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Read what other fans had to say as they watched the Cowboys take a big lead in the NFC East.

Dallas Cowboys v Washington Redskins Photo by Will Newton/Getty Images

As we like to do after Cowboys wins, today we’re going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys outplay the Miami Dolphins.

One question I’ve received with increasing frequency is why we can’t have a Trolling The Nation post after every game. Part of the answer is that unfortunately not every game is suitable for a TTN post. Often, when the Cowboys play in an early slot for example, most other fans are either busy watching their own team or debating how their own game ended, so there aren’t always a lot of comments about the Cowboys to be had. Today for example, we don’t have a lot of comments from other fan bases because many were busy watching their own team play. And the same holds true for many other teams that don’t show up in the summary below, some because they were busy watching other games, some because their blogs are not exactly a hotbed of commenting activity.

Still, a reader sent me a mail asking me to do a TTN for Sunday’s game, even if it was against a bottom-dweller like the Dolphins.

I miss the posts this year, as part of my ritual for the week is dialing up Trolling the Nation to see what all the other crybabies out there were saying about our Boys. I, for one, don’t think the quality really suffered last year. Some are better than others but your column is kinda like pizza. Even bad pizza is still pretty good. Not to say any of your posts were bad. I loved them all.

I know you said you don’t want to make posts about bottom dwellers as the wins aren’t as impressive but your articles have always been top notch! Some of the quotes you put up are better than movie quotes and more memorable. “I saw Eli’s soul leave his body after that hit.” I won’t ever forget that one.

So Cowboys fans, we’ve got your pizza ready for you today. You’ll find that this edition of TTN probably feels like a standard pizza, but once you get to the end of the Cowboys game, you’ll find we used devilishly delicious toppings.

Enjoy.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy our site guidelines, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

First Quarter
Dolphins I have hopes for a win today. Just can not help it.
Posted by dolfan52 on Sep 22, 2019 | 12:33 PM
KICKOFF Dallas
(13:25) MIA field goal is No Good
Dolphins Time to see if the D can step up a bit...
Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:10 PM
Dolphins I'll take a missed FG attempt over the junk we’ve been trotting out the first 2 weeks.
Posted by EgregiousPhilbin on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:10 PM
(10:31) DAL field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 3 - Dolphins 0
Dolphins Progress. Week one we would have let them in the end zone.
Posted by EJPLAYA on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:16 PM
Dolphins ouch...
Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:19 PM
Dolphins Clean hit on Hurns...just good defense.
Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:19 PM
Eagles Jeff Heath is the captain of helmet to helmet hits never getting called.
Posted by phillyeagleGuy on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:22 PM
(9:31) MIA Punts
Dolphins Amari Cooper was hearing footsepts after the Hurns hit on the exact same type of play.
Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:25 PM
Dolphins hate 3rd and long...
Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:28 PM
Dolphins do we EVER stop 3rd and long....geez...
Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:28 PM
Dolphins Can't stop a 3d and 20. Might be a long afternoon
Posted by Farorefox on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:29 PM
(6:02) D.Prescott pass to A.Cooper, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 10 - Dolphins 0
Dolphins Howard has looked awful up to this point. Cooper is really abusing him.
Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:31 PM
Dolphins The Dolphins need a CB2 badly
Posted by Landryistheman on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:31 PM
Dolphins Phins need everything but a punter
Posted by Farorefox on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:32 PM
Texans What happened to Dallas' D? They should be dominating this Miami team
Posted by NuggleTheKelpie on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:39 PM
(:58) MIA field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 10 - Dolphins 3
Dolphins Passing all down the field then 3 runs to try to score.
Posted by Dstarok on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:41 PM
The Dolphin way.
Posted by dfs83 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:43 PM
Dolphins Would prefer a TD, obviously, but they're moving the ball better; that's a good thing.
Posted by Dolfan Lee on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:41 PM
(:58) MIA onside kick RECOVERED by MIA.PENALTY - No Play
Dolphins Onside kick!! On the road no less…Woohoo!
Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:42 PM
Eagles This Dak to Cooper connection is something we should be worrying about. It’s starting to be a huge problem.
Posted by I Shittu Not on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:42 PM
Texans Look at Miami trying to lose…onside kicking it vs Dallas
Posted by Sacrifice4Team on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:45 PM
Second Quarter
(15:00) D.Prescott pass deep middle INTERCEPTED
Dolphins Great INT......but NO pass rush whatsoever !!!
Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:49 PM
Dolphins The Dolphins D line does know they’re supposed to get the QB right? It looks like they’re just trying to prevent him from running. Looked the same against ravens.
Posted by Dstarok on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:52 PM
It's all part of Graham Cracker's trickery.
Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:57 PM
(13:58) MIA Punts
Dolphins Any way we can stop tackling Elliott at the line of scrimmage for a four-yard gain?
Posted by ThatMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:58 PM
(10:47) DAL Punts
Dolphins Cowboys fans look stunned...almost like they thought the game would be over by now.
Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:00 PM
Dolphins That should have been challenged
Posted by dolfan52 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:11 PM
Dolphins You don't challenge when you're trying to lose
Posted by MasterLomaxus on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:12 PM
(5:51) MIA field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 10 - Dolphins 6
Browns Josh is out, Fitzpatrick is now in….
Posted by Poppawolf on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:12 PM
(3:18) Dal Punts
Dolphins Whoa can't believe I almost went to the beach instead of watching the game. This is totally watchable unlike the first two weeks. Go Fins! Go Rosen!
Posted by Jecemis Joie on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:22 PM
Texans Rosen looks great. I’m stoked for the guy. That’d be awesome for Miami if they didn’t have to take a QB next year.
Posted by Nashmeister on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:27 PM
(:31) K.Drake to DAL 7 for no gain. FUMBLES. RECOVERED by DAL-D.Lawrence.
Dolphins aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh
Posted by miracles can happen on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:29 PM
Dolphins Why are we running the ball at the goalline?
Posted by Platipus on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:29 PM
Saints Miami fumbles in the RZ…Dallas ball
Posted by ZipCode70816 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:29 PM
Was on purpose. They saw that the Jets were trying to out-tank them and they can’t let that happen.
Posted by Silentmode on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:31 PM
Dolphins This' is how you properly tank. You play it tight, then make mind-numbing decisions at key moments.
Posted by Farorefox on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:31 PM
Dolphins Well, I guess this is the best of all worlds - we are starting to look good, but heavens, let's not accidentally WIN this!
Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:31 PM
END OF HALF
Panthers NFCS might be sending a 6-10 team to the playoffs
Posted by Paradoxx's Last Chance on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:34 PM
Texans Man, the Dolphins…should have traded Kenyan Drake.
Posted by ErnestTBass on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:35 PM
Dolphins But we are WORSE than a bad team. We not only beat ourselves, but our mothers and wives and children too
Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:35 PM
Dolphins Well, the Dolphins definitely look better in week 3 than either of the first 2 weeks.
Posted by Platipus on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:39 PM
Dolphins We're gonna win this game! Callin' it!
Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:39 PM
Dolphins Well.....we've given up fewer points than minutes played so far.....that's a good sign....
Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:41 PM
Dolphins Considering the missed FG and the fumble, there's a good chance we would be winning this game at this point.
Posted by miamimaniac on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:42 PM

Third Quarter
Dolphins Defensive line gets NO pressure on the QB. NONE of our DBs can look good in this environment.
Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:50 PM
(12:33) D.Prescott pass to A.Cooper for 19 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 17 - Dolphins 6
Dolphins Cowboys are awake now
Posted by miracles can happen on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:51 PM
Dolphins Amari Cooper has OWNED X. Howard today!
Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:52 PM
Dolphins So...Half time adjustments still aren’t our thing, apparently
Posted by dwanathan on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:53 PM
(9:10) MIA Punts
Dolphins We are playing well against one of the NFL top 5 teams and we are just complaining ?
Posted by Francesco Pergolini on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:55 PM
Dolphins 58 year old Witten is juking our young DBs out of their cleats. Yikes.
Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:06 PM
Dolphins 2nd and 12. The 'Boys had us just where they wanted us
Posted by Platipus on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:06 PM
(3:33) D.Prescott right end for 8 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 24 - Dolphins 6
Dolphins I am just SO glad that our coaching staff is composed of DEFENSIVE GENIUSES.
Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:11 PM
Dolphins Kind of like the Patriots game...Back to reality after a pretty good first half. Still see improvement though.
Posted by EJPLAYA on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:11 PM
Dolphins Cowboys O-line owning this game
Posted by morrisfenderbaum on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:11 PM
Dolphins Hey, it was nice while it lasted
Posted by Farorefox on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:12 PM
Dolphins This game would be really out of hand if we hadn’t kicked those two FG’s earlier.
Posted by wellwhoopddamndo on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:14 PM
Browns I’m waiting for the day when a smart tv can turn off the announcers and hear just the crowd and stadium speakers.
Posted by bob5453 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:17 PM
(2:00) MIA Punts
Dolphins Problem with hiring Belichick assistants is that they don’t bring Belichick and Brady with them.
Posted by Dstarok on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:18 PM
Dolphins A guy we just got off the streets gets our first sack
Posted by Bassanova on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:20 PM
Fourth Quarter
(15:00) Dal Punts
(12:47) MIA Punts
Dolphins I’ve NEVER seen a QB CONSTANTLY get that much time to throw. Come on! Our D line looks like they are slow dancing with their blockers!
Posted by Dstarok on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:23 PM
Texans Taco sacks Dak!
Posted by kidavid on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:25 PM
Dolphins They say "this isn't over." Miami says "hold my beer."
Posted by Fuhbawl on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:29 PM
Dolphins They're piping Loverboy into Rosen's helmet as we speak ...
Posted by dwanathan on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:30 PM
Dolphins Rosen's going to get pulled by Flo for "body language detrimental to the team".
Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:31 PM
Dolphins Too light to stop Elliott running the clock
Posted by dwanathan on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:38 PM
Dolphins Elliott is out and his backup is in
Posted by Platipus on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:41 PM
(7:59) B.Maher 55 yard field goal is No Good
(5:35) MIA-4-5-DAL 38 J.Rosen pass to M.Gesicki for -2 yards. Turover on downs.
Dolphins [Team owner] Ross is trying to pretend he's interested in the game by using binoculars. Truth is, they are fake and filled with liquor. Only way to watch this game by now.
Posted by Heliumiami on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM
Dolphins Progress: we came in averaging 5 points/game......We leave averaging 5.3 points/game :blush:
Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM
(3:50) T.Pollard left end for 16 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 31 - Dolphins 6
Dolphins Just like last week -- Miami got blown up in the 2nd half
Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:00 PM
(:43) MIA-4-2-DAL 40 K.Drake for 1 yard. Turnover on downs.
(:38) DAL kneels for -1 yards.
END GAME
Bears Cowboys are going to win the NFC East by Thanksgiving
Posted by No Homers on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:16 PM
Dolphins 13-3 it is...
Posted by cinmat3128 on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:17 PM
Bears All of the noon home teams won today, except the Eagles.
Posted by Cooler by the Lake on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:17 PM

The Eagles? Did somebody mention the Eagles?

First Quarter
Eagles GO BIRDS! GO BIRDS! GO BIRDS!
Posted by Woodbridge Eagles on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:02 PM
Eagles Ball first feel like we needed this
Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:03 PM
KICKOFF
Eagles I'm feeling that throwback unis game vibe. We're gonna go BIG today
Posted by ScreamingEagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:05 PM
Eagles Gonna be a long game if we can’t run
Posted by Zracer on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:06 PM
Just means that Wentz will have to carry them yet again….
Posted by HeISTheAX on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:07 PM
This made me laugh. Wentz is not good enough to carry this team. We need him to protect the ball. his mechanics still look like crap and the ball is still sailing on him. He had plenty of open receivers on that drive with a decent pocket.
Posted by BleeeeedinGreen on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:13 PM
(11:30) PHI field goal is GOOD
Eagles 3 - Lions 0
Eagles 1st Quarter points!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by ScreamingEagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:09 PM
Eagles At least we got SOME points
Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:09 PM
Eagles Cmon defense. A turnover could break this game open for us
Posted by Jayblake on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:10 PM
(11:30) PHI kicks 65 yards to DET 0. DET for 100 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Eagles 3 - Lions 7
Eagles SMH
Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:13 PM
Eagles Well that was bad
Posted by Rex Slapchest on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:13 PM
Eagles wow
Posted by jacktank10 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:13 PM
Eagles Well, at least we had the lead in the 1st at one point this season.
Posted by Woodbridge Eagles on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:14 PM
Eagles Darn I'm Late. Is it too late for me to be Negative or is that the consensus now?
Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:16 PM
You made it just in time, takes only just started
Posted by ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeNorm on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:17 PM
Eagles Running game looks a lot better right now *knocks on wood*
Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:18 PM
Eagles This running game thing is kinda cool
Posted by TSPC37730 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:18 PM
(6:19) J.Howard right tackle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN
Eagles 10 - Lions 7
Eagles Big Boy drive
Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:21 PM
Eagles Howard gets a TD good drive team
Posted by jacktank10 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:21 PM
Eagles Well, at least our Defense has not been worked hard yet.
Posted by Chinacat Steve on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:24 PM
Eagles Time for the defense to kill the hype
Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:26 PM
Eagles Schwartz with the blitzes again. And the corners get burned.
Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:27 PM
Eagles Did Stafford just have 10 seconds to run around?
Posted by Revenge of Weapon X on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:28 PM
Eagles Got Stafford out here looking like Russel Wilson
Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:30 PM
Eagles This defense is just trash.
Posted by EaglesFanatic80 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:31 PM
It has to be the scheme. How many corners have started for the eagles last 3 years and it never matters they ALL get burned.
Posted by Joey0210 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:33 PM
Eagles we aren’t going to win anything with this defense
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:32 PM
Eagles Is this the worst defense of the decade?
Posted by Jammity Man on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:32 PM
Eagles Our front 4 can’t get pressure against anyone.
Posted by TheMammoth on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:32 PM
Eagles Stafford w all day to throw
Posted by OrlandoBird on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:32 PM
Eagles Ronald Darby being targeted. He’s seen as the weak link now…..wait until Aaron Rodgers sees the tape..smdh
Posted by Eaglehaslanded !!! on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:33 PM
Eagles I think only one throw by Stafford has gone to the left side. Darby picked on all day
Posted by Justyn L. on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:36 PM
Second Quarter
Eagles Our defensive sucks because of our terrible defensive scouting and targeting old players. Defensive free agents signing and terrible drafting under Roseman-Pederson Era.
Posted by Phoenix X Maximus on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:39 PM
(14:12) K.Johnson for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN
Eagles 10 - Lions 14
Eagles I have not enjoyed the season so far.
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:40 PM
Eagles Just drove that right down our throat
Posted by Eaglehaslanded !!! on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:40 PM
Eagles Lmao so much for being a superbowl contender. This defense is absolute garbage
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:41 PM
Eagles Gonna have to score on every possession
Posted by Hail2DougieP on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:45 PM
Eagles Run the damn ball
Posted by DoubleplusUngood on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:46 PM
Stop with that crazy talk
Posted by Hail2DougieP on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:47 PM
Eagles Aggy another drop.
Posted by EaglesFanatic80 on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:48 PM
Eagles Droppppp Aggy
Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:48 PM
Eagles Sigh another drive ended by agg
Posted by Jayblake on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:48 PM
(10:53) PHI Punts
Eagles Who knew losing Hicks and Long would make the defense fall off a steep ass cliff
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:51 PM
Eagles Best first quarter of the year. And we’re trailing. Not a good sign.
Posted by Hail2DougieP on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:51 PM
Eagles Hey, they got a stop!
Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:55 PM
(8:53) DET Punts
Eagles Detroit can't convert a 3rd and 15 against us? They’re scared.
Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:56 PM
Eagles Did Lurie trade the eternal health of his players for a Super Bowl ring?
Posted by Rex Slapchest on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:59 PM
Eagles Hey Mr Lurie, fire your quack doctors before they kill all our players
Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 1:59 PM
Eagles Are we the most hurt team in the league
Posted by jacktank10 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:00 PM
Eagles Quickly losing faith in this coaching staff
Posted by TheLameJB99 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:05 PM
(5:15) M.Sanders FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DET
Eagles Whooooaaaa Sanders
Posted by rhudej22 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:06 PM
Eagles This aint our year
Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:06 PM
Eagles We're done. This is embarrassing
Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:07 PM
Eagles Game slipping away
Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:07 PM
(3:32) DET Field goal is GOOD
Eagles 10 - Lions 17
Eagles Okay. Call me when its mock draft season.
Posted by Andy from BL on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:10 PM
Eagles Let's tie this up!
Posted by RBHeadge on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:12 PM
Eagles We are moving the ball but we need that BIG play
Posted by Joey0210 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:13 PM
(2:00) N.Agholor FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DET
Eagles This is the worst game ever
Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:16 PM
Eagles Wow
Posted by rhudej22 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:16 PM
Eagles GAME OVER.
Posted by Flash in The Pan Prescott on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:17 PM
Eagles This whole team is trash today
Posted by EagleFury on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:18 PM
Eagles Digusting Displays of Ineptitude
Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:18 PM
Eagles We’re staring at 1-3, gentlemen
Posted by Empty soul on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:19 PM
Eagles The Packers are going to murder us next week, 1-3?
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:22 PM
(:59) DET field goal is GOOD
Eagles 10 - Lions 20
Eagles Luckily the defense has held Detroit to FGs on a couple of these drives. Otherwise this game would be over by halftime.
Posted by nononono on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:25 PM
Eagles Eagles have 230 plus yards of offense and yet....
Posted by Bigdaddy40 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:26 PM
Eagles This team is a joke. A bad joke.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:28 PM
END OF HALF
Eagles We suck again.
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:31 PM
Eagles Cowboys are only up by 4 on the Dolphins at halftime. At home. That’s kind of hilarious. That potent Kellen Moore offense of theirs has a resounding 10 points against the worst team of the decade.
Posted by the jack-'em-up kid on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:40 PM
Forget Dallas. We gotta get our heads out of our asses and take care of our business this half.
Posted by HeISTheAX on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:41 PM
You are throwing stones IN THE GLASS HOUSE...Riding in a glass car with boulders in the trunk
Posted by Startrek on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:42 PM
Yeah, having a lead. haha
Posted by Rex Slapchest on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:42 PM
Now is not the time to be laughing at the Cowboys. You’re laughing at the Cowboys? They’re probably laughing at us. We had WRs fumbling the ball — untouched
Posted by Joe_D on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:42 PM
I honestly regretted posting that the millisecond I hit "Post"
Posted by the jack-'em-up kid on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:46 PM

Third Quarter
Eagles If Matt Patricia is the "worst coach in the league"… What does that say about our team?
Posted by (Un) on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:46 PM
Eagles I really didnt want to drink today. There goes that
Posted by 718Eagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:49 PM
(12:23) DET Punts
Eagles OK offense… just… try not to suck
Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:52 PM
Eagles Ass clinched when Agholor gets the ball
Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:55 PM
Eagles We're going to lose this game, aren't we?
Posted by phillyeagleGuy on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:58 PM
Eagles I'm already over this freaking season. 3 weeks in. SMH
Posted by 718Eagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 2:59 PM
(9:32) PHI Punts
Eagles Why is the defense suddenly good? Not that I’m complaining
Posted by FlyEaglesForever on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:03 PM
Eagles Defense playing better than offense so far
Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:04 PM
(7:09) Det Punts
Eagles Touchdown here and we’re in business. Come on boys!
Posted by Gwaihir on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:07 PM
(4:23) C.Wentz pass to N.Agholor, TOUCHDOWN.
Eagles 17 - Lions 20
Eagles NELLY
Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:10 PM
Eagles AGGY FOR TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE REDEEMED HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Phoenix X Maximus on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:11 PM
Eagles I hate you I love you
Posted by MrBiggStuffer on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:11 PM
Eagles Your turn D! Hold my beer!
Posted by OrlandoBird on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:15 PM
Eagles Lions score incoming
Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:17 PM
Eagles I know it’s a lot to ask, but I’d like to see a sack and maybe even a stop here.
Posted by GBenson on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:18 PM
Eagles Defense gets stop after stop. As soon as we score, the lions drive.
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:19 PM
Eagles Getting owned by Lions offense. Sad
Posted by kman949 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:19 PM
Fourth Quarter
(15:00) M.Stafford pass to M.Jones, TOUCHDOWN.
Eagles 17 - Lions 27
Eagles Of course
Posted by Zracer on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:23 PM
Eagles When do the mock drafts start
Posted by RBHeadge on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:23 PM
Eagles Well, that's game … STOP WRITING THOSE DUMBASS ARTICLES JOKING ABOUT OPPOSING TEAMS, DAVE
Posted by phillyeagleGuy on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:24 PM
Eagles This team is overhyped and not for real.
Posted by Kwahu on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:24 PM
Eagles We were all so hyped during the offseason, this team looked amazing on paper, and there goes all that.
Posted by 718Eagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:26 PM
Eagles Over hyped and good on paper. Bro not sure how long u been a eagles fan but this is all normal.
Posted by Eaglefarts on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:28 PM
Eagles We just look defeated now
Posted by 718Eagle on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:28 PM
Eagles Why the heck does the OL just stand around
Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:29 PM
Eagles My brothers, we are in for a long LONG season with Dallas winning the division.
Posted by FlyEaglesForever on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:30 PM
(13:15) PHI Punts
Eagles I'm sick of blaming Groh, at some point Doug needs to be held accountable. This is HIS offense and HIS play calling.
Posted by phillyeagleGuy on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:31 PM
Eagles Outcoached in literally every facet of the game. Hat tip to the assclowns at BGN for writing that article how fatboy is the worst coach in the league.
Posted by Paulie9050 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:32 PM
Eagles We should keep making fun of Dallas. To make us feel better
Posted by WalkItToUmWentz on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:32 PM
Eagles Hmmm.....and how's that working? Asking for a friend.
Posted by jmays on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:20 PM
Eagles BGN really drank the cool-aid this year, especially the so called "analysts" on the site. Really showed how much football the writers on this site actually know
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:33 PM
Eagles bgn does every year
Posted by Joe_D on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:36 PM
(11:38) DET Punts
Eagles This OL is trash
Posted by BirdsforLife20 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:36 PM
Eagles Best OL in the league, according to PFF
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:37 PM
Eagles What happened to our O-Line? They’re getting ragdolled almost every play
Posted by Sulfhemoglobinemia on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:42 PM
Eagles Query About the Power Rankings: What excuse is Gowton going to use this week to keep the Eagles above the Cowboys? Cuz Detroit ain’t world beaters…
Posted by coolmajaka on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:43 PM
Eagles Good question. Look forward to his "Matt LeFleur is a fraud" article too as the Packers hang 40 on us
Posted by Joe_D on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:44 PM
(7:03) C.Wentz pass to N.Agholor, TOUCHDOWN.
Eagles 24 - Lions 27
Eagles TOUCHDOWN!!! NOW CAN THE DEFENSE HOLD THE LIONS FROM SCORING?
Posted by Eaglehaslanded !!! on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:45 PM
Eagles I've seen better coverage by a fishing net in a snow storm!
Posted by 17thandShunk on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:50 PM
Eagles All those draft analysts that mocked CBs to us were laughed at
Posted by phunkenstein7 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:52 PM
(3:24) Det Punts
Eagles Let's go boys!!!!
Posted by HeISTheAX on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:54 PM
Eagles Wentz can't lead a comeback drive
Posted by RBHeadge on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:54 PM
Eagles Butt clenching time
Posted by Zracer on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:54 PM
(2:25) PHI-4-8-PHI 22. C.Wentz scrambles for 6 yards. Turnover on downs.
Eagles Punt you idiot
Posted by insaneeaglesfanatic on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM
Eagles Oh no
Posted by Zracer on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM
Eagles sigh
Posted by Testes Rex on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM
Eagles Awesome another yard short on 4th down.
Posted by EaglesFanatic80 on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:57 PM
Eagles I was very optimistic all week. What a fool I was
Posted by the jack-'em-up kid on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:58 PM
Eagles That was the most hopeless attempt at a game winning drive
Posted by "Snax" on Sep 22, 2019 | 3:59 PM
Eagles This season is liked being trapped in a slow-motion train wreck that just won’t end
Posted by Testes Rex on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:01 PM
Eagles This is turning into quite the collapse by a team two years removed from a SB win. Smh, this is getting sad
Posted by Santa Deserved It on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:01 PM
(1:53) DET field goal is BLOCKED, RECOVERED by PHI
Eagles NO WAY. WHAT IS THIS GAME???
Posted by Woodbridge Eagles on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:03 PM
Eagles OMGGGGGG
Posted by HowieHoesMan on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:03 PM
Eagles 96 seconds to go 50 yds
Posted by RBHeadge on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:06 PM
Eagles Just need a FG
Posted by Paul Douglas "Doug" Collins on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:06 PM
Eagles CAN WENTZ BE CLUTCH FOR ONCE?!
Posted by ChrisSharp on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:06 PM
Eagles 3rd and 10 and we throw it 5 yards…..
Posted by Chinacat Steve on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:08 PM
Eagles Just googled it and a JUGGS machine runs about 2 grand
Posted by DefenestrateYou on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:08 PM
Eagles Another OPI. Unreal
Posted by Chinacat Steve on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:09 PM
(:49) PHI-4-15-PHI 45. C.Wentz pass incomplete. Turnover on downs.
Eagles Dude isn’t clutch
Posted by ChrisSharp on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:09 PM
Eagles And it ends with another dropped ball. Fitting
Posted by TSPC37730 on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:09 PM
END OF GAME
Eagles Keep the receivers on the field working the juggs machine till midnight
Posted by frosstbyte on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:10 PM
Eagles Super Bowl Pretenders. Pathetic
Posted by FootlongFoles on Sep 22, 2019 | 4:13 PM