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Trolling The Nation for Cowboys @ Giants: “Jason Witten? Is that you?”

Re-live the game against the Giants as you read what other fans had to say as they watched the Cowboys get their 10th win of the season.

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Here’s your chance to relive what fans of other NFL teams were thinking while they were watching the Cowboys outlast the Giants - via the comments made by those fans while watching the game.

All the quotes below are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, some judicious editing has of course taken place, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

The game was “meaningless” for the postseason, and while it turned out to be a highly entertaining game, it did not attract the large audience Cowboys games usually do. As such, we don’t have the usual volume of quotes from opposing fans, but since it was the last regular season game, I decided to compile this short edition of TTN anyway.

Enjoy.

Pre-Game and First Quarter
Eagles Lets go G-Men! Screw that draft pick you gotta be winners today.
Posted by whiskey bill on Dec 30, 2018 | 12:18 PM
Eagles Dak Precott Campbell's Soup commercials piss me off
Posted by phunkenstein7 on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:00 PM
KICKOFF
Giants Better luck next year NYG. I will share my Fantasy Championship with you.
Posted by rbman3 on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:03 PM
(12:04) E.Manning INTERCEPTED by C.Awuzie.
Eagles Lol Eli is so crap
Posted by phillysports09IMBACKBABY on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:07 PM
Giants Lol. Eli protecting the top 10 pick
Posted by professor_returns on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:07 PM
Giants Not surprised really. You can beat Eli with backups but hey bring him back next year why not?
Posted by weejer on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:09 PM
Seahawks It's funny, I checked this morning and Bovada wouldn't even let you bet on whether Manning threw an interception or not. Death, taxes, and Manning picks.
Posted by Gromky on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:09 PM
Giants Lol Eli. Get ready for another year of that
Posted by Hotel - Odell - Holiday Inn on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:09 PM
Giants Eli Fan Boys: That pick wasn’t his fault the winds took the ball or he saw the hotdog guy in the stands and it confused the 15 year vet.
Posted by Bitty N David Rios on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:10 PM
Giants Eli will get them next time.
Posted by Senex on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:12 PM
DAL Punts
Giants Must be against the Cowboys. Eli throws a dumb pick and we can’t catch interceptions.
Posted by Jason Sehorn on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:15 PM
(4:24) E.Manning sacked (D.Lawrence). FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-A.Woods
Giants LOL ELI WHAT
Posted by Dr_Chocolate on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:21 PM
Eagles Giants cannot do anything right.
Posted by Borg_Queen on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:21 PM
Eagles So, here's the good news: Eli looks like he’s going to be back again for 2019.
Posted by TSPC37730 on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:24 PM
Giants Demarcus Lawrence is my #1 option at free agency with Daryl Williams at #2. I don’t think we can get Lawrence since he’s likely to be franchised tagged and if he isn’t the Colts will sign him since they have a ridiculous amount of money and are in need for defense.
Posted by KennyGraham on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:28 PM
(1:11) DAL 34 yard field goal is No Good.
Giants I think we know what Eli is at this point I just don’t get why it needs to be said over and over again
Posted by BlackSabu23 on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:30 PM
Because he’s gonna be back making $23.2M next year and it’s completely ridiculous.
Posted by Hotel - Odell - Holiday Inn on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:32 PM
Rams Eli does suck. That coach that benched him and got fired for it was right
Posted by Chilango on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:31 PM

Second Quarter
(14:56) NYG Punts
Giants Great 3 and out by the Giants offense! And behind the 50-yard line, no less.
Posted by MadAFAnalyst on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:39 PM
Giants Thank god Prescott is the 5th best QB in the NFC East
Posted by Dr_Chocolate on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:41 PM
(8:17) D.Prescott pass to B.Jarwin for 13 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Giants 0
Eagles Giants are awful
Posted by Eaglehaslanded !!! on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:50 PM
Eagles Should have known from last year's week 17 game. JG plays to win, even in pointless games. Wouldn’t be surprised if Dak plays 80% of their offensive snaps.
Posted by Jammity Man on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:51 PM
(14:56) NYG Punts
Giants There’s a pattern of posters who never contributed to discussion boards all year except for the game day guys with the least insight.
Posted by Mr Majestyk on Dec 30, 2018 | 1:59 PM
Giants I think we have the worst 3rd down defense ever
Posted by aalok.gandhi on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:04 PM
(1:55) D.Prescott pass to B.Jarwin for 19 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - Giants 0
Giants Cowboys are opening a Jar of Winass on the Giants
Posted by Ænimus on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:09 PM
Giants This game couldn’t be going any worse.
Posted by Markym90 on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:11 PM
Giants This is why we should have just tanked the season. At the end it doesn’t matter we still stink and nobody really cares.
Posted by BigDaddyTexas2016 on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:11 PM
Giants I do not see how as a leader of an organization you can not with any credibility say that this QB is the guy to lead this team. I would rather lose with inexperience and see a future than continue this darkness.
Posted by weejer on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:14 PM
Giants The other thing I would say is this team should be ashamed that they have been outdrafted so badly by the Joneses!
Posted by weejer on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:15 PM
(:22) E.Manning pass to C.Latimer for 21 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - Giants 7
Giants Great catch by Latimer. Great ball too
Posted by Dr_Chocolate on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:18 PM
Giants That was the first TD that Byron Jones gave up this season. And it took a perfect pass and catch.
Posted by GhostDini on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:24 PM
Eagles Giants QB situation is screwed. Hoping they’ll pick up Blake Butholes.
Posted by thephillyespecial on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:28 PM

Third Quarter
DAL Punts
(9:05) NYG 48 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 14 - Giants 10
Giants Rosas is a beast
Posted by Dr_Chocolate on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:47 PM
Giants They are going for it on 4th? They know they are in the playoffs right? Whatever
Posted by rcnt123 on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:53 PM
(6:57) - 4-2-DAL 43: D.Prescott pass to C.Beasley for 11 yards.
Giants They are just picking on the LBs all day, same ole Dallas offensive plan
Posted by rcnt123 on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:54 PM
Giants Put a Safety on Beasley on 4th down. Come one
Posted by michaelkhan3 on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:55 PM
(5:10) D.Prescott pass to B.Jarwin for 39 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 21 - Giants 10
Giants Man Jason Witten is killing us lol.
Posted by Bitty N David Rios on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:56 PM
The ghost of Jason Witten sure is...considering he already called it a day on his storied career
Posted by Johnbla on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:15 PM
Giants Jason Witten? Is that you?
Posted by Spider4Life on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:57 PM
Giants Curtis Riley made a business decision. Why tackle and potentially get injured when you can save your body for next year working at Home Depot.
Posted by Sy Ku on Dec 30, 2018 | 2:59 PM
Giants Thought they were playing in Dallas. Crowd is all Cowboy fans!
Posted by OhioGreen on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:03 PM
(2:00) E.Manning pass to E.Engram for 6 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 21 - Giants 18
Giants Touchdown Engram
Posted by Dr_Chocolate on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:03 PM

Fourth Quarter
DAL Punts
Giants Who is Ladler? Never seen him before
Posted by cruuz on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:12 PM
Giants Kenny Ladler! I don’t know who you are, but thanks for the tackle!
Posted by Jerry_Terry on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:12 PM
Giants VanderEsch caught the Sean Lee disease
Posted by rcnt123 on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:19 PM
Giants LOL, starting to feel bad for Jeff Heath…NOT!!!
Posted by southjerseygiantsfan on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:19 PM
(10:43) W.Gallman right tackle for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 21 - Giants 25
Giants Gallman deserves that one. Thanks for the hard work
Posted by oakline on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:21 PM
Giants Hate the Cowboys, but damn did they nail the Vandy pick, guy is legit.
Posted by professor_returns on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:21 PM
Giants No rush combined with bad DBs. Death!
Posted by GMfansince58 on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:27 PM
(9:16) R.Smith left guard for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 28 - Giants 25
Seahawks This Cowboys Giants game is pretty entertaining.
Posted by Payton's Rules on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:30 PM
Seahawks Most QBs, that's intentional grounding. Eli, you're just never sure if it's not a legitimate crappy pass attempt
Posted by sexydeepballs on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:36 PM
Eagles Come on Giants, get this win!
Posted by OrlandoBird on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:39 PM
Giants WOW Latimer!!!
Posted by lowrider225 on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:41 PM
Giants Latimer wants a job next year
Posted by professor_returns on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:42 PM
(3:27) S.Barkley left guard for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 28 - Giants 32
Eagles Holy leap of faith Barkley ! TD giants up
Posted by OrlandoBird on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:44 PM
Giants Superman TD!!!!! HOLY CRAP! That guy could high jump 8 feet!
Posted by Jerry_Terry on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:44 PM
Broncos Whoo hoo! Giants just took the lead over the Cowboys.
Posted by ozark_orange on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:46 PM
(3:21) D.Prescott pass to A.Cooper. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by NYG.
Giants Defense finally makes a play
Posted by rcnt123 on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:48 PM
Giants FUMBLE!
Posted by Dr_Chocolate on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:48 PM
Eagles Dallas fumble ! Yes!
Posted by OrlandoBird on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:48 PM
(2:39) A.Rosas 38 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 28 - Giants 35
Eagles No doubt, the NFC East is the toughest division...
Posted by boodallas on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:52 PM
Giants Pathetic play calling. Go for the kill not the conservative field goal. Bad Shurmur shame.
Posted by KennyGraham on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:53 PM
Eagles Freakin Giants gonna Messaround and lose this game
Posted by OrlandoBird on Dec 30, 2018 | 3:57 PM
Giants Somebody better cover Jarwin for God's sake. He's killing us.
Posted by lowrider225 on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:00 PM
Giants When did Witten show up?
Posted by tommy.d.7 on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:00 PM
Giants This is the game right here.
Posted by G.O.A.T_56 on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:02 PM
Giants 4th and 15. SEND THE HOUSE AND END THIS!!!!!!
Posted by Jerry_Terry on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:02 PM
(1:19) - 4-15-NYG 32: D.Prescott pass to C.Beasley for 32 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 34 - Giants 35
Giants Unreal. That's unfreakingbelievable
Posted by rcnt123 on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:03 PM
Bears Well this Giants-Cowboys game is great, even if it's meaningless
Posted by BOBdaBEAR on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:04 PM
Giants Thank God, we need this L.
Posted by GmenKnicks on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:04 PM
Giants Oh darn, that's a catch. Unacceptable on 4th and 15.
Posted by KennyGraham on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:05 PM
Seahawks Credit to Beasley, that’s a great catch.
Posted by Nogster on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:05 PM
Giants Dallas is gonna go for 2
Posted by Dr_Chocolate on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:05 PM
Giants Is this game in Dallas?
Posted by GMfansince58 on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:06 PM
Eagles Come on go for 2. And choke…
Posted by TSPC37730 on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:06 PM
TWO-POINT CONVERSION ATTEMPT. D.Prescott pass to M.Gallup is complete. ATTEMPT SUCCEEDS.
Cowboys 36 - Giants 35
Giants ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Posted by Dr_Chocolate on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:06 PM
Giants Oh well, better draft pick
Posted by Nobody brings the bite... on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:07 PM
Seahawks It's a shame Beasley doesn't have his mullet anymore
Posted by sexydeepballs on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:07 PM
Giants Shurmur looks like he's ready to cry
Posted by homeboy bonanza on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:08 PM
Giants It's fine plenty of time. We have the best kicker in the league.
Posted by Jerry_Terry on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:08 PM
Giants I can't take this
Posted by tommy.d.7 on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:08 PM
Giants This really feels like an away game
Posted by Dr_Chocolate on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:10 PM
(:51) - 4-10-NYG 48: E.Manning pass incomplete to C.Latimer (A.Brown)
Giants NOOOOOO
Posted by Dr_Chocolate on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:11 PM
Seahawks And so the Cowboys win their last game of the season.
Posted by Nogster on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:13 PM
Raiders Giants Choke!
Posted by PantyRaider on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:13 PM
Redskins Eli Manning is useless. That is all.
Posted by Penz Evz on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:13 PM
(:46) D.Prescott kneels to NYG 49 for -1 yards.
Eagles It’s almost like they didn’t want to win....4 straight plays ....not one to your best weapon and w 2 TOs …
Posted by OrlandoBird on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:14 PM
(:13) D.Prescott kneels to 50 for -1 yards.
Bears The Giants just had a first down in Dallas territory up 4 with less than 3 minutes to go and lost in regulation.
Posted by ESterps08 on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:15 PM
END OF GAME
Seahawks Kris Richard is going to get a head coach gig
Posted by burleson18 on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:16 PM
Giants We couldn’t pick up 15 yards to give Rosas a chance huh? Pathetic end to a pathetic season.
Posted by Markym90 on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:16 PM
Redskins Awful choke job by Eli. All he needed was about 9 yards for a long FG try. 4 straight incompletions.
Posted by shally on Dec 30, 2018 | 4:24 PM


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