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Here’s your chance to relive what fans of other NFL teams were thinking while they were watching the Cowboys take apart the Eagles - via the comments made by those fans while watching the game.
Enjoy.
Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy our site guidelines, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.
First Quarter | |
Eagles | With a win tonight, we can completely change the conversation about the 2021 season. |
TSPC37730 | 07:26 PM | |
Eagles | This game is definitely winnable, so let's put in a performance and win it. |
RobTheEaglesFan | 07:38 PM | |
Dolphins | Dallas 42 - Eagles 21. Book it. |
holland182 | 07:45 PM | |
Eagles | Someone should tell this Post Malone fellow that his friends drew on his face with Sharpie markers. |
Jarvin Driftwood | 08:02 PM | |
Eagles | If they lose tonight I'm going to kill myself and none of you can stop me. |
Slippin'Jimmy89 | 08:11 PM | |
KICKOFF | |
Eagles | What kind of defense was that? Everyone knew it would be a run ... OMG now a big catch! |
Joey0210 | 08:20 PM | |
(11:52) E.Elliott up the middle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 7 - Eagles 0 |
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Eagles | Looks like I'll be in bed early tonight. |
joey2times | 08:21 PM | |
Saints | I wish we had CeDee Lamb. |
JRick's Burner Account | 08:21 PM | |
Eagles | Not a great start. |
grantspectations | 08:22 PM | |
Eagles | Gonna need Hurts to respond, if he wants to be the guy he needs to respond with a TD. |
HakunaMailata | 08:22 PM | |
Eagles | Well we know the defense was going to get abused. Nothing changes right now. |
AscendedGodEssenceFoles | 08:23 PM | |
Eagles | The Eagles' secondary is atrocious. There is literally NO ONE who can cover any halfway decent receiver. |
nononono | 08:25 PM | |
(10:48) J.Hurts pass deep right INTERCEPTED by A.Brown at DAL 1. | |
Eagles | Yikes. Might be a long night. |
eagleonmars | 08:27 PM | |
Eagles | That looked like an interception from the start. |
RBHeadge | 08:27 PM | |
Eagles | This is gonna be a bloodbath. |
Kwahu | 08:28 PM | |
Eagles | He has the Wentz look lmao. |
AscendedGodEssenceFoles | 08:28 PM | |
Eagles | They got curb stomped the previous 2 games at Dallas. Looks like its gonna be another one. |
Relyes | 08:30 PM | |
(10:04) D.Prescott sacked. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by PHI-F.Cox. TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 7 - Eagles 7 |
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Eagles | LETSSS GOOOOO!!!!! |
eagleonmars | 08:31 PM | |
Eagles | Fletcher Cox finally did something! Lol |
eagleonmars | 08:31 PM | |
Eagles | Let the lines settle in. We gonna be in this cause our lines are better. |
Revenge of Weapon X | 08:33 PM | |
Eagles | We comin' for you Dallas! |
djpheel | 08:35 PM | |
Eagles | I’m still concerned we can’t stop the Cowboys offense. |
travisfulgoat | 08:36 PM | |
Eagles | Injuries everywhere. I still think we have a corrupt medical staff. Needs an investigation. |
ferventPundit1 | 08:38 PM | |
Eagles | I think he clipped his hand on Zeke's Ewok leg...bruised or broken fingers is my bet... |
phillyphanatic10 | 08:38 PM | |
Dolphins | So this is what offensive lines do? They stop people from getting the QB? |
Used to be Fuhbawl | 08:40 PM | |
Eagles | It would be cool if the defense could play well for more than a play or two. |
rodeojones000 | 08:41 PM | |
Eagles | Zeke is strong boy. |
PhillyEagles2011 | 08:43 PM | |
Eagles | This team has a serious discipline problem man. |
Bleedgreen93 | 08:43 PM | |
Eagles | Still hoping we can hold them under five (5) yards on one (1) rush. |
ComestippleSacksoun | 08:43 PM | |
Eagles | 50-10 time of possession incoming. |
zracer71 | 08:44 PM | |
(5:50) D.Prescott up the middle to PHI 1 for no gain. Dallas challenged the short of the goal line ruling, and the play was Upheld. | |
Eagles | QB SNEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Joey0210 | 08:45 PM | |
Eagles | Wowwww. I hope this call holds up lol. |
eagleonmars | 08:46 PM | |
Eagles | He got it. Wow. Bad call. |
zracer71 | 08:46 PM | |
Eagles | Depends on when they blew the whistle but it looked like he got it. |
Hi I'm Dave | 08:47 PM | |
Eagles | They're going to call that a TD. |
RBHeadge | 08:47 PM | |
Eagles | Let's see how much Jerry Jones paid these officials... |
JASON KELCE | 08:48 PM | |
Eagles | That's definitely a TD. |
rodeojones000 | 08:48 PM | |
Eagles | Wow I 100% thought they were gonna call that a TD. |
I Shittu Not | 08:51 PM | |
Eagles | I feel for Dallas fans there. We would be just as mad as them. |
zracer71 | 08:51 PM | |
Eagles | Offense stinks. |
eagleonmars | 08:52 PM | |
Eagles | Are the RBs dressed? |
David Okinsky | 08:52 PM | |
Steelers | Is Jalen Hurts supposed to be good? |
Toronto Steeler Fan | 08:52 PM | |
PHI punts | |
Eagles | Hurts = trash. Sorry but he's no better than Carson. |
JASON KELCE | 08:53 PM | |
Eagles | Dallas avg like 8 yds on 1st down. |
Southparkeagles | 08:56 PM | |
Eagles | If our D-line doesn’t get a stuff it’s a guaranteed 5+ yard run. |
PhillyGrit23 | 08:56 PM | |
(1:36) D.Prescott pass deep right to D.Schultz for 19 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 14 - Eagles 7 |
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Eagles | This game is over. |
insaneeaglesfanatic | 08:58 PM | |
Eagles | Look guys...they have the best WR corps in the league...They will destroy teams w/ weak LB corps. |
phillyphanatic10 | 08:59 PM | |
Eagles | Yep, Week 1 was a fluke. |
phillyeagleGuy | 08:59 PM | |
Eagles | Too easy. Sadly, I don't think there's any way we're winning this game. |
eagleonmars | 08:59 PM | |
Eagles | Remember when no one would dare run the ball on us? That was only three years ago. Feels like three decades. |
RBHeadge | 09:00 PM | |
Eagles | At least this probably means I don't have to stay up late to watch this game. |
rodeojones000 | 09:00 PM | |
Eagles | What happened to the defense ??!!! |
Phillysf | 09:00 PM | |
We can’t play Atlanta every week. | |
EaglesBlitzed | 09:00 PM | |
Tired and overmatched. Not necessarily in that order. | |
Southparkeagles | 09:00 PM | |
The Cowboys offense happened. | |
ImminentDomination | 09:00 PM | |
That’s a scary good offense that’s had the ball the entire game. | |
Bleedgreen93 | 09:00 PM | |
Steelers | What is this handing the ball to a running back and getting 8 yards a crack? Seems so very strange and foreign to this Steelers fan. And using two running backs to keep them fresh, one speedy and one bulldozer? What is this strange usage? |
Subura-nation | 09:00 PM | |
Eagles | I wonder if we'll even pass Dallas's 1st Qtr totals for first downs and rushing yards by the end of the game. |
EagleRock66 | 09:02 PM | |
Eagles | Offense needs to sustain a drive so the defense can at least have a chance to get a sip of water. |
iNoms | 09:02 PM | |
Jets | This is a dangerous Dallas Offense. They protect the QB well. They can pound it. They can go deep. They have TEs. Pretty much everything. |
Broadway Jose | 09:02 PM | |
Eagles | I feel like we could beat the Bears. Maybe. |
MustbeaVulcan | 09:03 PM | |
Eagles | Damn they made a cartoon about how quickly we got back to sucking. COLD!!! |
Calm & Cents | 09:04 PM | |
Steelers | Positive yards on a screen. Who knew that was a thing? |
Pittsblitz56 | 09:04 PM | |
PHI punts | |
Eagles | Looks like we’re punting this game. Dallas are playing like they’re in the NFCCG for the first time in the 21st century. |
Kwahu | 09:06 PM | |
WFT | I was really hoping this wouldn't be a blowout. Eagles needs a stop. |
Czechurself | 09:06 PM | |
Panthers | Eagles defense facing their 1st truly good passing attack and look totally lost while Dak picks them apart. |
Dcangio09 | 09:06 PM | |
Second Quarter | |
Eagles | The Cowboys didn't need halftime to have Jalen completely figured out. It's going to be a long night. |
Starkad2 | 09:08 PM | |
Eagles | The Eagles' secondary may be the worst in the NFL. There wasn't a DB within 5 yards of the TE. Easiest TD catch that guy will probably ever have. |
nononono | 09:09 PM | |
Eagles | Hurts field vision is bad, like really bad. |
kory raymond | 09:09 PM | |
Jets | 'boyz look as solid as they have in years, and Parsons is a stud. |
jericho crotchery | 09:09 PM | |
Eagles | And there's Derek Barnett with yet ANOTHER braindead penalty. I swear he gets 2 of those in every game. |
nononono | 09:12 PM | |
WFT | I feel like I am watching our defense. Can the Eagles stop anything? |
LucasO | 09:13 PM | |
Steelers | They use their 4th wide receiver on pass routes? |
Pittsblitz56 | 09:13 PM | |
Who knew that he could be an eligible receiver? | |
Toronto Steeler Fan | 09:16 PM | |
Eagles | Shut it off. No sense in watching now. |
ferventPundit1 | 09:15 PM | |
Eagles | This is embarrassing to get our butts whipped on National TV like this. |
Joey0210 | 09:16 PM | |
Eagles | Over/Under how many times they say "Dak is in complete control" |
phillyphanatic10 | 09:16 PM | |
Giants | Man the Cowboys doing the stuff that is working over and over and over again? What is this competency... |
NYJG | 09:17 PM | |
(7:13) E.Elliott up the middle for 3 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 20 - Eagles 7 |
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Eagles | Hard to watch. The stink is everywhere. |
fegerter | 09:18 PM | |
Eagles | KC is going to score 70 pts against us. |
ToddSK | 09:19 PM | |
Eagles | Dallas hasn't even started throwing the ball yet...(minus the first series). They're going to put a 40 burger on us...easy. |
phillyphanatic10 | 09:19 PM | |
Eagles | At least the Eagles were 4-0 in practice sessions. |
VegasRed | 09:20 PM | |
Jets | I hope Jets offensive line is watching MNF. See the Cowboys. That's called blocking. |
Charlie_IMHO | 09:21 PM | |
Eagles | Cowboys will win by 21. Eagles are hot trash, along with the rest of the division. |
The_EuroDiver | 09:22 PM | |
Jets | Dallas has scored 3 touchdowns (actually 4 but the refs screwed them) and it’s not even close to half time yet. Jets haven’t scored 3 touchdowns all season. |
Jeremy J. Jackson | 09:22 PM | |
PHI punts | |
Eagles | PFF is watching Hurts and vomiting. |
Greasy Meale | 09:26 PM | |
Eagles | I've already seen enough from Hurts. Minshew taking his job by mid season |
titsa_flappin | 09:26 PM | |
Eagles | I am glad the Cowboys have made it clear who is going to win the NFC least this season. We are so outclassed it is not even funny. |
jXn | 09:27 PM | |
Eagles | My Sundays for the next few months are more and more looking pretty open |
Benc14322 | 09:28 PM | |
Eagles | How much exactly does Houston want for Deshaun Watson? |
macvicta | 09:30 PM | |
Eagles | Good thing they fired Doug. Otherwise they might be in real trouble. |
YouCannotBeSerious | 09:30 PM | |
DAL punts | |
Eagles | Hurts is playing at his average. Pass completion 44% |
VegasRed | 09:34 PM | |
Eagles | Can't wait until Jalen Reagor-mortis is off this team |
toobis | 09:34 PM | |
Eagles | I have to laugh. Otherwise I might burst into tears over how pathetic this team looks |
nononono | 09:37 PM | |
Eagles | Bro we are straight ass |
SuperGrover87 | 09:37 PM | |
Eagles | This team does not look ready to play. |
Ziggy2020 | 09:38 PM | |
Eagles | Punt it now. We can’t convert this. We try to convert and we’ll just turn it over. |
andyb | 09:39 PM | |
Eagles | There’s zero flow to the play calling, we aren’t establishing anything. |
kory raymond | 09:39 PM | |
Panthers | Ooof Dallas is making an absolute joke of this Philly squad. |
SoFaReal | 09:39 PM | |
Eagles | Cowboys offense came out here with a game plan and is executing it. Out coached on both sides so far tonight. |
kory raymond | 09:40 PM | |
Eagles | Well it’s nice that Mike McCarthy had no interest in trying to score before the half. |
JasonB | 09:42 PM | |
Eagles | I have no idea why Mike McCarthy didn't call a TO, especially with us punting on our side of the field. |
HakunaMailata | 09:43 PM | |
He's either a dope or taking mercy on us. Probably a dope. | |
sirpaulj7 | 09:44 PM | |
Eagles | Our punter is seriously our best player |
Philadelphia Eagles 521 | 09:43 PM | |
End Of Half | |
Eagles | This coaching staff is on their way to short careers. |
andyb | 09:46 PM | |
Eagles | Reminder that our offense has scored ZERO points tonight. |
(Un) | 09:47 PM | |
Eagles | Hurts is Tebow 2.0. |
PhillySports215 | 09:48 PM | |
Eagles | You need a heat seeking missle at linebacker to neutralize the Zeke. Same story the last couple of years. He always runs all over us. |
SkiLow | 09:50 PM | |
Eagles | Dak has only missed 3 passes. Def line getting moonwalked on. Offense is nonexistent. Ah well. |
Kenneth Masters | 09:52 PM | |
Eagles | Dallas has played easier preseason games I'm guessing. |
Fenton_Hardy | 09:54 PM |
Third Quarter | |
Eagles | They look much faster than we do. |
Testes Rex | 09:58 PM | |
(14:07) J.Hurts pass short left INTERCEPTED by T.Diggs. T.Diggs for 59 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 27 - Eagles 7 |
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Eagles | Alright good night everyone! |
Sangre-verde | 10:01 PM | |
WFT | Sigh...Cowbys defense was supposed to be trash but I guess coaching matters. |
Demj | 10:03 PM | |
Eagles | Ran Doug out of town for Howie The Weasel Roseman. What a city. |
phuckdallass | 10:04 PM | |
Eagles | Sirianni is looking like a really, really bad hire. |
soundbones | 10:04 PM | |
WFT | If we don't get our crap together Dallas will run away with the division. |
chambers716 | 10:04 PM | |
Falcons | So can Dan Quinn actually coach a defense? His Cowboys D is looking better than anything he produced here. |
Kennycaine | 10:04 PM | |
Eagles | Mercy rule. |
sirpaulj7 | 10:05 PM | |
Eagles | (stunned comments silence) |
Calm & Cents | 10:07 PM | |
Eagles | Burn. It. Down. Purify this abomination with fire and start over. |
Fenton_Hardy | 10:09 PM | |
PHI punts | |
Eagles | Someone explain to me the playcalling. |
big DUB | 10:11 PM | |
Someone should explain it to Siriani first | |
MustbeaVulcan | 10:11 PM | |
DAL punts | |
Eagles | Can the Eagles even beat Football Team? |
The_EuroDiver | 10:13 PM | |
WFT vs. WTF | |
sirpaulj7 | 10:13 PM | |
Eagles | I don’t like standing up for Dallas but they hung with the Super Bowl champs in Tampa and beat a very good Chargers team. |
EastonAssassin63 | 10:14 PM | |
Eagles | The scary part is I’m just as concerned with the HC as the QB |
Howie Roseman BFF | 10:14 PM | |
Eagles | The beer doesn't even taste good tonight. |
sirpaulj7 | 10:15 PM | |
Eagles | Dan Quinn doesn't even respect Hurts' ability to throw, this man is still playing with 8 in the box. |
phillyeagleGuy | 10:17 PM | |
Seahawks | Could have brought Dan Quinn back..... |
Bad Order | 10:21 PM | |
(7:08) J.Hurts pass to Z.Ertz for 3 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 27 - Eagles 14 |
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Eagles | A little dignity for us on that TD |
Kwahu | 10:23 PM | |
Eagles | Dallas let up that drive, went into a soft prevent |
EaglesBlitzed | 10:25 PM | |
Eagles | Hey guys, just stopped by Big Blue View, and they are all laughing at and making fun of the Eagles right now. The Giants. |
The_EuroDiver | 10:25 PM | |
Jets | What is this thing when the ball carrier goes into the end of the field where the numbers stop? I don’t recognize it. |
Jetison | 10:27 PM | |
DAL punts | |
PHI punts | |
Lions | T Diggs is going to make the Pro-Bowl just based on this game. |
Singledigit | 10:35 PM | |
Eagles | Diggs outplaying Smith is brutal. Worst part of the night. |
Kwahu | 10:36 PM | |
Eagles | I wanted to draft Diggs badly. We drafted Hurts 2 picks later. |
Joey0210 | 10:36 PM | |
Eagles | Can anyone figure out why McCarthy is running hurry up? Is he trying to help? His clock management is utterly bizarre |
TheWentzAndFutureKing | 10:37 PM | |
Eagles | Elliott playing like it’s 2016 |
Kwahu | 10:40 PM |
Fourth Quarter | |
Eagles | I hate this game. It is the third game of the season. Both of these things can be true. |
ATX_Birds | 10:43 PM | |
Eagles | Doug Pederson is eating ice cream on his couch laughing his ass off right now |
I Shittu Not | 10:44 PM | |
(11:34) D.Prescott pass short right to C.Wilson for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 34 - Eagles 14 |
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Eagles | DALLAS SUCKS! |
TSPC37730 | 10:47 PM | |
But they're killing us! | |
Thomas Jackson | 10:48 PM | |
We suck more! | |
Mike Mo Mo Mo | 10:48 PM | |
Eagles | Game over. Period. |
djpheel | 10:48 PM | |
Eagles | I drafted Dallas players in my fantasy league to feel better about games like this lol |
FoxStew | 10:48 PM | |
Eagles | This is embarrassing to get our asses kicked this bad |
Joey0210 | 10:49 PM | |
Eagles | Anybody else disappointed by Devonta Smith? He looks outplayed by Diggs. That’s the most disappointing thing about this game. |
Kwahu | 10:50 PM | |
Eagles | Hopefully Kellen Moore takes an interview next year for the Eagles head coaching job |
SkiLow | 10:50 PM | |
Eagles | The Giants fans are saying they will drag the Eagles |
The_EuroDiver | 10:51 PM | |
WFT | Trevon Diggs just made his name in this game. Had no idea he'd turn out this good as I thought he was too overshadowed by Stefon. Kid looks like a top 5 CB. |
JimmyWall | 10:51 PM | |
Packers | So glad I'm not an Eagles fan right now. |
purplesaltyqueso | 10:52 PM | |
Eagles | Two straight weeks against a depleted defense and we have two touchdowns to show for it |
Justyn L. | 10:53 PM | |
Eagles | We won't win more than 4 games. It will be hard to discern if it's a true tank job. |
phillyphanatic10 | 10:54 PM | |
Eagles | Really depressing staying up for this from the UK - it’s 4:00AM and I’ve got work in a few hours |
TheWentzAndFutureKing | 10:55 PM | |
You stay and watch like the rest of us! | |
The_EuroDiver | 10:55 PM | |
I'm in Italy, it's freaking 5am here! | |
Antani101 | 10:55 PM | |
I'm in friggin Japan, it's noon on Tuesday lol. | |
The_EuroDiver | 10:55 PM | |
Eagles | I have never witnessed a game where a pro team refuses to even try to run the ball. The OC is a joke. |
Darrrkness | 10:56 PM | |
Eagles | I’ve missed most of the game until now and looking at the box score I think it’s a misprint that we only have 2 carries not by a QB. Cmon man. |
Oakee | 10:58 PM | |
Eagles | Maybe stop targeting their best DB worth a try |
Joey0210 | 10:58 PM | |
(8:26) 4th-and-10: J.Hurts sacked at PHI 31. Turnover on downs | |
(7:05) D.Prescott pass short right to D.Schultz for 22 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Cowboys 41 - Eagles 14 |
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Eagles | No one was within 10 yards of their TE who has been shredding them all night... |
iNoms | 11:04 PM | |
Eagles | This is the worst loss to the Cowboys I’ve ever seen in my lifetime as a fan. |
Kwahu | 11:04 PM | |
WFT | Eagles are a turd sandwich. |
Hoggy_Style | 11:04 PM | |
Eagles | I have stopped the pain. Silence is now golden. |
sleepy in Hong Kong | 11:05 PM | |
Eagles | We can all take some solace in the upcoming Dallas "this is our year" overreaction to beating the stuffing out of what is not a very good Eagles team |
johntology | 11:05 PM | |
Eagles | Where can I get one of them “Beat Dallas” shirts? |
rocketcoe | 11:06 PM | |
Eagles | 41 - 14 ... and the game isn't even that close. |
sirpaulj7 | 11:07 PM | |
Eagles | Chiefs-Eagles game will be moved to Comedy Central. |
rocketcoe | 11:08 PM | |
Eagles | Fire everyone. The coaches, general manager, waterboys, maintenance workers. And bench all the players. Put in Gardner Minshew. |
VegasRed | 11:10 PM | |
Jets | Cowboys have more than twice as many points tonight as the Jets have on the season |
Jeremy J. Jackson | 11:11 PM | |
Jets | So glad Philly drafted a WR in the first round so Hurts can throw to everybody BUT him. |
JoCaT33 | 11:12 PM | |
(3:19) J.Hurts pass to G.Ward for 15 yards, TOUCHDOWN . Cowboys 41 - Eagles 21 |
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Eagles | Garbage time TD. |
HakunaMailata | 11:15 PM | |
Eagles | If you squint it’s basically a 2 score game |
AscendedGodEssenceFoles | 11:15 PM | |
Eagles | Really tried to give Hurts a chance but I’m feeling like I did at the end of last season. Mind boggling anyone has the balls to walk around wearing his jersey. |
andyb | 11:17 PM | |
Eagles | I don't see us winning a game until after Thanksgiving |
phillyphanatic10 | 11:19 PM | |
DAL punts | |
Eagles | The focus after this game has to be squarely on Howie. The team needs to be built to beat Dallas to win the division. He didn't seem to consider that at all. |
grndg | 11:22 PM | |
(0:54) 4th-and-5: J.Hurts scrambles for 4 yards. Turnover on downs | |
Seahawks | Dan Quinn's D looks good. |
HawksRocks | 11:27 PM | |
End Of Game | |
Eagles | I can't remember a worse Eagles team than the one I just saw. |
TheMammoth | 11:30 PM | |
Eagles | Maybe this will finally be the season Lurie gets rid of Howie. |
iNoms | 11:34 PM | |
Eagles | Rookie head coach or not, calling 3 designed run plays in 4 quarters of football is inexcusable. |
HamMcVick12-5-7 | 11:41 PM | |
WFT | The Wowboys might go to the damn Super Bowl. |
Teflong Dong | 01:24 AM |
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