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It’s Victory Monday, which means it’s time to take another leisurely stroll through the comments of football fans across the SB Nation network as they were watching the Dallas Cowboys take care of business against the Carolina Panthers. The win moved the Cowboys to 7-3 on the season and helped them keep the pressure on in the playoffs race.
The early afternoon slot doesn’t always generate a ton of comments on the other blogs, and many fans of the 1-8 Panthers seem to have given up already, so today’s TTN is a bit shorter than usual, but hopefully just as enjoyable.
Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy our site guidelines, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.
First Half | |
Panthers | Time to take our weekly medicine. Try to find some enjoyment, my fellow suffering Panthers fans. |
e4* | 12:53 EDT | |
Kickoff | |
Falcons | I hate the Cowboys, but it was really cool watching Jerry announce to Jimmy that he will be inducted into the Ring of Honor in December. Should've done this a long time ago, but still really cool to see it happen. |
FalconFanMainer | 13:05 EDT | |
Panthers | Wow, hope that is not our only three and out. |
Panther-Try | 13:05 EDT | |
(13:44) DAL punts | |
(9:05) B.Young sacked (M.Parsons) | |
Panthers | All I was going to say was do not take a sack, we were in field goal range I believe, but of course a sack. |
Panther-Try | 13:12 EDT | |
Panthers | Not gonna complain. If you thought Zavala could block Parsons, that’s your fault. |
Charlsong1 | 13:12 EDT | |
Panthers | Parsons came in untouched. Don’t know how the heck Zavala is getting the start again |
BlooVeinz | 13:13 EDT | |
(8:26) CAR punts | |
Panthers | One positive: This is a clean uniform combo. |
BlooVeinz | 13:19 EDT | |
(3:20) D.Prescott pass deep right to L.Schoonmaker for 18 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 7 - Panthers 0 |
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Panthers | Offense can’t score and defense can’t get a stop. This is going to be a looooong game. |
WolfpackPride | 13:23 EDT | |
Panthers | Hoping we get embarrassed so there’s even more reason to get rid of Reich and Fitt. |
BlooVeinz | 13:23 EDT | |
Panthers | Still bad. As always. Can we fire everyone during the game? |
DanishPanther | 13:24 EDT | |
Panthers | Cowboys are vulnerable against the run. Keep at it. It's not rocket science. |
CamelRingMaster | 13:26 EDT | |
Maybe it is rocket science. | |
CamelRingMaster | 13:29 EDT | |
Panthers | Back to play clock being an issue, know Reich is back now. |
Panther-Try | 13:28 EDT | |
(1:42) B.Young sacked (M.Parsons) | |
Panthers | Bryce is gonna get killed. |
Bull123 | 13:29 EDT | |
Panthers | Bryce is gonna die.... |
bringo! | 13:29 EDT | |
Panthers | Bryce has been pressured or sacked on 8/9 dropbacks. |
storybook | 13:30 EDT | |
Panthers | Parsons likely to have more sacks than we have points. |
OptimistPanther | 13:32 EDT | |
Panthers | We could have had Parsons. He has a sack for every game our first round selection has missed this season. |
crack back blocker | 13:33 EDT | |
Second Quarter | |
Panthers | Almost stopped them, but a penalty of course. |
Panther-Try | 13:43 EDT | |
Panthers | Why settle for one penalty when you can get two to keep their drive alive. |
NEPanther | 13:43 EDT | |
Panthers | First time I've ever seen a Horsecollar/Facemask penalty by the same player. I'm dying. |
Revshawn | 13:43 EDT | |
You have to give credit to the innovation this team shows on a weekly basis! | |
NEPanther | 13:43 EDT | |
(11:01) B.Aubrey 30 yard field goal is GOOD Cowboys 10 - Panthers 0 |
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Panthers | Did not predict we would only be down by 10. Moral victory. |
Panther-Try | 13:46 EDT | |
Eagles | Panthers reminding everyone why they’re the worst team in football. |
phillyphanatic10 | 13:47 EDT | |
Panthers | The Parsons sack parade is just getting started. |
PeterHollandActor | 13:48 EDT | |
(9:47) CAR punts | |
Panthers | Stroud having a great game so far. And this joke of a organization had the opportunity to get him. |
adam carter | 13:57 EDT | |
(7:01) DAL punts | |
Panthers | 2 TDs in the last 42 possessions. I knew it was bad but wth? |
Panthers75 | 14:07 EDT | |
(2:18) B.Young sacked (D.Lawrence). | |
Panthers | Bryce was patting the ball before being sacked....you got time to do that you got time to throw it away. |
panther159 | 14:10 EDT | |
(1:56) CAR field goal is GOOD Cowboys 10 - Panthers 3 |
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Panthers | We could be winning if we stopped the penalties. |
Charlsong1 | 14:14 EDT | |
Winning generally requires scoring. | |
CamelRingMaster | 14:21 EDT | |
Panthers | Whoever that was standing behind Reich with his eyes closed shaking his head, I feel you. |
BlooVeinz | 14:14 EDT | |
Panthers | Maybe the defense is trying to stay on the field so Bryce does not get murdered. |
Panther-Try | 14:20 EDT | |
Panthers | Olsen is flabbergasted with this team. Even him and his partner are amazed at how bad this team is. |
TLGPanthersFan | 14:21 EDT | |
(0:24) D.Prescott pass short left to C.Lamb for 5 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 17 - Panthers 3 |
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Panthers | That sucks man... Defense is playing really well and let a couple dumb penalties give them 10 points. |
CouchGM | 14:24 EDT | |
It's not like I can even argue with the calls either. They were all correct calls. | |
CamelRingMaster | 14:25 EDT | |
Panthers | Every single one of those penalties? No reaction from Frank Reich. He's just chewing his gum on the sidelines like a cow chewing the cud. |
Revshawn | 14:24 EDT | |
Probably planning how he's about to spend Tepper's buyout money on this long vacation. | |
storybook | 14:25 EDT | |
He's toast and he knows it. | |
adam carter | 14:27 EDT | |
Saints | If I was the Panthers, there are about 3 or 4 players I would give their walking papers tomorrow for pure bone-headedness. Total lack of maturity and discipline. |
whatwasthat | 14:25 EDT | |
Panthers | Two touchdowns in the last 43 drives. The defense is giving the middle finger to Reich and the offense. |
WolfpackPride | 14:25 EDT | |
End of Half | |
Panthers | Lmao a kneel with 24 seconds and 2 timeouts down by 2 TDs. Good job, Reich. |
BlooVeinz | 14:28 EDT | |
Panthers | Feel like we should do like an Etch-A-Sketch and wipe the entire team clean and start over. Any way to start over with a new owner? |
TLGPanthersFan | 14:39 EDT |
Second Half | |
(13:37) CAR punts | |
(11:05) DAL punts | |
(8:18) CAR punts. PENALTY on DAL-S.Williams, Running Into the Kicker, 5 yards - No Play. | |
Panthers | Penalty went against Dallas, tide is changing. |
Panther-Try | 14:54 EDT | |
(1:59) B.Young pass to T.Tremble for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 17 - Panthers 10 |
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Eagles | TD Panthers! |
ToddSK | 15:09 EDT | |
Panthers | Is it wrong to find that the comment section here is way more entertaing than actually watching a game anymore. |
panth3r | 15:10 EDT | |
Panthers | Olsen saying, "I don't know how much that score would affect the result today", when we're only down 7 is hilarious. |
KeepPounding88 | 15:10 EDT | |
Fourth Quarter | |
Panthers | That hit that Frankie delivered on his own corner was the hardest hit I've seen from the Panthers all week. And it's enough to knock his teammate out of the game. |
Revshawn | 15:23 EDT | |
(13:58 - 4th) T.Pollard up the middle for 21 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 24 - Panthers 10 |
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Panthers | This game is like watching a kittens-instead-of-water-balloons fight. |
jmays | 15:28 EDT | |
(13:48) B.Young pass INTERCEPTED by D.Bland at CAR 31. D.Bland for 31 yards, TOUCHDOWN Cowboys 30 - Panthers 10 |
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Panthers | Pick 6 machine. |
OldhamA | 15:29 EDT | |
Panthers | Sigh. |
Burn the RIVER BOAT | 15:29 EDT | |
Eagles | Reich should skip the post-game presser and start cleaning out his office. |
djbigf | 15:30 EDT | |
Eagles | Dagnabbit! Daron Bland is a really good player. Super unfortunate development. |
insaneeaglesfanatic | 15:31 EDT | |
Panthers | 121 passing yards in a league that makes it easy for offenses to pass the ball and score points. |
adam carter | 15:34 EDT | |
(12:52) B.Young sacked (sack split by M.Parsons and J.Kearse). | |
(12:13) B.Young sacked (sack split by D.Armstrong and C.Golston). | |
Panthers | Someone radio the QB, you don’t get 5 seconds in the pocket in today’s NFL. |
Mrcogburn | 15:37 EDT | |
(11:29) B.Young sacked (D.Wilson). FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-D.Wilson | |
Panthers | What could Frank possibly be saying to Bryce? |
Bull123 | 15:38 EDT | |
"You just cost me my job." | |
Revshawn | 15:38 EDT | |
"I wanted Stroud ..." | |
Camrolina89ers | 15:38 EDT | |
Panthers | Young is just comically bad. What a franchise crippling trade that was. |
OldhamA | 15:39 EDT | |
Panthers | We could have had the best QB in the NFL. Instead we go with the guy that wouldn't get to ride roller coasters at Carowinds. |
Revshawn | 15:41 EDT | |
Ouch, that's such a LOW blow lol!!! | |
panth3r | 15:55 EDT | |
(7:18) B.Aubrey 27 yard field goal is GOOD Cowboys 33 - Panthers 10 |
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Panthers | At least the Panthers are 4-2 in my Madden 24 franchise. Don’t worry I traded Burns in the preseason week 1. |
WolfpackPride | 15:43 EDT | |
Patriots | Carolina is tanking when they don't even have a first-round pick. Insanity. |
Axis2Lord | 15:46 EDT | |
(6:38) B.Young sacked (S.Williams). | |
Panthers | Just throw in the towel.... |
panth3r | 15:49 EDT | |
Can't block long enough to get the towel out. | |
storybook | 15:49 EDT | |
True story. | |
panth3r | 15:50 EDT | |
Panthers | Just like with every week, the only bright spot are pending firings. |
OptimistPanther | 15:55 EDT |
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