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Here’s your chance to relive what fans of other NFL teams were thinking while they were watching the Cowboys crush the Eagles souls - via the comments made by those fans while watching the game.

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First Quarter
Browns Go Cowboys!…there’s nothing like a Monday in Philly after an Eagles loss – especially if it’s to Dallas…the whining, bitching and moaning is constant and loud, only drowned out by the sounds of Eagles fans jumping off the bandwagon.
Posted by Suke21 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:08 PM
Texans As much as I dislike the Cowboys, I hope this backfires on Doug Pederson.
Posted by Ghost1207 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:16 PM
Eagles Starting good. No air guitar.
Posted by ESP's_Gang_Ties on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:16 PM
KICKOFF Dallas
Eagles Mondays after Birds late games should be national holiday!
Posted by OrlandoBird on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:23 PM
(13:18) C.Wentz pass to D.Goedert. FUMBLES (J.Smith), RECOVERED by DAL-M.Collins.
Eagles Goedert, nooooo
Posted by T0ro on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:27 PM
Bears Philly Fumble makes me smile.
Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:27 PM
Eagles There goes the whole taking the first posession.
Posted by 718Eagle on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:27 PM
Eagles A remote might be going through my TV tonight.
Posted by my_wentz_is_bigger_than_yours on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:28 PM
Eagles Game over. Is it time to overreact?
Posted by jacktank10 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:28 PM
Eagles I cannot take another loss to the Cowboys. Eagles better get it together quick and win this game.
Posted by GhettoVision on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:29 PM
Eagles Wentz sneaks for 2. Dak 7.
Posted by Phoenix X Maximus on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:30 PM
Eagles Good heavens, it’s going to be a blowout.
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:30 PM
(10:15) T.Austin right end for 20 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Eagles 0
Eagles That was a good play call.
Posted by TuesdayWentzdayThursday on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:31 PM
Eagles Knew Tavon Austin would kill us.
Posted by Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:31 PM
Eagles Good thing we took the ball first.
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:31 PM
Eagles Well, we get the ball back w/o much time off the clock. So that’s good, I guess.
Posted by Wideawake60 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:32 PM
Eagles Rebuild the whole team. This is a disgrace to watch.
Posted by Eagles_Pelicans_A's_Sharks on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:32 PM
Eagles I thought Doug said we were going to win.
Posted by Valleyman on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:34 PM
Eagles I think we're a better team with Foles...Wentz he's okay... he's not A+.... The team would play better if he was...
Posted by Boyd Cord on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:35 PM
Eagles Doug outsmarting himself, as normal. Defense thinks the game starts an hour later than it does, as normal. Special teams taking penalties, as normal.
Posted by Some Kat on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:35 PM
Eagles We're gonna go down there and beat them...
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:37 PM
(9:23) C.Wentz sacked at PHI 9 (D.Lawrence). FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-A.Woods.
Rams Wentz has small hands.
Posted by harley01 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:37 PM
Eagles ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Posted by Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:37 PM
Eagles Oh we'll just go get our ass beat? Could have let us know during the week.
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:37 PM
Eagles We're getting owned.
Posted by Eaglehaslanded !!! on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:37 PM
Eagles This is going really really really really bad.
Posted by Fly Like An Eagle on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:37 PM
(9:14) E.Elliott for 14 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Play was REVERSED. E.Elliott left tackle to PHI 1.
Eagles Doug look like he about to cry.
Posted by TuesdayWentzdayThursday on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:38 PM
Eagles Somebody better be fired after this crap.
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:38 PM
49ers Game over.
Posted by ninerminer on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:38 PM
Eagles Cya guys. My booze cabinet’s empty so I’m gonna go walk to a bar and get blasted.
Posted by rlm2370 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:38 PM
Eagles Well that’s about all I can take of this one.
Posted by JasonB on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:38 PM
Eagles Zeke just ran right through Jenkins.
Posted by Eaglehaslanded !!! on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:38 PM
Eagles We are toast. Now the humilation begins.
Posted by Werzel on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:38 PM
Eagles This coaching staff is a joke and the front office cant draft worth of nothing.
Posted by Underdog133 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:39 PM
Eagles This season is over. Doug talked too much baloney. Walk the walk before talk the talk.
Posted by kuzonbhai on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:40 PM
Browns Why isn’t Wentz playing?
Posted by Larry Lido on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:40 PM
He is
Posted by Suke21 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:42 PM
I mean not really… or at least not really well…
Posted by Ska.t73 on Oct 21, 2019 | 1:11 AM
49ers Eagles seemed to do better when Carson Wentz was injured.
Posted by sfsuphysics on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:40 PM
Eagles This is the earliest I’ve ever felt that the game is over with.
Posted by sirpaulj7 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:40 PM
Eagles Might as well give them the TD. Just delaying it at this point.
Posted by 718Eagle on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:41 PM
(9:00) E.Elliott for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - Eagles 0
Jets Cowboys have come out strong tonight on both sides.
Posted by jets4life24 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:42 PM
Chiefs Didn’t Pederson say they were going to win this game? Better come harder than that.
Posted by prodigy101 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:42 PM
Eagles We've lulled them into a false sense of security.
Posted by DoubleplusUngood on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:42 PM
Eagles I’ll admit, I fell for the hype before the season. This team is a middle of the pack, inconsistent squad.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:42 PM
Pretty sure we all did.
Posted by 718Eagle on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:43 PM
Eagles I wonder what's new on Netflix.
Posted by sirpaulj7 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:42 PM
Eagles The Cowboys are too physical and our LBs suck! You cant beat a physical team like this with soft LBs.
Posted by Corey isiah on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:42 PM
Eagles "Idiot Garrett is going to try to run against our D. We got this"
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:43 PM
Eagles There’s an alligator-infested lake behind my house with a pier. Time to take a long walk on short pier.
Posted by OrlandoBird on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:44 PM
Eagles Cowboys 4th LB is probably better than our best.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:45 PM
(7:21) PENALTY on DAL-J.Smith, Roughing the Passer, 15 yards.
Eagles Bailout call lmao it’s so pathetic.
Posted by Jammity Man on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:46 PM
Eagles Even the refs feel bad and want to keep the audience tuned in.
Posted by GhettoVision on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:46 PM
Eagles Thanks for the gift Mr. Boger.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:46 PM
Eagles DAL just bailed out the Eagles. That was a 3-and-out without the roughing the passer call.
Posted by nononono on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:47 PM
(6:45) PENALTY on DAL-X.Woods, Unnecessary Roughness, 15 yards.
Eagles Lol, another gift.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:47 PM
Eagles Jeffrey just dropped an easy catch - but he gets bailed out by a flag.
Posted by nononono on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:48 PM
Eagles The Cowboys with our best offensive play of the day.
Posted by Chinacat Steve on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:48 PM
Eagles Refs keeping us in it.
Posted by licensetochill on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:49 PM
(4:44) C.Wentz pass to D.Goedert for 28 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - Eagles 7
Eagles GOEDERT TD!!!!
Posted by EaglesFanatic80 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:51 PM
Eagles Not dead yet.
Posted by kman949 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:51 PM
Eagles They’re right back in it. Plenty of football left to be played.
Posted by Justanotherdummy on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:51 PM
Eagles A tad bit of redemption, but they have a ways to go. Bailed out by two penalties.
Posted by J. Wil on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:52 PM
Dolphins Just shows the Eagles got lucky to win their Super Bowl. QB got hot á la Eli!
Posted by finfanfromsiam on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:52 PM
Eagles Is that a faint pulse?
Posted by South Philly JC on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:53 PM
Eagles Dak has all freaking day. Not a good sign.
Posted by kleindropper on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:57 PM
Eagles Jim has to pressure Prescott or he will eat us alive just like Cousins.
Posted by Joey0210 on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:58 PM
Eagles Moving down the field effortlessley.
Posted by 718Eagle on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:58 PM
Eagles 3rd and 8.. Give up 14 smh.
Posted by Illadelphia-Braintrust on Oct 20, 2019 | 8:59 PM
Eagles Watching the defense play is like stabbing my eyeballs with a fork over and over and over again.
Posted by TheStoryWentzLikeThis on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:00 PM
Eagles Honestly guys, we only have two problems: Offense and defense.
Posted by WalkItToUmWentz on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:00 PM
Please don't jinx our ST
Posted by Woodbridge Eagles on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:03 PM
Eagles THERE YOU GO BARNETT.
Posted by ablesser88 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:02 PM
Eagles Nice Sack.
Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:02 PM
(:53) DAL Punts
Eagles Color me shocked that the D made a stop.
Posted by TheMammoth on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:04 PM
Eagles A stop? Impossible.
Posted by Jammity Man on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:04 PM
Eagles I didn’t know we were allowed to pressure the QB this year.
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:04 PM

Second Quarter
Eagles Doug is smart to let the time run out. This offense is better in the second quarter.
Posted by Dsmith922 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:07 PM
Eagles If you are going to run it on 3rd down, why do you do it with Sanders, with Howard doing so well??
Posted by bdawk4ever on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:09 PM
Eagles Why did we run it with Sanders on 3rd and 4? Seriously who’s smart idea was that? Pitiful.
Posted by ablesser88 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:09 PM
(13:40) PHI Punts
Eagles Doug’s playcalling is super suspect.
Posted by TheMammoth on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:10 PM
Eagles Why are we the only team that can’t stop this Zeke guy.
Posted by Jammity Man on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:10 PM
Eagles Please punt, Garrett.
Posted by Jammity Man on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:12 PM
(11:51) 4th-and-1: D.Prescott pass short right to E.Elliott for 9 yards
Eagles RIP
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:13 PM
Eagles Sigh
Posted by HowieHoesMan on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:13 PM
Eagles Not surprised.
Posted by HospitalCeltics on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:13 PM
Eagles Outcoached so far.
Posted by zracer71 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:14 PM
Eagles I swear this defense thinks tackle is something you fish with!
Posted by 17thandShunk on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:14 PM
Eagles Schwartz getting outcoached by Kellen Moore.
Posted by Eaglehaslanded !!! on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:14 PM
Eagles I really hate Kellen Moore's face.
Posted by ComestippleSacksoun on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:14 PM
Eagles Might as well stop watching. It’ll only get worse.....
Posted by _deetjay_ on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:14 PM
(9:30) D.Prescott pass to A.Cooper for 24 yards, TOUCHDOWN NULLIFIED by PENALTY on DAL-T.Smith, Offensive Holding, 10 yards.
Eagles Saved by the refs there.
Posted by 718Eagle on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:15 PM
Eagles If we lose...nobody better blame the refs.
Posted by el aguila on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:16 PM
Eagles Just turn it off now. You'll add a few years to your life.
Posted by _deetjay_ on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:19 PM
(6:45) D.Prescott pass to B.Jarwin for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 21 - Eagles 7
Eagles I’m screaming incoherently, but that’s fine, b/c at this point the words don’t matter.
Posted by Wideawake60 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:20 PM
Eagles Man, I really want to turn this crapfest off but my fandom tells me I can't. We are effing terrible. We are definitely going to be the Dolphins only win.
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:20 PM
Eagles We had 7 players rushing the passer on that play STILL didn’t get to Prescott. Yeah, who needs LB’s, Howie.
Posted by Joey0210 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:20 PM
Eagles Prescott can't believe how easy Schwarz is making this for him.
Posted by GhettoVision on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:20 PM
Eagles Jim Schwartz is being outcoached by a 15 year old.
Posted by ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeNorm on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:21 PM
Eagles And the Award for "Most Open Receiver Ever" goes to JIM SWATZ!!!
Posted by bdawk4ever on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:21 PM
Eagles The misdirection got us lost in the sauce.
Posted by TuesdayWentzdayThursday on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:21 PM
Eagles It is so clear that the coordination of the defense is broken.
Posted by HazeGrayHT on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:21 PM
Eagles Even the refs are trying to help us, this team is pitiful.
Posted by el aguila on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:22 PM
Eagles Well it’s a good thing Doug didn’t guarantee this game. Boy would that be embarrassing.
Posted by 20Safety_Hazards on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:23 PM
Dolphins Eagles getting carved up by Dak, also lost out on the Jalen Ramsey sweepstakes. Philly GM Howie Roseman has been feeling the heat for that one.
Posted by Dolfan Lee on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:23 PM
Eagles I know we all talk a lot of trash about The Clapper but we're straight up gettin outcoached right now.
Posted by Big Fudge on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:23 PM
Eagles Remember when people were worried Schwartz was going to poached and be hired as a head coach after the Super Bowl? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted by AnyGivenWentzday on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:23 PM
Eagles Glad we get high draft pick again, will make draft night better.
Posted by frosstbyte on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:24 PM
Eagles Refs to the rescue again.
Posted by kman949 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:25 PM
Eagles And Wentz just fumbled the ball, although he may be saved by the "he's giving himself up" rule
Posted by nononono on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:26 PM
(3:34) C.Wentz sacked at PHI 38 for -8 yards (J.Lewis).
Eagles LMAO is Wentz blind.
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:31 PM
Eagles How did Carson not see the wide open blitzer?
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:32 PM
Eagles Being completely out coached.
Posted by OhioEaglesGal on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:32 PM
Facts.
Posted by TuesdayWentzdayThursday on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:35 PM
Eagles Let's be honest. A phantom roughing the passer call is the only reason we’re even on the board.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:32 PM
(2:59) PHI Punts
Eagles The game isn't as close as the score indicates.
Posted by sirpaulj7 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:33 PM
Eagles Team is so outcoached the players shouldn't let the coaches on the bus. I haven’t seen such a lack of preparation since Pearl Harbor.
Posted by kuvasz on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:34 PM
Eagles SIXERS' SEASON STARTS ON WEDNESDAY. Thank God for that.
Posted by nononono on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:35 PM
(2:05) D.Prescott pass deep left to A.Cooper for 49 yards.
Eagles LOL Cooper on 1 & 1/2 legs still burning the secondary.
Posted by HeISTheAX on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:38 PM
Eagles Tonight’s MVP: My liquor cabinet. Only thing that hasn’t disappointed me tonight.
Posted by 20Safety_Hazards on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:38 PM
Eagles Another game where we forget to cover Cooper...
Posted by Time2Win on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:38 PM
Eagles COOPER RUNNING WIIIIIIDE OPEN ON AN INJURED QUAD.
Posted by Eaglehaslanded !!! on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:38 PM
Eagles If they score before half, I’m not watching this team again until Schwartz is fired.
Posted by TheMammoth on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:38 PM
Eagles What's really sickening is when they show the owners box and we see that shriveled frog high fiving his Frankenstein looking son.
Posted by Charleston Cheesesteak on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:39 PM
Eagles Man, it’s only the 2nd quarter? Feels so much longer.
Posted by HakunaMailata on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:39 PM
Eagles I hate this team so much. I hope Doug gets obliterated in the interview, I hope the rest of the team does too.
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:40 PM
Bears So this is what a running game looks like.
Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:41 PM
Eagles Glad Doug said we're winning this game.
Posted by TheLameJB99 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:41 PM
Eagles Dak outplaying Wentz. Can't happen, but it is.
Posted by Erving4ever on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:41 PM
49ers Looks like this game’s getting away from the Eagles.
Posted by Montana-Young-Garapallo1980 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:42 PM
Eagles Jaguars shouldve traded with us. Our 1st will be worth more than the Rams.
Posted by 718Eagle on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:42 PM
Eagles If dropping passes is Gallup's issue, how the heck did we miss him in the draft?!
Posted by iNoms on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:43 PM
(1:34) B.Maher 26 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 24 - Eagles 7
Eagles I don’t understand what just happened. Why did they kick a field goal? From my experience, the defense usually just gives up TDs.
Posted by bdawk4ever on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:43 PM
Jets Wentz…I’m puzzled by him. Is he good? I thought he was going to be a star.
Posted by FlightGreen on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:44 PM
Eagles Anybody got any good winter hobbies? Since football is out for me, I’ll have a lot of time on my hands on Sundays.
Posted by kleindropper on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:45 PM
Eagles This team does not look the same without Foles.
Posted by ChrisSharp on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:45 PM
(1:31) (Shotgun) C.Wentz sacked at PHI 17 for -8 yards (R.Quinn).
Eagles It’s a THREE MAN RUSH. How the heck did they get a sack??
Posted by bdawk4ever on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:45 PM
Eagles LOL Dallas might score again before half.
Posted by Joey0210 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:46 PM
Eagles Wentz looks like a rookie taking all those sacks.
Posted by kman949 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:46 PM
(:34) PHI Punts
Eagles Next week...Pederson: "We’re going to march into Buffalo and kick some ass."
Posted by el aguila on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:48 PM
Texans Something has gone wrong with the Eagles.
Posted by FreedomRide on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:49 PM
Eagles [Wentz] stares down receivers and processes things at the speed of the windows 95 I still have in the garage.
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:49 PM
Eagles Mills is 15 yards away from JASON FREAKING WITTEN. Jim Schwartz is an idiot.
Posted by TheMammoth on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:50 PM
Eagles What the heck kind of coverage is this!!!?? Witten is running a 12 yard out route???
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:51 PM
Eagles Why in the name of all that's holy is Witten always open on the sideline?
Posted by ShowMeYourTD's on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:51 PM
Raiders Man where are those people who thought Wentz was better than Carr? He’s looking worse and worse every series.
Posted by The3rdMacManusBrother on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:51 PM
Eagles If Maher actually hits this, screw everything.
Posted by ablesser88 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:52 PM
Eagles I'm 100% sure he will make this. 100%
Posted by GhettoVision on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:52 PM
(:04) B.Maher 63 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 27 - Eagles 7
Browns Holy cow. What a kick by Maher.
Posted by Crawford_T on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:53 PM
Eagles Wow
Posted by eoos on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:53 PM
Eagles Yup
Posted by Philliam Penn on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:53 PM
Eagles LOL
Posted by HospitalCeltics on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:53 PM
Eagles Unbelievable
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:53 PM
Eagles What a BEATING
Posted by Joey0210 on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:53 PM
Patriots Wow! I can't believe he hit that! 63 yards! And not even at altitude.
Posted by poindexterregan on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:54 PM
Jets Man, he nutted that kick. Beautiful high draw ball flight. OK, great half by Dallas. Basically flawless.
Posted by Broadway Jose on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:55 PM
End Of Half
Eagles Almost can’t turn it off. Like a bad car accident analogy.
Posted by pheelingphine on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:55 PM
Eagles This is how they prepare for the biggest game of the season. cut a starting LB, tell the world you are going to win, let the media talk you into taking the opening kick, make zero adjustments on offense and still can’t get your 2nd round WR on the field… cool.
Posted by GhettoVision on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:56 PM
Eagles How does a team go from Super Bowl champ to worst in the league? Oh wait, Atlanta, nevermind.
Posted by kleindropper on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:57 PM
Eagles Someone has to lose their job plain and simple.
Posted by OrlandoBird on Oct 20, 2019 | 9:58 PM
Eagles I'm about to start flagging you Foles Fluffers. That man is not on this team anymore. He will never be back on this team. When y'all gonna stop talking about him lol. Crazy.
Posted by TuesdayWentzdayThursday on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:00 PM
Jets Dallas I think is fine for the rest of the year. That offense is legit. Thought their losses were a little overblown, had some very unfortunate things go against them in the GB game. Philly though…I think that team is in MASSIVE trouble rest of the season.
Posted by Jets012 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:02 PM
Eagles I'm hoping for a beat down so Schwartz will be fired. We’re gonna lose anyways. May as well get him fired in the process.
Posted by PhillyGrit23 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:02 PM
Eagles I keep trashing Dak, and he just keeps beating us.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:03 PM
Eagles I miss Foles.
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:05 PM
Piss off,
Posted by Joshhhhhhh on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:31 PM
Eagles At least Foles can come and rescue the season. Oh wait…
Posted by Fly Like An Eagle on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:06 PM

Third Quarter
Eagles I miss Foles! Whenever I think about how amazing Foles played in the Super Bowl and those last 3 games to get us in the playoffs it brings tears to my eyes.
Posted by Corey isiah on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:07 PM
Eagles So can we get some mock drafts on this blog for tmo? Asking for a friend.
Posted by OverLord. on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:08 PM
Eagles For the rest of the season, I’m just going to start punching myself in my wentz repeatedly and save myself three and a half hours.
Posted by my_wentz_is_bigger_than_yours on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:08 PM
Eagles I punched air like 30 times hyping myself up for this game. WHAT A WASTE OF ENERGY.
Posted by I Shittu Not on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:08 PM
Eagles Wentz with 51 yeards passing at the half, Dak with 161 on 15-20, 8.1 yrds per pass. Says it all.
Posted by Erving4ever on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:08 PM
Remember last week when we mad fun of Goff for having around 50 passing yards at the half?
Posted by mm556 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:11 PM
Eagles They just have to find something to talk about Witten about. "Look how emotional he is." SMH
Posted by HazeGrayHT on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:09 PM
(11:04) DAL Punts
Eagles So the D made a stop, can the offense do anything?
Posted by Fly Like An Eagle on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:13 PM
Eagles Must have TD here. And hope for some kind of magic on defense.
Posted by kleindropper on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:16 PM
Eagles Throw the freaking ball. You are down 20 and paying your QB 32 million.
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:16 PM
Throw it to whom?
Posted by RBHeadge on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:18 PM
Eagles Team is down by 3 TDs in the third quarter. Time to establish the run, I guess?
Posted by Dsmith922 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:17 PM
They won’t expect it!
Posted by J. Wil on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:18 PM
Eagles Doug trying to run out the clock.
Posted by kleindropper on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:17 PM
Eagles This team is so bad Wentz looks like he’s intentionally trying to hurt himself lol.
Posted by el aguila on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:19 PM
Eagles We need to buy that Cowboy medical team. They can fix guys in a week. Our doctors tells our players not to go for surgery…just sit out till you feel better..eventually.
Posted by Werzel on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:23 PM
Eagles Wonder what Zach Brown is up to these days...
Posted by TheLameJB99 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:24 PM
Probably laughing on his couch.
Posted by GhettoVision on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:25 PM
(5:02) PHI field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 27 - Eagles 10
Eagles Nice drive! Pad that time of possession.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:28 PM
Eagles Still down by three scores, but … points!
Posted by J. Wil on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:29 PM
Eagles How do you kick a FG down 20?
Posted by EagleFury on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:29 PM
Eagles What is a horse shoe? Are there any horse socks. Is anybody listening to me?
Posted by FootlongFoles on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:29 PM
Eagles Goes from a three score game to a three score game with 8 less minutes on the clock. That was helpful.
Posted by Dsmith922 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:30 PM
Eagles Trying saying this with a straight face: "All we need is 3 quick stops in a row."
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:31 PM
Eagles Jake Elliott has had a great season so far. Too bad his kicks aren’t meaningful.
Posted by rhudej22 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:31 PM
Eagles Dallas takes 27 seconds to get a field goal to go up 20. We take 8 minutes to get a field goal to get within 17. Cool.
Posted by DaGold on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:33 PM
Eagles It's going to be halfway through the 4th Quarter by time with get the ball back.
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:34 PM
Eagles Elliot goes 8 twice on 1st.
Posted by Chinacat Steve on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:35 PM
Eagles Zeke literally just trips into first downs against this defense.
Posted by HakunaMailata on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:35 PM
Eagles They just converted a 3rd and 12. I need more rum.
Posted by ablesser88 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:35 PM
Eagles 3rd and long = automatic conversion.
Posted by TheLameJB99 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:36 PM
Eagles Schwartz outcoached yet again.
Posted by Chinacat Steve on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:37 PM
Eagles sEcOnD bEsT rUn DeFeNsE iN tHe LeAgUe
Posted by TheLameJB99 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:37 PM
Eagles Our defense looks like Madden AI on rookie.
Posted by I Shittu Not on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:38 PM
Eagles Doug Pederson outcoached by Jason Garrett.
Posted by AustEagle on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:38 PM
Patriots Apparently Jenkins took exception to being Prescott's highlight fodder.
Posted by Michael McDermott on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:39 PM
Eagles Shut up Jenkins. Quit talking trash when you’re getting your crap pushed in, you bumbling idiots.
Posted by Botched Podcast on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:40 PM
Eagles Dak probably commented on how bad the birds play.
Posted by kman949 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:40 PM

Fourth Quarter
Eagles Gotta give Zeke credit.. dude can pass protect. Rarely loses yards and hardly ever fumbles.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:44 PM
(15:00) D.Prescott pass deep right to A.Cooper for 28 yards.
49ers Raiders should have never let Cooper go.
Posted by Havoc- on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:44 PM
Eagles When was the last time an Eagles receiver made a catch like Cooper just made? This roster is trash.
Posted by Paulie9050 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:44 PM
Eagles I’m presuming Foles is available with Minshew being decent. Make the move.
Posted by Real Splinter on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:44 PM
(12:40) B.Maher 29 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 30 - Eagles 10
Eagles Can we just get the post game thread?
Posted by BillyBob992 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:45 PM
Eagles The only reason to stay up and watch this game is to keep on drinking.
Posted by sirpaulj7 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:46 PM
Eagles How many long 3rd conversions have we given up today?
Posted by Chinacat Steve on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:47 PM
Eagles I hope Jeffery chokes the little bastard Howie on the flight home.
Posted by section 712 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:47 PM
Eagles AB is available. I don’t want to hear about that culture nonsense. Just sign the demented bastard.
Posted by section 712 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:49 PM
Eagles 5 years of bad drafts and we are old and injured.
Posted by MoCh33ks on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:50 PM
Eagles No catch. Figured that out in three seconds. But let’s add ten minutes of commercials and debate.
Posted by J. Wil on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:51 PM
Eagles Is it too soon to be thinking about the draft?
Posted by my_wentz_is_bigger_than_yours on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:52 PM
(11:59) C.Wentz pass INTERCEPTED by X.Woods.
Patriots Wentz is badddddddd. I really wish it was him in the SB instead of Foles…
Posted by HesOnly20!!! on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:54 PM
Eagles BOOO WENTZ!!!
Posted by Joey0210 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:54 PM
Eagles Wentz is so overrated lol.
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:54 PM
Eagles Oh Wentz, you've been hot garbage tonight. Where is Foles?
Posted by Time2Win on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:54 PM
Eagles Good pass into triple coverage. But I’m sure that still wasn’t Wentz’s fault somehow.
Posted by Some Kat on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:54 PM
Never is, never is.
Posted by Time2Win on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:55 PM
Eagles What a horrible throw. Our red-faced/red haired savior looks like dog poop.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:54 PM
Eagles I was worried that a loss would keep me up tonight. But since the game got out of hand so fast I’ve reached closure already. This is fine.
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:56 PM
Eagles If you want to be even more depressed go to spotrac and look at some of our contracts to our "good players". We’re old and expensive with some terrible drafting recently… not good.
Posted by AnyGivenWentzday on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:56 PM
Eagles Ugh ... I misplaced my beer. And it’s not like a live in a mansion. lol
Posted by sirpaulj7 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:57 PM
(11:16) D.Prescott pass deep left intended for T.Austin INTERCEPTED. Touchback.
Eagles Mills did that just to mess with us.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:57 PM
Eagles Too little, too late.
Posted by 17thandShunk on Oct 20, 2019 | 10:57 PM
(10:59) C.Wentz FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-K.Hyder.
Eagles Another fumble. Why not.
Posted by kman949 on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:01 PM
Eagles Wentz needs to take a seat next week.
Posted by Fly Like An Eagle on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:02 PM
Eagles Wentz and Foles proved last year who runs the team better and who doesn’t. Why is any of this a surprise.
Posted by Real Splinter on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:02 PM
Eagles I think we have the best LBs in the league at tackling someone after 9 yards.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:03 PM
(9:40) D.Prescott scrambles right end for 8 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 37 - Eagles 10
Eagles When we lose, let’s make it epic.
Posted by OrlandoBird on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:03 PM
Eagles I turned it off. Then read we got a pick. Turned it on and they have the ball back hahaha.
Posted by WalkItToUmWentz on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:05 PM
Try turning it back off again. It’s our only hope now.
Posted by i3su on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:05 PM
Eagles Cowboys are WAY better than the Eagles … us Eagle fans just need to STFU until the facts show something different.
Posted by sirpaulj7 on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:05 PM
Eagles Can you imagine the trash Skip Bayless is going to talk to Shannon Sharpe tomorrow? Shannon might as well not show up tomorrow.
Posted by Corey isiah on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:06 PM
Eagles It's settled. The Wentz experiment is a failure.
Posted by Time2Win on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:07 PM
Eagles Dak is just better than Wentz. Wentz should had been shipped the heck out of here when Foles won the SB.
Posted by jjhh05 on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:07 PM
Patriots This Eagles dynasty is impressive.
Posted by kzcosme on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:08 PM
Eagles Wentz looks like a pile of hot steamy dog poop.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:08 PM
Eagles Junk yards. To pretend the offense isn’t terrible.
Posted by Some Kat on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:09 PM
Eagles Wentz is about to go ham in garbage time.
Posted by WentzAndFolesFan on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:10 PM
Eagles Here comes Wentz to pad his stats in garbage time.
Posted by jjhh05 on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:10 PM
(6:52) 4th-and-4: C.Wentz pass incomplete, TURNOVER on downs.
Chiefs Guess maybe Doug Pederson shouldn't have made that guarantee.
Posted by WesternChief on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:11 PM
Eagles At least we won in the offseason when it came to talking crap.
Posted by mm556 on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:11 PM
Eagles When the announcers game plan better than your coaches.
Posted by I Shittu Not on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:12 PM
Eagles Wentz coming up small once again vs Cowboys. Foles > Wince.
Posted by DoTheRightThings on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:13 PM
Chiefs This Eagles team was overhyped. Many had them in the Super Bowl, but they are about to be 3-4.
Posted by jakeprobst on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:14 PM
(3:51) DAL punts
Eagles I can’t wait to see who runs their mouth before we play Buffalo next week.
Posted by (Un) on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:22 PM
END OF GAME
Eagles One thing to lose. Another to get completely out coached by The Clapper.
Posted by FootlongFoles on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:26 PM
Rams Wentz almost led the comeback, came up just short.
Posted by RamsFan-13 on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:28 PM
Eagles Absolutely the worst loss of the Pederson era.
Posted by Kwahu on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:43 PM
Eagles Wentz is now 8-10 in his last 18 starts, he’s now 1-4 against Prescott (not including that meaningless game in which Sanchez took more snaps than Dak) and he has a 10-16 record against winning teams. Luckily for him, none of this is his fault.
Posted by VeganJah on Oct 20, 2019 | 11:43 PM
Packers Also, can Tony Romo call every game? Can we retire everyone else?
Posted by SpeckledFluffyFox on Oct 21, 2019 | 12:45 AM