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Read what fans of other teams had to say as they were watching the Cowboys beat the Cardinals on Monday Night Football.

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After a tense first half, last night's game turned into an enjoyable affair - at least from a Cowboys perspective. Here's your chance to re-live the Cardinals game from other fans' perspective and understand how other fans view the Dallas Cowboys.

As usual, all quotes below are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

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First Quarter
Redskins What better way to cap off a Football week than the Cowboys getting beaten in primetime.
Posted by NatsBoy on Sep 25, 2017 | 7:57 PM
Cardinals I see tons of Cowboy fans.
Posted by AZCRDZ on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:12 PM
Eagles Dallas -3 seems kinda insane considering how banged up the Cards are.
Posted by mycatsnameismilk on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:17 PM
Falcons Cowboys suck. Cardinals suck less. Gruden is annoying. That’s about all for this game.
Posted by Dean Sibrizzi on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:29 PM
KICKOFF
Eagles Dallas’ secondary is a joke. Palmer should carve them up. Even though he’s hurt. When you’re big acquisition in the secondary is Nate Carroll, that’s all you need to know..
Posted by HeISTheAX on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:39 PM
Eagles I was going to say, if Arians doesn’t challenge this trash secondary all game, then I’d be extremely disappointed. I’d be targeting Jeff Heath’s side of the field deep at least once per drive.
Posted by 46RockBlitz on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:39 PM
(10:06) C.Palmer pass to Ja.Brown for 25 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 0 - Cardinals 7
Chiefs Who is Dallas OC? This run on 1st and 2nd down thing works never…
Posted by Kcbiggyblue on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:43 PM
Eagles I hate Ezekiel Elliott. I wish he would never get another yard.
Posted by TheBigTicket21 on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:47 PM
Cowboys PUNT
Panthers I'm just going to watch this game and get jealous.
Posted by robobzzoy on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:49 PM
Eagles I'm a bit confused, all these teams I see getting yardage on screen passes – i was under the impression that it was very hard to do that?
Posted by SportsNerdist on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:49 PM
Jets Sean Lee is a heckava football player
Posted by Crackback on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:52 PM
Cardinals O-line looks good so far..
Posted by Skii on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:55 PM
Eagles Is Andy out there wearing a Bruce Arians costume?
Posted by phillysports09IMBACKBABY on Sep 25, 2017 | 8:56 PM
Chiefs You guys think we win in Dallas? God I hope so. I won’t be able to stand the banter around here.
Posted by ChiefsFanInDallas25 on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:00 PM

Second Quarter
Arizona field goal is No Good.
Cowboys 0 - Cardinals 7
Eagles Sucks man. All that only for your kicker to miss it.
Posted by rhudej22 on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:07 PM
Eagles Good God. Jon Gruden is in love with the Arizona Cardinals.
Posted by SportsNerdist on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:07 PM
Eagles Gruden is in love with every single football player.
Posted by GhettoVision on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:08 PM
Eagles Welp there goes the game. Three NFC East teams at 2-1.
Posted by phillysports09IMBACKBABY on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:08 PM
Redskins Crap, all that and came away with no points.
Posted by chambers716 on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:08 PM
Cardinals Dawson is clutch.
Posted by rduke8781 on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:08 PM
Giants Absolutely the most classy way any team has handled the events of the weekend. Kudos to Jerry Jones and Cowboys.
Posted by The Blood of Eli on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:09 PM
Eagles Cowboys got problems. Big problems.
Posted by GhettoVision on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:10 PM
Cowboys PUNT
Falcons Dallas does not look like a contender at all...
Posted by FreeTheMan on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:15 PM
Eagles I swear the only team the Cardinals beat up on is us.
Posted by rhudej22 on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:16 PM
Cardinals PUNT
Cardinals Dallas has been completely dominated so far and they're only down 7-0.
Posted by Gilbertsportsfan on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:18 PM
Browns Zeeeeeeeke
Posted by BuenosAires_Dawg on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:21 PM
Eagles Giving the ball to Dez in the backfield is a waste of a play.
Posted by E.O.S on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:26 PM
Cowboys PUNT
Bengals Maybe when some of these Dallas OL come up for FA, we can get one.
Posted by messjunk on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:26 PM
Seahawks What if the Seahawks O-line is better than the Cowboys?
Posted by Mookie Alexander on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:27 PM
Seahawks Mookie you are drunk again.
Posted by PastyWhiteBoy on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:27 PM
Browns Sean Lee. Good God man.
Posted by Legoman0721 on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:30 PM
Browns Nice TFL by Lee.
Posted by Crawford_T on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:31 PM
Eagles Man. This is a pro Cowboys crowd – do the Eagles travel this well to Arizona?
Posted by SportsNerdist on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:31 PM
Cardinals PUNT
(1:16) D.Prescott for 10 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Cardinals 7
Patriots DAGNABBIT DAK, STOP SCORING
Posted by Jamesdevlin on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:38 PM
Cardinals That throw should give them confidence.
Posted by infotalk on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:39 PM
Cardinals Good thing we are ahead due to our awesome special teams.
Posted by DORRITO on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:39 PM
Patriots Geez that flip into the end zone was insane.
Posted by Babachewie on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:39 PM
Chiefs That was a huge TD for Dallas.
Posted by jakeprobst on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:39 PM
Eagles I hate the Cowboys a lot, but I’d be pumped if Wentz did that.
Posted by Joshhhhhhh on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:40 PM
49ers 9ers had the opportunity to draft Dak., but didn't., thanks Baalke !
Posted by BigMar on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:40 PM
Texans That flip looked like a good way to get hurt.
Posted by DRCooper on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:42 PM
Lions I HATE DEMARCUS LAWRENCE!!!
Posted by SmaugsGoldCoin on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:43 PM
Eagles What are the odds the Eagles won't be able to sack Palmer once?
Posted by Kwahu on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:43 PM
Eagles This game started so promisingly, now it’s turning into what I feared - Carson Palmer getting owned.
Posted by rdnzl237 on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:43 PM
Cardinals Lol "They can't block a three-man rush." Whelp.
Posted by A.P. Andes on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:43 PM
Seahawks Arizona cannot block a three-man rush.
Posted by Mookie Alexander on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:44 PM
Cardinals So AZ practiced 25 plays all week and dominated for a quarter.
Posted by Seahawks1985 on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:45 PM
Redskins The Cardinals offensive line is an overflowing bed pan of flu diarrhea.
Posted by iH8dallas on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:49 PM

Third Quarter
Cardinals What a great start Cards had. And now they would be playing from behind with Cowboys starting the half.
Posted by infotalk on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:58 PM
Cardinals Momentum with the Cowboys.
Posted by Monsterdemo on Sep 25, 2017 | 9:59 PM
Bengals Love me some Prescott, dude stands strong and delivers
Posted by Footballhead06 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:00 PM
Cowboys PUNT
Cardinals Another sack.
Posted by Monsterdemo on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:05 PM
Cardinals I told you guys Demarcus Lawrence is a beast
Posted by AZCRDZ on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:06 PM
Seahawks I say Cowboys win by 10
Posted by Electronic strike zone on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:06 PM
Browns Demarcus Lawrence is having a helluva night.
Posted by Legoman0721 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:06 PM
Eagles Cards lost all momentum when the TD was recalled, then the FGA missed. They’ve looked like hot garbage since.
Posted by Eagle81haslanded on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:07 PM
Texans Cowboys have made some major adjustments on D.
Posted by DRCooper on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:07 PM
Cardinals PUNT
Cardinals The Seahawks OL is watching tonight and thinking "This all looks so familiar!"
Posted by JoeCB1991 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:11 PM
(8:42) D.Prescott pass to D.Bryant for 15 yards, TOUCHDOWN .
Cowboys 14 - Cardinals 7
Eagles This is making me nauseous.
Posted by rdnzl237 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:13 PM
Cardinals Wow. All of those guys can’t stop Dez?
Posted by JoeCB1991 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:13 PM
Eagles Wow, unbelievable…Dallas just took their heart #embarrassing.
Posted by Eagle81haslanded on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:13 PM
Eagles Monster touchdown by Bryant, wow.
Posted by terd ferguson's hat on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:14 PM
Bengals HOLY CRAP!!!! DEZ BRYANT BEAST MODE!!!!!
Posted by nobody#1.618 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:14 PM
Browns Wow! Bryant with the incredible effort for the TD.
Posted by Crawford_T on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:14 PM
Seahawks Dez Bryant just broke Patrick Peterson's ankles.
Posted by Mookie Alexander on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:15 PM
Cardinals That was a defensive embarrassment.
Posted by krehbieo on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:17 PM
Chiefs Gruden is most definitely not biased. He loves every player.
Posted by ta2tony21 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:18 PM
Cardinals The Cowboys have an injured secondary and lost Scandrick tonight and we still cant do anything.
Posted by rustynails77 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:21 PM
Cardinals 3rd and 1 we go empty. Can we hate our running game any more? That shows our coaching staff knows our OL is bad.
Posted by AZBuman on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:22 PM
Cardinals Dallas is missing half there team and we're still losing.
Posted by AZCRDZ on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:24 PM
Chiefs Cowboys D starting to make plays. Rebounded pretty well after an awful start.
Posted by jakeprobst on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:26 PM
Cardinals PUNT
Cardinals Their secondary is all rookies or UDFA and no experience. How can our offense not move the ball against that?
Posted by AZBuman on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:27 PM
Bengals Jourdan Lewis playing lights out can’t believe you can get a good CB out of 1st round
Posted by messjunk on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:27 PM
Giants I know Mac drives us crazy. But Bruce Arians is an absolute idiot. This line can’t pass protect at all, and his response is to just not help his tackles with a tight end, but to go empty backfield?
Posted by cactusjack1984 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:27 PM
Giants He'll be out of a job by the end of the year.
Posted by GiantsReignSupreme on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:27 PM
Giants Carson Palmer might be dead before that.
Posted by nyg1956 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:27 PM
Cowboys PUNT
Raiders A damn shame that a wounded Cowboys defense looks better then our crap show… depressing man.
Posted by Richdreams1990 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:31 PM
(3:21) C.Palmer pass to L.Fitzgerald for 15 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - Cardinals 14
Eagles YESSSSS…TD CARDS!!!
Posted by Eagle81haslanded on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:35 PM
Eagles God bless Larry Fitzgerald
Posted by donnie.recine on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:36 PM
Bengals Prescott with a ridiculous throw. Rolls left even though he’s right handed…. Dalton refuses to do that.
Posted by nobody#1.618 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:41 PM
Cowboys PUNT

Fourth Quarter
Cardinals The look of despair on Jason Garrett's face sustains me in dark times
Posted by RedC on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:46 PM
Cardinals PUNT
Cardinals Darn. Lawrence a one-man wrecking crew.
Posted by A.P. Andes on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:48 PM
Chiefs Alright maybe DeMarcus Lawrence is better than I thought.
Posted by NigerianNightmare on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:52 PM
(12:03) D.Prescott pass deep right to B.Butler for 37 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 21 - Cardinals 14
Eagles Who the heck is Brice Butler?
Posted by SportsNerdist on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:54 PM
Eagles I'm jealous of Dak's deep ball accuracy.
Posted by mycatsnameismilk on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:56 PM
Eagles I'm jealous of Dak's O-line...
Posted by HeISTheAX on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:56 PM
Eagles I'm jealous of Dak's hairline...
Posted by mycatsnameismilk on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:56 PM
Bengals Dak Prescott with a bomb!!!! That was an incredible throw…
Posted by nobody#1.618 on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:56 PM
Cardinals I want a mobile QB!!
Posted by AZCRDZ on Sep 25, 2017 | 10:59 PM
Cardinals Wow Dak is good
Posted by CardsNMU on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:00 PM
Arizona 37 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 21 - Cardinals 17
Eagles Cards have faith in their D to get a stop. I’m not seeing it.
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:17 PM
(6:35) D.Prescott pass deep right to B.Butler to ARZ 22 for 53 yards
Seahawks Dak is impressive.
Posted by PickeringPast on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:21 PM
Panthers Man, there have been some incredible plays these last two drives for both teams.
Posted by CheddarFetter on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:23 PM
(5:03) E.Elliott right tackle for 8 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 28 - Cardinals 17
Giants Game about to be over. We're in last place. Very last. Ergh.
Posted by Shep87go on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:23 PM
Eagles Oh man, the Cowboy love is going to be atrocious tomorrow.
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:24 PM
49ers Cardinals are done. Old and busted.
Posted by NothingFiner on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:24 PM
Seahawks I like to see Bruce losing even though the Cowboys are winning.
Posted by PickeringPast on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:24 PM
Browns Cowboys look like they’re starting to get back into things.
Posted by PhatBlastard on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:26 PM
Cardinals PUNT
Panthers Wish we had an O-line like Dallas.
Posted by PantherTry on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:28 PM
Seahawks THE NEW SHERRIFF IN TOWN JUST PUNTED DOWN BY 11!!
Posted by Mookie Alexander on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:28 PM
Cowboys PUNT
Cardinals What makes this game even worse is hearing Gruden gush over the Cowboys.
Posted by AZBuman on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:32 PM
Cardinals End this game Dallas. Palmer needs a rest
Posted by Monsterdemo on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:36 PM
Seahawks Sigh. Benson Mayowa. A guy we should have kept.
Posted by William & Polly on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:36 PM
Cardinals When Gruden makes better decisions than your coach lol
Posted by DORRITO on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:39 PM
Cardinals Awesome.. highlights of our O line being owned..
Posted by StandUpGuy on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:41 PM
Cardinals Demarcus Lawrence, 3 sacks.
Posted by Monsterdemo on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:41 PM
Cardinals ... felt like there was more than that.
Posted by Redbird Thunder on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:42 PM
Cardinals ... and 1 million pressures.
Posted by DORRITO on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:43 PM
Packers Keep hatin' on the Cowboys
Posted by Big-Hoss on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:43 PM
ARZ-4-2-DAL 2 (:40) C.Palmer pass incomplete to J.Gresham (B.Jones).
Browns Byron Jones has had a nice night too.
Posted by Legoman0721 on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:45 PM
Redskins You had one job Arizona.
Posted by YA BAUGHT IT on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:48 PM
Packers You may not like em, but you gotta respect em
Posted by Big-Hoss on Sep 25, 2017 | 11:54 PM

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