BTB Annual Username Stories

BTB has a history of asking our members what is the reason behind their choice for username. OCC started this back in 1902 and for the past 4 years I've done a fanpost in similar style.

For this third year I'll start out by explaining why I chose DENSA!

Everyone has heard of MENSA. It's a society of people who join a club who have the TOP 10% of IQ in the world. It's very difficult and demanding to join.Since I'm not the brightest bulb in the tool box I felt left out. Especially in today's world of participation trophies and snowflakes.

I wracked my brain (better than balls) to create a society for those that are less endowed in the brain department. Finally it dawned on me! DENSA is a social club for those that are in the bottom 10% of IQ's. We started out strong on membership but because of the Darwin Awards we do have issues.

We've had some great stories in the past and with so many new members I think it's time for us to hear from the new guys and gals!

What say you BTB, what's the story behind your username?

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