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Read what other fans had to say as they watched the Cowboys dismantle the Rams.

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Here’s your chance to relive what fans of other NFL teams were thinking while they were watching the Cowboys take apart the Rams - via the comments made by those fans while watching the game.

Enjoy.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy our site guidelines, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

First Quarter
Kickoff
Rams HORNS UP!
Posted by ShaneEHackett1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:23 PM
Rams Why are the cowboys wearing their dark jerseys?
Posted by RamsMan83 on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:27 PM
Saints God dang Golf's numbers are hilarious. 15 TDs, 14 INTs. Wow
Posted by Aaron90 on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:28 PM
Rams Get the gift at the 40 and throw 3 bad passes to start. Jeeeez.
Posted by Ramnchop on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:28 PM
Rams Oh, it's going to be one of these games. Thanks McVay.
Posted by Eric Nagel on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:29 PM
Rams GOOF LOOKS AWFUL
Posted by ShaneEHackett1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:29 PM
Rams 4 bad passes from Goff. 2 stuffs of Gurley. Hmmm... not good.
Posted by Ramnchop on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:32 PM
Rams Goff needs to settle down. He's overthrowing everything.
Posted by madaxeman on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:33 PM
Rams We may have gotten bad Goff today
Posted by BrandonFox28 on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:34 PM
(12:57) LA Punts
Rams Let's show why Dak doesn't deserve that pay day. Turn him into a career backup
Posted by G-Diddles on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:35 PM
Rams Quinn tried to help his old team out. A for effort
Posted by hbwb on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:35 PM
Jets Zeke runs strong man. Just always seems to be leaning forward.
Posted by Crackback on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:38 PM
Rams Gotta stop Elliott what the heck
Posted by Danteslion on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:38 PM
(11:02) DAL Punts
Rams This isn’t the Rams team I was hoping to see today
Posted by BrandonFox28 on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:47 PM
(8:16) LA Punts
Rams So far we’ve got the off-target version of Goff.
Posted by Ramnchop on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:48 PM
Rams Dude we can't have BOTH our offensive leaders playing with brain farts
Posted by ShaneEHackett1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:49 PM
Rams Its like it's either good Goff or bad Goff who shows up each week
Posted by MarkLZCran on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:49 PM
Rams Cowboys selling out to stop the run. Did not like getting ran over in the playoffs.
Posted by hbwb on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:49 PM
Rams I'm a bit confused by these offensive formations. Why go back to what wasn’t working for most of the year?
Posted by todd.goslin.1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:52 PM
Rams I hate when Elliot does his eating routine
Posted by tntram on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:52 PM
(5:07) D.Prescott INTERCEPTED. Penalty on LA - No Play.
Rams This game is pissing me off
Posted by BrandonFox28 on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:58 PM
Yup. I wasn’t going to drink today but I might have to start
Posted by G-Diddles on Dec 15, 2019 | 4:59 PM
(1:53) D.Prescott pass short right to J.Witten for 19 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Rams 0
Saints That was a great catch by Witten
Posted by ZipCode70816 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:00 PM
Rams Cowboys came to play. Lets see how our Boys respond
Posted by ShaneEHackett1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:00 PM
Rams We had so many opportunities to stop them
Posted by G-Diddles on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:02 PM
Eagles Dang that Witten. Why’d he have to come back?
Posted by FlyEaglesForever on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:03 PM
Eagles Rams unable to do anything offensively yet
Posted by ferventpundit on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:03 PM
Rams That was actually a really good catch by Witten. Not many TEs can one hand it like that.
Posted by Sundowner on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:03 PM
Rams Were down 7. I don't expect McMartz to call any more runs. Time to panic and go back to what hasn’t worked all season!
Posted by KingF15h on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:08 PM
Rams The Cowboys are selling out on the run blitz and playing man coverage. Quick passes are the correct response to that. As much as we all want to run Gurley, that won’t help when they have 7 guys playing down on the run on first and second down
Posted by RamsMan83 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:09 PM

Second Quarter
Rams Run ain’t gonna work today.
Posted by BrandonFox28 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:14 PM
(13:03) J.Goff pass to T.Gurley for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Rams 7
Rams We back in it!
Posted by Ojai Ram on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:14 PM
Eagles TD Rams!
Posted by TSPC37730 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:15 PM
Eagles WOOOOOO
Posted by bdawk4ever on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:15 PM
(11:49) D.Prescott pass deep left to T.Austin for 59 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - Rams 7
Eagles Jeez, the Rams D may be worse than ours
Posted by i3su on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:20 PM
Bears Wow... wide open Cowboy.
Posted by Cooler by the Lake on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:20 PM
Rams Feel free to cover, secondary. OMG.
Posted by GoRamsandAngels on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:20 PM
Rams Almost sacked him then TD!!!
Posted by JamesPowell on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:20 PM
Rams Lol
Posted by Cameron David Miri on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:20 PM
Eagles You suck, LA! Why can’t you beat Garrett?
Posted by FlyEaglesForever on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:22 PM
Eagles You can't count on the Rams to do anything. When you needed them to beat NE in the Super Bowl they lose and only score 3 freaking points. You need them to beat the Cowboys and they play like that.
Posted by Phoenix X Maximus on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:23 PM
Rams I still can't figure why you are surprised. This is the typical Rams, iffy defense and soso offense.
Posted by Kdelgen on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:25 PM
Shut up
Posted by RamsMan83 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:26 PM
Rams Dude. Let’s just abandon the run. It isn’t working
Posted by BrandonFox28 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:27 PM
Rams Well, looking like it's time for the Goff to take over the offense …yay?
Posted by Eric Nagel on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:27 PM
(10:06) LA Punts
Rams This game is close to getting out of hand
Posted by BrandonFox28 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:28 PM
Rams God I love this team. Let’s keep running it up the middle when that’s clearly not working so we can keep getting 3rd and longs and then throw it short of the sticks. Brilliant.
Posted by ccampz2830 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:28 PM
Fisher ball
Posted by Danteslion on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:29 PM
Rams After the incomplete on first, you knew the Rams were gonna run on 2nd and it would be stuffed.
Posted by MarkLZCran on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:28 PM
Rams What idiot doesn’t know that after a 1st down pass incompletion that we immediately run Gurley up the gut and get him stuffed? It’s like clock work.
Posted by Ramnchop on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:30 PM
Rams We need to start stopping Elliott. That's gonna be the whole key to the game
Posted by KingF15h on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:31 PM
Rams Rapp freaking ran into somebody AGAIN
Posted by KingF15h on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:33 PM
Rams They are running through this defense like wet toilet paper
Posted by Kdelgen on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:34 PM
(3:47) 4th-and-1: D.Prescott for 2 yards. Quarterback sneak.
Eagles Cowboys seem to want it more
Posted by fowlmouthedbird on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:36 PM
Rams This game is over. Defense decided they needed a game off
Posted by BrandonFox28 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:36 PM
Rams Looks like our offense has quit and our defense can’t stop run or pass.
Posted by Ramnchop on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:36 PM
Rams Cowboys are better than their record. And they’re proving it here, except rams are certainly helping them look good
Posted by Ramdon on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:37 PM
Bears Cowboys are sticking it to the Rams. How did we beat these guys?
Posted by Cooler by the Lake on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:38 PM
Rams I’m done with Wade Phillips
Posted by BrandonFox28 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:38 PM
Eagles The Rams defense has already allowed nearly 300 yards of offense. Pffft!!
Posted by A Graham Short on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:39 PM
Rams Maybe we can get Ron Rivera to replace Wade?
Posted by Ramdon on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:40 PM
Rams Wade, I have a lotta questions
Posted by ramdude on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:40 PM
Rams Hard to win when your star RB has 6 carries for 1 yard. Gurley on a pace for 2 yards today.
Posted by MarkLZCran on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:41 PM
(2:00) E.Elliott up the middle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 21 - Rams 7
Rams The Rams ain't going to no playoffs.
Posted by Kdelgen on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:43 PM
Eagles Sorry, but Dallas is gonna win the division again. Ugh I hate saying those words but it’s true barring insanity.
Posted by FlyEaglesForever on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:45 PM
(1:31) J.Goff pass INTERCEPTED by S.Lee. S.Lee to LA 9 for 25 yards.
Rams Goff comes through with the big play again
Posted by JamesPowell on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:48 PM
Rams Goff is a walking turnover. Rams need to get better at QB position next season. This guy has no idea how to protect the ball.
Posted by bioya1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:48 PM
Eagles Rams picking a bad time to start sucking again. Dallas picking a bad time to stop sucking.
Posted by jacol84 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:49 PM
Eagles Goof with all those weapons. Still a lumpy bag of poo poo. I’m sure the Rams are happy they paid his goofy ass.
Posted by titsa_flappin on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:49 PM
Rams FIRE EVVAAHBODY!
Posted by ramdude on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:49 PM
Rams Goff set the stage from the get go. Pass, pass, pass. Sorry, bad pass, bad pass, bad pass.
Posted by GoRamsandAngels on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:49 PM
Rams WOW. Not a good day for Goff fans
Posted by ShaneEHackett1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:50 PM
Hard to believe he has any fans.
Posted by bioya1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:55 PM
Eagles The Clapper using his evil clap power to discombobulate Rams.
Posted by Borg_Queen on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:51 PM
Rams Goff has vision problems
Posted by Jballa2005 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:52 PM
(:20) E.Elliott for 3 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 28 - Rams 7
Eagles I don't want to hear no more crap about how the Rams should be in the playoffs instead of anyone in NFC East
Posted by "Snax" on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:53 PM
Eagles What a bedwetting by the Rams. I thought they were supposed to be good? Didn’t they just waste the Seahawks?
Posted by kleindropper on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:53 PM
Eagles I hope our game plan next week is much better than the Rams'
Posted by ferventpundit on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:53 PM
Eagles Guys, it's all good. This will just make the Cowboys’ collapse in the 2nd half that much funnier
Posted by take control on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:54 PM
Eagles Bet the Cowboys are really worried about that coin toss now...
Posted by mm556 on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:54 PM
Eagles I don’t see how there is any way, the Eagles beat Dallas next week. If I’m Garrett/Moore, I would run the same game plan against our defense.
Posted by SLDH on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:55 PM
End of Half
Eagles Great....Next week is going to be tough.
Posted by averymerrick on Dec 15, 2019 | 5:56 PM
Rams Well, at least Jeff Fisher never went 8-8.
Posted by todd.goslin.1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:00 PM
Eagles This is probably the best the Cowboys have played since they beat the Eagles. If they play anything like this next week, PHI is likely toast.
Posted by nononono on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:01 PM
Rams Our Rams are being beat by former Rams cast offs. Quinn and Austin having a field day against us
Posted by Jballa2005 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:01 PM
Rams I don’t see us coming back to win this game. Anytime we losing this bad, we never come back
Posted by Jballa2005 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:02 PM
Right- more likely we’ll lose 42-21 or something
Posted by MarkLZCran on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:04 PM
Rams I live in Dallas and people think I’m crazy for being a Rams fan but they’re embarrassing the hell outta me right now
Posted by Jballa2005 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:04 PM
Rams Even Trubisky figured out how to score on Cowboy defense. We need an upgrade at QB ASAP.
Posted by bioya1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:05 PM

Third Quarter
Eagles These shmucks shouldn’t be getting the ball first
Posted by jm1775 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:09 PM
Rams Well Dallas gets the ball now so let’s see these adjustments
Posted by SgtRamsfan on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:09 PM
Rams I recognize this team. They went missing for 2 weeks after the Ravens game. Can’t say I’m happy to see them again.
Posted by Sirleu on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:11 PM
Jets Man Zeke is such a beast when he gets rolling
Posted by Crackback on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:12 PM
Rams We made no adjustments. None at all. This team has given up
Posted by KingF15h on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:12 PM
Saints Dallas run game is trashing the Rams D
Posted by Biloxi Blues on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:13 PM
Rams What is with Donald? Looks slow and uninterested.
Posted by bioya1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:13 PM
(11:14) K.Forbath 50 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 31 - Rams 7
Rams Bortles? Where you at?
Posted by Cameron David Miri on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:18 PM
(10:42) 3rd-and-8: J.Goff sacked at LA 15 for -12 yards (S.Lee).
Eagles How did Goff go #1 overall
Posted by i3su on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:19 PM
The same way that Wentz went #2 overall
Posted by Big___Al on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:41 PM
Rams Bring Bortles in. Why are we keeping Goff in when he cannot throw?
Posted by GoRamsandAngels on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:19 PM
(9:54) LA Punts
Rams Hekker tearing it up today.
Posted by todd.goslin.1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:22 PM
Not good when your best player is your punter
Posted by Ramdon on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:23 PM
(7:55) DAL Punts
Rams The Cowboys will play soft D and we’ll move the ball now
Posted by MarkLZCran on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:29 PM
(6:43) (Punt formation) J.Hekker pass short left to M.Thomas to LA 39 for 5 yards. FUMBLES. RECOVERED by DAL-D.Armstrong at LA 37. Rams challenged the fumble ruling, and the play was REVERSED.
Rams All hope of winning this game is lost
Posted by woah on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:31 PM
Rams This is getting funny.
Posted by todd.goslin.1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:32 PM
Bears Took a break after our game. Come back to Football and Rams getting their asses handed to them by Dallas. Wow.
Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:35 PM
Yeah, it's unreal. We beat the Cowboys and now they're destroying the Rams. Any given Sunday....
Posted by Cooler by the Lake on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:45 PM
Rams Hekker should take over for Goff.
Posted by GoRamsandAngels on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:35 PM
Rams Let's pick up the pace guys— we need like 11 scores
Posted by MarkLZCran on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:37 PM
Rams There's no sense of urgency - it's like they are running down the clock on purpose
Posted by MarkLZCran on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:39 PM
(3:51) 4th-and-10: J.Goff pass incomplete. TURNOVER ON DOWNS.
Rams Goff is just horrible. If he doesn’t turn it over, he misses wide open receivers or throws uncatchable balls.
Posted by bioya1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:40 PM
Rams Jared Goff is pathetic
Posted by woah on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:41 PM
Rams It is definately time to let Bortels finish
Posted by Kdelgen on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:41 PM
Eagles No way the Eagles beat this Cowboys team. The one that’s playing today, that is. If the bad version shows up, we have a chance.
Posted by Big___Al on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:42 PM
Eagles Might be too tough next week. Gotta worry about stopping Zeke and that’s gonna hurt our garbage secondary.
Posted by jm1775 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:44 PM
Rams I'd give good money if Aikmen would shut-up
Posted by Kdelgen on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:44 PM
Rams 99% of people on Earth who know what a football is thought we should have waited a year to sign Goff to a huge contract. But Snead knew better. And handed out a HUGE contract to a BUM
Posted by KingF15h on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:44 PM
Saints Sorry for the lack of class but...RAMS’ TEARS ARE DELICIOUS!!!!
Posted by SaintsFan0189 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:45 PM
Rams The Cowboys gonna score over 45 today? Well, at least it’s not a home game.
Posted by todd.goslin.1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:45 PM
Rams McVay outcoached. Jared Gawdawful. Quitter Defense … What’s for dinner?
Posted by Drmondobueno on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:48 PM
Rams Fisher > McVay
Posted by 110 South on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:49 PM

Fourth Quarter
(15:00) K.Forbath 42 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 34 - Rams 7
(14:34) J.Goff sacked at LA 20 for -10 yards (J.Lewis).
Saints Goff always looks concussed
Posted by snapp44 on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:54 PM
Rams This is on McVay from a gameplan perspective. The front didnt look ready to handle Dallas in the trenches on either side of the ball. Combined with Goff being inaccurate early and a few secondary miscues and boom.
Posted by Rbowlds on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:54 PM
(13:52) LA Punts
Rams Did we really just punt?
Posted by KingF15h on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:55 PM
Rams In just 2 years …McVay has been exposed
Posted by BubbaKincaid on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:55 PM
Eagles Cowboys just look like they want it more
Posted by Fly Like An Eagle on Dec 15, 2019 | 6:59 PM
Rams Time to put in the practice squad
Posted by Kdelgen on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:02 PM
(7:37) K.Forbath 42 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 37 - Rams 7
Saints Todd Gurley: 9 rushes for 11 yards LOLOLOL
Posted by Jricky70 on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:04 PM
Rams I have NEVER not finished watching a Rams game in my 43 years as a fan. I’m done watching this game.
Posted by Fishkiller on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:04 PM
Rams I remember watching this type whippings in playoffs during the '70s.
Posted by Kdelgen on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:06 PM
Rams Giving away two first round picks for Ramsey only makes sense if it was what they needed to get over the hump, that obviously was not the case.
Posted by 40year Ramfan on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:07 PM
Every fan with any sense of foresight knew that was a terrible trade
Posted by woah on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:12 PM
Rams Good. Garbage yards, kill time. Let’s get out of here.
Posted by nj_rams_fan on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:10 PM
Rams Nice to see Goff and McVay stat padding in garbage time...smh
Posted by BubbaKincaid on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:10 PM
(3:17) T.Gurley left tackle for 7 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 37 - Rams 15
Rams Oh goody, another so-what touchdown.
Posted by Kdelgen on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:15 PM
Rams And now a needless onside kick
Posted by Kdelgen on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:15 PM
(3:09) T.Pollard left tackle for 44 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 44 - Rams 15
Rams Jason Garrett is still fired right?
Posted by todd.goslin.1 on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:25 PM
Eagles Freaking Rams look just as inept as the Eagles did.
Posted by BleeeeedinGreen on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:26 PM
Rams Cowboys have over 200 yards rushing on us. Dont care what people say about offense. Our defense couldn’t stop jack.
Posted by nj_rams_fan on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:26 PM
Over 260 to the Rams 20. Fuuuuuuudge!
Posted by Jesus loves Ewes & Rams on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:31 PM
Eagles COTY got completely outclassed by Jason Garrett of all people
Posted by i3su on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:27 PM
Jets Cowboys are running the rock down the Rams throats. Big boy ball. Got their big boy pants on.
Posted by Crackback on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:29 PM
Rams Sad
Posted by L.A.R.24 on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:33 PM
(:45) J.Goff pass to C.Kupp for 7 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 44 - Rams 21
Rams This is great. Is McVay trying to get all his players killed in stupid, needless, no way to win, time?
Posted by GoRamsandAngels on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:38 PM
Rams McVay has got to be the dumbest coach in the league
Posted by jcr2207 on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:40 PM
Rams I would have rather watched a Hallmark Christmas movie with my wife than this game.
Posted by GoRamsandAngels on Dec 15, 2019 | 7:44 PM

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