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As we like to do after Cowboys wins, today we’re going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys outplay the Miami Dolphins.
One question I’ve received with increasing frequency is why we can’t have a Trolling The Nation post after every game. Part of the answer is that unfortunately not every game is suitable for a TTN post. Often, when the Cowboys play in an early slot for example, most other fans are either busy watching their own team or debating how their own game ended, so there aren’t always a lot of comments about the Cowboys to be had. Today for example, we don’t have a lot of comments from other fan bases because many were busy watching their own team play. And the same holds true for many other teams that don’t show up in the summary below, some because they were busy watching other games, some because their blogs are not exactly a hotbed of commenting activity.
Still, a reader sent me a mail asking me to do a TTN for Sunday’s game, even if it was against a bottom-dweller like the Dolphins.
I miss the posts this year, as part of my ritual for the week is dialing up Trolling the Nation to see what all the other crybabies out there were saying about our Boys. I, for one, don’t think the quality really suffered last year. Some are better than others but your column is kinda like pizza. Even bad pizza is still pretty good. Not to say any of your posts were bad. I loved them all.
I know you said you don’t want to make posts about bottom dwellers as the wins aren’t as impressive but your articles have always been top notch! Some of the quotes you put up are better than movie quotes and more memorable. “I saw Eli’s soul leave his body after that hit.” I won’t ever forget that one.
So Cowboys fans, we’ve got your pizza ready for you today. You’ll find that this edition of TTN probably feels like a standard pizza, but once you get to the end of the Cowboys game, you’ll find we used devilishly delicious toppings.
Enjoy.
Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy our site guidelines, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.
| First Quarter | |
| Dolphins | I have hopes for a win today. Just can not help it. |
| Posted by dolfan52 on Sep 22, 2019 | 12:33 PM | |
| KICKOFF Dallas | |
| (13:25) MIA field goal is No Good | |
| Dolphins | Time to see if the D can step up a bit... |
| Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:10 PM | |
| Dolphins | I'll take a missed FG attempt over the junk we’ve been trotting out the first 2 weeks. |
| Posted by EgregiousPhilbin on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:10 PM | |
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(10:31) DAL field goal is GOOD Cowboys 3 - Dolphins 0 |
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| Dolphins | Progress. Week one we would have let them in the end zone. |
| Posted by EJPLAYA on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:16 PM | |
| Dolphins | ouch... |
| Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:19 PM | |
| Dolphins | Clean hit on Hurns...just good defense. |
| Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:19 PM | |
| Eagles | Jeff Heath is the captain of helmet to helmet hits never getting called. |
| Posted by phillyeagleGuy on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:22 PM | |
| (9:31) MIA Punts | |
| Dolphins | Amari Cooper was hearing footsepts after the Hurns hit on the exact same type of play. |
| Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:25 PM | |
| Dolphins | hate 3rd and long... |
| Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:28 PM | |
| Dolphins | do we EVER stop 3rd and long....geez... |
| Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:28 PM | |
| Dolphins | Can't stop a 3d and 20. Might be a long afternoon |
| Posted by Farorefox on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:29 PM | |
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(6:02) D.Prescott pass to A.Cooper, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 10 - Dolphins 0 |
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| Dolphins | Howard has looked awful up to this point. Cooper is really abusing him. |
| Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:31 PM | |
| Dolphins | The Dolphins need a CB2 badly |
| Posted by Landryistheman on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:31 PM | |
| Dolphins | Phins need everything but a punter |
| Posted by Farorefox on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:32 PM | |
| Texans | What happened to Dallas' D? They should be dominating this Miami team |
| Posted by NuggleTheKelpie on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:39 PM | |
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(:58) MIA field goal is GOOD Cowboys 10 - Dolphins 3 |
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| Dolphins | Passing all down the field then 3 runs to try to score. |
| Posted by Dstarok on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:41 PM | |
| The Dolphin way. | |
| Posted by dfs83 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:43 PM | |
| Dolphins | Would prefer a TD, obviously, but they're moving the ball better; that's a good thing. |
| Posted by Dolfan Lee on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:41 PM | |
| (:58) MIA onside kick RECOVERED by MIA.PENALTY - No Play | |
| Dolphins | Onside kick!! On the road no less…Woohoo! |
| Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:42 PM | |
| Eagles | This Dak to Cooper connection is something we should be worrying about. It’s starting to be a huge problem. |
| Posted by I Shittu Not on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:42 PM | |
| Texans | Look at Miami trying to lose…onside kicking it vs Dallas |
| Posted by Sacrifice4Team on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:45 PM | |
| Second Quarter | |
| (15:00) D.Prescott pass deep middle INTERCEPTED | |
| Dolphins | Great INT......but NO pass rush whatsoever !!! |
| Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:49 PM | |
| Dolphins | The Dolphins D line does know they’re supposed to get the QB right? It looks like they’re just trying to prevent him from running. Looked the same against ravens. |
| Posted by Dstarok on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:52 PM | |
| It's all part of Graham Cracker's trickery. | |
| Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:57 PM | |
| (13:58) MIA Punts | |
| Dolphins | Any way we can stop tackling Elliott at the line of scrimmage for a four-yard gain? |
| Posted by ThatMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:58 PM | |
| (10:47) DAL Punts | |
| Dolphins | Cowboys fans look stunned...almost like they thought the game would be over by now. |
| Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:00 PM | |
| Dolphins | That should have been challenged |
| Posted by dolfan52 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:11 PM | |
| Dolphins | You don't challenge when you're trying to lose |
| Posted by MasterLomaxus on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:12 PM | |
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(5:51) MIA field goal is GOOD Cowboys 10 - Dolphins 6 |
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| Browns | Josh is out, Fitzpatrick is now in…. |
| Posted by Poppawolf on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:12 PM | |
| (3:18) Dal Punts | |
| Dolphins | Whoa can't believe I almost went to the beach instead of watching the game. This is totally watchable unlike the first two weeks. Go Fins! Go Rosen! |
| Posted by Jecemis Joie on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:22 PM | |
| Texans | Rosen looks great. I’m stoked for the guy. That’d be awesome for Miami if they didn’t have to take a QB next year. |
| Posted by Nashmeister on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:27 PM | |
| (:31) K.Drake to DAL 7 for no gain. FUMBLES. RECOVERED by DAL-D.Lawrence. | |
| Dolphins | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh |
| Posted by miracles can happen on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:29 PM | |
| Dolphins | Why are we running the ball at the goalline? |
| Posted by Platipus on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:29 PM | |
| Saints | Miami fumbles in the RZ…Dallas ball |
| Posted by ZipCode70816 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:29 PM | |
| Was on purpose. They saw that the Jets were trying to out-tank them and they can’t let that happen. | |
| Posted by Silentmode on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:31 PM | |
| Dolphins | This' is how you properly tank. You play it tight, then make mind-numbing decisions at key moments. |
| Posted by Farorefox on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:31 PM | |
| Dolphins | Well, I guess this is the best of all worlds - we are starting to look good, but heavens, let's not accidentally WIN this! |
| Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:31 PM | |
| END OF HALF | |
| Panthers | NFCS might be sending a 6-10 team to the playoffs |
| Posted by Paradoxx's Last Chance on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:34 PM | |
| Texans | Man, the Dolphins…should have traded Kenyan Drake. |
| Posted by ErnestTBass on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:35 PM | |
| Dolphins | But we are WORSE than a bad team. We not only beat ourselves, but our mothers and wives and children too |
| Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:35 PM | |
| Dolphins | Well, the Dolphins definitely look better in week 3 than either of the first 2 weeks. |
| Posted by Platipus on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:39 PM | |
| Dolphins | We're gonna win this game! Callin' it! |
| Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:39 PM | |
| Dolphins | Well.....we've given up fewer points than minutes played so far.....that's a good sign.... |
| Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:41 PM | |
| Dolphins | Considering the missed FG and the fumble, there's a good chance we would be winning this game at this point. |
| Posted by miamimaniac on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:42 PM | |
| Third Quarter | |
| Dolphins | Defensive line gets NO pressure on the QB. NONE of our DBs can look good in this environment. |
| Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:50 PM | |
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(12:33) D.Prescott pass to A.Cooper for 19 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 17 - Dolphins 6 |
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| Dolphins | Cowboys are awake now |
| Posted by miracles can happen on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:51 PM | |
| Dolphins | Amari Cooper has OWNED X. Howard today! |
| Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:52 PM | |
| Dolphins | So...Half time adjustments still aren’t our thing, apparently |
| Posted by dwanathan on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:53 PM | |
| (9:10) MIA Punts | |
| Dolphins | We are playing well against one of the NFL top 5 teams and we are just complaining ? |
| Posted by Francesco Pergolini on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:55 PM | |
| Dolphins | 58 year old Witten is juking our young DBs out of their cleats. Yikes. |
| Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:06 PM | |
| Dolphins | 2nd and 12. The 'Boys had us just where they wanted us |
| Posted by Platipus on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:06 PM | |
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(3:33) D.Prescott right end for 8 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 24 - Dolphins 6 |
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| Dolphins | I am just SO glad that our coaching staff is composed of DEFENSIVE GENIUSES. |
| Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:11 PM | |
| Dolphins | Kind of like the Patriots game...Back to reality after a pretty good first half. Still see improvement though. |
| Posted by EJPLAYA on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:11 PM | |
| Dolphins | Cowboys O-line owning this game |
| Posted by morrisfenderbaum on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:11 PM | |
| Dolphins | Hey, it was nice while it lasted |
| Posted by Farorefox on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:12 PM | |
| Dolphins | This game would be really out of hand if we hadn’t kicked those two FG’s earlier. |
| Posted by wellwhoopddamndo on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:14 PM | |
| Browns | I’m waiting for the day when a smart tv can turn off the announcers and hear just the crowd and stadium speakers. |
| Posted by bob5453 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:17 PM | |
| (2:00) MIA Punts | |
| Dolphins | Problem with hiring Belichick assistants is that they don’t bring Belichick and Brady with them. |
| Posted by Dstarok on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:18 PM | |
| Dolphins | A guy we just got off the streets gets our first sack |
| Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:20 PM | |
| Fourth Quarter | |
| (15:00) Dal Punts | |
| (12:47) MIA Punts | |
| Dolphins | I’ve NEVER seen a QB CONSTANTLY get that much time to throw. Come on! Our D line looks like they are slow dancing with their blockers! |
| Posted by Dstarok on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:23 PM | |
| Texans | Taco sacks Dak! |
| Posted by kidavid on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:25 PM | |
| Dolphins | They say "this isn't over." Miami says "hold my beer." |
| Posted by Fuhbawl on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:29 PM | |
| Dolphins | They're piping Loverboy into Rosen's helmet as we speak ... |
| Posted by dwanathan on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:30 PM | |
| Dolphins | Rosen's going to get pulled by Flo for "body language detrimental to the team". |
| Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:31 PM | |
| Dolphins | Too light to stop Elliott running the clock |
| Posted by dwanathan on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:38 PM | |
| Dolphins | Elliott is out and his backup is in |
| Posted by Platipus on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:41 PM | |
| (7:59) B.Maher 55 yard field goal is No Good | |
| (5:35) MIA-4-5-DAL 38 J.Rosen pass to M.Gesicki for -2 yards. Turover on downs. | |
| Dolphins | [Team owner] Ross is trying to pretend he's interested in the game by using binoculars. Truth is, they are fake and filled with liquor. Only way to watch this game by now. |
| Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM | |
| Dolphins | Progress: we came in averaging 5 points/game......We leave averaging 5.3 points/game :blush: |
| Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM | |
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(3:50) T.Pollard left end for 16 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 31 - Dolphins 6 |
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| Dolphins | Just like last week -- Miami got blown up in the 2nd half |
| Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:00 PM | |
| (:43) MIA-4-2-DAL 40 K.Drake for 1 yard. Turnover on downs. | |
| (:38) DAL kneels for -1 yards. | |
| END GAME | |
| Bears | Cowboys are going to win the NFC East by Thanksgiving |
| Posted by No Homers on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:16 PM | |
| Dolphins | 13-3 it is... |
| Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:17 PM | |
| Bears | All of the noon home teams won today, except the Eagles. |
| Posted by Cooler by the Lake on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:17 PM | |
The Eagles? Did somebody mention the Eagles?
| First Quarter | |
| Eagles | GO BIRDS! GO BIRDS! GO BIRDS! |
| Posted by Woodbridge Eagles on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:02 PM | |
| Eagles | Ball first feel like we needed this |
| Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:03 PM | |
| KICKOFF | |
| Eagles | I'm feeling that throwback unis game vibe. We're gonna go BIG today |
| Posted by ScreamingEagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:05 PM | |
| Eagles | Gonna be a long game if we can’t run |
| Posted by Zracer on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:06 PM | |
| Just means that Wentz will have to carry them yet again…. | |
| Posted by HeISTheAX on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:07 PM | |
| This made me laugh. Wentz is not good enough to carry this team. We need him to protect the ball. his mechanics still look like crap and the ball is still sailing on him. He had plenty of open receivers on that drive with a decent pocket. | |
| Posted by BleeeeedinGreen on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:13 PM | |
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(11:30) PHI field goal is GOOD Eagles 3 - Lions 0 |
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| Eagles | 1st Quarter points!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by ScreamingEagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:09 PM | |
| Eagles | At least we got SOME points |
| Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:09 PM | |
| Eagles | Cmon defense. A turnover could break this game open for us |
| Posted by Jayblake on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:10 PM | |
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(11:30) PHI kicks 65 yards to DET 0. DET for 100 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Eagles 3 - Lions 7 |
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| Eagles | SMH |
| Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:13 PM | |
| Eagles | Well that was bad |
| Posted by Rex Slapchest on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:13 PM | |
| Eagles | wow |
| Posted by jacktank10 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:13 PM | |
| Eagles | Well, at least we had the lead in the 1st at one point this season. |
| Posted by Woodbridge Eagles on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:14 PM | |
| Eagles | Darn I'm Late. Is it too late for me to be Negative or is that the consensus now? |
| Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:16 PM | |
| You made it just in time, takes only just started | |
| Posted by ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeNorm on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:17 PM | |
| Eagles | Running game looks a lot better right now *knocks on wood* |
| Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:18 PM | |
| Eagles | This running game thing is kinda cool |
| Posted by TSPC37730 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:18 PM | |
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(6:19) J.Howard right tackle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN Eagles 10 - Lions 7 |
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| Eagles | Big Boy drive |
| Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:21 PM | |
| Eagles | Howard gets a TD good drive team |
| Posted by jacktank10 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:21 PM | |
| Eagles | Well, at least our Defense has not been worked hard yet. |
| Posted by Chinacat Steve on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:24 PM | |
| Eagles | Time for the defense to kill the hype |
| Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:26 PM | |
| Eagles | Schwartz with the blitzes again. And the corners get burned. |
| Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:27 PM | |
| Eagles | Did Stafford just have 10 seconds to run around? |
| Posted by Revenge of Weapon X on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:28 PM | |
| Eagles | Got Stafford out here looking like Russel Wilson |
| Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:30 PM | |
| Eagles | This defense is just trash. |
| Posted by EaglesFanatic80 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:31 PM | |
| It has to be the scheme. How many corners have started for the eagles last 3 years and it never matters they ALL get burned. | |
| Posted by Joey0210 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:33 PM | |
| Eagles | we aren’t going to win anything with this defense |
| Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:32 PM | |
| Eagles | Is this the worst defense of the decade? |
| Posted by Jammity Man on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:32 PM | |
| Eagles | Our front 4 can’t get pressure against anyone. |
| Posted by TheMammoth on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:32 PM | |
| Eagles | Stafford w all day to throw |
| Posted by OrlandoBird on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:32 PM | |
| Eagles | Ronald Darby being targeted. He’s seen as the weak link now…..wait until Aaron Rodgers sees the tape..smdh |
| Posted by Eaglehaslanded !!! on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:33 PM | |
| Eagles | I think only one throw by Stafford has gone to the left side. Darby picked on all day |
| Posted by Justyn L. on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:36 PM | |
| Second Quarter | |
| Eagles | Our defensive sucks because of our terrible defensive scouting and targeting old players. Defensive free agents signing and terrible drafting under Roseman-Pederson Era. |
| Posted by Phoenix X Maximus on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:39 PM | |
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(14:12) K.Johnson for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN Eagles 10 - Lions 14 |
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| Eagles | I have not enjoyed the season so far. |
| Posted by Hail_Swoop on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:40 PM | |
| Eagles | Just drove that right down our throat |
| Posted by Eaglehaslanded !!! on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:40 PM | |
| Eagles | Lmao so much for being a superbowl contender. This defense is absolute garbage |
| Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:41 PM | |
| Eagles | Gonna have to score on every possession |
| Posted by Hail2DougieP on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:45 PM | |
| Eagles | Run the damn ball |
| Posted by DoubleplusUngood on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:46 PM | |
| Stop with that crazy talk | |
| Posted by Hail2DougieP on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:47 PM | |
| Eagles | Aggy another drop. |
| Posted by EaglesFanatic80 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:48 PM | |
| Eagles | Droppppp Aggy |
| Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:48 PM | |
| Eagles | Sigh another drive ended by agg |
| Posted by Jayblake on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:48 PM | |
| (10:53) PHI Punts | |
| Eagles | Who knew losing Hicks and Long would make the defense fall off a steep ass cliff |
| Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:51 PM | |
| Eagles | Best first quarter of the year. And we’re trailing. Not a good sign. |
| Posted by Hail2DougieP on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:51 PM | |
| Eagles | Hey, they got a stop! |
| Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:55 PM | |
| (8:53) DET Punts | |
| Eagles | Detroit can't convert a 3rd and 15 against us? They’re scared. |
| Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:56 PM | |
| Eagles | Did Lurie trade the eternal health of his players for a Super Bowl ring? |
| Posted by Rex Slapchest on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:59 PM | |
| Eagles | Hey Mr Lurie, fire your quack doctors before they kill all our players |
| Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:59 PM | |
| Eagles | Are we the most hurt team in the league |
| Posted by jacktank10 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:00 PM | |
| Eagles | Quickly losing faith in this coaching staff |
| Posted by TheLameJB99 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:05 PM | |
| (5:15) M.Sanders FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DET | |
| Eagles | Whooooaaaa Sanders |
| Posted by rhudej22 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:06 PM | |
| Eagles | This aint our year |
| Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:06 PM | |
| Eagles | We're done. This is embarrassing |
| Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:07 PM | |
| Eagles | Game slipping away |
| Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:07 PM | |
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(3:32) DET Field goal is GOOD Eagles 10 - Lions 17 |
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| Eagles | Okay. Call me when its mock draft season. |
| Posted by Andy from BL on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:10 PM | |
| Eagles | Let's tie this up! |
| Posted by RBHeadge on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:12 PM | |
| Eagles | We are moving the ball but we need that BIG play |
| Posted by Joey0210 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:13 PM | |
| (2:00) N.Agholor FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DET | |
| Eagles | This is the worst game ever |
| Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:16 PM | |
| Eagles | Wow |
| Posted by rhudej22 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:16 PM | |
| Eagles | GAME OVER. |
| Posted by Flash in The Pan Prescott on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:17 PM | |
| Eagles | This whole team is trash today |
| Posted by EagleFury on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:18 PM | |
| Eagles | Digusting Displays of Ineptitude |
| Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:18 PM | |
| Eagles | We’re staring at 1-3, gentlemen |
| Posted by Empty soul on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:19 PM | |
| Eagles | The Packers are going to murder us next week, 1-3? |
| Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:22 PM | |
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(:59) DET field goal is GOOD Eagles 10 - Lions 20 |
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| Eagles | Luckily the defense has held Detroit to FGs on a couple of these drives. Otherwise this game would be over by halftime. |
| Posted by nononono on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:25 PM | |
| Eagles | Eagles have 230 plus yards of offense and yet.... |
| Posted by Bigdaddy40 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:26 PM | |
| Eagles | This team is a joke. A bad joke. |
| Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:28 PM | |
| END OF HALF | |
| Eagles | We suck again. |
| Posted by Hail_Swoop on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:31 PM | |
| Eagles | Cowboys are only up by 4 on the Dolphins at halftime. At home. That’s kind of hilarious. That potent Kellen Moore offense of theirs has a resounding 10 points against the worst team of the decade. |
| Posted by the jack-'em-up kid on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:40 PM | |
| Forget Dallas. We gotta get our heads out of our asses and take care of our business this half. | |
| Posted by HeISTheAX on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:41 PM | |
| You are throwing stones IN THE GLASS HOUSE...Riding in a glass car with boulders in the trunk | |
| Posted by Startrek on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:42 PM | |
| Yeah, having a lead. haha | |
| Posted by Rex Slapchest on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:42 PM | |
| Now is not the time to be laughing at the Cowboys. You’re laughing at the Cowboys? They’re probably laughing at us. We had WRs fumbling the ball — untouched | |
| Posted by Joe_D on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:42 PM | |
| I honestly regretted posting that the millisecond I hit "Post" | |
| Posted by the jack-'em-up kid on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:46 PM | |
| Third Quarter | |
| Eagles | If Matt Patricia is the "worst coach in the league"… What does that say about our team? |
| Posted by (Un) on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:46 PM | |
| Eagles | I really didnt want to drink today. There goes that |
| Posted by 718Eagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:49 PM | |
| (12:23) DET Punts | |
| Eagles | OK offense… just… try not to suck |
| Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:52 PM | |
| Eagles | Ass clinched when Agholor gets the ball |
| Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:55 PM | |
| Eagles | We're going to lose this game, aren't we? |
| Posted by phillyeagleGuy on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:58 PM | |
| Eagles | I'm already over this freaking season. 3 weeks in. SMH |
| Posted by 718Eagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:59 PM | |
| (9:32) PHI Punts | |
| Eagles | Why is the defense suddenly good? Not that I’m complaining |
| Posted by FlyEaglesForever on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:03 PM | |
| Eagles | Defense playing better than offense so far |
| Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:04 PM | |
| (7:09) Det Punts | |
| Eagles | Touchdown here and we’re in business. Come on boys! |
| Posted by Gwaihir on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:07 PM | |
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(4:23) C.Wentz pass to N.Agholor, TOUCHDOWN. Eagles 17 - Lions 20 |
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| Eagles | NELLY |
| Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:10 PM | |
| Eagles | AGGY FOR TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE REDEEMED HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by Phoenix X Maximus on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:11 PM | |
| Eagles | I hate you I love you |
| Posted by MrBiggStuffer on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:11 PM | |
| Eagles | Your turn D! Hold my beer! |
| Posted by OrlandoBird on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:15 PM | |
| Eagles | Lions score incoming |
| Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:17 PM | |
| Eagles | I know it’s a lot to ask, but I’d like to see a sack and maybe even a stop here. |
| Posted by GBenson on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:18 PM | |
| Eagles | Defense gets stop after stop. As soon as we score, the lions drive. |
| Posted by Hail_Swoop on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:19 PM | |
| Eagles | Getting owned by Lions offense. Sad |
| Posted by kman949 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:19 PM | |
| Fourth Quarter | |
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(15:00) M.Stafford pass to M.Jones, TOUCHDOWN. Eagles 17 - Lions 27 |
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| Eagles | Of course |
| Posted by Zracer on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:23 PM | |
| Eagles | When do the mock drafts start |
| Posted by RBHeadge on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:23 PM | |
| Eagles | Well, that's game … STOP WRITING THOSE DUMBASS ARTICLES JOKING ABOUT OPPOSING TEAMS, DAVE |
| Posted by phillyeagleGuy on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:24 PM | |
| Eagles | This team is overhyped and not for real. |
| Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:24 PM | |
| Eagles | We were all so hyped during the offseason, this team looked amazing on paper, and there goes all that. |
| Posted by 718Eagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:26 PM | |
| Eagles | Over hyped and good on paper. Bro not sure how long u been a eagles fan but this is all normal. |
| Posted by Eaglefarts on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:28 PM | |
| Eagles | We just look defeated now |
| Posted by 718Eagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:28 PM | |
| Eagles | Why the heck does the OL just stand around |
| Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:29 PM | |
| Eagles | My brothers, we are in for a long LONG season with Dallas winning the division. |
| Posted by FlyEaglesForever on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:30 PM | |
| (13:15) PHI Punts | |
| Eagles | I'm sick of blaming Groh, at some point Doug needs to be held accountable. This is HIS offense and HIS play calling. |
| Posted by phillyeagleGuy on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:31 PM | |
| Eagles | Outcoached in literally every facet of the game. Hat tip to the assclowns at BGN for writing that article how fatboy is the worst coach in the league. |
| Posted by Paulie9050 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:32 PM | |
| Eagles | We should keep making fun of Dallas. To make us feel better |
| Posted by WalkItToUmWentz on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:32 PM | |
| Eagles | Hmmm.....and how's that working? Asking for a friend. |
| Posted by jmays on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:20 PM | |
| Eagles | BGN really drank the cool-aid this year, especially the so called "analysts" on the site. Really showed how much football the writers on this site actually know |
| Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:33 PM | |
| Eagles | bgn does every year |
| Posted by Joe_D on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:36 PM | |
| (11:38) DET Punts | |
| Eagles | This OL is trash |
| Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:36 PM | |
| Eagles | Best OL in the league, according to PFF |
| Posted by Hail_Swoop on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:37 PM | |
| Eagles | What happened to our O-Line? They’re getting ragdolled almost every play |
| Posted by Sulfhemoglobinemia on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:42 PM | |
| Eagles | Query About the Power Rankings: What excuse is Gowton going to use this week to keep the Eagles above the Cowboys? Cuz Detroit ain’t world beaters… |
| Posted by coolmajaka on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:43 PM | |
| Eagles | Good question. Look forward to his "Matt LeFleur is a fraud" article too as the Packers hang 40 on us |
| Posted by Joe_D on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:44 PM | |
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(7:03) C.Wentz pass to N.Agholor, TOUCHDOWN. Eagles 24 - Lions 27 |
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| Eagles | TOUCHDOWN!!! NOW CAN THE DEFENSE HOLD THE LIONS FROM SCORING? |
| Posted by Eaglehaslanded !!! on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:45 PM | |
| Eagles | I've seen better coverage by a fishing net in a snow storm! |
| Posted by 17thandShunk on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:50 PM | |
| Eagles | All those draft analysts that mocked CBs to us were laughed at |
| Posted by phunkenstein7 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:52 PM | |
| (3:24) Det Punts | |
| Eagles | Let's go boys!!!! |
| Posted by HeISTheAX on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:54 PM | |
| Eagles | Wentz can't lead a comeback drive |
| Posted by RBHeadge on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:54 PM | |
| Eagles | Butt clenching time |
| Posted by Zracer on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:54 PM | |
| (2:25) PHI-4-8-PHI 22. C.Wentz scrambles for 6 yards. Turnover on downs. | |
| Eagles | Punt you idiot |
| Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM | |
| Eagles | Oh no |
| Posted by Zracer on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM | |
| Eagles | sigh |
| Posted by Testes Rex on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM | |
| Eagles | Awesome another yard short on 4th down. |
| Posted by EaglesFanatic80 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM | |
| Eagles | I was very optimistic all week. What a fool I was |
| Posted by the jack-'em-up kid on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:58 PM | |
| Eagles | That was the most hopeless attempt at a game winning drive |
| Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:59 PM | |
| Eagles | This season is liked being trapped in a slow-motion train wreck that just won’t end |
| Posted by Testes Rex on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:01 PM | |
| Eagles | This is turning into quite the collapse by a team two years removed from a SB win. Smh, this is getting sad |
| Posted by Santa Deserved It on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:01 PM | |
| (1:53) DET field goal is BLOCKED, RECOVERED by PHI | |
| Eagles | NO WAY. WHAT IS THIS GAME??? |
| Posted by Woodbridge Eagles on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:03 PM | |
| Eagles | OMGGGGGG |
| Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:03 PM | |
| Eagles | 96 seconds to go 50 yds |
| Posted by RBHeadge on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:06 PM | |
| Eagles | Just need a FG |
| Posted by Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:06 PM | |
| Eagles | CAN WENTZ BE CLUTCH FOR ONCE?! |
| Posted by ChrisSharp on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:06 PM | |
| Eagles | 3rd and 10 and we throw it 5 yards….. |
| Posted by Chinacat Steve on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:08 PM | |
| Eagles | Just googled it and a JUGGS machine runs about 2 grand |
| Posted by DefenestrateYou on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:08 PM | |
| Eagles | Another OPI. Unreal |
| Posted by Chinacat Steve on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:09 PM | |
| (:49) PHI-4-15-PHI 45. C.Wentz pass incomplete. Turnover on downs. | |
| Eagles | Dude isn’t clutch |
| Posted by ChrisSharp on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:09 PM | |
| Eagles | And it ends with another dropped ball. Fitting |
| Posted by TSPC37730 on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:09 PM | |
| END OF GAME | |
| Eagles | Keep the receivers on the field working the juggs machine till midnight |
| Posted by frosstbyte on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:10 PM | |
| Eagles | Super Bowl Pretenders. Pathetic |
| Posted by FootlongFoles on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:13 PM | |