Trolling The Nation for Jaguars @ Cowboys: “They’re toying with our defense!”

As we like to do after certain Cowboys wins, today we’re going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys deliver a 40-Burger of Sadness to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

Enjoy.

Pre-Game and First Quarter
Jaguars	Not a great start on offense.
	Posted by hrudey on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:28 PM
Jaguars	Yeah let's pass it short on third down.
	Posted by ltdangoinwylde on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:28 PM
JAC Punts
Jaguars	Not a great start on defense either.
	Posted by hrudey on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:31 PM
Eagles	Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike Dallas any more, they get that clown Mcgregor to hype them up.
	Posted by South Philly JC on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:33 PM
(8:40)DAL 50 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 3 - Jaguars 0
Eagles	Now let's hope the Jags embarrass the JAGs.
	Posted by jXn on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:37 PM
Eagles	Umm, sweety, dont you mean the HotBoyz?
	Posted by Kwahu on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:38 PM
Eagles	Santa, please let the jags score a ton, and wreck Jerry's messed up team. I will give you lots of cookies.
	Posted by Keebler_tree_fort on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:41 PM
Eagles	I hope someone snatches Irving’s chain mid play. Rips that thing right off and chucks it into the crowd…. No, wait, whips him across the face with it first.
	Posted by H2o_34_35_44 on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:42 PM
Eagles	We don't need the Jags getting cute and playing down to the Cowboys level.
	Posted by jXn on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:42 PM
Eagles	Blake Bortles is scheduled to have a good game since he tends to alternate good games with bad ones and he was awful last week. But he didn’t look good on that series…
	Posted by nononono on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:42 PM
Jaguars	Line is a sieve...
	Posted by RebelJag904 on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:42 PM
JAC Punts
Jaguars	Not a great start.
	Posted by JagSoldier on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:42 PM
Jaguars	That doesn't look good boys … we aren’t going anywhere 3 and out followed by another 3 and out.
	Posted by yassageorge on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:42 PM
Jaguars	This offense is looking like toast.
	Posted by ltdangoinwylde on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:43 PM
Jaguars	Not a good start on special teams either. So, other than offense, defense, special teams and coaching, we’re doing great.
	Posted by hrudey on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:43 PM
Eagles	Jags dont look too hot.
	Posted by AJAYIandBARNETTforSLEEVESLMAO on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:44 PM
Seahawks	The Jags sure yap a lot for a team that doesn't look very good.
	Posted by king. on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:44 PM
Jaguars	We're looking like we're going to lose.
	Posted by 1TrillJagsfan on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:44 PM
Jaguars	Beasley wide open.
	Posted by Jaguardian on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:45 PM
Eagles	Um, Jags, stop sucking
	Posted by Keebler_tree_fort on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:46 PM
Eagles	It’s going to be one those games for Dallas.
	Posted by OrlandoBird on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:47 PM
(3:58) D.Prescott pass to M.Gallup for 17 yards, TOUCHDOWN. The play was REVERSED.
Eagles	Nope, didn’t get 2 in. Should be overturned.
	Posted by Broken Ankles on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:48 PM
Jaguars	That's game.
	Posted by ltdangoinwylde on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:48 PM
Jaguars	It's over.
	Posted by 1TrillJagsfan on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:48 PM
Eagles	No TD.
	Posted by Eagles All Day Everyday on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:49 PM
Eagles	What the heck, Jags, where is that D? They should be hammering Dak.
	Posted by jXn on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:49 PM
Seahawks	That's only one foot down! Heck of a catch, anyway, though.
	Posted by The Typical Idiot Fan on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:49 PM
Jaguars	Getting outcoached. Also, their O Line is handling our front seven. This could go very badly.
	Posted by JaxSouthsider on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:50 PM
Jaguars	When we have probably the best defensive personnel in the league and we keep playing a soft zone even in the red zone.
	Posted by shouryas on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:50 PM
Patriots	Ya but.....Ramsey said he was "bringing that bitch home".... Guess he meant his duffle bag?
	Posted by Platinum150 on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:51 PM
(3:52) D.Prescott left end for 17 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 10 - Jaguars 0
Eagles	Only thing worse than an Eagles loss is watching Dallas win.
	Posted by AJAYIandBARNETTforSLEEVESLMAO on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:52 PM
Chiefs	We knocked the swagger out of Jaguars.
	Posted by El_Duque86 on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:52 PM
Eagles	Dak. Making Dallas great again.
	Posted by Borg_Queen on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:53 PM
Eagles	Dak the throwing RB.
	Posted by jXn on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:53 PM
Eagles	Just give Dak the division title already will ya? And the MVP, and a 180 million dollar extension.
	Posted by Justin Goodhart on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:54 PM
Jaguars	How are we letting Dak freakin Prescott look like a Pro Bowl QB.
	Posted by shouryas on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:54 PM
Eagles	I really freaking hate that garbage stadium.
	Posted by Keebler_tree_fort on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:56 PM
Patriots	The Cowboys have two very young, very good LBs. Makes Sean Lee expendable.. give Cowboys a third for him or trade Devin McCourty to make dollars work?
	Posted by Mikesul33830663 on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:56 PM
Eagles	Jaylon Smith doesn’t suck this year.
	Posted by Broken Ankles on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:57 PM
Eagles	Dallas does have a solid defense. Not an elite one, but it’s good enough to win games if the offense doesn’t screw things up too badly.
	Posted by nononono on Oct 14, 2018 | 4:58 PM

Second Quarter
(15:00) B.Bortles sacked for -8 yards (M.Collins).
Jaguars	That luster is wearin off this defense quickly.
	Posted by LoneJaginTennesee on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:00 PM
Jaguars	Expectations for this team make them so frustrating to watch.
	Posted by GeniusButLazy on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:02 PM
JAC Punts
Eagles	Dak’s mobility has been really useful this game.
	Posted by Broken Ankles on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:05 PM
Eagles	Romo doing is usual excellent job announcing.
	Posted by Borg_Queen on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:06 PM
Eagles	Zeke is just annoying as heck!
	Posted by OrlandoBird on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:06 PM
Jaguars	The defense better put a spy on Dak or this will be a long game.
	Posted by Jaguardian on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:06 PM
Eagles	Also, Cowboys O-line is dominating.
	Posted by HesABadMan on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:10 PM
Texans	Zeke Elliott is ripping that "elite" Jags defense.
	Posted by FreedomRide on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:10 PM
Jaguars	No pressure, no coverage, no bueno.
	Posted by hrudey on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:11 PM
(9:34) (Shotgun) D.Prescott pass to C.Beasley for 17 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 17 - Jaguars 0
Eagles	The Jags are making the Cowboys look like the Chiefs or the Rams.
	Posted by nononono on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:12 PM
Jaguars	I'm sick and tired of watching us keep playing soft zone this much cuz Dak is picking it apart right now.
	Posted by shouryas on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:12 PM
Chiefs	I think we broke the Jags.
	Posted by HatCreekCattleCmpny on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:12 PM
Jaguars	They're toying with our defense.
	Posted by Jaguardian on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:13 PM
Texans	That's what an o-line will do for you. Dak’s had time. He’s used it well.
	Posted by HappyHolmes on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:13 PM
Jaguars	They might wanna start covering Beasley.
	Posted by buddy.fisher.338 on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:14 PM
Patriots	Dallas Does Jax.
	Posted by DumpTruck617 on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:14 PM
Eagles	New horror movie: "Dallas Is Winning"
	Posted by Borg_Queen on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:16 PM
Eagles	VCR Only?
	Posted by SakPrescott on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:16 PM
49ers	Jags getting rolled by the Cowboys. That’s a team that if things start to go bad they’re gonna implode very quickly. Should be fun to watch.
	Posted by AndresCantSleep on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:17 PM
Eagles	Remind me not to watch Undisputed tomorrow. Skip Bayless is obnoxious enough when the Cowboys look lousy. He’s going to be 100x worse tomorrow if DAL wins this game in a blowout.
	Posted by nononono on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:17 PM
Jaguars	One more commercial and I start throwing things.
	Posted by Royal Maniac on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:18 PM
Jaguars	This is high school offensive football.
	Posted by Jaguardian on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:19 PM
JAC Punts
Eagles	Dak megacontract after this game from Jerruh. Book it.
	Posted by Jammity Man on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:20 PM
Eagles	Think I’ll go watch the Weather Channel.
	Posted by Borg_Queen on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:22 PM
Seahawks	I'm glad Seattle didn't play this version of Dallas.
	Posted by king. on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:25 PM
Saints	I thought the Jags had a great defense? Where are they?
	Posted by ZipCode70816 on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:26 PM
DAL Punts. PENALTY on JAX. No Play.
Saints	Really Jax, Dallas is shuting you out. SMH
	Posted by metryman on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:28 PM
Jaguars	Dak is killing us!!!
	Posted by Jaguardian on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:29 PM
Eagles	DAL has 14 first downs. JAX has had 16 total plays on offense.
	Posted by nononono on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:30 PM
Eagles	I wonder if the Jax will even come out of the locker room after half-time.
	Posted by Borg_Queen on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:31 PM
Patriots	Jags gonna get murdered today.
	Posted by Michael McDermott on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:31 PM
Jaguars	Hooray. We’re going to lose to the most annoying team in football.
	Posted by cverbra814 on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:32 PM
Eagles	Remember when we thought this would be a great weekend for us since all our divisional opponents where bound to lose? Fun times.
	Posted by Jammity Man on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:34 PM
Jaguars	Beasley looking like Edelman out there.
	Posted by Jaguardian on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:36 PM
Chiefs	Wow...the Jags D looks bad.
	Posted by crujonessKC on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:37 PM
(:47) (Shotgun) D.Prescott pass to C.Beasley for 9 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 24 - Jaguars 0
Jaguars	One week ago Dallas was going to fire their coach, now he is s genius.
	Posted by Jagfluster on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:39 PM
Eagles	Holy Mackrel! JAX sent two freaking rushers and still got beat in coverage. Sad!
	Posted by Jammity Man on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:40 PM
Redskins	This could ruin a perfectly good victory drunk.
	Posted by willster on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:40 PM
Eagles	Jax looking weak. Give Dak that contract Jerru. U know U want to.
	Posted by Borg_Queen on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:41 PM
Eagles	Garrett too please.
	Posted by H2o_34_35_44 on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:41 PM
Eagles	HECK YES! Re-sign Dez while they're at it too!
	Posted by Borg_Queen on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:41 PM
Jaguars	They just ran a 16 play drive. We’ve had 16 plays in the entire half.
	Posted by hrudey on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:41 PM
Jaguars	I guess they didn't hear me about that Beasley guy.
	Posted by buddy.fisher.338 on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:41 PM
Jets	Beasley killing Jags.
	Posted by GoJets!! on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:41 PM
Chiefs	Zeke just crushed Calais Campbell with a chip. Dallas 24-0 on Jax. Suddenly, that defense is not talking.
	Posted by WesternChief on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:41 PM
Seahawks	Jacksonville D getting sliced up like an eyeball in a 70's italian horror movie.
	Posted by sexydeepballs on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:42 PM
Jaguars	9 guys in coverage. And still a wide open receiver for a TD. SMH
	Posted by frostyfire on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:42 PM
Jaguars	Total debacle on every level, from coaching to the punter.
	Posted by wildcard#1 on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:42 PM
Chiefs	So much for the #1 defense.
	Posted by Risebac on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:42 PM
Jaguars	We had to account for Beasley, but we had no answer for him.
	Posted by Jaguardian on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:45 PM
Jets	We sure the Jaguars are actually good?
	Posted by John B on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:45 PM
Redskins	How does that happen?? 9 in end zone coverage but nobody covers Beasley.
	Posted by LA11 on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:50 PM
Jaguars	Remember that drive Dallas didn't score? It was last week.
	Posted by hrudey on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:55 PM

Third Quarter
Seahawks	Jax 64 yards in 1st half. That is just exceptional.
	Posted by sexydeepballs on Oct 14, 2018 | 5:59 PM
Redskins	Time to see if Jax can get their stuff together in the 2nd half.
	Posted by gavalon55 on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:00 PM
DAL Punts
JAC Punts
DALPunts
Giants	I am so depressed watching other games where people are playing actual football and have something to play for.
	Posted by aalok.gandhi on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:16 PM
Jaguars	Yeah time for garbage time stats to improve Bortles stats!
	Posted by Jags4real on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:17 PM
Chiefs	Did I see that right? Does Dallas have no penalties? I call fiddlesticks.
	Posted by Risebac on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:17 PM
(7:39) (Shotgun) B.Bortles pass to D.Westbrook for 34 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 24 - Jaguars 7
Eagles	NFL called Jerruh and said please let Jax score so people do not turn off NFL especially after ratings increase.
	Posted by Borg_Queen on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:20 PM
Chiefs	Jax finally scored.
	Posted by Risebac on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:20 PM
Chiefs	You can't stop Bortles. You can only hope to contain him!
	Posted by Tarkus on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:20 PM
(6:56) D.Prescott scrambles for 28 yards.
Jaguars	Dak, Beasley smokin' us.
	Posted by Jaguardian on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:25 PM
(3:09) DAL 46 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 27 - Jaguars 7
(3:06) B.Bortles pass INTERCEPTED by J.Heath.
Texans	I love the fact the Jags are being humbled. Hate the fact it’s at the hands of the Cowboys.
	Posted by mxtha_fxcka_jonesjr on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:32 PM
Patriots	How on Earth did we lose to Bortles?
	Posted by PatrioticChief on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:32 PM
(1:25) DAL 22 yard field goal is GOOD, NULLIFIED by Penalty.
(1:22) DAL 32 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 30 - Jaguars 7
Texans	Man Dallas is kicking ass... WOW
	Posted by Shinzon on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:36 PM
Jaguars	Jaguars just need to walk out of the game in full shame and forfeit the game to the Cowboys.
	Posted by InsaneJag on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:38 PM
(1:17) (Shotgun) B.Bortles pass to K.Cole (J.Smith). FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-J.Lewis
Eagles	This game sucks.
	Posted by Eagles All Day Everyday on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:41 PM
Chiefs	Jags getting worked. 37 to 7.
	Posted by gonzangkc11 on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:44 PM

Fourth Quarter
(15:00) E.Elliott left tackle for 15 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 37 - Jaguars 7
Texans	Dallas is a much better team than Houston. But we beat them. I’m loving this.
	Posted by HappyHolmes on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:46 PM
Bears	Okay, I would have believed Jacksonville's offense sputtering against Dallas, but the other half of this result is totally unexpected.
	Posted by ESterps08 on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:47 PM
Redskins	Hope Dallas gets all this out of their system today and comes in fat and overconfident next week.
	Posted by shally on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:47 PM
Jaguars	I'm curious to know how many come back victories does Bortles have in his career?
	Posted by Jaguardian on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:47 PM
Bears	Did Not expect Dallas to be up 37-7 on Jax.
	Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:48 PM
(11:52) 4th-and-4: B.Bortles pass incomplete. Turnover on downs.
Jets	The Jags are getting savaged by the Cowboys. NFL is cooky this year.
	Posted by Dark1150 on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:50 PM
Eagles	NFC Least turned into NFC Beast this week. Except the Giants.
	Posted by HakunaMailata on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:51 P
Eagles	If they weren't making Dallas look good I’d laugh at Jacksonville. But now they are just pissing me off.
	Posted by davel79 on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:51 PM
Jaguars	Yannick looks dumb talkin trash on the field when the team is down by 30pts. I appreciate the dog mentality but they’re a bunch of Poodles barking like Rottweilers.
	Posted by jerranamo on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:53 PM
Jaguars	The Jags are the team you invite for homecoming.
	Posted by FacetiousBull on Oct 14, 2018 | 6:57 PM
(7:12) DAL 55 yard field goal is GOOD. Cowboys 40 - Jaguars 7
Saints	Wow... Dallas is piling it on Jacksonville. Didn't see that one coming.
	Posted by Chompski on Oct 14, 2018 | 7:01 PM
(5:59) B.Bortles sacked at JAX 34 for -2 yards (R.Gregory).
Texans	I think the Jags o-line is piling on after Bortles gets sacked.
	Posted by Barryfromtexas on Oct 14, 2018 | 7:05 PM
End of game
Jaguars	LONDON YOU CAN HAVE THIS CRAP.
	Posted by XmpX69 on Oct 14, 2018 | 7:29 PM
Eagles	Went over to Big Cat Country, more like Little Cat Country.
	Posted by Eagles All Day Everyday on Oct 14, 2018 | 7:30 PM
49ers	Where is that Jags fan that was talking smack this year? Because I’d love to hear what he has to say about Blake Bortles right now.
	Posted by Germinator on Oct 14, 2018 | 7:38 PM
Eagles	Sean Lee must have been back this week.
	Posted by jabberb on Oct 14, 2018 | 7:43 PM

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