thandShunk on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:25 PM
Raiders I repeat it, but the card was folded in half and had at least a half-inch gap between the sides.
Posted by PDXPapaG on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:26 PM
Browns Holy cow! Dez with a great catch!
Posted by Crawford_T on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:26 PM
Chiefs Index card lmaooo
Posted by RealisticChiefsFan on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:26 PM
49ers That first down check, lmao. Double folded paper to make sure its a first down, crazy, never seen that before.
Posted by ThatNinerFan on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:26 PM
Raiders Why let it go down to 2min warning?
Posted by KMack916 on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:28 PM
Raiders There was 8 minutes on the clock at the start of this Cowboys drive.
Posted by Oceanside Raider on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:29 PM
Raiders We're gonna get beaten by a freaking index card. I’ve seen it all.
Posted by torindorn4life on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:29 PM
Raiders The most hilarious thing about the fake spot and the folder paper is the NFL pretending they could tell in the pile exactly where the ball ended up.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:31 PM
(1:47) D.Bailey 19 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 20 - Raiders 17
Raiders Got a shot here, win it.
Posted by njccc on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:34 PM
Raiders OK time for Carr to shut the haters up.
Posted by TD Rader on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:34 PM
Browns Dallas takes the lead. Carr has enough time to lead a drive though, see if he can get it done.
Posted by Crawford_T on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:34 PM
Raiders Really? 5 yd pass in the middle of the field?
Posted by Old Salt Spinning a Yarn on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:37 PM
(1:05) D.Carr pass incomplete to S.Roberts (dropped by A.Brown).
Raiders 3rd dropped pick today vs. Carr.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:38 PM
49ers This is to save their season basically.
Posted by ab612 on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:38 PM
(1:01) 4th-and-10 on OAK 30: D.Carr pass incomplete to M.Crabtree.
PENALTY on DAL-J.Lewis, Defensive Pass Interference, 55 yards
Raiders Good job getting the PI, Crabs!
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:39 PM
Raiders Bailed out! Keeping hope alive. 55 yard penalty.
Posted by Oceanside Raider on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:40 PM
49ers Refs just bailed out the Raiders on a terrible play.
Posted by Germinator on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:40 PM
Raiders Carr cant see anyone but Crabtree.
Posted by Dew Derty on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:42 PM
Raiders $25 Mill! Earn it Carr!!!
Posted by Raider Dan 51 on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:42 PM
(:39) D.Carr scrambles right end to DAL 1 for 7 yards (J.Heath). FUMBLES (J.Heath), ball out of bounds in End Zone, Touchback.
Raiders … Or fumble the game away
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:44 PM
Raiders NOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by MISSIONARYRAIDER on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:44 PM
Raiders That was heartbreaking.
Posted by Traider on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:44 PM
Lions Oh Derek. You dummy.
Posted by Gigatron9003BucTroll on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:44 PM
Eagles Lol is this a touchback? Lololol.
Posted by persogio on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:44 PM
49ers Perfect ending to the Raiders season.
Posted by Germinator on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:44 PM
Raiders Why did he let the ball go?
Posted by KMack916 on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:45 PM
Raiders … IDK. Maybe a safety whaling on his back while he is diving.
Posted by jameswyatt on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:45 PM
Raiders Derek Carr with stupidest play of the 2017 season.
Posted by bigpimpindonniethelion on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:45 PM
Raiders Trying to be a hero can really bite you in the ass.
Posted by worldblee on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:45 PM
Raiders Had to play hero instead of just getting the first and getting out.
Posted by Ro_baby on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:45 PM
Browns OMG, bad decision by Carr to stretch it…had a first.
Posted by Poppawolf on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:45 PM
Chiefs Stupidest damn rule in football but for the first time ever I am happy it is there.
Posted by ForeverRanger91 on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:45 PM
49ers Dumb Carr.
Posted by ninerminer on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:45 PM
Eagles Carr is an idiot. He didnt need the TD. He had the first.
Posted by Jayblake on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:45 PM
Texans Carr you freaking idiot.
Posted by zeeshan2 on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:46 PM
Chiefs I hate this rule. But I’m happy it exists tonight.
Posted by wustl_chiefs_fan on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:46 PM
Eagles Lol that was such a stupid attempt at a hero play.
Posted by persogio on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:46 PM
Raiders Of all the stupid ways for this stupid game to end, that was the stupidest.
Posted by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2017 | 11:48 PM
49ers That ends an excellent day of football. Now back to complaining about The Last Jedi.
Posted by Germinator on Dec 18, 2017 | 12:02 AM

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